I get to FIRE someone Monday!!!!!

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Rogue Jedi
My boss left me a note I just found. I get to fire someone in two days....any tips on how to handle it?

Röland
Just tell them they're fired, don't dance around it. I've been fired before and it pissed me off more that my boss was trying to be nice about it.

Rogue Jedi
well, I have to give them a performance review, its the end of their 90 day probationary period.

Shelbert Lemon
Give the review.. and fire the person .... Im guessing the review will tell the person why they are being fired? .... If not.. you should give a reason why as well.

CommandoDelta38
Complete brutal honesty

Scythe
I wanna get fired by Ranger Jones...

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My boss left me a note I just found. I get to fire someone in two days....any tips on how to handle it?
jumpy Damn, that's funny and cool, but sad for the person that's being fired. vin I don't have any tips lol, but I've always wanted to shout those two beautiful words: "YOU'RE FIRED!" and feel the grim satisfaction that followed. laughcry

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Scythe
I wanna get fired by Ranger Jones... clean out your desk, byatch.....unless you wanna save your job. *unzips pants*

Storm
Be straight forward, civil, concise, and compassionate.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Rogue Jedi
Thing is, she KNOWS she has messed up. and I just know she is gonna get all ghetto on me.

WickedTexasMomA
"Aight Dumb ****, your fired!".


Short and to the point.

lord xyz
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
Complete brutal honesty "You're fired because my boss told me to fire someone"?

Grinning Goku
Walk into the room light their stuff on fire and say "What? It's not like you'll be needing it anymore."

Rogue Jedi
GTFO, loser.

dadudemon
hmmm...

First, I would do the review. Then I would say, in conclusion, that the probationary period is over and your employment is terminated effective today.

I would also do what Storm said to do...try to be nice about it.

Impediment
What kind of job do you have, RJ?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Impediment
What kind of job do you have, RJ?

he works at the desk in a hotel..

JacopeX
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My boss left me a note I just found. I get to fire someone in two days....any tips on how to handle it? Fire yourself, that way you can have the day off forever....clown

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My boss left me a note I just found. I get to fire someone in two days....any tips on how to handle it?

Start off nice and calm, then tell them:

'***** you're not perfect! Your fired!'

lord xyz
"I just think you should work at another company."

Tattoo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My boss left me a note I just found. I get to fire someone in two days....any tips on how to handle it?

Let them know they are being let go, then say: "Think of it like this, it gives you an opportunity to find a job better than this."

Rogue Jedi
Today is the day.....why am I nervous?


Fugg it, I am gonna NUKE her.

Leo.M
Her? Aww she's going to cry. sad





Tape her and put it on youtube. haermm

Vinny Valentine
Throw a cat in their face.

Zebedee
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My boss left me a note I just found. I get to fire someone in two days....any tips on how to handle it?

Your boss is brave.

Tattoo
Monday was yesterday...does RJ need a Calender?

Zebedee
Originally posted by lord xyz
"You're fired because my boss told me to fire someone"?

thumb up

Quiero Mota
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My boss left me a note I just found. I get to fire someone in two days....any tips on how to handle it?

I actually fired someone this past weekend.

*high five*

Zebedee
Originally posted by Tattoo
Monday was yesterday...does RJ need a Calender?

He just might......I think he just might

Quiero Mota
RJ, don't say "let go" that's an insult, tell them they're fired.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Tattoo
Monday was yesterday...does RJ need a Calender? she was scheduled off monday, a$$hole.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
RJ, don't say "let go" that's an insult, tell them they're fired. she took it well, she already knew. she was like "I have a new job already anyway."

Tattoo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she was scheduled off monday, a$$hole.

I see nothing in my post that gives you reason enough to call me an assh*le. Reported. smile

the welsh one
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she took it well, she already knew. she was like "I have a new job already anyway."

i was hopping she would cry and slap you or something like that

Rogue Jedi
nope. she gave me her myspace and said "Hit me up, Pappi."

Bardock42
Do RJ threads bring the worst out in people? I wonder.

Since, you have done it already and apparently it went well, that's good, but generally Storm's advise would have been the most humane.

Then again, maybe you could have stolen 20 bucks from her before you fired her. You know, cause that's how you roll and stuff.

Storm
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she was scheduled off monday, a$$hole.
That was uncalled for. Watch your tongue.

the welsh one
**** you! laughing out loud.........please dont ban me?

Strangelove
Originally posted by the welsh one
**** you! laughing out loud.........please dont ban me? Umm...yeah. Bad idea.

Rogue Jedi
WOW....anywho, she is history and my boss is on vacation, so guess who is in charge of hiring a replacement.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
WOW....anywho, she is history and my boss is on vacation, so guess who is in charge of hiring a replacement. Is it you?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Bardock42
Is it you? yeah, I am gonna do my job in addition to hers. I am gonna clone myself.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, I am gonna do my job in addition to hers. I am gonna clone myself.

Or....just work your ass off and not be able to post as much....

the welsh one
or just do waht everyone else does....be a crappy employee and post more

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
Or....just work your ass off and not be able to post as much.... no

dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no


sooo....you are really going to clone yourself?...you could make a fortune off of the success...maybe you are in the wrong profession...

Rogue Jedi
maybe.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she took it well, she already knew. she was like "I have a new job already anyway."

How anticlimactic. erm

Rogue Jedi
OMG they REHIRED her. laughing out loud

Neo Darkhalen
What a complete waste of time..... Your Fired, your Rehired.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
What a complete waste of time..... Your Fired, your Rehired. I know. she seems to be different, very customer friendly.

Rogue Jedi
Wold you guys believe that it is up to me to fire the SAME person yet AGAIN? laughing out loud

Wålshy
thats messed up

Rogue Jedi
I just did it. It was strangely satisfying.

Wålshy
what did she say?

Rogue Jedi
said she is calling corporate office, that I was firing her cuz she is black.

Wålshy
haermm you in shit

Rogue Jedi
hella no man.

Itzak
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OMG they REHIRED her. laughing out loud

You should tell her it was because she is black.

Rogue Jedi
I fired dat ass again. yes

DarkC
"You're fired." *shrug*

Rodgort
Originally posted by DarkC
"You're fired." *shrug* Exactly. Just tell it straight out.

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wold you guys believe that it is up to me to fire the SAME person yet AGAIN? laughing out loud
Nice company you work for there, lady gets fired then re-hired, only to get fired again.

Wålshy
why was she fired?

dadudemon

Rogue Jedi

Kal of Krypton
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My boss left me a note I just found. I get to fire someone in two days....any tips on how to handle it?
I did'nt read the 2nd, 3rd, or 4th page but:

lol, you should of been at the table or whatever where everyone was getting fired and said: "Someone will get fired today...." The once you fire one person and everyones relieved it's not them, fire them.

But I'm a tad bit late,lol.

Rogue Jedi
I'll remember that for next time. shifty


want a job? laughing out loud

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