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i was at a party and met this drunk chick i gave her oral sex and after that a female i hated came to the party so i kissed her after i ate the other girl out. the girl i hated asked me what did you eat? i said good ol apple pie

That's hilarious.


But not really. petpet

thats rank actually

What did have to do with the title?

I threw a table at one of my teachers once. It wasn't a big table.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
i was at a party and met this drunk chick i gave her oral sex

Why would you give oral to "some drunk girl" you don't know at a party?

You were suppose to pump and dump.

Originally posted by shin_gear
What did have to do with the title?

I threw a table at one of my teachers once. It wasn't a big table.

I bet it was a paper airplane.

-AC

Originally posted by Barker
That's hilarious.


But not really. petpet

ewwwww.o.o

I punched him in the face 3 times...

does that count?

No, acting out in revenge is never good for anybody. Acting vicious only makes you look bad, and any satisfaction you may feel will be short lived.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

One time some ass hat was tailgating me for a half hour on the freeway, I can only imagine because I was in my news truck and he hated my station for some reason. So, it turned out he wanted to get off on the same exit as me, so I totally blocked him from making the exit, and I successfully took the exit at the last minute. I've missed that exit before and it sucks when you miss it because you have to drive like another four miles and then backtrack another four miles, so that guy got totally owned.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
"Revenge is a dish best served spliffed up."

Revenge feels so good though... it gives relief!

HEY **** YOU MAN WHY THE **** YOU INSULTIN ME

oh man soz i read it wrong im relly soz

Originally posted by Spliffman
HEY **** YOU MAN WHY THE **** YOU INSULTIN ME



Originally posted by Spliffman
oh man soz i read it wrong im relly soz



Hahaha.

Actually yes, yes I have. doped

Still feels satisfying.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Not worth the trouble, really. As tempting as it's been sometimes, I've never bothered.

yes i put my ciggie out on someone

Originally posted by InnerRise
Actually yes, yes I have. doped

Still feels satisfying.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

What you did was cruel, but clever.

Good job. thumbsup

I dont do revenge.

Originally posted by Ozone
What you did was cruel, but clever.

Good job. thumbsup I don't remember stating what I did.

I have a life outside of KMC believe it or not.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I don't remember stating what I did.

I have a life outside of KMC believe it or not.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/shockfox.gif

I remember this senior back in 7th grade that kept on throwing water at my HW, so I pissed in a otlle and said it was apple juice and it was a token of gratitiude, then he opened it and drank the whole thing.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I remember this senior back in 7th grade that kept on throwing water at my HW, so I pissed in a otlle and said it was apple juice and it was a token of gratitiude, then he opened it and drank the whole thing.

haha yeah i did that once with ashes from my ciggie

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I remember this senior back in 7th grade that kept on throwing water at my HW, so I pissed in a otlle and said it was apple juice and it was a token of gratitiude, then he opened it and drank the whole thing.

Originally posted by InnerRise
I don't remember stating what I did.

I have a life outside of KMC believe it or not.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

jawdrop

Originally posted by Ozone
jawdrop You've been here for all of what? 2 1/2 days?

Yeah.....petpet

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I've never got revenge on someone, I'm not really a revengeful lady.

innerrise speaking moonspeak?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I've never got revenge on someone, I'm not really a revengeful lady.

What if someone stole your baby in the womb... wouldn't you kill him?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What if someone stole your baby in the womb... wouldn't you kill him?
I can't get pregnant so I haven't really put much thought into that. Good question.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What if someone stole your baby in the womb... wouldn't you kill him?

of course not

Originally posted by InnerRise
You've been here for all of what? 2 1/2 days?

Yeah.....petpet

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Correction: I was registered for about 2 days.

Originally posted by Ozone
Correction: I was registered for about 2 days.

I've been here longer!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I can't get pregnant so I haven't really put much thought into that. Good question.



what picture?

well if you were able to

Originally posted by Mairuzu
what picture?

well if you were able to
No, I'd let higher powers take care of it. I'd rather try to pick up the pieces out of jail rather than sitting in a cell doing absolutely nothing for the rest of my life with nothing solved. Killing them wouldn't bring my baby back.

Dang.. good answer.. ill think of a better question so you will have no choice but to choose revenge >=)

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, I'd let higher powers take care of it. I'd rather try to pick up the pieces out of jail rather than sitting in a cell doing absolutely nothing for the rest of my life with nothing solved. Killing them wouldn't bring my baby back.

excuse me wtf r u on about?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What if someone stole your baby in the womb... wouldn't you kill him? if someone stole the baby from my wife's womb? you betcha.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, I'd let higher powers take care of it. I'd rather try to pick up the pieces out of jail rather than sitting in a cell doing absolutely nothing for the rest of my life with nothing solved. Killing them wouldn't bring my baby back.

and thats probably easier said then done

Originally posted by Spliffman
excuse me wtf r u on about?
I was talking to someone than you, for one, and for two this kind of talk is too educated for you to understand. Please gtfo, kthxbai.
Originally posted by Mairuzu
and thats probably easier said then done
Which part?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I was talking to someone than you, for one, and for two this kind of talk is too educated for you to understand.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Please gtfo, kthxbai.

lol educated? I THINK NOT YOU ATTENTION WHORE

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I was talking to someone than you, for one, and for two this kind of talk is too educated for you to understand. Please gtfo, kthxbai.

Which part?

Nothing, cause i realized you'd be dead if someone stole a baby from your womb hahah

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Nothing, cause i realized you'd be dead if someone stole a baby from your womb hahah

he holds le point

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Nothing, cause i realized you'd be dead if someone stole a baby from your womb hahah
Lolz.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Lolz.

You still answered!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You still answered!
Shaddup! Shhhhh....

Originally posted by Mairuzu


What?

I got revenge on my mother by moving away. She always abused me, and the final straw was when she tried to strangle me, pushed me into my closet, and then called the cops on me, when I didn't do shit but try to protect myself. She blatantly lied to the cop, and he totally ate up her shit, while he had a natural prejudice against me.

I miss everyone in Nebraska, except my mother.

Kick that *****'s ass!

Originally posted by InnerRise
Actually yes, yes I have. doped

Still feels satisfying.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Party hole?

There was another time when my friend kept on stealing money from my wallet everytime I slept, so I made a trap.

He opened the wallet and pulled the string tied to the wallet, and a glass vodka bottle fell on him.