Kram3r is a dentist????1111 Zoinkslike omgf!!!

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Thank you, Australia!


Written by an Australian Dentist....and too good to
delete....

To Kill an American
You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a
report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of
a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.

So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let
everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found
one. (Good one, mate!!!!)


"An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican,
African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or
Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.


An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminol e or one of the many other tribes known as native
Americans.


An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only
difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them
chooses.


An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will
answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming
to speak for the government and for God.



An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.

The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of
Independence , which recognizes the God given right of each person to the
pursuit of happiness.


An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other
nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.


When Afghanistanwas over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans
came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their
country!


As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other
nation to the poor in Afghanistan . Americans welcome the best of
everything...the best products, the best books, the best music, the best
food, the best services. But they also welcome the least.


The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty , welcomes your
tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the
homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America .


Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11,
2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the
World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries,
cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the
terrorists.

So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General
Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the
world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself . Because
Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are
the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
spirit, everywhere, is an American.

Tattoo
PWNT

Reverend Axel
Wtf?? haermm

lord xyz
If you change States to Kingdom, you get pretty much the same, apart from the Afghanistan stuff. You could replace that with...America.

Anyway, yeah America's great, but it's corrupt, severly.

Strangelove
Originally posted by lord xyz
Anyway, yeah America's great, but it's corrupt, severly. Because you, as a 15 year old British kid, know that. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Strangelove
Because you, as a 15 year old British kid, know that. roll eyes (sarcastic)


Damn, I keep forgetting how young some members are. Good thing I never hit on him.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Strangelove
Because you, as a 15 year old British kid, know that. roll eyes (sarcastic) Look at your healthcare.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Damn, I keep forgetting how young some members are. Good thing I never hit on him. Are you gay?

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by lord xyz
Look at your healthcare.

Are you gay?

No. I pretend to be gay sometimes for hilarious results. You've not experienced real laughter and humor until a man almost has his cock up your arse. haermm

Strangelove
Originally posted by lord xyz
Anyone with a half a brain knows that. Look at your ****ing healthcare! The thing is, the fact that our health care system needs to be fixed is no indication that the country is corrupt. Try again.

kodak
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
No. I pretend to be gay sometimes for hilarious results. You've not experienced real laughter and humor until a man almost has his cock up your arse. haermm sad

lord xyz
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
No. I pretend to be gay sometimes for hilarious results. You've not experienced real laughter and humor until a man almost has his cock up your arse. haermm Tha-That is actually quite funny.

Originally posted by Strangelove
The thing is, the fact that our health care system needs to be fixed is no indication that the country is corrupt. Try again. Well, yeah. It all ties back to the government, there the ones making the money due to Americans suffering. Ever since Nixon, who appointed Bush in Watergate, and then got elected as president (aswell as his ****-up son). Something must be going on. Sorry, but that is just not what the constitution wanted or expected.

Dusty
Originally posted by lord xyz
Well, yeah. It all ties back to the government, there the ones making the money due to Americans suffering. Ever since Nixon, who appointed Bush in Watergate, and then got elected as president (aswell as his ****-up son). Something must be going on. Sorry, but that is just not what the constitution wanted or expected.

Be careful, friend. Brendan takes his politics like I take my film.

TRH
lolz

Strangelove
Originally posted by lord xyz
Well, yeah. It all ties back to the government, there the ones making the money due to Americans suffering. Ever since Nixon, who appointed Bush in Watergate, and then got elected as president (aswell as his ****-up son). Something must be going on. Sorry, but that is just not what the constitution wanted or expected. I'm sorry, WHAT?!?! From now on, don't even PRETEND that you know what's going on in America.

For your information, Richard Nixon appointed Gerald Ford as Vice President in 1973, NOT George H.W. Bush. When Nixon resigned, Gerald Ford was sworn in as President, but was not elected to a 1st term. That was in the 1970s. George H.W. Bush wasn't President until 1988.

As for the Constitution, it is quite clear. George Bush won the election in 2000, whether you or I like it or not. The Constitution does not say that the President can't be the son of previous President, in fact, the 2nd and 5th Presidents were father and son. You can't restrict who can run for the office of President.

I keep a pocket copy of the United States Constitution in my room. Don't try and lecture me on what it "wants".Originally posted by Dusty
Be careful, friend. Brendan takes his politics like I take my film. Damn right I do.

Vinny Valentine
Wow.

I salute my BFF Strangles for pwning... That was just...

Wow.

Dude... Sexy.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Wow.

I salute my BFF Strangles for pwning... That was just...

Wow.

Dude... Sexy. Snotty British brats rile me up happy

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm sorry, WHAT?!?! From now on, don't even PRETEND that you know what's going on in America.

For your information, Richard Nixon appointed Gerald Ford as Vice President in 1973, NOT George H.W. Bush. When Nixon resigned, Gerald Ford was sworn in as President, but was not elected to a 1st term. That was in the 1970s. George H.W. Bush wasn't President until 1988.

As for the Constitution, it is quite clear. George Bush won the election in 2000, whether you or I like it or not. The Constitution does not say that the President can't be the son of previous President, in fact, the 2nd and 5th Presidents were father and son. You can't restrict who can run for the office of President.

I keep a pocket copy of the United States Constitution in my room. Don't try and lecture me on what it "wants". Damn right I do.

Ouch. xyz, you just gave all cocky, British 15 year olds a bad name. Waitaminutewhat?

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm sorry, WHAT?!?! From now on, don't even PRETEND that you know what's going on in America.

For your information, Richard Nixon appointed Gerald Ford as Vice President in 1973, NOT George H.W. Bush. When Nixon resigned, Gerald Ford was sworn in as President, but was not elected to a 1st term. That was in the 1970s. George H.W. Bush wasn't President until 1988.

As for the Constitution, it is quite clear. George Bush won the election in 2000, whether you or I like it or not. The Constitution does not say that the President can't be the son of previous President, in fact, the 2nd and 5th Presidents were father and son. You can't restrict who can run for the office of President.

I keep a pocket copy of the United States Constitution in my room. Don't try and lecture me on what it "wants". Damn right I do. *waits for XYZ's reply*

Dusty
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
*waits for XYZ's reply*

Kram3r
Wait, what the f*ck is this thread about again? haermm

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kram3r
Wait, what the f*ck is this thread about again? haermm America, pay attention.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
Wait, what the f*ck is this thread about again? haermm Some Aussie dentist bastard who loves America haermm

You have a DDS, right? ermhappy

Yeah, but now it's about xyz and how he knows nothing about America haermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
America, pay attention.

z0m6 liek i wuz talk1n boot da derailment n randomness of da thread, asl!?!?!

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kram3r
z0m6 liek i wuz talk1n boot da derailment n randomness of da thread, asl!?!?!

haha i sa dat 14/f/fl u

Kram3r
Originally posted by Strangelove
Some Aussie dentist bastard who loves America haermm

You have a DDS, right? ermhappy

Yeah, but now it's about xyz and how he knows nothing about America haermm

I actually thought this thread was poking fun at my last name, nevermind. haermm

I wish I knew what that was. ermhappy

Hmmm...XYZ pretending to know EVERYTHING!?, why don't you tell me a story that isn't as old as time. haermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
haha i sa dat 14/f/fl u

18/m/Sweden.

EDIT: LULZ NO PUN INTENDED, LULZ.

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
haha i sa dat 14/f/fl u


Prostate prolapse: 49/m/jersey. http://www.llu.edu/news/healthy/septoct06/images/prostate.jpg

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kram3r
18/m/Sweden.

EDIT: LULZ NO PUN INTENDED, LULZ. wut u lok lyk?

Kram3r
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
wut u lok lyk?

liek certayne memburs o0n da boreds, lulz!!!

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kram3r
liek certayne memburs o0n da boreds, lulz!!! tats ghey n u no it

Kram3r
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
tats ghey n u no it

Z0MG stfu. haermm

Dusty
hay guyz wat yu up 2?

Kram3r
nuthin muuch. lulz, u?!?!!111

Röland
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Prostate prolapse: 49/m/jersey. http://www.llu.edu/news/healthy/septoct06/images/prostate.jpg

crylaugh

Vinny Valentine
laughing out loud Strangles Shut XYZ up

=Tired Hiker=
'Strangles' . . . laughing out loud

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