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It could be someone in the same room as you, or someone on tv, radio, etc. Just post what they said, then post who said it!

"I put it in the updates." Joyce, the desk girl at my news station.

"Good night. I love you" - Bardock42 on teh phone.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
"Good night. I love you" - Bardock42 on teh phone. Ditto.

"When dad gets home we need to get the PO Box key.", my idiot brother

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Wassat?

He's talking about 9/11 in another language...you know what that means? Terrorist.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Wassat?

Him and his Swedish Al Qaida buddies are planning an attack tomorrow.

Edit: Tattoo beat me too it...

I'm gonna kill you......

Originally posted by Tattoo
He's talking about 9/11 in another language...you know what that means? Terrorist. Thank god Homeland Security is Monitoring everything we do here. God Bless America.

"This is a freezer. You keep frozen things in the freezer, understand?"

John, can you work a double today?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANTED*Passes out*: My 23 year-old sister.

"louis is taking his lid and is gonna sit in the hall like a gay"

My sister about our dog.

I love you. -Justin

"****!" (I just squirted him with a syringe of water...)

good morning.

Some shit mumbling in the background.

the girl i had sex with lastnight said my eye i cant see you son of a b*tch

feck you a$$hole!!!

the girl i had sex with lastnight said my right ass cheek it hurts so much but i love what your doing

Da stand Marius Hoffbauer.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Da stand Marius Hoffbauer. were you talking to Severus Snape?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
were you talking to Severus Snape?

No

Originally posted by Bardock42
No sounds like something he'd say.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sounds like something he'd say.

Aha.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aha. well it does.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well it does. Fine.

you betcha?

The last thing I heard was: "No"

It was the answer to my question I asked my mom: "Will you drive me back to school?"

hold on a second.

"I'm going back to sleep" - My woman.

"You smelly arsed git!" My colleague when I just let one sneak out...

''Love you. See you tonight. Bye.''

lemmee take this call. bye, son.

my mom telling me to.. "Turn your music down!"

ladnlord saying I have to move to a new unit.

uvedomuje si to urcite aj europska komisia... guy on TV news said that

"hey sexy"

my suitemate jokingly as i stumbled out of my room shirtless to shower

'For the last time, don't smoke inside the appartment you ****in ****!'

my brothers talking about Micheal Myers

watch out for that wet spot.

"Weenie." by Sebastian, over the phone with me.

"amy there is someone here to see you." it was on tv

'Who ever said that you cant fool the people all the time was a damn fool' - Vince Mcmahon

LOL!

"You're making sandwiches again? You're a sandwich making freak!" My Goatmother.

Seb:"Is that Limp Bizkit?"
Me:"Uh....No."
Seb:"Hm! Kinda sounded like Fred Durst for a second."

Saying see you in alittle while!My husband to be.jm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Seb:"Is that Limp Bizkit?"
Me:"Uh....No."
Seb:"Hm! Kinda sounded like Fred Durst for a second."

Was he referring to my voice messege on your myspace? Hahaha! Gay...

Originally posted by Scythe
Was he referring to my voice messege on your myspace? Hahaha! Gay...
LMAO No, he was talking about a song I was listening to. xd2

He's coming over tomorrow, if you had a voice comment box on your myspace I'd totally record one with Sebastian and I in it for you. Bu ALAS, YOU DON'T!!!!!



Seb just sneezed.

"no i'm just gonna get you a normal toothbrush"

ummm, i honestly dont remmeber

Me: Shutup, Fagg0t!
Seb: Ya don't have to! Just every couple of days. CRAP.

"Alex, wait just one second and let me take my pills, then you can use the bathroom."

My cousin Ryan. He's going to bed and needed to take his pills before I went to the bathroom to poop.

Me: Hmmm?
Seb: I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight!
Me: Why?
Seb: Because I'm so excited! *Sigh* Because today is the day before I get to see you..Ah.

Can I get onto the other halls with my key?-Roommate
Yes-Me

AHHH, AHH, ahhhh, ahhh ahhhhh AHHHH, ahhh ahhh!


my kitten.

"I love you too, bye."

Lili! Padaj odtial. ~my sister

We're just having fun: security guard

Mom: Hello? (on the telephone).

Justin before he left for work. I love you, see ya later.

Britney Spears: Gimmee Gimmee.

Aren't you going to walk me to my car?: my friend
*Glare*: me

Yet in the dark still he screams your name. - Type O Negative "September Sun."

cau. ~lenka

'I don't owe you a dollar.' Cousins.

"It'll be better now anyway" ~ My brother

I'll pick up the hamburger buns on my way home. ~Justin

YOU F***ING OFFSIDE FRENCHIES...... GO TO SPECKSAVERS REFF

- Rugby Family

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It could be someone in the same room as you, or someone on tv, radio, etc. Just post what they said, then post who said it!

"I put it in the updates." Joyce, the desk girl at my news station.
I can't remember the last time I literally heard someone say something.

The klu klux klan hasnt been around here in years.

"Btw todd told his mom abot the baby" mom

I swear I am 18.

ted se smeje

kill him now!!!

My mother called and said 'Glad i deg, ha det bra', which means 'Lpve you, good bye.'

Regards, Yvonne

Girl Im gonna get off the phone now cuz I gotta pee. ~my sister

what kinda vegetable do you like, my grandmother

Seb over the phone: I really just hate it here and I cannot wait until we move out.

"you are too spunky for your own good" my grandmother

"Go to bed" ~ My Sister

Showed her who's boss haermm

i just found out that a friend can shoot it over his head. im so very disturbed right now

My roommate Brian said "Hey"

My boss said cya later.

"I'm sick of always hearing all the sad songs on the radio. All day it is there to remind an over sensitive guy that he's and alone yeah." Blink 182 (Time to break up)

"I got kinds of coffee!!"

Some random bastard behind me in class...

"Please... Anything but the mouse mat... it won't fit"

I'm not at liberty to say shifty

My boss is calling, I'll call you right back. ~my mom

dont go running into walls your not the hulk!!~mommy 12mins ago cellphone..

See ya after work. ~Justin

It's cold outside.-my roommate

She lies. It feels wonderful.

Me: It wouldn't work anyway.
Mom: No it wouldn't!

"Your Japanese is amazing!"

-My Roommate

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Me: Will you wake me up tomorrow at about 11:30?
Mum: Yes, goodnight. See you in the morning.

"Jimmy by the street!!"

Someone outside, by a red light.

''WE'RE SO DRUNK!!!!'' my best mate, Will.

I am absolutely drunk as sin though.

Seb: You should sing to me, I would like it, I like your voice.

Originally posted by InnerRise
"Your Japanese is amazing!"

-My Roommate

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....




"Later"

Tim.

Originally posted by InnerRise
"Your Japanese is amazing!"

-My Roommate

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Sure it wasn't oral skills?

Originally posted by Dusty



"Later"

Tim.

Originally posted by Secretus
Musta been his oral skills.

debit or credit?

Mom, to me: I think Daniel called this morning for you. *Evil eye*

Potom nebudes moct ani stupit na to. ~Lenka

"I would advise you to take a nap." My Dad.

"You'll watch what I ****ing tell you to watch!" ~ My dad

crylaugh

herbsrug

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"You'll watch what I ****ing tell you to watch!" ~ My dad

crylaugh

sounds like something my dad would say

he was only joking..

he said "we'll watch 'The Hotel Inspector'" and I said

"I'm not watching that crap "

and that was his response

we are hardly ever serious in my household

"so like this morning i looked at Nox's myspace and masturbated to her pics."
-Brent

Originally posted by Cuqua
"so like this morning i looked at Nox's myspace and masturbated to her pics."
-Brent


laughcry

"What a ****ing nob!" A colleague talking about a client

"Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann" The Beach Boys

Originally posted by Bloigen
"Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann" The Beach Boys

For years I thought they were singing about a Barber Man...

Originally posted by Baylin
For years I thought they were singing about a Barber Man...

That's pretty stupid.

Originally posted by Bloigen
That's pretty stupid.

well at least I'm pretty in one way then...!

Originally posted by Baylin
well at least I'm pretty in one way then...!

I'm not a 15 year old girl called Stacey, I don't want to look "pretty". herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'm not a 15 year old girl called Stacey, I don't want to look "pretty". herbnone


Neither am I!

*sighs* Oh well nice to dream...

"wanna go to the new Sushi place?"

My cousin Ryan.

Originally posted by Baylin
Neither am I!

*sighs* Oh well nice to dream...

You're dreaming about 15 year old girls called Stacey? herbeyes

Originally posted by Bloigen
You're dreaming about 15 year old girls called Stacey? herbeyes

No, what made you think that?

Cream cheese watons and beef with broccoli? ~Justin when he called asking about chinese food for dinner.

Good day.. i love you my dear friend

*OHHH HO HO HO HOOOOO SHIT!!!! THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN!!! IT FREAKING EXPLODED!!*

My friends are watching Mythbusters

See you after work, I love you too. ~Justin when he was leaving for work today

woof - my dog as he came in the house

Ok, Im gonna go, he is almost done shopping. ~My sister on the phone saying bye cuz her husband was about done.

You know what? I'm glad you were watching me sleep during chemistry.
-Crazy A.

Are you there? Hello Shellie.. ~my 4 year old niece on the phone

"THEY'RE YOUR BOOBS! They're your responsibility"

My sister to me haermm

No one talks to me sadwalk

"Didn't Strife tell you to shut the f*ck up already?!?!"
-Saleena to Kaylie

My manager Jayde saying 'Two toys?'

"Thank you, ma'am"
-Sonic lady

Lol, internet cafe for the win.

"How do you get this shit?"

-Classmate - Programming

Just stay close to them and find out, you know, it is what it is.

-coworker Carol

"Smashing Pumpkins? That's a good song."
-roommate

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
"I don't think I've ever seen the word 'satisfied' so much in my entire life."
-roommate

'See you later' - guy at the supermarket who served me

"Why the **** don't you get a job?" - My mom. mmm

'Way more dots' - kids on TV

"Seriously? That donkey really gave it to her? F*ckin'-A!"
-My friend Raul asking my about my last donkey show I went to go see

"uhhh, you think KnightWings is a lame name, what about NightGoddess? anyway, goodnight"

my sister commenting on my characters name

"Good night. I love you." -my girlfriend

"i think hes ill"

- my dad after i said i didnt want any food even though i always have food around now

"blah blee blah bleh bloo blab" - my sister

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"Bye, good luck"- My roommate

"Why do you read such random forums?" - Project teammate, Stephen Lo. Looking over my shoulder.

I'm not going to do anything to it , im just fetching my bag. My mum on a bout a cup of tea