I Found This Beast In My Room

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Röland
So I was playing Madden, minding my own business, when I reach over for my Pepsi and I notice movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned on the light and I see this guy scuttling along my wall. So I caught him and thought I'd take some pics.

This happened a few nights ago and I did let him go outside, so I didn't squash him.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w82/dclap24/Spider/spider-2.jpg

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w82/dclap24/Spider/spider1.jpg

Darkstorm Zero
Nasty bloody things.....

Barker
YOU SAID BIG.

LIAR.

FFS, THAT'S PRACTICALLY A DADDY LONG LEGS. SMALLER THAN JACOPE'S BRAIN. AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

OMG, SUCH A LET DOWN.

Piggle Humsy
fear

Thanks a bunch Roland!
Now I gotta sleep and I'm gonna be all freaked out!!

weep

Röland
That thing is big you n00b, I tried to put a quarter beside it for size, but he would fly at my hand. haermm

Dusty
**** ROLAND

NOW YOUVE GOT ME PARANOID!

Everything I see is a spider now!!!POJPO!JW
Pj
p

Scythe
Have you ever found a Black Widow in your room?

Naz
I GOTTA GO CATCH THE ONE IN MY GARAGE NOW!

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
fear

Thanks a bunch Roland!
Now I gotta sleep and I'm gonna be all freaked out!!

weep

Don't worry, I'm sure the one in your room is bigger. haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Scythe
Have you ever found a Black Widow in your room?

Nah, why?

Röland

WickedTexasMomA
You jack ass! It looks like a brown recluse!! They are one of the most poisonous spiders in North America.

Piggle Humsy

Röland
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
You jack ass! It looks like a brown recluse!! They are one of the most poisonous spiders in North America.

I'm pretty sure it is a Wolf Spider.

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah I've had 2 frickin' huge ones in my room 2 days ago..

I'm just glad the ones here don't bite.

but I am so paranoid now and keep looking everywhere!

I ****ing hate you!! ermmad

Sorry. haermm

Dusty

the welsh one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider

Piggle Humsy

Röland
Originally posted by Dusty
If it were, it'd be dartin' afta yo ass.

It was, when I tried to put a quarter beside it for size.

Scythe

TOH
Let it bite you and see if you get super powers!!! eek!

Alpha Centauri
What would you do if you found a Huntsman or even a Goliath Bird-Eating spider? The ones as big as a plate.

I wouldn't even know how to handle the thing.

-AC

WickedTexasMomA

Röland
Originally posted by the welsh one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider

It isn't a Wolf Spider judging from those pics and it is definitely not a Brown Recluse.

Röland
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Hey if its brown, black, white,lime and a spider.. Id rather kill it... it just sounds better if I say its a nasty meaaan spider, I gotta be cool and look tough... cool























So im scared of spiders....

stick out tongue

I don't mind them.

Kram3r
Yeah, thanks for the link, this wasn't a waste of my time. haermm

Try living in Australia, I see shit like that everyday. Try waking up every once a fortnight or so to see your cats having killed and ripped opened a possum. Yeah, that's what I thought. haermm

Röland
Originally posted by TOH
Let it bite you and see if you get super powers!!! eek!

Nah. haermm

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
What would you do if you found a Huntsman or even a Goliath Bird-Eating spider? The ones as big as a plate.

I wouldn't even know how to handle the thing.

-AC

I would freak out, especially if a Goliath was near me.

WickedTexasMomA
http://www.cirrusimage.com/Arachnid/brown_recluse_spider.jpg

Brown recluse




http://www.hr-rna.com/RNA/images/Spiders/Garage%20Wolf%20rez.jpg

Wolf spider

Röland
I really don't think it's a Brown Recluse, I could be wrong though.

I looked up info on Ohio spiders and it could be a Wolf Spider just not the type in that picture.

Piggle Humsy

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I think you should find one to bite you anyways..

just because you need the punishment for posting it..

I'm never gonna sleep now.. down

laughing out loud

Sorry Piggle. stick out tongue Call Ken?

Naz
This is what Jim the garage spider looks like, just a varaiation of wolfspider:
http://www.cincinnati.com/nie/archive/05-14-02/051302-6.jpg

I had one of these freaks on my parents' window a few years ago:
http://www.lrpoorman.de/argiope.jpg

Piggle Humsy

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's his TV night ermm

and that's no good..
I need someone to watch me sleep..
so they can be there to catch any spiders that head my way no expression

Spiders won't hurt you. They will come near you, realize you are the awesomeness that is Piggle. Then scurry away.

Darkstorm Zero
Or, they attack their moth parts and try to suck out some awsomeness to become awsome spiders.

Piggle Humsy

Darkstorm Zero
........ Don't watch Arachnophobia.......... You have been warned.

Mywi

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah but they are all 8 legged and creepy and crawly.. *shudders*

Flattery will not dig you out of this hole Sir Roland! nahuh

Not my fault you're scared of spiders. I didn't know.

That nullifies any harm I've done. stick out tongue

Röland
Originally posted by Mywi
its beautiful!shock im glad you didnt kill it ermmhug

I didn't see the need to kill it, I like spiders anyway. 31

Piggle Humsy

TOH

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You should have used your special powers.. disgustfist

I have powers?! oh

Originally posted by TOH
...Or bite her in the neck haermm

OMGplulz: dunt 31jockey

Lana
SPIDER.

*runs and hides*

I'm terrified of the damn things. Nasty encounter with a wolf spider when I was a kid made sure of that. Nothing like getting bit and having half your face swell up from it when you're three years old to turn you into an arachnaphobe.

InnerRise

Piggle Humsy

Röland
Originally posted by Lana
SPIDER.

*runs and hides*

I'm terrified of the damn things. Nasty encounter with a wolf spider when I was a kid made sure of that. Nothing like getting bit and having half your face swell up from it when you're three years old to turn you into an arachnaphobe.

That sucks Lana! oh

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I thought you did.. you seemed special.. shrug

Like Ralph Wiggum special? haermm

the welsh one

Piggle Humsy

Scythe

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah that's what I was thinking haermm

"And here's where I found the Leprechaun, he told me to burn things."

the welsh one
laughing out loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug

Piggle Humsy

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning."

crylaugh

Barker
Originally posted by InnerRise
I saw a spider very similar to that, if not exactly like that a bunch of months ago.

I called my mom's boyfriend............he came............and proceeded to kill said spider.

ermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Came. haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Came. haermm

GET THAT BARKER BACK ON MSN!

Barker

Röland
crylaugh

Thorrin

Röland
Originally posted by Thorrin
I'd have killed it. ermmnone

You big bully! cry

Passione

Rogue Jedi
*straps on boots* SQUISH.

Passione
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*straps on boots* SQUISH.

Hey! That was just mean.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Passione
Hey! That was just mean. It's a SPIDER. evil face

Passione
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's a SPIDER. evil face

They are cute!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Passione
They are cute! no

WickedTexasMomA
Your psycho...

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Your psycho... I dont have a psycho, silly arse. stick out tongue

WickedTexasMomA
Not you..

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Not you.. the spider?

ladygrim
Ewwwwwww!!

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by ladygrim
Ewwwwwww!! big grin

Passione
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no

They are!

How can they not.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Passione
They are!

How can they not. because they are....spiders?

Passione
What is so wrong with spiders

Jaeh_JediPirate
Dust Bunny?

Spiders creep me out.. erm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
Dust Bunny?

Spiders creep me out.. erm me 2 2...JEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Jaeh_JediPirate
actually, last i checked it's spelled, Jaeh... stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
actually, last i checked it's spelled, Jaeh... stick out tongue what EVER...where the hell ya been?

Jaeh_JediPirate
here.. there... somewhere...

and how's you? happy

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
here.. there... somewhere...

and how's you? happy getting by, you know how it is.

Jaeh_JediPirate
Let's talk tomorrow, gotta go run... Seniors need sleep too.. stick out tongue


see ya around... wink

Rogue Jedi
bye bye, sweetie.

Kelly_Bean
cry That freaking thing is scary! *Shudders*

Rogue Jedi
like I said, SQUISH.

Kelly_Bean
I wouldn't be able to get near that thing to squish it! I'm scared of spideys.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I wouldn't be able to get near that thing to squish it! I'm scared of spideys. sick

Röland
It's just a tiny spidey and everyone wants to squish it. nahuh

Kelly_Bean
Wtf, tiny? If that's a tiny spider, what's a "big" spider look like to you?

Rogue Jedi
SQUISH.

Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Wtf, tiny? If that's a tiny spider, what's a "big" spider look like to you?

Scaredy cat. haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
SQUISH.

*slaps the back of your head*

Rogue Jedi

Kelly_Bean

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Steps on your spider* laughing

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*smacks your ass*
sly

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Steps on your spider*

NOOOO, HERMAN! cry

Rogue Jedi
*scoops up herman and throws him in a skillet*

Kelly_Bean

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*scoops up herman and throws him in a skillet*

Evil!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What teh hell? HERMAN?

That was his name and now he is nothing! cry

Rogue Jedi
*fries herman up and cuts in half*

sexual faux pas
Spiders scare me to death. How do you conquer such a fear?!

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*fries herman up and cuts in half*

You aren't gonna eat that....yeah....ya did....gross.

Kelly_Bean

Röland
Originally posted by sexual faux pas
Spiders scare me to death. How do you conquer such a fear?!

I'm just not scared of them.

If you wanted to conquer the fear maybe hold a tarantula or something?

Rogue Jedi

Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well Good Lord, I guess you built a mansion for him too? ...
You shouldn't have called me a name. :P

Nah, I just kept him in this bowl with a cover. haermm

Kelly_Bean

Rogue Jedi
no....yes?

sexual faux pas

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by sexual faux pas
I couldn't, I'd be too scared to do that. I have a totally irrational fear that they'll eat me or attack me or something. I'm such a retard. SQUISH.

sexual faux pas
Yeah... with the heaviest shoe ever

Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
How sweet.

I let him loose, so he is outside or dead now. haermm

Originally posted by sexual faux pas
I couldn't, I'd be too scared to do that. I have a totally irrational fear that they'll eat me or attack me or something. I'm such a retard.

Well I used to be afraid of snakes but I got a corn snake as a pet and now I'm not scared from handling it.

sexual faux pas
That's good. It's weird, don't have a fear of snakes at all but spiders... let's not even go there.

Kelly_Bean

Röland
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hopefully dead..eugh.

nahuh

MR.Grum

Ozone
Spiders are creepy and deserve to get stepped on.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Spiders are creepy and deserve to get stepped on. datza nice

Punkyhermy
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I didn't need to see that!
no expression

Mr. Bacon
we had one like 3x that size on my deck light, it was awesome

Röland
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
we had one like 3x that size on my deck light, it was awesome

Should have caught it.

Mr. Bacon
nah they eat the mosquitoes eek!

MR.Grum

Röland
Originally posted by MR.Grum
did you let it bite you?

No. . .

MR.Grum

Ozone
You could have befriended it...







Then squash it. evil face

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
You could have befriended it...







Then squash it. evil face dont mind him/her arachnid racist.

Ozone
That's what I did with most of the insects/bugs that I caught.
big grin

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
That's what I did with most of the insects/bugs that I caught.
big grin so your genocidalherbnone

Ozone
Not really.

I only catch insects that I find in my house.

I use them in my "experiments" for fun.

The results vary.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Not really.

I only catch insects that I find in my house.

I use them in my "experiments" for fun.

The results vary. mhhhmm so your evil

Ozone
I guess you can say that.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
I guess you can say that. ~bites~

Ozone
cool Experiments are fun.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
cool Experiments are fun. ok

Ozone
Especially with insects. wink

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Especially with insects. wink only bug i kill is deh mosquito

Ozone
You don't kill cockroaches?

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
You don't kill cockroaches? dont have any

Ozone
Would you kill them?

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Would you kill them? sure if they eat my food

Ozone
If they're running around your house or workplace, you wouldn't step on them?

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
If they're running around your house or workplace, you wouldn't step on them? why should i care about my work place and there none in my house

Ozone
Would you do it?

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Would you do it? yes i would .

Ozone
Okay.

MR.Grum
Originally posted by Ozone
Okay. douche

Ozone
You talking to me?

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