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AIDS
September 11, 2001
A plate of maggoty cheese
A freshly squeezed pitcher of orange juice
Rush Limbaugh
Me


I just watched her opening monologue from the recent MTV Music Awards, and it was actually painful to watch. It literally caused me mental and physical pain to hear her try to be funny by mocking Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and whoever else is tabloid fodder these days. I'd almost rather listen to Dane Cook than her. ALMOST.

Anyone else care to contribute?

To put it simply:

EVERYTHING.

Scabies

My left testicle.

Roadkill

Sarah Silverman being yelled at and humiliated.

Dane Cook is much worse than her and has a larger fanbase. I, myself, would prefer Lisa Lampanelli, though.


Then there is Stephan Colbert. ****, don't get me started. He was only good on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, IMO

Originally posted by lord xyz
Sarah Silverman being yelled at and humiliated.

Andy Dick's anal warts.

Clitoris.

Bill Cowher's spit that flies from his mouth when he yells.

Originally posted by Impediment

AIDS
September 11, 2001
A plate of maggoty cheese
A freshly squeezed pitcher of orange juice
Rush Limbaugh
Me


I just watched her opening monologue from the recent MTV Music Awards, and it was actually painful to watch. It literally caused me mental and physical pain to hear her try to be funny by mocking Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and whoever else is tabloid fodder these days. I'd almost rather listen to Dane Cook than her. ALMOST.

Anyone else care to contribute?

Everything

Migraines

Ordained.

Loud Noises.

Originally posted by Impediment

AIDS
September 11, 2001
A plate of maggoty cheese
A freshly squeezed pitcher of orange juice
Rush Limbaugh
Me


I just watched her opening monologue from the recent MTV Music Awards, and it was actually painful to watch. It literally caused me mental and physical pain to hear her try to be funny by mocking Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and whoever else is tabloid fodder these days. I'd almost rather listen to Dane Cook than her. ALMOST.

Anyone else care to contribute?

Reverend Axel
NAMbLA
Mitchell Henderson
David Cross

Clitoris and Blood Clots inside the Vagina.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Clitoris and Blood Clots inside the Vagina. ****.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
****.

What?

Roland
Barker

Poop on a stick.

Clive Owens 131wank

Clitoris.

Women with penis' coming out of their nipples.

....... Chuck Norris ripping the croth of his pants while kicking.

Thanos, MR.Mxyzptlk, Jean Grey, Gah Lak Tus, Silver Surfer, Nova, Darkseid, Dr.Doom, Cable, Superman, Iceman, Tyrant, Wolverine,

And Clitoris.

Borat.

Clitoris.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/Vathu/Funny%20shit/128340222627812500battlesuitengag.jpg

Violently Sexual Drugs with Clitioris.

Roast Beef Curtains.

Clitoris.

NAMbLA

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
To put it simply:

EVERYTHING.

Carrot Top.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Carrot Top.

Let's not get carried away here.

Hilary Clinton running for President.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Let's not get carried away here.
He's a great comedian and his hair is WILD.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
He's a great comedian and his hair is WILD.

It must not take a lot for you to laugh.

Carrot Top getting lost inside Sarah Silverman's clitoris.

Originally posted by Vathu
It must not take a lot for you to laugh.
He was excellent on the YouTube clip I saw of him at The Roast Of Flava Flav.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
He's a great comedian and his hair is WILD.

Tis joke, right?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Let's not get carried away here. Originally posted by Vathu
Hilary Clinton running for President.

Too late. haermm

Mitch Hedberg

Rape (Surprise Buttsecks)

Originally posted by Vathu
Too late. haermm


haermm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
haermm
Good thing there aren't any Feminazis here. haermm

Originally posted by Vathu
Good thing there aren't any Feminazis here. haermm


...haermm Indeed.

I have a quote that's funnier than Sarah.

"DON'T TASE ME, BRO"

Originally posted by Vathu
I have a quote that's funnier than Sarah.

"DON'T TASE ME, BRO"
mullet

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
mullet

Do you have any idea where that's from?

Originally posted by Vathu
Do you have any idea where that's from?
No.

Are you kidding me Impedy? Sarah Silverman is great!

The song "I Just Want Bang Bang Bang" by GroupX.

Originally posted by Impediment

AIDS
September 11, 2001
A plate of maggoty cheese
A freshly squeezed pitcher of orange juice
Rush Limbaugh
Me


I just watched her opening monologue from the recent MTV Music Awards, and it was actually painful to watch. It literally caused me mental and physical pain to hear her try to be funny by mocking Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and whoever else is tabloid fodder these days. I'd almost rather listen to Dane Cook than her. ALMOST.

Anyone else care to contribute?

If you judge her by the way she's catering to the MTV audience rather than an area where she has infinitely more freedom, then that's your problem. This is a generation who do find Dane Cook funny.

It's just one of those common opinions that everyone feels they have to agree with; Sarah Silverman isn't funny.

Sarah Silverman is actually a smart female, she's just not for everyone. People said the same as Bill Hicks as you are saying about Sarah Silverman, simply because he wasn't for everyone and saying shit to people that the public loved.

Of course, whoever you find funny is subjective, but this assumed fact that she isn't is retarded.

Also, it didn't cause you LITERAL mental and physical pain did it? Watching her comedy routine did not cause you pain, literally. It may have been hard to endure (Which begs the question; why watch it?), but to say it LITERALLY caused you pain means you were in pain. I doubt you were.

-AC

How'd you know if it didn't cause him physical pain?

Like her talking giving him a headache?

Please don't **** up the thread

I was wondering when AC was gonna come and ruin the fun.

Yoda as a baggage checker.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
How'd you know if it didn't cause him physical pain?

Like her talking giving him a headache?

Please don't **** up the thread

He didn't f*ck up anything.

He was just stating his opinion.

Impediment asked for contributions.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
How'd you know if it didn't cause him physical pain?

Like her talking giving him a headache?

Please don't **** up the thread

Because it's an utterly ridiculous claim and he cited her comedy as a reason.

Please don't **** up my posts.

-AC

I remember seeing a flash animation of that.

Baggage Claim please, come to the

I'd still do her and skeet on her back. I'm sure she'd enjoy that more than her VMA performance. I know I would.

LOL.

Sometimes her boyfriend is funny.

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