Originally posted by roughrider
Superman would fly out to the heartland, where he would try to get an audience with Thor about Asgard floating in the farm country of Oklaholma, but Heimdall won't let him inside.
Finally, Thor comes out...
Thor - "No Mortals allowed. Understand? Your own government agreed. Unless you have a taste for hammer & magic lighting, I suggest you leave my doorstep. I'm busy." (Thunder booms in the background.)
Superman - "Ah - OK. I just heard you had an autographed picture from Captain America, and I wanted to barter for it. But, I see this is not a good time. (points east) I'll just be over that way, in Kansas. I'll mail ahead next time. Alright? (Flies off)"...I thought that guy was supposed to be jolly, with mead out for guests..."
Meanwhile, Batman goes to see Iron Man about The Registration Act.
Batman - "You're kind of a control freak, aren't you? I respect that. I get the same flak myself."
Iron Man - "Well - thank you."
Batman - "Who's your second-in-command?
Iron Man - "Well, I've got Maria Hill at SHIELD..."
Batman - "I've seen her file. Overeager and career-hungry. You should trade up."
Iron Man - "Trade up?"
Batman - (smiles)"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship..."
That was good especially the Iron man Batman dialogue. At any rate they would probably stab each other in the back sooner or later.
