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My dear old Dad owns a lot of property near Minute maid field here in Houston, where the Houston Astros play. Years ago, when the ball park was first built, a group of investors wanted to buy his lot for $500,000. My dad, selfish as he is, held out. every year or so another would come by and up the ante.

finally, a week or so ago, he sold the property for $950,000. with the couple of hundred thousand he has in the back already, my pops has become a millionare.

GO POPS!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My dear old Dad owns a lot of property near Minute maid field here in Houston, where the Houston Astros play. Years ago, when the ball park was first built, a group of investors wanted to buy his lot for $500,000. My dad, selfish as he is, held out. every year or so another would come by and up the ante.

finally, a week or so ago, he sold the property for $950,000. with the couple of hundred thousand he has in the back already, my pops has become a millionare.

GO POPS!!! MY pop! now!!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
MY pop! now!! he is set for life. being almost 63, he can make sure his two grandkids have their college paid for and live the high life.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
he is set for life. being almost 63, he can make sure his two grandkids have their college paid for and live the high life. lmao not the high life a good life yes but not the high life..

wow,congrats to you and your family

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lmao not the high life a good life yes but not the high life.. wanna hear the even better news?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wanna hear the even better news? wha you lied and your just as poor as me....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My dear old Dad owns a lot of property near Minute maid field here in Houston, where the Houston Astros play. Years ago, when the ball park was first built, a group of investors wanted to buy his lot for $500,000. My dad, selfish as he is, held out. every year or so another would come by and up the ante.

finally, a week or so ago, he sold the property for $950,000. with the couple of hundred thousand he has in the back already, my pops has become a millionare.

GO POPS!!!

Congratulations

I bet you will spend it on Icecream

Originally posted by MR.Grum
wha you lied and your just as poor as me.... nope. when the deal closes in a few months, I will be gettin' a little sumthin' sumthin'. he let it slip to my sis that he is gonna buy me a new ride!!! GO ME!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope. when the deal closes in a few months, I will be gettin' a little sumthin' sumthin'. he let it slip to my sis that he is gonna buy me a new ride!!! GO ME!!! herbtouchedlucky you

Originally posted by MR.Grum
herbtouchedlucky you yeppers.

I am not sure what I will get, probably a new truck.

Lucky you!

Good luck! And don't waste it on cheap porn!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Lucky you!

Good luck! And don't waste it on cheap porn! I wont be getting any money...at least not until it is willed to me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeppers.

I am not sure what I will get, probably a new truck. Mehbeh your own Chuck norris

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My dear old Dad owns a lot of property near Minute maid field here in Houston, where the Houston Astros play. Years ago, when the ball park was first built, a group of investors wanted to buy his lot for $500,000. My dad, selfish as he is, held out. every year or so another would come by and up the ante.

finally, a week or so ago, he sold the property for $950,000. with the couple of hundred thousand he has in the back already, my pops has become a millionare.

GO POPS!!!
Sounds like quite a few people in my family, especially my great uncle. He's into construction and builds large cabins, lives there for a while and sells them, then restarts all over again.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Sounds like quite a few people in my family, especially my great uncle. He's into construction and builds large cabins, lives there for a while and sells them, then restarts all over again. well, the lot he is selling is his business. He is planning on retiring, but has already assumed that retirement is gonna bore him.

he is looking into starting his own inspection sticker garage.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My dear old Dad owns a lot of property near Minute maid field here in Houston, where the Houston Astros play. Years ago, when the ball park was first built, a group of investors wanted to buy his lot for $500,000. My dad, selfish as he is, held out. every year or so another would come by and up the ante.

finally, a week or so ago, he sold the property for $950,000. with the couple of hundred thousand he has in the back already, my pops has become a millionare.

GO POPS!!! My roommates parents sold their land for 1,025,000.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
My roommates parents sold their land for 1,025,000. GO....THEM!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeppers.

I am not sure what I will get, probably a new truck.

I'd ask him for the money he'd spend on the truck instead, be it 20, 25 or 30+ thousand; invest it wisely. A car or truck will only depreciate and in 5 years, you'll have a used vehicle worth only a couple thousand, while a sound investment will allow you to buy a truck in the future and keep money rolling in investments. Robtard's 2 cents.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, the lot he is selling is his business. He is planning on retiring, but has already assumed that retirement is gonna bore him.

he is looking into starting his own inspection sticker garage.
Well kewl!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope. when the deal closes in a few months, I will be gettin' a little sumthin' sumthin'. he let it slip to my sis that he is gonna buy me a new ride!!! GO ME!!!

You being poor would have made me happier

Originally posted by Bardock42
You being poor would have made me happier I already know this. But didnt I state that I wasnt gonna get any of the money?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My dear old Dad owns a lot of property near Minute maid field here in Houston, where the Houston Astros play. Years ago, when the ball park was first built, a group of investors wanted to buy his lot for $500,000. My dad, selfish as he is, held out. every year or so another would come by and up the ante.

finally, a week or so ago, he sold the property for $950,000. with the couple of hundred thousand he has in the back already, my pops has become a millionare.

GO POPS!!!

Tell him he should invest in a lucrative gaming business in Nevada, he can be my silent partner. ermm

Also tell him I like silver jewellery eyes

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I already know this. But didnt I state that I wasnt gonna get any of the money?
Poor you...


Where are you gonna get the funds to pay me for my services, dear?

Originally posted by Tattoo
Tell him he should invest in a lucrative gaming business in Nevada, he can be my silent partner. ermm well, with the small bit of cherokee he has in him, he could probably do that VERY easily.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I already know this. But didnt I state that I wasnt gonna get any of the money? Until poppa crosses the Jordan, yes, yes I know.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Until poppa crosses the Jordan, yes, yes I know. exactly. and honestly I hope he spends it all while he is here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
exactly. and honestly I hope he spends it all while he is here. Cause you don't like money?

Well, I guess you're not gonna be on KMC that much anymore.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Cause you don't like money? because he has worked his fingers to the bone his entire life and he deserves it.

plus I dont want to have a huge fight after he passes, which tends to happen between family members.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, with the small bit of cherokee he has in him, he could probably do that VERY easily.

Not gambling. It would be a family thing. I've already got the entire idea planned out. Laser tag, LAN party tournaments, arcade, paintball out back, maybe a one screen theater too.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Not gambling. It would be a family thing. I've already got the entire idea planned out. Laser tag, LAN party tournaments, arcade, paintball out back, maybe a one screen theater too. he wouldnt go for that. he is probably gonna go with the inspection sticker garage.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My dear old Dad owns a lot of property near Minute maid field here in Houston, where the Houston Astros play. Years ago, when the ball park was first built, a group of investors wanted to buy his lot for $500,000. My dad, selfish as he is, held out. every year or so another would come by and up the ante.

finally, a week or so ago, he sold the property for $950,000. with the couple of hundred thousand he has in the back already, my pops has become a millionare.

GO POPS!!! Then where is my $2 pitt_fist

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Then where is my $2 pitt_fist I already paid you once for that BJ, byatch.

I'll sleep with him if I have to.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'll sleep with him if I have to.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

That not surprising.

GO REDSKINS!

funny

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'll sleep with him if I have to.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... I need an explaination.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I need an explaination. That's.................troubling...........................creepy.........

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
That's.................troubling...........................creepy.........

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... who would you sleep with and why, you sigless fool?

Ohhh....that's what you were asking.

I'd sleep with your father for access to the funds.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ohhh....that's what you were asking.

I'd sleep with your father for access to the funds.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... outta your league, homey

You don't know what league I'm in........"sweety"

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
You don't know what league I'm in........"sweety"

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... actually I have a clue.

I never slept with you did I? I don't think I did.

Therefore you have no clue.

Unless there's something I don't know about.

Creepy.............

P.S. Give BLUE his CLUE back b/c it's WHACK.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I never slept with you did I? I don't think I did.

Therefore you have no clue.

Unless there's something I don't know about.

Creepy.............

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... outta your league again.

Nah, I'm sorry. You just don't any idea what league I'm in.

NO IDEA.

NO CLUE.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Nah, I'm sorry. You just don't any idea what league I'm in.

NO IDEA.

NO CLUE.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... right backatcha.

But I didn't attempt to tell you which league you were in.



You don't have the money so I don't care ahora mismo.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ohhh....that's what you were asking.

I'd sleep with your father for access to the funds.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....


lol, Peter Pan.

You're queerer than a three dollar bill.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
outta your league, homey

I don't know, I have a feeling he has a geisha outfit or two, plus the makeup and trappings... he could potentially trick your father into thinking he's a young Japanese woman. *cues "the crying game" by Boy George*

Originally posted by Robtard
I don't know, I have a feeling he has a geisha outfit or two, plus the makeup and trappings... he could potentially trick your father into thinking he's a young Japanese woman. *cues "the crying game" by Boy George*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Just don't run me over like you did lastime on your other truck, I can only go so far ya know.

That's like what 500,000 quid. My house is worth that, and my parents have 8 more.

Originally posted by Robtard
I don't know, I have a feeling he has a geisha outfit or two, plus the makeup and trappings... he could potentially trick your father into thinking he's a young Japanese woman. *cues "the crying game" by Boy George* yeah, I'd do him. hit that shit like a 5 dollar crack ho.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, I'd do him. hit that shit like a 5 dollar crack ho. But you wouldn't pay me as such.

Don't refer to me as if I'm not even in the room. I'm no prize to be googled over. I'm a prize to be paid for.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, I'd do him. hit that shit like a 5 dollar crack ho.

I said he could potentially trick your father, as he's older and probably has poor vision. He isn't really Japanese; just a wannabe, to you he'd look like just some @sshole in a ladies gown and poorly applied makeup.

Edit:

Like these silly @ssholes, except less manly.
http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/7993/bestmale713671ie0.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
I said he could potentially trick your father, as he's older and probably has poor vision. He isn't really Japanese; just a wannabe, to you he'd look like just some @sshole in a ladies gown and poorly applied makeup. You seem to have put a lot of thought into this to the point where you can tell someone how they'd perceive someone.

Something tells me you've dabbled in this area before.

Watch out Rogue's Dad.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
You seem to have put a lot of thought into this to the point where you can tell someone how they'd perceive someone.

Something tells me you've dabbled in this area before.

Watch out Rogue's Dad.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

"I know you are, but what am I"... nifty.

shh

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
That's like what 500,000 quid. My house is worth that, and my parents have 8 more.

Yeah!? Well my dad can beat-up your dad, and probably your mother too.

Originally posted by InnerRise
shh

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Ahh... a self-comfort post. Do it again, post another smilie-response.

Originally posted by InnerRise
shh

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
But you wouldn't pay me as such.

Don't refer to me as if I'm not even in the room. I'm no prize to be googled over. I'm a prize to be paid for.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... 2 bucks *****, take it or leave it.

I don't need your measly dollars. It would have been a pity sleep anyway. Where's your father then?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

This is why I should never enter a thread started by Ranger Jones...

Har har har.

Originally posted by InnerRise
I don't need your measly dollars. It would have been a pity sleep anyway. Where's your father then?

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... I'd sooner sitck my hard erect penis in a blender.

*Hands a Blender*

*Stares*



anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
*Hands a Blender*

*Stares*



anata wa wakarimasu ka..... I never said I was turning it on.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I never said I was turning it on.

hysterical



And in response to the title of the thread: that's a really great thing to've happened to your dad.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I never said I was turning it on. Never said I wouldn't.

*Readies finger over the switch*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
hysterical



And in response to the title of the thread: that's a really great thing to've happened to your dad. yeppers!!!