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I trim up all round, any other guys this metrosexual?

I did once, and I f*ckin hated it.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I did once, and I f*ckin hated it.

I like it, it makes me appear to have extra length so it looks like I have about 9 inches!!!!!

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/6483/shaved20catfn8.jpg
Cat with shaved balls.

Wrong forum.

Originally posted by Robtard
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/6483/shaved20catfn8.jpg
Cat with shaved balls.

I wish I was a cat or Prince.

Originally posted by cyber tuff guy!
I like it, it makes me appear to have extra length so it looks like I have about 9 inches!!!!!

I must do this.

I think a better question is, "Why the **** aren't you still banned?"

only nancy boys shave their balls

Originally posted by Schecter
only nancy boys shave their balls

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." Dr. Evil

Seems very hazardous to me.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Seems very hazardous to me.

It takes rock solid nerves and a surgeon's precision.

Originally posted by Schecter
only nancy boys shave their balls

I "clean up", but I've only shaved them once. I just couldn't get into scratching my balls all the time. I love my redneck brother, but I don't want to be just like him; ya know?

Not the right place for this thread.

In fact, I'm pretty sure there is already a thread like this in the OTF.