I met Chuck Norris today

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Smallville
... and I was no more then a teenage girl; giddy beyong all comprehension

DARKLORDCAEDUS
I met Chuck Norris a long time ago. He was very nice. I was even an extra in one of his movies.

Smallville
He was extreamly nice. A lot shorter then I expected though

Reverend Axel
I met a man named Michael Ewing. The Executive Producer for movies such as: Tommy Boy, The Longest Yard, Naked Gun 33 1/3

He was cool.

kodak
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Naked Gun 33 1/3
thumb up

mitchum
I once saw Howie Mandel in a restaurant at Disney World. I pointed and asked the waitress if that was Howie Mandel and she said "Yes, little boy, it is." Then I giggled.

Piggle Humsy
I've met the cast of Lord of the Rings and Peter Jackson smile

and a whole load more people which will make you all hate me with envy so I won't list them pigglediva

Smallville
Chuck Norris was one of the few people to visit the bases around here that I actually cared to see.

mitchum
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I've met the cast of Lord of the Rings and Peter Jackson smile

and a whole load more people which will make you all hate me with envy so I won't list them pigglediva Geek.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Smallville
... and I was no more then a teenage girl; giddy beyong all comprehension God now I'm jealous.

Dusty
I met Steven Spielberg. I also saw George Lucas, Harrison Ford, and Shia LeBouf with him.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by mitchum
I once saw Howie Mandel in a restaurant at Disney World. I pointed and asked the waitress if that was Howie Mandel and she said "Yes, little boy, it is." Then I giggled. Fgt.

Nice sig.

Tattoo
Originally posted by Smallville
... and I was no more then a teenage girl; giddy beyong all comprehension

Did he roundhouse kick you in the face? Did a chorus of angels sing when he walked in the door?

Oh, and I've met old man from the Earnest movies, some professional wrestlers, Seth Green, Ray Park, Al Gore, and some others.

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by mitchum
Geek.

Actually I'm a Dork stick out tongue

Violent2Dope
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Naz
Al Gore gave me a head nod. I saw Willie Nelson, he was like 3 feet away from me, walking down a hall.

Shelbert Lemon
I met Charlie Daniels.

=Tired Hiker=
I hung out with Clint Eastwood at his house.

Violent2Dope
I met Samuel L. Jackson and nearly had an orgasm.

InnerRise
I threw Halle Berry a Birthday Part this past August.

We're good friends now. I go on her movie sets sometimes and I may even get a role in one of her future movies.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

artrush
pix or it didn't happen

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Smallville
... and I was no more then a teenage girl; giddy beyong all comprehension Curse you you lived my dream!!

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Smallville
... and I was no more then a teenage girl; giddy beyong all comprehension


Did he give you back your virginity?

Secretus
Originally posted by InnerRise
I threw Halle Berry a Birthday Part this past August.

We're good friends now. I go on her movie sets sometimes and I may even get a role in one of her future movies.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

lol, restraining order ..

Röland
Originally posted by Secretus
lol, restraining order ..

crylaugh

Tattoo
Originally posted by artrush
pix or it didn't happen

Don't need pics, He's in the service, they always meet famous people.

Lana
I met Muhammad Ali when I was younger; I was downtown with my aunts and my brother at the Hancock Center and he was there as well. It was really cool.

spidey-dude
i personally know rudy tomjonavich's son

Dreamt
I met my fist. You might remember him from such films as "Bloody Pulp: The Amazingly True Story Of Your Face In Five Seconds."

RogerRamjet
okay since everybody's braggin' bout their brief encounters with a lotta 'has-beens', i might aswell blow into the same horn:

Somewhere in '84 i met Pete Townsend from The Who in a waitingroom at a doctor's surgery in London.

I saw a seemingly annoyed Don Johnson and Phillip Michael Thomas in Miami when they were on set shootin Miami Vice...well basically they were runnig up and down a street numerous times...

On the 1996 christmas holidays i met or better sat 2 rows behind Michael Moore on a plane from Miami to Orlando.

In 2001 i met Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin) and Chris Robinson (The Black Crowes) in front of the Four Seasons in New York City...while Jimmy was fishing for some left overs with his index finger that were obviously stuck between his teeth ... big grin

and as a member of the official Jackie Chan Fan Club i got to meet the master himself when he was doing promo for New Police Story in Cologne, you can see me on the bonus material of the german version of the New Police Story - Special Edition deeveedee...no expression

FoxMeister
I once met Richard Branson (the guy who owns Virgin (the shop))

Our flight was delayed by a few hundred hours and he came onto the plane we were on to apologise in person to everyone.

lord xyz
They wanted to make Chuck Norris a game character, he is Duke Nukem, Mario, Link, Master Chief and Ryu in disguise.

Robtard
People Robtard has met:

Claus Kinski, nice guy, was very odd and a bit creepy though.
Huey Lewis, very nice guy.
Peter Coyote, nice guy.
George Lucas, nice, seemed a bit full of himself though.
Benjamin Bratt, seemed nice.
Sammy Hagar, complete ****ing *******.

Tattoo
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
okay since everybody's braggin' bout their brief encounters with a lotta 'has-beens', i might aswell blow into the same horn:

Somewhere in '84 i met Pete Townsend from The Who in a waitingroom at a doctor's surgery in London.

I saw a seemingly annoyed Don Johnson and Phillip Michael Thomas in Miami when they were on set shootin Miami Vice...well basically they were runnig up and down a street numerous times...

On the 1996 christmas holidays i met or better sat 2 rows behind Michael Moore on a plane from Miami to Orlando.

In 2001 i met Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin) and Chris Robinson (The Black Crowes) in front of the Four Seasons in New York City...while Jimmy was fishing for some left overs with his index finger that were obviously stuck between his teeth ... big grin

and as a member of the official Jackie Chan Fan Club i got to meet the master himself when he was doing promo for New Police Story in Cologne, you can see me on the bonus material of the german version of the New Police Story - Special Edition deeveedee...no expression

By met, did you talk to any of them?

I held conversations with the guys I met. stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Robtard
People Robtard has met:

Claus Kinski, nice guy, was very odd and a bit creepy though.
Huey Lewis, very nice guy.
Peter Coyote, nice guy.
George Lucas, nice, seemed a bit full of himself though.
Benjamin Bratt, seemed nice.
Sammy Hagar, complete ****ing *******.
Steven Segal
Dominique Sachsa
Armon Gilliam
Sleepy Floyd
Marilyn Manson
Tom Chambers
Kevin Johnson
Jef Nornacek
Charles Barkley

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Tattoo
By met, did you talk to any of them?

I held conversations with the guys I met. stick out tongue


alright..as for Pete Townsend...well by '84 i was only 5 years old and therefore couldn't be bothered with something like Who or What, and my English wasn't even starting back then, you know..he just sat there like everybody else, no one took notice of him cept for my mum who recognised him instantly. So she addressed him in a polite way and being a bit surprised that someone actually recognised him they got into an hour long discussion about differences between the German and British health care system, about kids and their diseases (cause he himself had kid my age) and so forth...while all that happened i did what all 5 yr olds do...sitting on the floor and playing with hot-wheels and Lego's...

as for Don and Phil in '88...well they weren't much of a talk to either...simply because they were shooting and no one was allowed to be in their reach cept for the extras...and i don't think Don would've talked to us, since he was really pissed and yelling at the director all the time...much to the amusement of my father who couldn't hide his schadenfreude witnessing the meagreness of a 5'6 midget in a snow white suit with a deep red head, running up and down a street on a clear and sunny 100.4 degree afternoon. big grin

and no..i hadn't had the chance to talk to Mr. Moore because he was on his cell talking quite loudly almost through the entire half hour flight and we couldn't be bothered either cause we already had a 14 hour flight odyssey behind us which span from Duesseldorf to Munich and from Munich to Miami...and at that point, you just don't give a **** anymore..even if the ****ing Queen of England sat on your lap...

but Page was far better...while Robinson slipped into the limo with a "take care guys!" Page signed my NYC road map with a smirk when i lashed out on my brother right in front of him for not bringing the camera along...and with a "ere ya go, chum" he was gone...one of the best moments in my life embarrasment

and with Jackie i got the whole shabang...i shook his hand, and got to tell him how much i admired his body of work and how he inspired me to practice martial arts as well...and he was just the kindness in person, never have i met a man such as modest as he was...when he came on stage and cheers began..he actually blushed! so fond of the response he was given to. He took his time with everybody...patiently answering questions..this is one of the few super stars who really appreciates his fans, never takes anything for granted, no spleens who knows what he owes his following...and maybe a bit too much..you see..he has little or no private life...he didn't even marry anymore cause some of his female "fans" killed themselves or threatened to do so after his first marriage became public...i mean who else would do that??

dadudemon
All your stories pale in comparison...

I AM dadudemon, it is a pleasure meeting ME!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
I threw Halle Berry a Birthday Part this past August.

We're good friends now. I go on her movie sets sometimes and I may even get a role in one of her future movies.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... suuuuuuuuuuuuure you did, and suuuuuuuuuuure you will.

InnerRise
Sure I did and Sure I will.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Sure I did and Sure I will.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... until you post pics of the hot asian chick, and pics of this birthday party you "threw", you are more full of shyat than a porta pottie at a double overtime Bears game.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
until you post pics of the hot asian chick, and pics of this birthday party you "threw", you are more full of shyat than a porta pottie at a double overtime Bears game. Ok, why are you now taking it so seriously and being rude all of a sudden?

Influences?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
until you post pics of the hot asian chick, and pics of this birthday party you "threw", you are more full of shyat than a porta pottie at a double overtime Bears game.

This reminds me...I was accused of lying on another message board...I was telling the truth the whole time and it pissed me off that no one believed me about anything I said. They were such nerd losers that would never amount to anything so they couldn't believe that I was actually doing something with my life.

RJ, don't interpret that the wrong way.

I agree that until pics are put up as proof, a person can claim what ever they hell they want and no one will believe it.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Ok, why are you now taking it so seriously and being rude all of a sudden?

Influences?

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... not being rude, just saying. I find the fact that you claimed to have THROWN Halle Berry a birthday party HIGHLY unlikely.

for example...I met all those players from the Phoenix Suns because one of my buddies went to high school with Armon Gilliam, and when they came to town to play the Rockets, Armon invited us to the after party. That story is believable, yours is not.

No attitude, just saying.

InnerRise
Well if it puts your mind at ease, yes I made the whole Halle Berry thing up.

I thought it was obvious. Was never meant to be taken seriously.

No, I didn't throw her the Birthday Party that she invited me to.

*Walks around egg shells*

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well if it puts your mind at ease, yes I made the whole Halle Berry thing up.

I thought it was obvious. Was never meant to be taken seriously.

No, I didn't throw her the Birthday Party that she invited me to.

*Walks around egg shells*

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... I was suspecting that you did, but still.....

that reminds me, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are taking me to a strip club in tokyo tomorrow. big grin

InnerRise
Bullsh@t. no expression

Nah, just pulling a RJ.

Have fun! wave

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Bullsh@t. no expression

Nah, just pulling a RJ.

Have fun! wave

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... and Angeline Jolie will be there giving me a lap dance.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and Angeline Jolie will be there giving me a lap dance. She doesn't seem the type. I'd believe it if you said you'd be there giving her one though.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
she'd pay top $$$ for it.

CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she'd pay top $$$ for it.

Just hope the shit in her lips doesn't loose hold, otherwise you'll be crushed

Rogue Jedi
hey, a small price to pay for target practice.

CommandoDelta38
.... do i get to use my new rifle?

Rogue Jedi
target practice.....think about it...think hard.....think porn.....

CommandoDelta38
sorry ... just feel like finding a dark corner and something to pummel right now

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
sorry ... just feel like finding a dark corner and something to pummel right now but you get it, right?

cheer up, man, things could DEFINITELY be worse. I dont care how bad things look, there is ALWAYS a silver lining.

CommandoDelta38
yea ... that lining is through the scope of my rifle

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she'd pay top $$$ for it. Why would she when she stole Brad? erm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
yea ... that lining is through the scope of my rifle snap outta it, byatch. stay away from the clock tower.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Why would she, when she stole Brad? erm

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... maybe she is tiring of the same man every night.

InnerRise
Trust me, I highly doubt she has time to be tired of him everynight.

With all the traveling and all of THE KIDS.

They're lucky if they get a night. They're lucky if they have a chance to get tired of each other.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
snap outta it, byatch. stay away from the clock tower.

Clock towers are fun ... but i prefer a high tree or mountain ridge

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Trust me, I highly doubt she has time to be tired of him everynight.

With all the traveling and all of THE KIDS.

They're lucky if they get a night. They're lucky if they have a chance to get tired of each other.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... you never know...sometimes women do the craziest things.

CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you never know...sometimes women do the craziest things.

now THAT'S the understatement of the century

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
now THAT'S the understatement of the century you think? big grin

sometimes I wonder why we even bother.... confused

CommandoDelta38
you got me man ... all we gain from trying is more pain

InnerRise
Then how about trying out the other side if it's so much trouble?

You might like it.

Maybe it's not Angelina you really want.

Maybe you want to do to Angelina what she did to Jennifer Aniston.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

CommandoDelta38
I've tried being nice ... but i just can't lower myself to being a dick to women ... so i'm kinda boned if kindness doesn't work

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
They how about trying out the other side if it's so much trouble?

You might like it.

Maybe it's not Angelina you really want.

Maybe you want to do to Angelina what she did to Jennifer Aniston.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... no thank ya, the only thing my butt is for is for.....well, poop.

CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no thank ya, the only thing my butt is for is for.....well, poop.

I'm sure there's some people here who would find other uses stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
I'm sure there's some people here who would find other uses stick out tongue I bet so too, but I aint switching teams.

CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I bet so too, but I aint switching teams.

Not for anyone here you mean

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
Not for anyone here you mean not for anyone, I aint taking no sausage up my pooder.

CommandoDelta38
laughing

Rogue Jedi
exit only, ese. no entrar.

CommandoDelta38
can't say i blame ya

InnerRise
Pretty persistent are we?

Should I leave?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
maybe for you, pretty boy....but thats it.... ninja

CommandoDelta38
pretty boy? wtf!? you must be blind man ... i thought you said you weren't switching teams anyway stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
pretty boy? wtf!? you must be blind man ... i thought you said you weren't switching teams anyway stick out tongue for you I would. shifty

















no laughing

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
for you I would. shifty

I KNEW IT!!

Brad here you come.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
I KNEW IT!!

Brad here you come.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... jealous? stick out tongue

CommandoDelta38
wallbash that makes my brain hurt

InnerRise
Nah, never saw what the big deal was with Brad.

Frankly, he's an unattractive man in my opinion.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

CommandoDelta38
Brad comes off as kinda an arrogant douchebag

Rogue Jedi
good actor though.

CommandoDelta38
never said he wasn't stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
so...no clone trooper halo siggy?

CommandoDelta38
nah ... i dropped it down to the lowest quality to make the files size workable ... but adding the clone helm put it just a bit over ... so i'm gunna have to twek the pic just a bit more

InnerRise
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
never said he wasn't stick out tongue Sometimes your shadow walks in front of you though, so you'd be walking behind your shadow.

Of it's walking to the side of you.

Or it's walking right beneath you.

My shadow lays beneath me...sometimes on top.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by InnerRise
Sometimes your shadow walks in front of you though, so you'd be walking behind your shadow.

Of it's walking to the side of you.

Or it's walking right beneath you.

My shadow lays beneath me...sometimes on top.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

do you like it more on top or underneath? bowchickabowow

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
nah ... i dropped it down to the lowest quality to make the files size workable ... but adding the clone helm put it just a bit over ... so i'm gunna have to twek the pic just a bit more git 'er done, son.

CommandoDelta38
i will when i'm not trying to function on 0hours of sleep in 2 days ... caffine and nicotine are no longer enough to keep me alert

InnerRise
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
do you like it more on top or underneath? bowchickabowow Doesn't really matter. Feels the same.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by InnerRise
Doesn't really matter. Feels the same.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

hehe, sorry, just saw the chance to be a wiseass there

Rogue Jedi
mmmmmm....nicotine.....

CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
mmmmmm....nicotine.....

what's wrong ... need a smoke?

InnerRise
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
hehe, sorry, just saw the chance to be a wiseass there Hey, it's better than being a dumb arse right. yes

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by InnerRise
Hey, it's better than being a dumb arse right. yes

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

that's true ... just had to apologize cause some people take offense to my wiseass comments

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
what's wrong ... need a smoke? not any more.

CommandoDelta38
laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
yes

CommandoDelta38
blarg

Rogue Jedi
wookalars are very ferocious.

CommandoDelta38
so am i after a few days without sleep and normal stimulants don't work

Rogue Jedi
take some sleeping pills.

CommandoDelta38
cronic insomnia my friend ... sucks, and sleeping pills don't normally have an affect

Rogue Jedi
I'm gonna knock you out.....

CommandoDelta38
by all means, go right ahead ... i'd be grateful

Rogue Jedi
cool, cuz Momma said knock you out.

CommandoDelta38
laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
you want me to hit you as hard as I can?

CommandoDelta38
nah ... i just ate a greasy ass burger ... that'll put me to sleep soon enough

Rogue Jedi
coool.....you just made me hungry.

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