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Yo, I was trying to learn some dance moves today.. couldn't... no matter how much or how hard I try.. I'm simply too damned white...

So.. who else sucks at this craft?
And who loves bustin a move in spite of sucking?

I suck at dancing.

But when I was in high school, I always danced just for the **** of it. 31

punk


Me too.. everytime I tried to do the moonwalk at those things I crashed into groups of girls or overly muscular football players...

I usually just danced like a jackass with the other football players and girls right by the speakers.

i once danced.... and then the people around me understood why i dont dance.

I'm actually a b-boy in training.

Originally posted by kodak
i once danced.... and then the people around me understood why i dont dance.



Originally posted by Dusty
I'm actually a b-boy in training.

cool.. can you do flairs?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I duck at sucking.

yeah, you WOULD.

Originally posted by jinzin
yeah, you WOULD.

Seriously, though, I dance pretty well when I'm a little drunk. Or maybe I just don't give a ****. Who knows?

lol.. I too THINK I dance better when drunk.. at least I'm a bit loosened up.

I'm a pretty good dancer, or so i'm told

Originally posted by Vanity
I'm a pretty good dancer, or so i'm told

PROVE IT!

Originally posted by Vanity
I'm a pretty good dancer, or so i'm told

Would you dance for me...on a table...at my house...naked...with little Dora the Explorer socks on...and a bib?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Would you dance for me...on a table...at my house...naked...with little Dora the Explorer socks on...and a bib?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Seriously, though, I dance pretty well when I'm a little drunk. Or maybe I just don't give a ****. Who knows?

You think you have rhythm when you're drunk.

I'm black so I obviously have rhythm.

I could tear up a carpet with my moves.

Originally posted by jinzin
PROVE IT!
hah im sick im not in the mood for moving

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Would you dance for me...on a table...at my house...naked...with little Dora the Explorer socks on...and a bib?
:O

Originally posted by Vanity
hah im sick im not in the mood for moving


not even for me?

Originally posted by Secretus
You think you have rhythm when you're drunk.

I'm black so I obviously have rhythm.

I could tear up a carpet with my moves.


I'd take having the stereotypical huge wang over having rhythm.

Thanks to my Hispanic blood, I've got the hips to dance reggaeton, bachata, meringue, and I can waltz, blah blah blah

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'd take having the stereotypical huge wang over having rhythm.

You'd take or you have?

So you have an average or small penis and no dance skills?

Shit.

You might as well be white.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'd take having the stereotypical huge wang over having rhythm.

Originally posted by Secretus
You'd take or you have?

So you have an average or small penis and no dance skills?

Shit.

You might as well be white.



My wang is gigantic. I need a entire role of bounty to absorb my baby residue.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My wang is gigantic. I need a entire role of bounty to absorb my baby residue.

Expect many Pm's.

You know what people say though, (the white ones) it's not about how big it is, it's about how you use it.

Originally posted by jinzin
not even for me?
not for anyone :O

Originally posted by SelphieT
Thanks to my Hispanic blood, I've got the hips to dance reggaeton, bachata, meringue,

drool

Originally posted by Vanity
not for anyone :O

sadwalk

Originally posted by Secretus
Expect many Pm's.

You know what people say though, (the white ones) it's not about how big it is, it's about how you use it.


What about those like xyz who are afflicted with micropenis. Mmm... Their penises could be used for nipple transplants, I suppose.

Originally posted by jinzin
sadwalk
*hugs*


i want to learn how to salsa dance that would be so hot

Originally posted by SelphieT
Thanks to my Hispanic blood, I've got the hips to dance reggaeton, bachata, meringue, and I can waltz, blah blah blah


Pics, please. I've nearly ran through 200 gigs of porn. I need some new shit soon.

Originally posted by Vanity
*hugs*


i want to learn how to salsa dance that would be so hot

Me too.. I think I'd be a hot latin dancer.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Pics, please. I've nearly ran through 200 gigs of porn. I need some new shit soon.

Originally posted by jinzin
Me too.. I think I'd be a hot latin dancer.


That's kinda ghey.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
What about those like xyz who are afflicted with micropenis. Mmm... Their penises could be used for nipple transplants, I suppose.



Goku, you're alright in my book.

Originally posted by jinzin
Me too.. I think I'd be a hot latin dancer.
you would be

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
That's kinda ghey.

Meh, the fems would go for it, and that's all that matters.. of course they'd still stand me up i'm sure.. but whateveh. Originally posted by Vanity
you would be

see?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Thanks to my Hispanic blood, I've got the hips to dance reggaeton, bachata, meringue, and I can waltz, blah blah blah

Big breast's too, I bet.

I love hispanic woman.

Originally posted by Secretus


Goku, you're alright in my book.

Originally posted by jinzin
Meh, the fems would go for it, and that's all that matters.. of course they'd still stand me up i'm sure.. but whateveh.

see?

Originally posted by Secretus
Big breast's too, I bet.

I love hispanic woman.

fo sho..

Originally posted by Vanity

hug

Originally posted by Secretus
Big breast's too, I bet.

I love hispanic woman.


I'd wreck Selphie, man. In much the same way the Titanic was wrecked and torn into. Only this time, the Iceberg will be black.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'd wreck Selphie, man. In much the same way the Titanic was wrecked and torn into. Only this time, the Iceberg will be black.

Not if... No... not WHEN I get to her first.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'd wreck Selphie, man. In much the same way the Titanic was wrecked and torn into. Only this time, the Iceberg will be black.




That made me cry in laughter.

I'm wiping away tears, profiled.

Originally posted by jinzin
fo sho..


hug
I'm so sick i feel like i am going to die

Originally posted by Vanity
I'm so sick i feel like i am going to die

what's wrong?

what you sick from?

BTW you still need to re-add me to myspace.

Originally posted by Vanity
I'm so sick i feel like i am going to die

Did you have unprotected sex recently?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Did you have unprotected sex recently?

hysterical

Originally posted by jinzin
what's wrong?

what you sick from?

BTW you still need to re-add me to myspace.
sinuse problems. its icky


Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Did you have unprotected sex recently?
nope :O

sorry kiddo.

Originally posted by Vanity
nope :O

Oral counts, you know.

Goku has it goin on tonight.

Call him butter cause he's on a roll.

Originally posted by Secretus
Goku has it goin on tonight.

Call him butter cause he's on a roll.

I don't know what it is. Could be a need a girlfriend to drain all the money outta my pockets and wit out of my person.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I don't know what it is. Could be a need a girlfriend to drain all the money outta my pockets and wit out of my person.

Keep beatin your meat.

Alot cheaper and less bullshit man.

Trust me, I'd kill to have another ex-wife. Just can't afford it.

*raises hand*

Originally posted by Secretus
Keep beatin your meat.

Alot cheaper and less bullshit man.

Trust me, I'd kill to have another ex-wife. Just can't afford it.

Dude, tell me about it. I went to the strip club with a friend a couple months back. Trick charged me 150 to **** and that was after 6 10 dollar lap dances. It's cheaper to beat my meat. That way I can simply paint my room egg shell white after a while. No need to buy any.

Originally posted by jinzin
sorry kiddo.
thanks

lol, egg shell white.

Hahah.

We understand each other to well.

We either need to get married or double team some chick.

I say we double team some white girl.

Originally posted by Secretus
lol, egg shell white.

Hahah.

We understand each other to well.

We either need to get married or double team some chick.

I say we double team some white girl.

Man, you're awesome for simply suggesting that. While we're at it, let's make her go missing too.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Man, you're awesome for simply suggesting that. While we're at it, let's make her go missing too.

lol, rape.

Originally posted by Secretus
lol, rape.

Lol, teenage buttsecks.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Lol, teenage buttsecks.

PM me, we'll go to the whitest area.

Ohio.

Originally posted by Secretus
PM me, we'll go to the whitest area.

Ohio.


Ohio has two O's. Two in the pink and my penis in the stink.

Originally posted by Secretus
Keep beatin your meat.

Alot cheaper and less bullshit man.

Trust me, I'd kill to have another ex-wife. Just can't afford it.

I dance like a typical white boy.....very badly.

Originally posted by Vanity
thanks

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dance like a typical white boy.....very badly.

lol, good to hear. does alchohol help you?

Originally posted by jinzin
lol, good to hear. does alchohol help you? nope....makes it even worse.

ohhhhh that sucks.

I probably dance awfully, but geez, i just don't care ^-^

Originally posted by Remindme
I probably dance awfully, but geez, i just don't care ^-^

i think that's the best way to go about it..
I hate watching hot ass women try to get their men on the dance floor and the guy just stands there all angry like "naaaaahhhh"

Originally posted by jinzin


ohhhhh that sucks. you have no idea, bro.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you have no idea, bro.

lol, well I've seen myself dance on tape an' stuff.. so... I think I might have at least SOME idea.

Originally posted by jinzin
lol, well I've seen myself dance on tape an' stuff.. so... I think I might have at least SOME idea. maybe, but still.....I look like MC hammer having a seizure.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe, but still.....I look like MC hammer having a seizure.

hysterical


have you by chance seen superbad yet?

Cause the whiteboy dancing in the opening credits.. AWESOME.. lol.

I dont go to the movies.

oh..

to much $$$. i dont get to go for free anymore.

yeah no shit.. even with a student discount it's still getting to bein the upwards of 8 bucks..

fook that.

I'm a good dancer, I don't get things like that wrong.