Chris Crocker: Why I hate the human race.

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Zeal Ex Nihilo
This is incredibly hypocritical of me, especially after my post complaining about retarded posters, but I find myself wishing that 95% of the human race spontaneously combusted after encountering this type of shit.

Chris Crocker is an extremely effeminate homosexual who has a penchant for crossdressing and making himself out to be a woman. He's also an attention-whoring mediaslut. I wager that he has, singlehandedly, pushed back the LGBT community in being accepted by mainstream culture by at least five years.

kHmvkRoEowc

He claims he's ****ing his brother.

g2gID5bpXAU

He also wants to "extinguish hate."

U4NWpdggL7

Now, in truth, I can handle some f*ckwit who blathers on with his asinine opinions. What I really can't handle is that thousands--perhaps even millions--rally around this retard and treat him like he's something other than a moron. I'm not even talking about someone like Ann Coulter, since she at least appeals to an adult audience. I'm talking about some stupid-ass punk kid who is something of an idol to the generation that is to succeed mine.

Here's a response to the last video I posted:

jdFkB0y9Shg

Crocker's fans flocked to attack this poor fellow, garnering the following response from him:

tQe8VeNNgck

I almost fear for our nation when I think that these people will, some day, be our voice. They, the generation that obsesses over and idolizes people like Britney Spears, will one day run America. Now, some of you might argue that the Crocker fans aren't so different from Americans nowaday...and you might be right.

It makes me sad nonetheless.

If anyone accuses me of merely bringing Encyclopedia Dramatica to KMC, he or she will be correct. It's still scary, in a way, to consider that the Crocker generation will be our successors.

BackFire
So...who is this person? And why do I care what he/she/it/*** has to say?

Just be patient and AIDS will get him/her sooner or later.

Blax_Hydralisk
crylaugh

KidRock
Videos like that make me think that the Nazi's and their 'cleansing' programs weren't such a bad idea..

Robtard
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
This is incredibly hypocritical of me, especially after my post complaining about retarded posters, but I find myself wishing that 95% of the human race spontaneously combusted after encountering this type of shit.

Chris Crocker is an extremely effeminate homosexual who has a penchant for crossdressing and making himself out to be a woman. He's also an attention-whoring mediaslut. I wager that he has, singlehandedly, pushed back the LGBT community in being accepted by mainstream culture by at least five years.

Now, in truth, I can handle some f*ckwit who blathers on with his asinine opinions. What I really can't handle is that thousands--perhaps even millions--rally around this retard and treat him like he's something other than a moron. I'm not even talking about someone like Ann Coulter, since she at least appeals to an adult audience. I'm talking about some stupid-ass punk kid who is something of an idol to the generation that is to succeed mine.

Here's a response to the last video I posted:

Crocker's fans flocked to attack this poor fellow, garnering the following response from him:

I almost fear for our nation when I think that these people will, some day, be our voice. They, the generation that obsesses over and idolizes people like Britney Spears, will one day run America. Now, some of you might argue that the Crocker fans aren't so different from Americans nowaday...and you might be right.

It makes me sad nonetheless.

If anyone accuses me of merely bringing Encyclopedia Dramatica to KMC, he or she will be correct. It's still scary, in a way, to consider that the Crocker generation will be our successors.

Shame on you Fece, for letting this get to you. He's a whiny annoying ass, who can be funny at times, simply because he is a whiny annoying ass. He's extreme (in his own sense), so that's why people flock, because of his "shock value".

"The Soup" and "Best Week Ever" both ripped on him; Seth Green even parodied one of his antics, so expect more of this whiny annoying (sometimes funny) ass... that is until the next thing comes along, or Backfire's guess comes true.

Originally posted by KidRock
Videos like that make me think that the Nazi's and their 'cleansing' programs weren't such a bad idea..

Bad-ass, American bad-ass.

BackFire
The thing that I find sad is that people are saying this guy is funny. Like they don't know the difference between annoying and funny.

Robtard
Originally posted by BackFire
The thing that I find sad is that people are saying this guy is funny. Like they don't know the difference between annoying and funny.

Humor is subjective my man... I found his "ghetto talk" one to be funny, the first time I watched it, though I admit, the first time I saw him, I thought he was more or less putting on a show than actually being a flaming queen of the highest caliber. He gets old quick though, by the 3rd clip, I wasn't amused anymore.

BackFire
To be honest with you, man. The fact that you were amused at any point says something about your sense of humor - Namely that it's piss poor, in my opinion.

Might as well laugh at a loud beeping sound. Same wit, same logic, same type of thing. Something annoying that people somehow droop low enough to find funny.

Wit? Cleverness? Comedic timing? Nah, just some idiot in drag sounding overly gay is all it takes to make the dimwits giggle and mindless cackle.

Oh well, guess that's the way the world is going.

Robtard
Meh. I found that odd coming from someone who makes gay innuedo joke after gay innuendo joke.

You're giving him too much presense, I doubt he'll be around next year. The world is safe.

BackFire
Those jokes require great skill and timing. Really, they do. Try it sometime.

Though, my jokes aren't really innuendo, they're pretty much straight up blatant statements.

And really, this fad has been long going, this future AIDS victim aside. Over the last few months I've been seeing more and more annoying videos/songs being passed off as funny or comedy, when there's nothing remotely humerous about them. It's like people say "That's annoying, hahaha". Like they quite literally can't tell the difference. It's as if you don't even have to try and actually be funny anymore, just be loud, obnoxious and redundant and people will find a way to pass it off as funny.

You know, Robtard, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be grumpy here. To be honest the real reason I'm annoyed right now isn't because of this idiot, but because I've been trying to download this porn all day and it just won't finish and I really really want to watch it.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by BackFire
So...who is this person? And why do I care what he/she/it/*** has to say?

Just be patient and AIDS will get him/her sooner or later. or a stray bullet.

KidRock
Someone getting kicked in the nuts is funny, someone falling down an open manhole is funny..this is stupid.

Robtard
Originally posted by BackFire
Those jokes require great skill and timing. Really, they do. Try it sometime.

Though, my jokes aren't really innuendo, they're pretty much straight up blatant statements.

And really, this fad has been long going, this future AIDS victim aside. Over the last few months I've been seeing more and more annoying videos/songs being passed off as funny or comedy, when there's nothing remotely humerous about them. It's like people say "That's annoying, hahaha". Like they quite literally can't tell the difference. It's as if you don't even have to try and actually be funny anymore, just be loud, obnoxious and redundant and people will find a way to pass it off as funny.

You know, Robtard, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be grumpy here. To be honest the real reason I'm annoyed right now isn't because of this idiot, but because I've been trying to download this porn all day and it just won't finish and I really really want to watch it.

No need to apologize, I wasn't "butt-hurt", and you're entitled to your opinion. I don't think he's funny either, besides the initial shock value; which I was over, by the time I watched his 3rd video,(for me) the "Britney" one.

Which porn?

Leo.M
I'd so do this brother. laughcry

BackFire
Originally posted by Robtard
No need to apologize, I wasn't "butt-hurt", and you're entitled to your opinion. I don't think he's funny either, besides the initial shock value; which I was over, by the time I watched his 3rd video,(for me) the "Britney" one.

Which porn?

One with Nautica Thorn that I've been looking for for ages. Called Trained Teens. Finally finished!

SpearofDestiny
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
This is incredibly hypocritical of me, especially after my post complaining about retarded posters, but I find myself wishing that 95% of the human race spontaneously combusted after encountering this type of shit.

Chris Crocker is an extremely effeminate homosexual who has a penchant for crossdressing and making himself out to be a woman. He's also an attention-whoring mediaslut. I wager that he has, singlehandedly, pushed back the LGBT community in being accepted by mainstream culture by at least five years.

kHmvkRoEowc

He claims he's ****ing his brother.

g2gID5bpXAU

He also wants to "extinguish hate."

U4NWpdggL7

Now, in truth, I can handle some f*ckwit who blathers on with his asinine opinions. What I really can't handle is that thousands--perhaps even millions--rally around this retard and treat him like he's something other than a moron. I'm not even talking about someone like Ann Coulter, since she at least appeals to an adult audience. I'm talking about some stupid-ass punk kid who is something of an idol to the generation that is to succeed mine.

Here's a response to the last video I posted:

jdFkB0y9Shg

Crocker's fans flocked to attack this poor fellow, garnering the following response from him:

tQe8VeNNgck

I almost fear for our nation when I think that these people will, some day, be our voice. They, the generation that obsesses over and idolizes people like Britney Spears, will one day run America. Now, some of you might argue that the Crocker fans aren't so different from Americans nowaday...and you might be right.

It makes me sad nonetheless.

If anyone accuses me of merely bringing Encyclopedia Dramatica to KMC, he or she will be correct. It's still scary, in a way, to consider that the Crocker generation will be our successors.



Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. erm





Whatever someone else does is none of yours or anyone else's business. Yes, some people are brutally annoying, but the beautiful thing is you can easily change the channel, or go on a different website.


Please don't make a thread about stupid threads, and then make one yourself.

Syren
I don't think this is a stupid thread. What's a forum like KMC for if not for ranting about things that interest you? Or, in this case, things that sicken you.

Chris Crocker, I'd never heard of until I found the 'Leave Britney alone' video the other day. I now know of him and I think he's nothing more than a drama queen. Unfortunately, impressionable youngsters have immediate access to him and his opinions, which is not a good thing.

As for the, "I'm not promoting incest, but..." comment, guy should be shot.

grey fox
I think he's funny, but not in th 'hahha he's witty' way like Terry Pratchett, Bill Baily, Frankie boyle ect. Just in the 'Look at him he's out of his f*cking mind' way.

Alpha Centauri
He said "Leave Britney Alone"?

He has to go.

-AC

Syren
laughing out loud

"Leave Britney alone!"

"You bastards!"

"She's not well... if you wanna get to Britney, you'll have to deal with me!"

Et cetera.

Alpha Centauri
My reply was sufficient, Syren.

-AC

Syren
Sufficient for what? Mine was directed towards you only.

Is this the part where we play the game? You know, the one where we haven't spoken to one another in quite some time so you test the waters by making barbed comments to see how I react? I do love this part stick out tongue

Magee
Don't know how any one finds him funny, watched 10 seconds of one his videos it really is just annoying, his voice more than any thing.

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Syren
Sufficient for what? Mine was directed towards you only.

Is this the part where we play the game? You know, the one where we haven't spoken to one another in quite some time so you test the waters by making barbed comments to see how I react? I do love this part stick out tongue

No.

-AC

Kelly_Bean
I Loves Chris Crocker.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Syren
Sufficient for what? Mine was directed towards you only.

Is this the part where we play the game? You know, the one where we haven't spoken to one another in quite some time so you test the waters by making barbed comments to see how I react? I do love this part stick out tongue I love both of you guys....just wanted to say that. heartbeat

lil bitchiness
Nasty disgusting slime. He's not funny, hes repulsive!

Give him AIDS with your minds BackFire.

Strangelove
Backfire has the power to give people AIDS with him mind?!?! shock

Devil King
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
This is incredibly hypocritical of me, especially after my post complaining about retarded posters, but I find myself wishing that 95% of the human race spontaneously combusted after encountering this type of shit.

Chris Crocker is an extremely effeminate homosexual who has a penchant for crossdressing and making himself out to be a woman. He's also an attention-whoring mediaslut. I wager that he has, singlehandedly, pushed back the LGBT community in being accepted by mainstream culture by at least five years.

kHmvkRoEowc

He claims he's ****ing his brother.

g2gID5bpXAU

He also wants to "extinguish hate."

U4NWpdggL7

Now, in truth, I can handle some f*ckwit who blathers on with his asinine opinions. What I really can't handle is that thousands--perhaps even millions--rally around this retard and treat him like he's something other than a moron. I'm not even talking about someone like Ann Coulter, since she at least appeals to an adult audience. I'm talking about some stupid-ass punk kid who is something of an idol to the generation that is to succeed mine.

Here's a response to the last video I posted:

jdFkB0y9Shg

Crocker's fans flocked to attack this poor fellow, garnering the following response from him:

tQe8VeNNgck

I almost fear for our nation when I think that these people will, some day, be our voice. They, the generation that obsesses over and idolizes people like Britney Spears, will one day run America. Now, some of you might argue that the Crocker fans aren't so different from Americans nowaday...and you might be right.

It makes me sad nonetheless.

If anyone accuses me of merely bringing Encyclopedia Dramatica to KMC, he or she will be correct. It's still scary, in a way, to consider that the Crocker generation will be our successors.

I have a feeling that the generation that came before ours feels much the same way over some of the things they've seen from our generation.

I don't need to stress the point that I'm gay. Everyone knows this. However, I'm also put off by this guy. Even as a gay guy I see extremely effete guys and it makes me confused. And Chris Crocker takes it to a whole new level, at that.

There are times I am down right insulted by the inclusion of the extremely effeminate or transgendered or transexual as members of the gay community. I feel like their inclusion somehow reflects poorly on me. And in the opinion of some people, it does just that. But that's turning your back on people who have, in theory, gone through as much, if not more, than any other member of the community. (and this is coming from someone who doesn't believe in the concept of "gay culture".)

I can assure you, if this was a 18 year old girl, no one would be making these kinds of statements and no one would pay her any attention. People would even expect it. So I'm confused as to why everyone who has a shitty opinion of gay people as feminine, emotional, obsessive, et al, would be any more unnerved by this guy than they would be by a girl. This is some obscure video on a massive site like youtube. We wouldn't even be discussing it if it wasn't picked up and forced on us by the news channels.

The thread starter decided to include the "The freak say's he's ****ing his brother!" as a way of illustrating just how ****ed up the guy is, because it goes hand in hand with being a guy who likes Brittney Spears, effeminate, gay, transexual, etc. I don't get it either. I don't find him amusing. But, I can tell you I think he has just as much right to say it, feel it and tell others about it as anyone else; including the people who want to say he's a freaking nut that represents everything that's wrong with humanity. (And I'm pretty sure he's not serious when he say's he's sleeping with his brother. You're outraged by him, do you really think you can understand his sense of humor? Saying stupid shit like that is what keeps people coming back to hear what he'll say next)

What's the difference between a rabid, effeminate, male, Brittney Spears fan doing and saying anything he wants, and the Jesus freak from the Jesus camp docu? Seriously, it's sad. It's confusing. It's disturbing. But some in this thread would absolutely defend her right to do it, say it, preach it, make kids cry and hate themselves. And it's all about her right to be a fu*king nut! So what's the difference?

grey fox
Originally posted by Devil King
I have a feeling that the generation that came before ours feels much the same way over some of the things they've seen from our generation.

I don't need to stress the point that I'm gay. Everyone knows this. However, I'm also put off by this guy. Even as a gay guy I see extremely effete guys and it makes me confused. And Chris Crocker takes it to a whole new level, at that.

There are times I am down right insulted by the inclusion of the extremely effeminate or transgendered or transexual as members of the gay community. I feel like their inclusion somehow reflects poorly on me. And in the opinion of some people, it does just that. But that's turning your back on people who have, in theory, gone through as much, if not more, than any other member of the community. (and this is coming from someone who doesn't believe in the concept of "gay culture".)

I can assure you, if this was a 18 year old girl, no one would be making these kinds of statements and no one would pay her any attention. People would even expect it. So I'm confused as to why everyone who has a shitty opinion of gay people as feminine, emotional, obsessive, et al, would be any more unnerved by this guy than they would be by a girl. This is some obscure video on a massive site like youtube. We wouldn't even be discussing it if it wasn't picked up and forced on us by the news channels.

The thread starter decided to include the "The freak say's he's ****ing his brother!" as a way of illustrating just how ****ed up the guy is, because it goes hand in hand with being a guy who likes Brittney Spears, effeminate, gay, transexual, etc. I don't get it either. I don't find him amusing. But, I can tell you I think he has just as much right to say it, feel it and tell others about it as anyone else; including the people who want to say he's a freaking nut that represents everything that's wrong with humanity. (And I'm pretty sure he's not serious when he say's he's sleeping with his brother. You're outraged by him, do you really think you can understand his sense of humor? Saying stupid shit like that is what keeps people coming back to hear what he'll say next)

What's the difference between a rabid, effeminate, male, Brittney Spears fan doing and saying anything he wants, and the Jesus freak from the Jesus camp docu? Seriously, it's sad. It's confusing. It's disturbing. But some in this thread would absolutely defend her right to do it, say it, preach it, make kids cry and hate themselves. And it's all about her right to be a fu*king nut! So what's the difference?

I think it (Note : It gave up it's right for a gender upon posting it's first video) has the right to be shot. Whats odd though is that he's not that funny, his voice is annoying and I want to punch hm. Only two ways have I laughed at this.

1. At the vaguely sad music at the background (Because really, it just highlights how f*cking pathetic he is)

2. My friends interpretation , however he can make even the most mundane things sound humorous.

And Dk your the kind of gay guy I appreciate, the ones who aren't out of their mind on f*cking estrogen and treat their sexuality as a normal thing. Not to be worn on their sleeve and paraded around. F*cking camp bastards get on my godamn nerves...

lil bitchiness
Whats wrong with camp people?

Robtard
Originally posted by grey fox
I think it (Note : It gave up it's right for a gender upon posting it's first video) has the right to be shot. Whats odd though is that he's not that funny, his voice is annoying and I want to punch hm. Only two ways have I laughed at this.

1. At the vaguely sad music at the background (Because really, it just highlights how f*cking pathetic he is)

2. My friends interpretation , however he can make even the most mundane things sound humorous.

And Dk your the kind of gay guy I appreciate, the ones who aren't out of their mind on f*cking estrogen and treat their sexuality as a normal thing. Not to be worn on their sleeve and paraded around. F*cking camp bastards get on my godamn nerves...

Did you just insinuate that Devil King is the homosexual equivalent of a "house n!gger"?

Bardock42
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny

Whatever someone else does is none of yours or anyone else's business. Yes, some people are brutally annoying, but the beautiful thing is you can easily change the channel, or go on a different website.. Or talk about how annoying they are.

Devil King
Originally posted by Robtard
Did you just insinuate that Devil King is the homosexual equivalent of a "house n!gger"?

No, I think he was saying I don't make a big deal about being gay, that it doesn't define me. (which I'm sure some people on here would disagree with)

But that goes back to the notion that gay people should have hide who they are, simply by virtue of the fact that they're different. But we're all different, in one way or another.

I understand the distaste for femenine gay men. They're not easily categorized by others around them. But that's not their problem. One has to remove the knee-jerk reaction to them from the equation. I'm willing to bet that Chris Crocker doesn't think his sexuality defines him. The rest of the world likely does that enough for him. I didn't chose not to be effiminate, anymore than I think effete gay men do. I just am who I am; as is this guy; as is Anne Coulter; as is the guy in the second video.

Bardock42
Anyways, that guy just gave me a good reason to hate on Britney Spears.....so...yeah...**** you....you....talentless whore (to be fair though, we really didn't need the VMAs to show us that, now did we?)Originally posted by Robtard
Did you just insinuate that Devil King is the homosexual equivalent of a "house n!gger"? He did. He is right too.


I like the term House ******....makes me think of Supreme Power. Good Comic.Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Whats wrong with camp people?
T-they are camp?Originally posted by Strangelove
Backfire has the power to give people AIDS with him mind?!?! shock

"Minds". Plural.
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I Loves Chris Crocker.

Figures.Originally posted by BackFire
The thing that I find sad is that people are saying this guy is funny. Like they don't know the difference between annoying and funny. Yeah. Saying he is funny is stupid.

It is kinda funny though.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
He said "Leave Britney Alone"?

He has to go.

-AC


Amen.

America, choose your international cyber-diplomats with more care in future.
Lucky there was that second guy as the voice of reason.
Yes, it is worrying that this guy might have nukes one day.

Us Brits used to be mocked by the Americans for being lilly livered wusses bereft of any man-points at all...?
As of the day of the release of the videos from this 'person' those days are lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng gone.

Anyone else get the impression that he was "crying" for himself all the way through that "She hassssssss proooooooobleeeeeemmmmmmmsssssssssssss" thing?
Talk about your ugliest kind of freudian projection.....

I also agree that the recommending incest thing deserves some kind of retribution.
The way he was going on about that "I cant help what Im attracted to" rant less like like a gay guy, but more in the manner of a smug peodo-type trying to justify his "special relationship" with kids.

If the guy has boundry issues THAT deep, then f**ked if hes getting trusted with anything. Full stop.

Well thats enough joules of energy wasted on typing about that cretin, I'm with Backfire on this one.

Devil King
Originally posted by Bardock42
Anyways, that guy just gave me a good reason to hate on Britney Spears.....

EXACTLY!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
America, choose your international cyber-diplomats with more care in future.

I'm fairly certain this brand of stupidity isn't exclusive to the States.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Devil King
EXACTLY!



I'm fairly certain this brand of stupidity isn't exclusive to the States. House homo.

Devil King
That's fine. As long as people know I'm right, that's all I need.

Well, that and cock. That's all I need.

Well, being right and cock and this lamp. That's all I need.

Sadako of Girth
ROFL

Alpha Centauri
Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they request to sit at the "Captain's" table, they...get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting, they MUCK ABOUT.

Imagine...the fear...of having one of those men on your team. Going to sleep every night thinking "My god, would it be better if I were dead?". That is why gays shouldn't be in the army.

Wait...is this the right thread?

-AC

Devil King
Yeah, it is the right thread.

grey fox
Originally posted by Devil King
No, I think he was saying I don't make a big deal about being gay, that it doesn't define me.

Give the man a dollar !

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by grey fox
Give the man a dollar !

lol, you're me.

grey fox
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
lol, you're me.

Actually your me, I commented upon said name similarities in a thread about a week or two ago.

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by grey fox
Actually your me, I commented upon said name similarities in a thread about a week or two ago.

I didn't know.

I do know you were here before me though, so I guess you're right, and I'm you, not vice-versa.

grey fox
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I didn't know.

I do know you were here before me though, so I guess you're right, and I'm you, not vice-versa.

Bingo thumb up

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by grey fox
Bingo thumb up

bingo is name-o

grey fox
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
bingo is name-o

Need a sig ?

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by grey fox
Need a sig ?

Wouldn't mind one. You make them?

grey fox
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Wouldn't mind one. You make them?

Yup, anything in particular ?

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by grey fox
Yup, anything in particular ?

How about a Mars Attacks one? To go with my Avatar?

Or an Encyclopedia Dramatica one, perhaps...

grey fox
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
How about a Mars Attacks one? To go with my Avatar?

Or an Encyclopedia Dramatica one, perhaps...

It'll be done by tommorow thumb up

I'll pm it to ya.

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by grey fox
It'll be done by tommorow thumb up

I'll pm it to ya.

Cool thanks big grin

Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they request to sit at the "Captain's" table, they...get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting, they MUCK ABOUT.

Imagine...the fear...of having one of those men on your team. Going to sleep every night thinking "My god, would it be better if I were dead?". That is why gays shouldn't be in the army.

Wait...is this the right thread?

-AC

You know, there's been a lot of talk lately about homo-sexuals, but how do you know what to believe? Well, here are a few tips that may help you tell when you've got a gay.

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Quiero Mota
laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
This is incredibly hypocritical of me, especially after my post complaining about retarded posters, but I find myself wishing that 95% of the human race spontaneously combusted after encountering this type of shit.

Chris Crocker is an extremely effeminate homosexual who has a penchant for crossdressing and making himself out to be a woman. He's also an attention-whoring mediaslut. I wager that he has, singlehandedly, pushed back the LGBT community in being accepted by mainstream culture by at least five years.

kHmvkRoEowc

He claims he's ****ing his brother.

g2gID5bpXAU

He also wants to "extinguish hate."

U4NWpdggL7

Now, in truth, I can handle some f*ckwit who blathers on with his asinine opinions. What I really can't handle is that thousands--perhaps even millions--rally around this retard and treat him like he's something other than a moron. I'm not even talking about someone like Ann Coulter, since she at least appeals to an adult audience. I'm talking about some stupid-ass punk kid who is something of an idol to the generation that is to succeed mine.

Here's a response to the last video I posted:

jdFkB0y9Shg

Crocker's fans flocked to attack this poor fellow, garnering the following response from him:

tQe8VeNNgck

I almost fear for our nation when I think that these people will, some day, be our voice. They, the generation that obsesses over and idolizes people like Britney Spears, will one day run America. Now, some of you might argue that the Crocker fans aren't so different from Americans nowaday...and you might be right.

It makes me sad nonetheless.

If anyone accuses me of merely bringing Encyclopedia Dramatica to KMC, he or she will be correct. It's still scary, in a way, to consider that the Crocker generation will be our successors.


Leave Chris Crocker ALONE!

aiqkDm9UoKo

Fantastic!

chillmeistergen
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they request to sit at the "Captain's" table, they...get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting, they MUCK ABOUT.

Imagine...the fear...of having one of those men on your team. Going to sleep every night thinking "My god, would it be better if I were dead?". That is why gays shouldn't be in the army.

Wait...is this the right thread?

-AC

Jesus man, you have good taste in comedy. Partridge and Brass Eye. A trophy worthy taste.

KharmaDog
Less of a deal should be made about this guy's sexual orientation.

More of a deal should be made of that he's a complete idiot with a seemingly very tenuous grasp on reality.

inimalist
The fact that there is a market for internet drama of this nature bothers me much more than those who create it.

Zeal Ex Nihilo
I hate teh gays.

You know, if Chris Crocker were a straight woman, I'd still hate the human race for it.

Sadako of Girth
My sentiments exactly on the second line there..

Bardock42
Also, we do realize he's probably just faking, right?

Sadako of Girth
I do hope so for humanity's very own sake. stick out tongue

Devil King
Originally posted by KharmaDog
Less of a deal should be made about this guy's sexual orientation.

More of a deal should be made of that he's a complete idiot with a seemingly very tenuous grasp on reality.

Quoted for correctness.

Dreamt
My entire High School community believes that he's a fake. And the gay kids told everyone that.

Devil King
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
You know, if Chris Crocker were a straight woman, I'd still hate the human race for it.

But you wouldn't have started a thread about it. And, no one would be talking about it in the media.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Dreamt
My entire High School community believes that he's a fake. And the gay kids told everyone that. Everyone knows he's fake.

Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
Everyone knows he's fake.

His love for his grandmother isn't fake.

Devil King

Röland
Originally posted by Devil King
His grandmother should have beat him more when he was younger. That and unplugged his computer.

That would have just made it worse, because then he would have Grandma issues to rant about too.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Devil King
His grandmother should have beat him more when he was younger. That and unplugged his computer.

We all know she did beat him loads.

He's gay, duh.

Robtard
Originally posted by Bardock42
We all know she did beat him loads.

He's gay, duh.

That's a myth, gay men hate women regardless of childhood abuse at the hands of a woman.

All "gayness" can be traced back to a dirty uncle, with an even dirtier finger.

Draco69
Everyone DOES realize that Chris Crocker is a comedian, right? A poor one but a comedian nonetheless.

He's been an employee of Comedy Central and he's pitched several comedy sketches to a gay network called Logo. In fact, the very same sketch he submitted to LOGO is the same one he's using on Youtube....

chithappens
Originally posted by BackFire
One with Nautica Thorn that I've been looking for for ages. Called Trained Teens. Finally finished!

OMG Nautica Thorn! YES! I need to update my library... Be back Happy Dance

Bardock42
Originally posted by Draco69
Everyone DOES realize that Chris Crocker is a comedian, right? A poor one but a comedian nonetheless.

He's been an employee of Comedy Central and he's pitched several comedy sketches to a gay network called Logo. In fact, the very same sketch he submitted to LOGO is the same one he's using on Youtube.... I didn't.

Sadako of Girth
Neither did I....

So that that basically puts the guy in Andy Dick's league then.

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by Devil King
But you wouldn't have started a thread about it. And, no one would be talking about it in the media.
If she were on Encyclopedia Dramatica, yes, I would have.

SpearofDestiny
I dont know what the big deal is....the guy's an annoying mindless attention whore...so what ? The fact that you're giving him attention is the antithesis of what you are trying to do, isn't it ?

Devil King
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
I dont know what the big deal is....the guy's an annoying mindless attention whore...so what ? The fact that you're giving him attention is the antithesis of what you are trying to do, isn't it ?

There are just too many ways to respond to that.

SpearofDestiny
Originally posted by Devil King
There are just too many ways to respond to that.



droolio

Quiero Mota
Originally posted by Devil King
There are just too many ways to respond to that.

Exactly. My first thought: "Look who's talking".

SpearofDestiny
How am I being a hypocrit ? I'm defending his right to be annoying and whorey droolio

tabby999
Originally posted by Draco69
Everyone DOES realize that Chris Crocker is a comedian, right? A poor one but a comedian nonetheless.

He's been an employee of Comedy Central and he's pitched several comedy sketches to a gay network called Logo. In fact, the very same sketch he submitted to LOGO is the same one he's using on Youtube....

Saddens me that this qualifies as "comedy" really, i know its subjective but there is actually nothing funny about him, not even in a self deprecating, ironic kinda way.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
How am I being a hypocrit ? I'm defending his right to be annoying and whorey droolio
You think he's sexy, don'tcha? stick out tongue

SpearofDestiny
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You think he's sexy, don'tcha? stick out tongue

If you want me to be dead honest, no.



If you want me to be typical then, OH YES BABYdroolio



8=======D

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
If you want me to be dead honest, no.



If you want me to be typical then, OH YES BABYdroolio



8=======D
Lol!!! I'll go with the second one.

Victor Von Doom
He's fabulous.

Ozone
He's weird.

Cross-dressing is inappropriate for both genders. yes

Victor Von Doom
As is being a ****, so it seems he's an inappropriate lad.

SpearofDestiny
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Lol!!! I'll go with the second one.


dd

Schecter
LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE!!!!




HE'S A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!

Sadako of Girth
Only jussssssssssssssssst barely.

































(If good comedic skills even partially reflect our humanity)

WrathfulDwarf
Well, seems like Chris Crocker have grown quite an interest fanbase in Youtube. The guy makes videos without saying anything and he gets almos 500,000 visits...the guy (whatever you may think of him) does know how to get attention.



(yeah, I seen his videos) embarrasment

dadudemon
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Well, seems like Chris Crocker have grown quite an interest fanbase in Youtube. The guy makes videos without saying anything and he gets almos 500,000 visits...the guy (whatever you may think of him) does know how to get attention.



(yeah, I seen his videos) embarrasment

Have you asked him out yet? He likes his mans hairy, apparently.

WrathfulDwarf
Originally posted by dadudemon
Have you asked him out yet? He likes his mans hairy, apparently.

He must have a very good stylist who does his hair. hmm

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Well, seems like Chris Crocker have grown quite an interest fanbase in Youtube. The guy makes videos without saying anything and he gets almos 500,000 visits...the guy (whatever you may think of him) does know how to get attention.



(yeah, I seen his videos) embarrasment
Welcome to the human race. Please check your brain at the door.

WrathfulDwarf
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Welcome to the human race. Please check your brain at the door.

His videos are always in the front page! As a Youtuber...I get tempted. stick out tongue

dadudemon
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
He must have a very good stylist who does his hair. hmm

Well, he never uses hair jell...he just dips his head in butter.

Quark_666
Originally posted by inimalist
The fact that there is a market for internet drama of this nature bothers me much more than those who create it.

dadudemon
Originally posted by inimalist
The fact that there is a market for internet drama of this nature bothers me much more than those who create it.

That's a rather good point.

I'm actually going to create some stupid vids and put them up on youtube pretty soon here. I am willing to bet that a lot of people will watch them because they are stupid.

Kelly_Bean
I'll be willing to bet all of you tune into his new show (if they decide to broadcast it) just to make fun. hanuts

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by dadudemon
That's a rather good point.

I'm actually going to create some stupid vids and put them up on youtube pretty soon here. I am willing to bet that a lot of people will watch them because they are stupid.
So, you're just going to talk about threads on KMC for a few minutes?

Schecter
no, it will be lame as well as stupid, so nobody will watch. as annoying as chris crocker is, he manages to capture people's interest, thus this thread. you are not capable of accomplishing this short of self mutilation or throwing a puppie off a cliff.

Syren
Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, he never uses hair jell...he just dips his head in butter.

Nut butter?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
So, you're just going to talk about threads on KMC for a few minutes?

No...but I see what you did there. wink

Originally posted by Schecter
no, it will be lame as well as stupid, so nobody will watch. as annoying as chris crocker is, he manages to capture people's interest, thus this thread. you are not capable of accomplishing this short of self mutilation or throwing a puppie off a cliff.

Wrong. wink I have had several request to put stupid vids up...I am an utter goof ball IRL. If you haven't noticed, extremely moronic and goofy videos seem to get watched quite often on youtube. That was my point.

Originally posted by Syren
Nut butter?

hmm If you are referring to spoot...maybe. If you are referring to this:

http://www.zooscape.com/dataimg/zoo0040/3/150/403936.jpg

That'd probably be very accurate. That lotion stuff is VERY greasy...



If you are referring to the foods, no.

Syren
Originally posted by dadudemon
hmm If you are referring to spoot...maybe. If you are referring to this:

http://www.zooscape.com/dataimg/zoo0040/3/150/403936.jpg

That'd probably be very accurate. That lotion stuff is VERY greasy...



If you are referring to the foods, no.

I was actually referring to peanut butter nahuh


































Well, not truly. I was being rude.

Alpha Centauri
Dadudemon,

People who insist they are wacky, zany, goofy or crazy...usually aren't, or they are and it's just fake and contrived, attention seeking.

Just a heads up.

-AC

dadudemon
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Dadudemon,

People who insist they are wacky, zany, goofy or crazy...usually aren't, or they are and it's just fake and contrived, attention seeking.

Just a heads up.

-AC

Really? I thought being a goof ball was a negative thing...probably because of being made fun of ALOT while growing up for acting so retarded all the time.

My father still can't believe I actually got married...he didn't think it would happen because I acted so immature....seriously.

WrathfulDwarf
I think this is Crocker's way to become an entertainer. He is already appear in talk shows and even late night shows. His 15 minutes of fame haven't gone away.

dadudemon
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I think this is Crocker's way to become an entertainer. He is already appear in talk shows and even late night shows. His 15 minutes of fame haven't gone away.

Yes indeed. That was exactly his intentions.

WrathfulDwarf
I thought it was just a stupid prank.

Maybe I should make own Youtube video one of these days....




....shifty

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Yes, dadudemon, I'm a total *****.

dadudemon
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I thought it was just a stupid prank.

Maybe I should make own Youtube video one of these days....




....shifty

Like I said, make it moronic and retarded and you will get a lot of watches.

Case in point:

9LSuyLyuUiM

WrathfulDwarf
Oh well, guy's gotta make a living...right?



Or does he? hmm

dadudemon
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Oh well, guy's gotta make a living...right?



Or does he? hmm

"Or does he" is correct. He lives with his parents. He was "made a youtube partner" last year.

Yes....he makes money.

Devil King
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Dadudemon,

People who insist they are wacky, zany, goofy or crazy...usually aren't, or they are and it's just fake and contrived, attention seeking.

Just a heads up.

-AC

"People who say they're crazy aren't crazy, just obnoxious"

-David Sedaris

Devil King
Originally posted by dadudemon
My father still can't believe I actually got married...he didn't think it would happen because I acted so immature....seriously.

Is he mormon?

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by dadudemon
Like I said, make it moronic and retarded and you will get a lot of watches.

Case in point:

9LSuyLyuUiM
Jesus Christ, I just lost at least twenty thousand brain cells from that.

EDIT: Wow, I watched another video of his. There goes another ten thousand.

Robtard
Originally posted by Devil King
"People who say they're crazy aren't crazy, just obnoxious"

-David Sedaris

What about people you claim genius?

Devil King
Originally posted by Robtard
What about people you claim genius?

"You" as in I or "You" as in Who? Only others can profess someone to be a genius, otherwise it's arrogance.

Robtard
Originally posted by Devil King
"You" as in I or "You" as in Who? Only others can profess someone to be a genius, otherwise it's arrogance.

I meant "who", why I said "you", I do not know.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Jesus Christ, I just lost at least twenty thousand brain cells from that.

EDIT: Wow, I watched another video of his. There goes another ten thousand.

laughing laughing laughing Indeed, that's some stupid shit. Notice how many times his videos have been watched? That was my point earlier.

My favorite is when he says 'I got some bread, b***h!" in slow-mo. I lol'd. no expression

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It's like The Amanda Show, except Amanda Bynes is attractive. I ****ing hate attention whores like that. They're always the retards who think that they're the class clowns, but they fail and everyone is laughing at them.

I hope somebody kicks that kid in the scrote so hard that he can't have kids.

BackFire
Chris Crocker looks like a chick.

I'd like him give me head. Then choke him during the process.

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by BackFire
Chris Crocker looks like a chick.

I'd like him give me head. Then choke him during the process.
Videotape and put on YouTube.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo


JUST JERK OFF!

It's like The Amanda Show, except Amanda Bynes is attractive. I ****ing hate attention whores like that. They're always the retards who think that they're the class clowns, but they fail and everyone is laughing at them.

I hope somebody kicks that kid in the scrote so hard that he can't have kids.

Some people find that guy RIDICULOUSLY annoying. Others find him RIDICULOUSLY hilarious. That's how it works. I find him quite hilarious. no expression...and annoying. I don't know how that works. I guess it is because I am laughing at him.

"crocodile cock"

Originally posted by BackFire
Chris Crocker looks like a chick.

I'd like him give me head. Then choke him during the process.

Ummm, yeah......that is a type of fetish some people have. Getting of while being choked. Seriously. no expression

Zeal Ex Nihilo
That's actually you, isn't it?

McLovin
Who cares.

The *** will get his soon enough.

And I mean a bullet not a cock.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
That's actually you, isn't it?

No.


He is my twin from another life. 313

Our humor is not quite the same...but it is similar.

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by McLovin
Who cares.

The *** will get his soon enough.

And I mean a bullet not a cock.
Lol.
Originally posted by dadudemon
No.


He is my twin from another life. 313

Our humor is not quite the same...but it is similar.
I hope you fall into a pit of acid and rattlesnakes.

Robtard
Originally posted by dadudemon
No.
He is my twin from another life. 313

Our humor is not quite the same...but it is similar.

...your humor is similar to that on an annoying flaming queen, figures.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I hope you fall into a pit of acid and rattlesnakes.


Fail...only the acid would do anything because the rattlesnakes would already have dissolved...if we are talking about a strong acid. I could climb back out the sides if it was just a pit of acid.

Originally posted by Robtard
...your humor is similar to that on an annoying flaming queen, figures.

I was NOT referring to Chris Crocker...were you?

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Re: Acid + rattlesnakes = impossible.

That was the joke.

Robtard
Originally posted by dadudemon
Fail...only the acid would do anything because the rattlesnakes would already have dissolved...if we are talking about a strong acid. I could climb back out the sides if it was just a pit of acid.



I was NOT referring to Chris Crocker...were you?

Well, that's the title of the thread. Who then?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Robtard
Well, that's the title of the thread. Who then?

I was talking about this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZihKxb_NVVU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LSuyLyuUiM

Robtard
That guy is both annoying and an idiot.

chillmeistergen
I liked the way South Park took the piss out of him.

Zeal Ex Nihilo

dadudemon

Zeal Ex Nihilo
oh god it burns

Schecter
there but for the grace of god

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