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God dont you ****ing hate AC? I mean POS, totaly worthless.




AC just are freakin screwy


Never wants to put out when you want it, Soo Anal.


I could shot AC at times.


Maybe I need to higher someone to give AC a huge Enema, you think with how much I paid for AC it would work every now and then.

Never trust an AC to work right!!!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
God dont you ****ing hate AC? I mean POS, totaly worthless.




AC just are freakin screwy


Never wants to put out when you want it, Soo Anal.


I could shot AC at times.


Maybe I need to higher someone to give AC a huge Enema, you think with how much I paid for AC it would work every now and then.

Calm down, babe. We know he's a bit of a pompous ass.hole, but no need for you to stress about it. Respect his opinions or ignore him.

I don't even have AC at my new place. Apparently Vermonters don't like/need AC.

But at my old house in Nebraska, we had central air. I loved that AC system.

Pfffft I wasnt talking about a person hun, My AC unit at my house isnt working. Its a POS, Feels like its 100 degrees inside!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
God dont you ****ing hate AC? I mean POS, totaly worthless.




AC just are freakin screwy


Never wants to put out when you want it, Soo Anal.


I could shot AC at times.


Maybe I need to higher someone to give AC a huge Enema, you think with how much I paid for AC it would work every now and then.
rofl Omfg I love you Wicked.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Pfffft I wasnt talking about a person hun, My AC unit at my house isnt working. Its a POS, Feels like its 100 degrees inside!

Oh, sorry, babe.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
God dont you ****ing hate AC? I mean POS, totaly worthless.




AC just are freakin screwy


Never wants to put out when you want it, Soo Anal.


I could shot AC at times.


Maybe I need to higher someone to give AC a huge Enema, you think with how much I paid for AC it would work every now and then.

NO SPEAK ENGRISH

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Oh, sorry, babe.
PWNT!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
rofl Omfg I love you Wicked.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I don't even have AC at my new place. Apparently Vermonters don't like/need AC.

But at my old house in Nebraska, we had central air. I loved that AC system.

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

http://www.racjonalista.pl/img/strony/dogma3.jpg

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
PWNT!


I love getting PWNT! by ladies. I get off on it.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Oh, sorry, babe. Npnp I can see how you can get the two confused!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA

dd
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I love getting PWNT! by ladies. I get off on it.
Suuuuure.

Originally posted by SelphieT
EXACTLY what I was thinking.

I thank you. 31

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I love getting PWNT! by ladies. I get off on it. Do you also get off on anal rape, you being the rapie.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
What about weed, alcohol and mouthsecks?

GO WATCH DOGMA AND DON'T QUESTION ME! haermm

He swallows, though.

My AC worked fine when I had one.

Mines ollllld, Ive had it for 10years. We paid like uhhh 8K for it new. I hate buying a new AC unit.

Originally posted by BackFire
He swallows, though. As should all!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
As should all!

I know! Its a terrible thing to waste.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I know! Its a terrible thing to waste.
Agreed. vin

Have I told you two, How much I love you?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Mines ollllld, Ive had it for 10years. We paid like uhhh 8K for it new. I hate buying a new AC unit.

Mine was a few years old.

Thing worked fine.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Have I told you two, How much I love you?

Ah shucks.........*blushes and looks at shoes*

Well....we'll help you get a new and improved, not so shitty attituded AC.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Ah shucks.........*blushes and looks at shoes*

Well....we'll help you get a new and improved, not so shitty attituded AC. *hugs*

But Ac was born to be gay and shitty!

You can hump the AC unit, I find that usually works.

I'd say mine was 6 years old. Maybe.

I ran it all the time.

Made my room extra chilly.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You can hump the AC unit, I find that usually works.

My penis turns hard in the vents then I need hot water to get it out.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
All that ever happens is I get a hard-on when I see Selma Hayek.

I think everyone does that.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
My penis turns hard in the vents then I need hot water to get it out.
I said hump it, not stick your pecker in it and give it a time to remember, silly goose!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You can hump the AC unit, I find that usually works. Ewww I wouldnt touch AC with a 1000000 foot pole!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You can hump the AC unit, I find that usually works.

Already tried that, didn't quite work..... Maybe I'll try again if it lets me. Its such a fussy thing.

yea know, B.F is the coolest Mod ever.<3

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Ewww I wouldnt touch AC with a 1000000 foot pole!
How about a threesome?
Originally posted by SelphieT
Already tried that, didn't quite work..... Maybe I'll try again if it lets me. Its such a fussy thing.
Damn things don't know good humpers when they see them, I tell ya!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
How about a threesome?

with you and SelphieT? ANY TIME!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Already tried that, didn't quite work..... Maybe I'll try again if it lets me. Its such a fussy thing.

Maybe it's on its' period.

Or it's experiencing mood swings because you got it pregnant.

Abstinence is the key.

Only virgins believe that.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
How about a threesome?

Damn things don't know good humpers when they see them, I tell ya!

True. Maybe if we trap it from both sides, with action packed humping, it'll see the errors of its ways or something, and be a good AC. Just maybe...

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
InnerRise doesn't. Mostly because she doesn't look like a twelve year old lady-boy.

I thought InnerRise was a guy who looked like a 12 year old Asian girl.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
with you and SelphieT? ANY TIME!
dd Good, when shall we start?
Originally posted by SelphieT
True. Maybe if we trap it from both sides, with action packed humping, it'll see the errors of its ways or something, and be a good AC. Just maybe...
You know, you've got yourself a DAMN good idea there! Let's try it soon.
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
InnerRise doesn't. Mostly because she doesn't look like a twelve year old lady-boy.
InneRise is a guy...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
dd Good, when shall we start?

You know, you've got yourself a DAMN good idea there! Let's try it soon.

InneRise is a guy...

I know. I'm just saying he's turned on by androgynous preteens.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
dd Good, when shall we start?

As soon as B.F is around to watch!!!!!

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I know. I'm just saying he's turned on by androgynous preteens.
Ah, well truthfully I wouldn't know, he's been on ignore for months.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ah, well truthfully I wouldn't know, he's been on ignore for months.

Smart girl.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
As soon as B.F is around to watch!!!!!
Well damn, it'll take him months to get in here on that walker of his!
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Smart girl.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Smart girl. *smack* Stop winking at my *****!

GG got OWNED! Ooooooh.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
*smack* Stop winking at my *****!


Keep smacking me baby. The blood won't rush to my cheek, it'll rush to my dick. You can smack on that if you wish.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well damn, it'll take him months to get in here on that walker of his!

LOL Well, we can record it and just mail it.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
*smack* Stop winking at my *****!

Haha..

Pimping references.

Hah. haermm

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
LOL Well, we can record it and just mail it.
True, true! Then when he arrives he'll have to turn right back around and go home, that'll take another few months.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Keep smacking me baby. The blood won't rush to my cheek, it'll rush to my dick. You can smack on that if you wish. SelphieT
, Gimmie that Howler Monkey of yours...

Howler monkeys howl.

Attack monkeys attack.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
True, true! Then when he arrives he'll have to turn right back around and go home, that'll take another few months. LOL You will love that wont you?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
LOL You will love that wont you?
Don't tell a soul!

Originally posted by Vathu
Howler monkeys howl.

Attack monkeys attack. They only howl when ass raping tho....

I find girl talk to be infinitely retarded.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
They only howl when ass raping tho....

Actually..

Not really.

They howl to attract mates..

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Don't tell a soul! TO late

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
TO late
Who did you break the secret to? xd2

Originally posted by Vathu
I find girl talk to be infinitely retarded. Then WHY are you still here?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Who did you break the secret to? xd2 AC!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
AC!
I'm ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Melts*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Melts* *mops you up* Oh buck up youll live!

This thread just bugged me out. First GG thinks it's the member AC, then he's sticking his penis in vents and then he hits on every female member that posted.

hysterical

Originally posted by Secretus
This thread just bugged me out. First GG thinks it's the member AC, then he's sticking his penis in vents and then he hits on every female member that posted.

hysterical

Dude, where the **** you been, negro? I hit you up on MSN twice. What the **** you saying, dog?

I do make some entertaining threads, what can I say!

Yeah, threesome, right now.

*strips* RDY!

I'm the f*cking man.

-AC

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Dude, where the **** you been, negro? I hit you up on MSN twice. What the **** you saying, dog?

I was downloading some porn and uploading somethin else, most likely.

I'm sayin I lmfao. Get me on msn

Kelly check, where's Kelly? We can't do it without her!!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'm the f*cking man.

-AC

Are you sure? I'm not completely convinced.

Oh well, you can't be sure of anything nowadays.

Seeing as it's veiled slaps day, I'd talk about humping WickedTexasMamas ambiguously, but nobody wants to hump those, they'd rather hump an actual AC unit.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh well, you can't be sure of anything nowadays.

Seeing as it's veiled slaps day, I'd talk about humping WickedTexasMamas ambiguously, but nobody wants to hump those, they'd rather hump an actual AC unit.

-AC

Yes but....have you tried humping an AC unit?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
*mops you up* Oh buck up youll live!
Okies!
Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah, threesome, right now.
dd Yaaaaaaay!
Originally posted by SelphieT
Kelly check, where's Kelly? We can't do it without her!!
Right here, sweet cheeks!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Okies!

dd Yaaaaaaay!

Right here, sweet cheeks!

Yessssss! *strips*

Nah, I don't do inter-technology, or inter-species.

Anything else is fine I suppose, but whatever cools your room (Like 'Floats your boat' but relevant to the discussion, see?).

-AC

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yessssss! *strips*
*Gets nekky*

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Nah, I don't do inter-technology, or inter-species.

Anything else is fine I suppose, but whatever cools your room (Like 'Floats your boat' but relevant to the discussion, see?).

-AC

I see said the blind man.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Gets nekky*

*throws an icecube at Kelly*

Originally posted by SelphieT
*throws an icecube at Kelly*
*Squirts you with chocolate syrup* Wooo, lordy!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Squirts you with chocolate syrup* Wooo, lordy!

Thats it betch. *gets out whipped cream gun*

*licks chocolate syrup*

Originally posted by SelphieT
Thats it betch. *gets out whipped cream gun* Did someone say Tranquilizer gun? 13

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Did someone say Tranquilizer gun? 13

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Noooooooooooooooooo! *flails arms*

ENGRISH PEOPLE!!!!!

ENGRISH.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
ENGRISH PEOPLE!!!!!

ENGRISH.

No. Go die!

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Oh, sorry, babe.

Don't worry, Goku I thought the same thing.

I was thinking 'What the F**K?!'...and then I kept on reading, and it hit me.

LMFAO

This thread is quite odd.

Hey is that such a BAD thing?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Hey is that such a BAD thing?

Hey wait...this isn't right, this isn't right at all! If you're Texas momma, why does your location say Oklahoma??

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!!

lol I moved last year.

WockedOklahomaMomA?

Originally posted by Scythe
Hey wait...this isn't right, this isn't right at all! If you're Texas momma, why does your location say Oklahoma??

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!! Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
lol I moved last year.

and next you'll be telling us you sold your kids! nahuh

No im not my sister.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
No im not my sister.

Tell them to sell them to me! I'm hungry!

She had a couple offer her a viper that was signed by the designer in trad for my niece.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
She had a couple offer her a viper that was signed by the designer in trad for my niece.

We serve food here ma'am...

Originally posted by BackFire
He swallows, though.

wavey

Pesh!

you swallow best, byatch. besa mi?

It's 'besa me?' and thank you,I learned from the best.... ...mist!

Originally posted by Scythe
It's 'besa me?' and thank you,I learned from the best.... ...mist! nah, BF is da shizzle. I LURVE him. heartbeat

you're funny. I was NOT thinking of A/C

you say something?

Originally posted by BackFire
He swallows, though.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Thats it betch. *gets out whipped cream gun*
*Stands still* So do we get to take a shower to wash this off or will you be cleaning it off with your tongue?
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Hey is that such a BAD thing?
I love, love, LOOOOOVE your siggy!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Stands still* So do we get to take a shower to wash this off or will you be cleaning it off with your tongue?

I love, love, LOOOOOVE your siggy! Aww why ty! I love it too!

You'z welcome. And I also agree with the abortion tag in your profile.

<3 Glad someone else does!!!!!!!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
<3 Glad someone else does!!!!!!!
Psh..ain't that the truth.

I wouldn't mind havin' a pitbull sig myself if it weren't for the lack of "good quality" pitbull photos over the internet.

I'm so glad we don't need AC much here in the UK!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
God dont you ****ing hate AC? I mean POS, totaly worthless.




AC just are freakin screwy


Never wants to put out when you want it, Soo Anal.


I could shot AC at times.


Maybe I need to higher someone to give AC a huge Enema, you think with how much I paid for AC it would work every now and then.

He may not be my favorite member, but he is not at all that bad shrug

He makes very valid points and he has some of that intelligence that most people at KMC lack

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
He may not be my favorite member, but he is not at all that bad shrug

He makes very valid points and he has some of that intelligence that most people at KMC lack
Where does it say she was talking about Alpha Centauri?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Where does it say she was talking about Alpha Centauri? Totally

Nowhere in that post and I partly figured it was something like that, but I still had that to ease from my heart


She can not be talking about Air Condition though, so what then? hmm

*hugs Kelly* Ac can be sooo confusssin *giggles*

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
*hugs Kelly* Ac can be sooo confusssin *giggles*
hug

I know..and the humping effect seems to be wearin' off! cry

*humphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumph
umphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphum
phumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphump*

Wait for me! *Jumps on the other side*

I have flashes of lesbian porn.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
God dont you ****ing hate AC? I mean POS, totaly worthless.




AC just are freakin screwy


Never wants to put out when you want it, Soo Anal.


I could shot AC at times.


Maybe I need to higher someone to give AC a huge Enema, you think with how much I paid for AC it would work every now and then. Reported

Originally posted by Bardock42
Reported

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
He may not be my favorite member, but he is not at all that bad shrug

He makes very valid points and he has some of that intelligence that most people at KMC lack

KMC users that lack intelligence......

Not all KMC users are idiots. And AC picks on the intelligent ones anyways. He just likes to make them seem like idiots.

And since when was this thread dedicated to him? Man, idiot.

Originally posted by SelphieT
KMC users that lack intelligence......

Not all KMC users are idiots. And AC picks on the intelligent ones anyways. He just likes to make them seem like idiots.

And since when was this thread dedicated to him? Man, idiot.
Yeah, that and it's obvious she's never jumped into a discussion thread with him and got her head bitten off for having her own opinion, aye?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yeah, that and it's obvious she's never jumped into a discussion thread with him and got her head bitten off for having her own opinion, aye?

Yeah. She's must have a new member crush on him.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah. She's must have a new member crush on him.
Oh Lord is she in for a real treat.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Oh Lord is she in for a real treat.

Everyone has at least one ass encounter with him.

But more importantly, MUCH more importantly,

I miss my air conditioner

Originally posted by SelphieT
Everyone has at least one ass encounter with him.

But more importantly, MUCH more importantly,

I miss my air conditioner
Well Wicked's being a poopyhead! She started humping the AC and then left as soon as I jumped on the other side for a little two on one action.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well Wicked's being a poopyhead! She started humping the AC and then left as soon as I jumped on the other side for a little two on one action.

THE HELL!? TURD ALERT!

Originally posted by SelphieT
THE HELL!? TURD ALERT!
For REAL!


Wanna hide in the bushes and throw turds into her AC unit?

Originally posted by Diamond Kisses
Nowhere in that post and I partly figured it was something like that, but I still had that to ease from my heart


She can not be talking about Air Condition though, so what then? hmm

Why couldn't she be talking about an Air Conditioner? That's what I got out of her post.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
For REAL!


Wanna hide in the bushes and throw turds into her AC unit?

YES! But first, we need the ultimate weapon.......

SCYTHE'S ASS!

Originally posted by Tattoo
Why couldn't she be talking about an Air Conditioner? That's what I got out of her post.

Is she as tarded as JM? or whatever that girls name is?

Originally posted by SelphieT
YES! But first, we need the ultimate weapon.......

SCYTHE'S ASS!
Oh Jeeze, why didn't I think of that? His shit stinks 10x worse than the regular average turd, LOL. Not to mention the fact that he's perfect for the job considering his shit doesn't drop, it flies out like a bullet from a gun.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Oh Jeeze, why didn't I think of that? His shit stinks 10x worse than the regular average turd, LOL. Not to mention the fact that he's perfect for the job considering his shit doesn't drop, it flies out like a bullet from a gun.

Heehee, like a machine gun! *cocks Scythe's body* Will you do the honors?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Heehee, like a machine gun! *cocks Scythe's body* Will you do the honors?
Don't tell me his nutsack is the trigger....

Originally posted by SelphieT
Is she as tarded as JM? or whatever that girls name is?

Who? Thread starter or the one I quoted?

Originally posted by Tattoo
Who? Thread starter or the one I quoted?

Quoted...............*stares at hypnotoad*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Don't tell me his nutsack is the trigger....

Just fling it over, he won't bother, he's that ghey.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Quoted...............*stares at hypnotoad*



Just fling it over, he won't bother, he's that ghey.
I'm NOT touching that!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm NOT touching that!

Ugh, fiiiiiiiine. *Flings Scythe's balls to the side*

Originally posted by SelphieT
Quoted...............*stares at hypnotoad*

Then I would say yes. I'll scream it from the rooftops, YES!