Thieves who robbed Darkseid vs. Cops who arrested Thanos

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Akuki
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Who wins?

quanchi112
Originally posted by Akuki
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/322507497_acbded9ff7_o.jpg
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Who wins? guns defeat these switchblades. damn darkseid looks pathetic.

laughing laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing

grey fox
What the Hell happened to Darkseid !!!

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Akuki
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/322507497_acbded9ff7_o.jpg


laughing out loud He looks like a cross between MinnePearl and TheQuestion!

quanchi112
Originally posted by grey fox
What the Hell happened to Darkseid !!! laughing rolling on floor laughing

Gecko4lif
wtf!

darkseid looks like a prunier thanos

quanchi112
Originally posted by Gecko4lif
wtf!

darkseid looks like a prunier thanos this is the most embarrassing moment for ds by far.

Priest
Originally posted by grey fox
What the Hell happened to Darkseid !!!
he lost the OmegaPower313

Evil_Ash
Originally posted by Akuki
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/322507497_acbded9ff7_o.jpg

What's Darkseid doing?

nvrbeenwthagirl
Thugs are criminals and will kill at any rate. Cops won't use excessive force unless they have to.

llagrok
This is tough one

Caps Conscience
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Thugs are criminals and will kill at any rate. Cops won't use excessive force unless they have to.

I'll bet Abner Luwima or Rodney King would disagree with you. Just saying.

lando005
Originally posted by Akuki
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/322507497_acbded9ff7_o.jpg
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http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/copthanos9yk.jpg
Who wins? what happened to DS... let's spare the man...er god some pride and never show that scan again

and is that mary jane?

Kurash
what happened to darkseid to make that happen?

Endless Mike
I'm pretty sure it was part of an arc where he had no powers (I forget why)

panthergod
For the record, I'd better not hear any of the darkseid fetishists use the out of continuity Super Powers(animated series/toyline) series as proof of a JLA beating Pre-Crisis Darksied ever again...lol.

What did I tell you people?

Jack Kirby had the mighty Skyfather level Darkseid beaten up by common street thugs.

laughing laughing

Kenny 07
The thieves take it. They showed they could dish it out, the police just have the strength to contain him.

starking
Originally posted by panthergod
For the record, I'd better not hear any of the darkseid fetishists use the out of continuity Super Powers(animated series/toyline) series as proof of a JLA beating Pre-Crisis Darksied ever again...lol.

What did I tell you people?

Jack Kirby had the mighty Skyfather level Darkseid beaten up by common street thugs.

laughing laughing That's a lie, Kirby didn't write Super powers...

TricksterPriest
Can I get the context of what happened to Darkseid? Something looks weird about the whole thing.

I know what happened to Thanos, it was badly written, but he had a cosmic cube and still lost. stick out tongue

Kurash
darkseids is more embarrassing but thanos' is worse imo

lando005
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Can I get the context of what happened to Darkseid? Something looks weird about the whole thing.

I know what happened to Thanos, it was badly written, but he had a cosmic cube and still lost. stick out tongue what happened to thanos? i've seen the pic before but i never knew the story.

and is that MJ in the pic?

quanchi112
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Thugs are criminals and will kill at any rate. Cops won't use excessive force unless they have to. cops have guns while thugs these ones had knives as they intimidated ds.



laughing

quanchi112
Originally posted by panthergod
For the record, I'd better not hear any of the darkseid fetishists use the out of continuity Super Powers(animated series/toyline) series as proof of a JLA beating Pre-Crisis Darksied ever again...lol.

What did I tell you people?

Jack Kirby had the mighty Skyfather level Darkseid beaten up by common street thugs.

laughing laughing kirby wrote this. wow. his own creator felt he could get intimidated by thugs. its even funnier now.

if the creator did it it stands and isnt some writer who had no clue what he was doing.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Kurash
darkseids is more embarrassing but thanos' is worse imo darkseid was scared and his loss is worse is becuz its by his own creator.

starking
Originally posted by quanchi112
kirby wrote this. wow. his own creator felt he could get intimidated by thugs. its even funnier now.

if the creator did it it stands and isnt some writer who had no clue what he was doing. Kirby didn't write that....he illustrated it....

quanchi112
Originally posted by starking
Kirby didn't write that....he illustrated it.... still means he didnt disaprove. he drew it and dint say it couldnt happen. kirby knew and he is the creator. this stands and holds more weight now.

i like ds why did the do this to him. its like i could round up a couple of guys we could get some knives and terrorize ds. its unfair.

mad at dc for allowing ds to be a joke.

starking
Originally posted by quanchi112
still means he didnt disaprove. he drew it and dint say it couldnt happen. kirby knew and he is the creator. this stands and holds more weight now.

i like ds why did the do this to him. its like i could round up a couple of guys we could get some knives and terrorize ds. its unfair.

mad at dc for allowing ds to be a joke. No, it means he that other than drawing the comic, he had no creative control over the project......and just because he illustrated that seen, doesn't mean he was fond of Seid losing to mugglers.....cause you know, he didn't write it....

quanchi112
Originally posted by starking
No, it means he that other than drawing the comic, he had no creative control over the project......and just because he illustrated that seen, doesn't mean he was fond of Seid losing to mugglers.....cause you know, he didn't write it.... prove he just drew it. post the scan. anyways either way he knew about it and accepted it. im mad at dc for allowing ds to be humiliated by two punks and ds creator to be in on it.

illadelph12
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Thugs are criminals and will kill at any rate. Cops won't use excessive force unless they have to.

laughing laughing laughing rolling on floor laughing

quanchi112
Originally posted by illadelph12
laughing laughing laughing rolling on floor laughing the lengths some people will go to. aint it rich?

starking
Originally posted by quanchi112
prove he just drew it. post the scan. anyways either way he knew about it and accepted it. im mad at dc for allowing ds to be humiliated by two punks and ds creator to be in on it. How about you learn about the context of a comic you know nothing about, before making dumb questions like that.....go search for Jack Kirby Super powers, you should be able to find a article that mentions the actual writer.

quanchi112
Originally posted by starking
How about you learn about the context of a comic you know nothing about, before making dumb questions like that.....go search for Jack Kirby Super powers, you should be able to find a article that mentions the actual writer. prove he didnt write it. u said it so now prove it. kirby knew about it and it stands. those thugs looked menacing.

Kutulu
See... everything PC in DC is overpowered. You got thugs taking out Darkseid with a chain, Lex Luthor building a time machine using a couple empty cans of orange juice and a flashlight. Those were the days! laughing Heck even coffee boys working at a Newspaper office could perform brain surgery on Superman!
http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_130.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/luthorstimedevice0sq.jpg

quanchi112
Originally posted by Kutulu
See... everything PC in DC is overpowered. You got thugs taking out Darkseid with a chain, Lex Luthor building a time machine using a couple empty cans of orange juice and a flashlight. Those were the days! laughing Heck even coffee boys working at a Newspaper office could perform brain surgery on Superman!
http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_130.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/luthorstimedevice0sq.jpg horrid writing. but it doesnt surpise me. horrible writing for someone to even think of ds losing to punks.

starking
Originally posted by quanchi112
prove he didnt write it. u said it so now prove it. kirby knew about it and it stands. those thugs looked menacing. Find out for yourself. And just because he allowed that scene to go through, doesn't make it his interpretation of the character.

Kurash
more embarrassing for DS, worse for thanos imo

Kutulu
I think the cops and the thieves should fight the Super Villains from the year 2000!!!! confused
http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/116_4_128.jpg

quanchi112
these jimmy olsens look abysmal.

lando005
and to think they pushed those comics onto kids.... no wonder our education system is lacking

quanchi112
Originally posted by starking
Find out for yourself. And just because he allowed that scene to go through, doesn't make it his interpretation of the character. he knew and still drew it. so he agreed. bottom line. starlin had nothing to do with this. starlin has always had thanos doing greater things than creator kirby had ds doing.

the ig or the end anyone?

smile

Bouboumaster
LAPD for the win!

quanchi112
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
LAPD for the win! cops crush these chain wielding fools.

illadelph12
Cops>>>Thugs.

Police are the biggest gang on Earth (next to Pastafarians).

quanchi112
Originally posted by illadelph12
Cops>>>Thugs.

Police are the biggest gang on Earth (next to Pastafarians). thumb up

Shank 'n Bake
Cops beat down on thieves every single day.

quanchi112
cops are well organized while the thugs are just idiots who rob convenient stores and mug darkseid.

Evil_Ash
Originally posted by Evil_Ash
What's Darkseid doing?

Originally posted by lando005
what happened to DS

quanchi112
Originally posted by Evil_Ash
answer is darkseid is getting his ass kicked by street thugs.

this destroys the never getting beaten on the physicla plane theory now doesnt it?

laughing out loud

Evil_Ash
What's Darkseid doing dressed up in a coat and a hat?

quanchi112
Originally posted by Evil_Ash
What's Darkseid doing dressed up in a coat and a hat? prolly trying to blend in. this comic looks beyond terrible and i wouldnt read it if someone threw it of fmy head.

BlackJackal
By the Lords of Kobol!
This is by far the lamest thread ever! I mean how can anyone take a Darkseid avatar seriously let alone Darkseid himself if he gets jacked that easily by a couple of mouth-breathers from the local Henchman's Union ? I mean at least Thanos got hand-cuffed and led away and not curb-stomped by the L.A.P.D.

I fully expect to see Thanos on CNN driving a white Ford Bronco back to Apokalips all the while maintaining his innocence in the matter and blaming it on an avatar.

Once upon a time, being a super-villain meant having SOME kind of dignity.

Kurash
you see quanchi this is one of the reason why people dont enjoy you posting

you dont make any points most of the time and all you do is bash a character

all it does it show how incredibly biased you are

i would be much more tolerant of you if you didnt spam a thread about how awful a character is because quite frankly its just annoying to see it in 9/10 of your posts

quanchi112
Originally posted by Kurash
you see quanchi this is one of the reason why people dont enjoy you posting

you dont make any points most of the time and all you do is bash a character

all it does it show how incredibly biased you are

i would be much more tolerant of you if you didnt spam a thread about how awful a character is because quite frankly its just annoying to see it in 9/10 of your posts i do enjoy darkseid though and am distressed about this apperance. dammit dc why why?

Erik-Lensherr
laughing

I didn't think anybody could actually be this stupid

rico777
Originally posted by Akuki
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/322507497_acbded9ff7_o.jpg
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Who wins?
laughing two top tier villians getting owned... priceless!

llagrok
Do they get to use Thanos' chopper?

quanchi112
Originally posted by Erik-Lensherr
laughing

I didn't think anybody could actually be this stupid i know how could darkseid get owned by chains and small knives.

poor guy.

kirby drew it to i heard so it carries more weight.

SpearofDestiny
Darksied and Thanos have such pathetic showings, I am so embarrassed from both of them.


I cannot fkn beleive Thanos got arrested by police officers. That is a fkn joke ! thumb down

How pathetic thumb down

HumanMovieGuide
In Darkseid's and Thanos' defense those thugs and cops were beyond skyfather level.

darthgoober
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Darksied and Thanos have such pathetic showings, I am so embarrassed from both of them.


I cannot fkn beleive Thanos got arrested by police officers. That is a fkn joke ! thumb down

How pathetic thumb down
If it makes you feel any better, I don't think it's canon.

quanchi112
Originally posted by HumanMovieGuide
In Darkseid's and Thanos' defense those thugs and cops were beyond skyfather level. laughing

quanchi112
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Darksied and Thanos have such pathetic showings, I am so embarrassed from both of them.


I cannot fkn beleive Thanos got arrested by police officers. That is a fkn joke ! thumb down

How pathetic thumb down starlin didnt write this. and this was at the beginning before all writers knew how to write thanos. i disregard this story entirely. but ds was drawn by kirby ive heard his creator. he let it go on so as the creator this feat stands.
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damn bad ass thugs.

quanchi112
Originally posted by darthgoober
If it makes you feel any better, I don't think it's canon. the writer didnt know what they were doing while in ds case his creator didnt object.

smile

grey fox
Originally posted by quanchi112
the writer didnt know what they were doing while in ds case his creator didnt object.

smile

No


The darkseid one i'm unsure of, but theTanos one is from one of those 'Teach your kids to read' comic (Pretty smart idea), and as such I think it's non-canon. Considering that he used the 'Thanos-copter' and before getting pwned was getting b*tch-slapped by Hellcat and Spidey.

HumanMovieGuide
I got two questions to ask if no one minds answering them.

1. What are the levels past skyfather?

2. How powerful does one get when in possession of a cosmic cube?

It been bugging me, and now I just have to know where those cops and thugs would rank on the cosmic scale.

quanchi112
Originally posted by grey fox
No


The darkseid one i'm unsure of, but theTanos one is from one of those 'Teach your kids to read' comic (Pretty smart idea), and as such I think it's non-canon. Considering that he used the 'Thanos-copter' and before getting pwned was getting b*tch-slapped by Hellcat and Spidey. kirby was aware of ds gettin pawnedd by the thugs while starlin had nothing to do with this horrible interpretation of thanos.

see the diff.

Alias Stone
Bump

Omega Vision
It's funny seeing Quan get so worked up about a joke thread.

mighty adam
Best thread I seen since I been back.

zopzop
NYPD by far. Piss those boys off and you phucked. Two street punks ain't got nothing on them.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Omega Vision
It's funny seeing Quan get so worked up about a joke thread. The cops obviously win which means I win. I'm a gracious winner.

LeonBuco666
Originally posted by Caps Conscience
I'll bet Abner Luwima or Rodney King would disagree with you. Just saying. eek! oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh that was deep yet good point in the 'cops' favour here laughing

psycho gundam
full page

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iscaremonkeys
these guys are noobs compare to the guy who gets a prostate exam from wolverine. Or even the guy that uses the bathroom after hulk has shitted in it

wallman77
bump

Epicurus
Cops>Thieves.

Delta1938
For the record Kirby had nothing to do with Darkseid getting owned by street thugs(and yes, he was weakened, said he was like a mortal).

http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa466/Delta1938/Captain%20Nazi%20exposure/SUPER_POWERS_v3_3-PG01.jpg

Kirby plotted(but not scripted) #1-#4 of the first SUPER POWERS series and wrote(plot and script) as well as penciled #5. He penciled the entire second volume. But had nothing to do with volume three(at least being credited with it), unless you count him creating the New Gods.

Rao Kal El
Actually, Thanos was defeated by a kid on a comic.

Considering DS lost his powers vs Thanos loosing vs a child A COSMIC CUBE IIRC and then getting escorted by cops.

I think Thanos is worse showing

Delta1938
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Actually, Thanos was defeated by a kid on a comic.

Considering DS lost his powers vs Thanos loosing vs a child A COSMIC CUBE IIRC and then getting escorted by cops.

I think Thanos is worse showing

Is the Thanos one canon?

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by Delta1938
Is the Thanos one canon?

As far as i know yes.

Rao Kal El
Originally posted by Delta1938
Is the Thanos one canon?

I believe it is, is from Spidey Super Stories #39 and is included on a list I found as a chronological canon showings of Thanos and if it is this wasn't retconed by Starlin.

But not sure

Insane Titan
Originally posted by Delta1938
Is the Thanos one canon? Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
As far as i know yes. haha at proffs desperation.

It's a electric company crossover , it's nothing like being cannon.

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by Insane Titan
haha at proffs desperation.

It's a electric company crossover , it's nothing like being cannon.

Why desperation bud. I enjoy it, this is fun wink.

Rao Kal El
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Actually, Thanos was defeated by a kid on a comic.

Considering DS lost his powers vs Thanos loosing vs a child A COSMIC CUBE IIRC and then getting escorted by cops.

I think Thanos is worse showing

This is worthy of the ownage thread anyhow

Thanos steals from kids and earthquake owns him and cannot even break grass restrains

http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/biensalsa/Marvel%20Comics/th_SpideySuperStories039-26_zps986cc395.jpg http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/biensalsa/Marvel%20Comics/th_SpideySuperStories039-31_zps6664f1b9.jpg http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/biensalsa/Marvel%20Comics/th_SpideySuperStories039-32_zps93a871bd.jpg

Delta1938
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
This is worthy of the ownage thread anyhow

Thanos steals from kids and earthquake owns him and cannot even break grass restrains

http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/biensalsa/Marvel%20Comics/th_SpideySuperStories039-26_zps986cc395.jpg http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/biensalsa/Marvel%20Comics/th_SpideySuperStories039-31_zps6664f1b9.jpg http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/biensalsa/Marvel%20Comics/th_SpideySuperStories039-32_zps93a871bd.jpg

Thanos beat himself with that earthquake. No wonder Starlin didn't retcon it!!

Rao Kal El
Originally posted by Delta1938
Thanos beat himself with that earthquake. No wonder Starlin didn't retcon it!!


laughing You made me lol laughing thumb up thumb up

Epicurus
I am thinking either this or the other thread should be closed.

Delta1938
Originally posted by Epicurus
I am thinking either this or the other thread should be closed.

Thork you backseat mod!!!! mad Although if one has to be closed, it should be the other since this was made first.

Insane Titan
Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
Why desperation bud. I enjoy it, this is fun wink. trying to make it cannon for the need to discredit a character.

Delta1938
Originally posted by Insane Titan
trying to make it cannon for the need to discredit a character.

"Cannon" refers to the weapon. "Canon" is what ya mean. Please use it correctly from now on. smile

Insane Titan
Originally posted by Delta1938
"Cannon" refers to the weapon. "Canon" is what ya mean. Please use it correctly from now on. smile or else?

Delta1938
Originally posted by Insane Titan
or else?

Or else I shall consume the souls of your unborn descendants. sneer

Insane Titan
Originally posted by Delta1938
Or else I shall consume the souls of your unborn descendants. sneer right

Delta1938
Originally posted by Insane Titan
right

Seriously dude, it was a friendly request. Don't see why you had to get all snippy with me.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by Delta1938
Is the Thanos one canon? Not even close. Not only were they made by the Electric company, but they were made because of the live action skits PBS had. It also had Electric Company characters in it.
Plus it was for stupid kids too. It's like saying the Drakes Comics are canon tbh.

Lol at people saying yes though just because they want it to be.

Insane Titan
Originally posted by Delta1938
Seriously dude, it was a friendly request. Don't see why you had to get all snippy with me. maybe because the first time you ever responded to me you was a smart ass.

Delta1938
Never mind. We're going off-topic. I was just asking, not telling.

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