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Okay, I was sitting in my living room watching America's Funniest Home Video's with my female, then I start to notice that there are sirens of some sort that were pretty close sounding to my apartment. So I look outside and see smoke. I walk outside and see that the garbage container is set on fire. So I watch the firemen put it out. Ask if they'll strip for me, then they say "**** off, kid"

****ers.

All but the last part is true haermm

With your "female?"

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
With your "female?" You know, my b*tch, my woman, my babymaker, my sandwich maker, my ****, my nightly ****, etcetc.

Confusion.

Your apartment is, colorful.

**** yeah

What else is there?

Well, theres me, for **** sake.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You know, my b*tch, my woman, my babymaker, my sandwich maker, my ****, my nightly ****, etcetc.

Or your boner. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Thats in my pants vin

I thought you called your woman that? 31

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You know, my b*tch, my woman, my babymaker, my sandwich maker, my ****, my nightly ****, etcetc.
What a nice thing to say!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What a nice thing to say!

If I was a woman, I'd be flattered. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Well, theres me, for **** sake.

Besides you, anything else intresting.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I totally was...NOT.

You should have been flattered, when Axel calls me a douchebag, it's out of love.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You two sound like a lovely couple.

He beats me.... cry

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Does he film it?

Sometimes. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You know, my b*tch, my woman, my babymaker, my sandwich maker, my ****, my nightly ****, etcetc.

You have such a lovely way with words axel

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Okay, I was sitting in my living room watching America's Funniest Home Video's with my female, then I start to notice that there are sirens of some sort that were pretty close sounding to my apartment. So I look outside and see smoke. I walk outside and see that the garbage container is set on fire. So I watch the firemen put it out. Ask if they'll strip for me, then they say "**** off, kid"

****ers.

All but the last part is true haermm

sounds like a 'hot' night haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I wanna watch.

$10 for adults, $5 for kids.

Oh!!!!

Lemme see!!!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well you should give me a damn discount, sir! Weren't you one of the ones that wanted in on my, Selphie, and MomA's sex? Huh, huh, huh?!?!?

Fine you can get in for $7.50.

I wanna discount!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I wanna discount!

No discount for you!

http://www.rajobo.nl/images/soup_nazi.thumb.jpg

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well, that's better than no discount at all! *Pays you 7.00* This better be a good show! *Prods your shoulder with finger*

You'll get your moneys worth, trust me. *pokes back*

*Rubs shoulder* Ow! That hurt! cry

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Okay, I was sitting in my living room watching America's Funniest Home Video's with my female, then I start to notice that there are sirens of some sort that were pretty close sounding to my apartment. So I look outside and see smoke. I walk outside and see that the garbage container is set on fire. So I watch the firemen put it out. Ask if they'll strip for me, then they say "**** off, kid"

****ers.

All but the last part is true haermm

Sounds like it was SHE-larious. haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I totally was...NOT. Thats why you ain't my ho.


****

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Rubs shoulder* Ow! That hurt! cry

Don't be such a pansy.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
That makes me want to puke, its so hilarious haermm Douchebag


****.

<3 U inlove

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
haermm ghey.


****

If he answers with anything other than "I've never heard any of her songs."

YOU'VE GOT A GAY!

LOL.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Kicks Roland in the balls and runs to see the film*

No money for you!
http://www.rajobo.nl/images/soup_nazi.thumb.jpg

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w82/dclap24/Funny%20Pics/transformersnutkick.gif


Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
**** *** ****** *** ***** **** too!


That thing in your pants is pansy! GET THE FURKING SHOW ON NOW!

My penis is not a pansy, he just has stage fright!

Seinfeld < Curb your Enthusiasm haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
So....who plays the sheep in this film? baa

You. RAWR!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
But I thought the show was with you and another guy? WTF? Why did I pay 7.00 to see my own self get banged by you?

It's your fetish to watch yourself get banged?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll go along, though it's not. What, are we gonna feck in a house of mirrors? crzeyes

I have a mirror in my room. lookaround

Are you two gonna film it and sell it through the black market only for it to get into the hands of Sarah Silverwoman?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
**** *** ****** *** ***** **** too!


That thing in your pants is pansy! GET THE FURKING SHOW ON NOW! ****.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well set it up!

It is set up!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well then WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR?

You!

WOOHOO!!!!!

It's happening!

Wait, why am I saying that?

Gah Lak Tus.

I'm gonna vomit at this.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Why're you waiting on me? I'm right here!!!!!!!!

*jumps on* haermm

Where's the popcorn?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
naughty What am I, a bull?

Exactly, except I'm really the bull and you should be riding me. naughty

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You naughty thing, you!

I can't help it.

OOOH, 3-way.

Now it's getting intresting.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Lies, all lies!

You're right, I can. haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Lies, all lies!

Who's the third person?

Reverend Axel, Kelly Bean, and Roland.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You confuse me...like every other man on earth.

I confuse a lot of people. petpet

Check page 1-2.

Not me.


I confuse people, though.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
So....well, what're we doing now?

You can pick.

BOOOOO!

This sex scene sucks!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r67/Godfathr1337/1160092691835.jpg

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Fellatio?

Who's receiving? 31

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Fellatio?

Why the hell are ya watchin it then, still?

Cause I still have hope.

Stick it in her pooper.

These are the things that happen when I get naked in public...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Can not.

In my book it can.

Rolos swings both way...



















































WITH A BASEBALL BAT!! OWWIE, OUCH! DAMN! F*CK!! OW!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Pwnt!

So, ummm, is that BJ still gonna happen? Should I prepare myself?

...

......

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
How're you going to prepare yourself? Are you going to put a little pink tutu on your pecker for me?

I could always freshen up. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
......

crylaugh

This scene stinks like ass.

C'mon!

Hurry!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ewww! You stink! I don't like stinky penises.

I don't stink! It's only proper to wash your junk before a girl goes to town. nahuh

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Suuuuure....using coverups now.

I would never! nahuh

Prove it.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Prove it.

How!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Galactus and Pyron can do a better sex scene!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I don't know, you have the penis!

Having a penis, doesn't mean I'm a genius!

Can you guys do it already?

Roland is under BRB, he's going to the gas station. haermm

I dunt get it. haermm

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Can you guys do it already?
Eat your popcorn and shaddup!

Peter Steele is in hell.

Originally posted by Thorrin
Peter Steele is in hell.
Nuh-uhhh!!! dd He's touring around the United States...I can't WAIT until he gets here! *Waits for October 26th*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Eat your popcorn and shaddup!

I'll shut up when the sex scene starts and when I feel like it!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'll shut up when the sex scene starts and when I feel like it!
Alright then....*Staples your mouth shut*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Nuh-uhhh!!! dd He's touring around the United States...I can't WAIT until he gets here! *Waits for October 26th* Is he touring with Fair To Midland?

Originally posted by Thorrin
Is he touring with Fair To Midland?
No, he's touring to Vagina-Land though.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, he's touring to Vagina-Land though. Have you ever seen Nashville Pussy?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Alright, alright, just stfu! Do whatever you will and get your tiny ass back out here.

Tiny, lawlz. haermm

Originally posted by Thorrin
Have you ever seen Nashville Pussy?
I haven't seen Nashville Pussy but I've been in Nashville-- beautiful place!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I haven't seen Nashville Pussy but I've been in Nashville-- beautiful place! I hear a bunch of rednecks live there. ermmnone

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Alright then....*Staples your mouth shut*

MMMHMMMM!!!!!

Originally posted by Thorrin
I hear a bunch of rednecks live there. ermmnone
Hm...yeah there are a lot more in TN than here in KY. Nashville is still a beautiful place.
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
MMMHMMMM!!!!!
Pwnt!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hm...yeah there are a lot more in TN than here in KY. Nashville is still a beautiful place.

Pwnt! Yeah. There are loads here in Texas too.

MMMMHMMMMM!!!!

Originally posted by Thorrin
Yeah. There are loads here in Texas too.
It happens. They're everywhere.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
It happens. They're everywhere. We must eradicate them, if our race is to survive.

There are a ton in Ohio.

Originally posted by Thorrin
Are you one of them?

Nah.

o................................k.

Originally posted by Thorrin
We must eradicate them, if our race is to survive.
They're people just like you and I. Lol.