I Found This Beast In My Room
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Röland
So I was playing Madden, minding my own business, when I reach over for my Pepsi and I notice movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned on the light and I see this guy scuttling along my wall. So I caught him and thought I'd take some pics.
This happened a few nights ago and I did let him go outside, so I didn't squash him.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w82/dclap24/Spider/spider-2.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w82/dclap24/Spider/spider1.jpg
Darkstorm Zero
Nasty bloody things.....
Barker
YOU SAID BIG.
LIAR.
FFS, THAT'S PRACTICALLY A DADDY LONG LEGS. SMALLER THAN JACOPE'S BRAIN. AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.
OMG, SUCH A LET DOWN.
Piggle Humsy
fear
Thanks a bunch Roland!
Now I gotta sleep and I'm gonna be all freaked out!!
weep
Röland
That thing is big you n00b, I tried to put a quarter beside it for size, but he would fly at my hand. haermm
Dusty
**** ROLAND
NOW YOUVE GOT ME PARANOID!
Everything I see is a spider now!!!POJPO!JW
Pj
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Scythe
Have you ever found a Black Widow in your room?
Naz
I GOTTA GO CATCH THE ONE IN MY GARAGE NOW!
Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
fear
Thanks a bunch Roland!
Now I gotta sleep and I'm gonna be all freaked out!!
weep
Don't worry, I'm sure the one in your room is bigger. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Scythe
Have you ever found a Black Widow in your room?
Nah, why?
WickedTexasMomA
You jack ass! It looks like a brown recluse!! They are one of the most poisonous spiders in North America.
Röland
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
You jack ass! It looks like a brown recluse!! They are one of the most poisonous spiders in North America.
I'm pretty sure it is a Wolf Spider.
Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah I've had 2 frickin' huge ones in my room 2 days ago..
I'm just glad the ones here don't bite.
but I am so paranoid now and keep looking everywhere!
I ****ing hate you!! ermmad
Sorry. haermm
the welsh one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider
Röland
Originally posted by Dusty
If it were, it'd be dartin' afta yo ass.
It was, when I tried to put a quarter beside it for size.
TOH
Let it bite you and see if you get super powers!!!
Alpha Centauri
What would you do if you found a Huntsman or even a Goliath Bird-Eating spider? The ones as big as a plate.
I wouldn't even know how to handle the thing.
-AC
Röland
Originally posted by the welsh one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider
It isn't a Wolf Spider judging from those pics and it is definitely not a Brown Recluse.
Röland
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Hey if its brown, black, white,lime and a spider.. Id rather kill it... it just sounds better if I say its a nasty meaaan spider, I gotta be cool and look tough...
So im scared of spiders....
I don't mind them.
Kram3r
Yeah, thanks for the link, this wasn't a waste of my time. haermm
Try living in Australia, I see shit like that everyday. Try waking up every once a fortnight or so to see your cats having killed and ripped opened a possum. Yeah, that's what I thought. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by TOH
Let it bite you and see if you get super powers!!!
Nah. haermm
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
What would you do if you found a Huntsman or even a Goliath Bird-Eating spider? The ones as big as a plate.
I wouldn't even know how to handle the thing.
-AC
I would freak out, especially if a Goliath was near me.
WickedTexasMomA
http://www.cirrusimage.com/Arachnid/brown_recluse_spider.jpg
Brown recluse
http://www.hr-rna.com/RNA/images/Spiders/Garage%20Wolf%20rez.jpg
Wolf spider
Röland
I really don't think it's a Brown Recluse, I could be wrong though.
I looked up info on Ohio spiders and it could be a Wolf Spider just not the type in that picture.
Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I think you should find one to bite you anyways..
just because you need the punishment for posting it..
I'm never gonna sleep now.. down
Sorry Piggle.
Call Ken?
Naz
This is what Jim the garage spider looks like, just a varaiation of wolfspider:
http://www.cincinnati.com/nie/archive/05-14-02/051302-6.jpg
I had one of these freaks on my parents' window a few years ago:
http://www.lrpoorman.de/argiope.jpg
Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's his TV night ermm
and that's no good..
I need someone to watch me sleep..
so they can be there to catch any spiders that head my way
Spiders won't hurt you. They will come near you, realize you are the awesomeness that is Piggle. Then scurry away.
Darkstorm Zero
Or, they attack their moth parts and try to suck out some awsomeness to become awsome spiders.
Darkstorm Zero
........ Don't watch Arachnophobia.......... You have been warned.
Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah but they are all 8 legged and creepy and crawly.. *shudders*
Flattery will not dig you out of this hole Sir Roland! nahuh
Not my fault you're scared of spiders. I didn't know.
That nullifies any harm I've done.
Röland
Originally posted by Mywi
its beautiful!shock im glad you didnt kill it ermmhug
I didn't see the need to kill it, I like spiders anyway. 31
Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You should have used your special powers.. disgustfist
I have powers?! oh
Originally posted by TOH
...Or bite her in the neck haermm
OMGplulz: dunt 31jockey
Lana
SPIDER.
*runs and hides*
I'm terrified of the damn things. Nasty encounter with a wolf spider when I was a kid made sure of that. Nothing like getting bit and having half your face swell up from it when you're three years old to turn you into an arachnaphobe.
Röland
Originally posted by Lana
SPIDER.
*runs and hides*
I'm terrified of the damn things. Nasty encounter with a wolf spider when I was a kid made sure of that. Nothing like getting bit and having half your face swell up from it when you're three years old to turn you into an arachnaphobe.
That sucks Lana! oh
Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I thought you did.. you seemed special.. shrug
Like Ralph Wiggum special? haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah that's what I was thinking haermm
"And here's where I found the Leprechaun, he told me to burn things."
the welsh one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug
Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning."
crylaugh
Barker
Originally posted by InnerRise
I saw a spider very similar to that, if not exactly like that a bunch of months ago.
I called my mom's boyfriend............he came............and proceeded to kill said spider.
ermm
Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Came. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Came. haermm
GET THAT BARKER BACK ON MSN!
Röland
Originally posted by Thorrin
I'd have killed it. ermmnone
You big bully! cry
Rogue Jedi
*straps on boots* SQUISH.
Passione
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*straps on boots* SQUISH.
Hey! That was just mean.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Passione
Hey! That was just mean. It's a SPIDER.
Passione
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's a SPIDER.
They are cute!
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Passione
They are cute!
WickedTexasMomA
Your psycho...
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Your psycho... I dont have a psycho, silly arse.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Not you.. the spider?
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by ladygrim
Ewwwwwww!!
Passione
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They are!
How can they not.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Passione
They are!
How can they not. because they are....spiders?
Passione
What is so wrong with spiders
Jaeh_JediPirate
Dust Bunny?
Spiders creep me out..
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
Dust Bunny?
Spiders creep me out..
me 2 2...JEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Jaeh_JediPirate
actually, last i checked it's spelled, Jaeh...
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
actually, last i checked it's spelled, Jaeh...
what EVER...where the hell ya been?
Jaeh_JediPirate
here.. there... somewhere...
and how's you?
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
here.. there... somewhere...
and how's you?
getting by, you know how it is.
Jaeh_JediPirate
Let's talk tomorrow, gotta go run... Seniors need sleep too..
see ya around...
Rogue Jedi
bye bye, sweetie.
Kelly_Bean
cry That freaking thing is scary! *Shudders*
Rogue Jedi
like I said, SQUISH.
Kelly_Bean
I wouldn't be able to get near that thing to squish it! I'm scared of spideys.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I wouldn't be able to get near that thing to squish it! I'm scared of spideys.
Röland
It's just a tiny spidey and everyone wants to squish it. nahuh
Kelly_Bean
Wtf, tiny? If that's a tiny spider, what's a "big" spider look like to you?
Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Wtf, tiny? If that's a tiny spider, what's a "big" spider look like to you?
Scaredy cat. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
SQUISH.
*slaps the back of your head*
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Steps on your spider*
Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*smacks your ass*
sly
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Steps on your spider*
NOOOO, HERMAN! cry
Rogue Jedi
*scoops up herman and throws him in a skillet*
Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*scoops up herman and throws him in a skillet*
Evil!
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What teh hell? HERMAN?
That was his name and now he is nothing! cry
Rogue Jedi
*fries herman up and cuts in half*
sexual faux pas
Spiders scare me to death. How do you conquer such a fear?!
Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*fries herman up and cuts in half*
You aren't gonna eat that....yeah....ya did....gross.
Röland
Originally posted by sexual faux pas
Spiders scare me to death. How do you conquer such a fear?!
I'm just not scared of them.
If you wanted to conquer the fear maybe hold a tarantula or something?
Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well Good Lord, I guess you built a mansion for him too? ...
You shouldn't have called me a name. :P
Nah, I just kept him in this bowl with a cover. haermm
Rogue Jedi
....
?
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by sexual faux pas
I couldn't, I'd be too scared to do that. I have a totally irrational fear that they'll eat me or attack me or something. I'm such a retard. SQUISH.
sexual faux pas
Yeah... with the heaviest shoe ever
Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
How sweet.
I let him loose, so he is outside or dead now. haermm
Originally posted by sexual faux pas
I couldn't, I'd be too scared to do that. I have a totally irrational fear that they'll eat me or attack me or something. I'm such a retard.
Well I used to be afraid of snakes but I got a corn snake as a pet and now I'm not scared from handling it.
sexual faux pas
That's good. It's weird, don't have a fear of snakes at all but spiders... let's not even go there.
Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hopefully dead..eugh.
nahuh
Ozone
Spiders are creepy and deserve to get stepped on.
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Spiders are creepy and deserve to get stepped on. datza nice
Punkyhermy
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I didn't need to see that!
Mr. Bacon
we had one like 3x that size on my deck light, it was awesome
Röland
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
we had one like 3x that size on my deck light, it was awesome
Should have caught it.
Mr. Bacon
nah they eat the mosquitoes
Röland
Originally posted by MR.Grum
did you let it bite you?
No. . .
Ozone
You could have befriended it...
Then squash it.
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
You could have befriended it...
Then squash it.
dont mind him/her arachnid racist.
Ozone
That's what I did with most of the insects/bugs that I caught.
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
That's what I did with most of the insects/bugs that I caught.
so your genocidalherbnone
Ozone
Not really.
I only catch insects that I find in my house.
I use them in my "experiments" for fun.
The results vary.
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Not really.
I only catch insects that I find in my house.
I use them in my "experiments" for fun.
The results vary. mhhhmm so your evil
Ozone
I guess you can say that.
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
I guess you can say that. ~bites~
Ozone
Experiments are fun.
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Experiments are fun. ok
Ozone
Especially with insects.
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Especially with insects.
only bug i kill is deh mosquito
Ozone
You don't kill cockroaches?
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
You don't kill cockroaches? dont have any
Ozone
Would you kill them?
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Would you kill them? sure if they eat my food
Ozone
If they're running around your house or workplace, you wouldn't step on them?
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
If they're running around your house or workplace, you wouldn't step on them? why should i care about my work place and there none in my house
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Would you do it? yes i would .
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Okay. douche
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