Jesus Christ, Mate!

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Kram3r
I'm really down The Murray without a paddle! haermm

I got exam on tomorrow and it's like I'm stuck in the middle of The Murray with the Murray Cod. haermm

**** me. haermm

I couldn't be more down The Murray if I tried. haermm

crylaugh

SelphieT
I don't know if that's dorian or not. *shrugs*

Mišt
I went fishing in the Murray with my own pole haermm

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kram3r
I'm really down The Murray without a paddle! haermm

I got exam on tomorrow and it's like I'm stuck in the middle of The Murray with the Murray Cod. haermm

**** me. haermm

I couldn't be more down The Murray if I tried. haermm

crylaugh "mate" hysterical

Kram3r

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kram3r
Your post makes as much sense as a Murray Cod who as sexual maturity by the time they're 20 cm in length. Trust me it takes until their 50 cm. The Murray law always upholds. haermm



Catch any Australian Smelt in the Murray? haermm



What The Murray are you talking about? haermm I've gotta get this cat out of my room. She's ****ing with my fish. What a *****-ass cat.

Mišt
No but a kookaburra grabbed my pole haermm

Reverend Axel

Kram3r
This one time when I was swimming in The Murray I saw this gum tree and I was like "Woah, that's a big tree, ****ing **** oh ****'s sake ****!" haermm

Reverend Axel
I see whats going on here. This is another thread for you Austra-HOLY SHIT, Your sig moved. haermm

Mišt
Kram3r's Song haermm

I've been around the Barker a couple of times or maybe more
I've seen the sights I've had delights, my crotch is feeling raw
But when me mates all ask me the place that I adore
I tell them right away

Give me a home amongst the bum trees
with lots of cum please, a sheep or two, even a ram'll do,
A clothes line out the back, verandah out the front,
and a old Pedobear.

Kram3r

RogerRamjet
"an" old....

Mišt
KOALA PLATYPUS KOOKABURRA ECHIDNA ETC ETC LOLZ PWNT 131WANK 131wank131wank131wank131wank

Kram3r
crylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaughcr
ylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

RogerRamjet
are you afraid?

Barker
This thread isn't much of a bit of alright, sounds like a bunch of Aussies got drunk on the Kangaroo Digeroo while out boating for a few Murray.

Mišt
I was like 'maybe I should go Mount Barker today' but then I didnt. jockey

kodak
huh

Barker

Mišt
Yeah, then a dingo stole my baby and I said Crikey jockey

Roulette

Barker

Kram3r
Originally posted by Roulette
Oh my f**king god!! hysterical hysterical I haven't laughed like that in ages. My stomach hurts.

Oh jeebles....THAT was entertainment.

Only you, Mist and I are ever going to get that. crylaugh

Kram3r
I was in Adelaide, it's just like Frankton, but with churches. crylaugh

Mišt
Originally posted by Roulette
Oh my f**king god!! hysterical hysterical I haven't laughed like that in ages. My stomach hurts.

Oh jeebles....THAT was entertainment.

131wank

Originally posted by Barker
I heard Adelaide is the Utah of Australia, then I heard that Australia wasn't the size of Peanut, then I said Crikey, only I said What the hell instead. jockey

I heard Utah was the Utah of the world 131wank

Originally posted by Kram3r
I was in Adelaide, it's just like Frankton, but with churches. crylaugh

I was in Sydney.......nah I got nothing haermm

Roulette
Originally posted by Kram3r
Only you, Mist and I are ever going to get that. crylaugh

Skills, skills....13

Oh man, that song brought back so many memories laughing out loud

I'm in the loop, I feel great touched

Kram3r

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
Hey darling, let me guess where you're from, Frankton? haermm

I was just about to say that to you on msn crylaugh

Kram3r
Originally posted by Roulette
Skills, skills....13

Oh man, that song brought back so many memories laughing out loud

I'm in the loop, I feel great touched

You should have caught the Chaser repeat tonight. 131wank

Kram3r

Roulette
Originally posted by Kram3r
You should have caught the Chaser repeat tonight. 131wank

cry I was busy, mang.

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
I wonder if Jenzor lives in Frankton. haermm

She lives in my basement haermm
That reminds me, I should feed her haermm


****, lost my train of thought crylaugh

Roulette

Mišt
Originally posted by Roulette
Yeah, I'm dying here haermm

Lost kent laughing out loud

Shut up and eat your pavlovahaermm

Roulette

Mišt
Originally posted by Roulette
laughing out loud Pavs? Yay laughcry

Finish your vegemite sammich haermm

Kram3r
I was buying pavlova in Frankton and I was like "**** ME!" I need a ride up the Murray. haermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Roulette
cry I was busy, mang.

Damn. 131wank

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
I was buying pavlova in Franktown and I was like "**** ME!" I need a ride up the Murray. haermm

crylaughcrylaugh

Roulette

Mišt
I was up the Murray and a dingo stole my baby and I said 'Crikey, look at the ****er taking my ****ing baby, where the **** is he from, Frankton?', then I sang Waltzing Matilda and ate a vegemite sandwich while playing a didgeridoo on a kangaroo farm haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
But it's so salty laughcry buy me chicken?














































No laughcry

Roulette

Mišt
Originally posted by Roulette
Should have been EMU farm haermm

Bastard laughcry

Emu, who wants an Emu farm, bastards cant even fly, call themselves birdshaermm

Thanks laughcry

Roulette

Mišt
Originally posted by Roulette
Even Emus have feelings laughcry

Love you haermm

They deserve to be teased, thats like a fish that cant swim laughcry

I'd love you too but the court order forbids me to advance on you anymore laughcry

Roulette

Mišt
Originally posted by Roulette
Leave the freaks be laughcry

Lol, rape laughcry

Ok, I wont bug you anymore laughcry lolz owned haermm

Ssh not rape if you cant say no laughcry

Roulette

Mišt
Originally posted by Roulette
Fux. I walked right into that one laughcry

But I said no....several times laughcry

Lol, its ok you're only from Melbourne haermm


I didnt hear so it doesnt count laughcry

Roulette

Mišt
Whats wrong with Adelaide, want me to come over there and punch your boob? Cause I can haermm

I have no ears laughcry

Roulette

Mišt
At the Murray laughcry
*kicks* How about that then?haermm


You dont wanna know haermm
Im going to bed, see you later you crazy Aussie bastard-girl..touched

Roulette

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