A midget fortune teller escaped from prison today.

She's a small medium at large.

vin

weird...vin

Originally posted by Dusty
She's a small medium at large.

vin

Possibly in drag?

He told me that I laughed when he pissed himself on the Surreal Life.

😛 Ha.

Originally posted by Dusty
She's a small medium at large.

vin

Originally posted by Dusty
She's a small medium at large.

vin

HA! It's an oxymoron of sorts! It's funny because it's true!

Originally posted by Arcade Fire
HA! It's an oxymoron of sorts! It's funny because it's true!

Originally posted by Dusty
She's a small medium at large.

vin

Dun dun dun.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
God, I hate you.

HOLY SHIT!!! That's God posting? 😱 😱 😱 😕

Originally posted by §P0oONY
It's not an oxymoron at all.

So what the hell is it then? 😕

a play on words

Originally posted by Kosta
a play on words

so then what is an oxymoron if it is not a play on words? 😕

Originally posted by dadudemon
so then what is an oxymoron if it is not a play on words? 😕

Who cares?

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Who cares?

I do...obviously...

is it wrong to want to know my own damn languauge?

Originally posted by Strangelove
An oxymoron is a specific kind of play on words. Dusty's joke is more of a pun.

I know what both are...I just had trouble nailing this one down and now that you say it...I can see that this joke IS a pun.

A theif stole a calendar the other day.

He got 12 months.

When will I slap you? Now.

*slaps*

A calendars days are numbered.

Originally posted by Dusty
A calendars days are numbered.