That was a Midget, dammit....

I am at work, right? I am in the back, doing some managerial training, and someone out front says "Hello?"...so I run out to the front desk and see no one. I walk back to what I was doing, and I hear it again..."HELLO!!!"....I run out, no one there....WTF? As I turn to walk away, I see a pudgy little hand pounding on the counter. "Down here, cant you see me?" I look down and it is the most adorable little midget. 😂

I actually said "No." 😆

midget lol

and MAN he was pissed at me for not seeing him. he didnt even come up to the counter!!!

Scary..... 😖

he was pretty built too, like one of those midget wrestlers.

Why did he ask if you could see him? Obvious answer!

you should've bodyslammed that midget, you coward!!

he scared me....his voice was deeper than mine.

your cowardice disgusts me!! leave my sight!!

dude, his mouth lined up with my genitals....not a good combination.

I'm pretty sure they prefer "Little People" or "Munchkins"

Ugh.

I call them Happy meals.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dude, his mouth lined up with my genitals....not a good combination.

Originally posted by lord xyz
It would be for me.