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No boys or @ssholes allowed!!!!thumbdown

rofl You are the goofiest girl I have ever seen! I love you.

Banning assholes and boys from this thread means banning 3/4 of KMC. vv

no boys? what about your favorite manwhore?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no boys? what about your favorite manwhore?
Your penis has to be under 2 inches in length (hard) to enter. Otherwise, it's only females.

Old farts don't count as men.. Once you reach the age where you no longer can have casual sex, YOU don't HAVE A GENDER... so I guess Rj its ok for YOU to be here!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Your penis has to be under 2 inches in length (hard) to enter. Otherwise, it's only females. *measures penis, leaves and gives Kelly the finger*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
rofl You are the goofiest girl I have ever seen! I love you.

Banning assholes and boys from this thread means banning 3/4 of KMC. vv I know, Im woderful..


and that was the point.>_>

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*measures penis, leaves and gives Kelly the finger*
rofl God damn that made me laugh.
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I know, Im woderful..


and that was the point.>_>
Yes you IIIIIIIS.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Old farts don't count as men.. Once you reach the age where you no longer can have casual sex, YOU don't HAVE A GENDER... so I guess Rj its ok for YOU to be here! oh, I CAN have casual sex, its just that its lost its appeal.

the older the bull, baby, know what I mean?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*measures penis, leaves and gives Kelly the finger*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
oh, I CAN have casual sex, its just that its lost its appeal.

the older the bull, baby, know what I mean?
Yeah....the saggier it's nuts get...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
oh, I CAN have casual sex, its just that its lost its appeal.

the older the bull, baby, know what I mean? The older the bull... the fatter he is.. If were talking about a "fat guy" I guess you'd have your own pair of **** and could be a "woman".. Again its ok for you to stay.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
No boys or @ssholes allowed!!!!thumbdown Wow, I'm not allowed...twice! Yet, I still post.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
The older the bull... the fatter he is.. If were talking about a "fat guy" I guess you'd have your own pair of **** and could be a "woman".. Again its ok for you to stay. you just cant resist the chance at taking a shot at me, can you?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you just cant resist the chance at taking a shot at me, can you? HELL NO! Your such a HUGE fat target.

Kelly, Since we have our own room now we should post naughty photos of ourselfs.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
HELL NO! Your such a HUGE fat target.
PWNT!!!!!!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
HELL NO! Your such a HUGE fat target. sure, women dont get fatter as they get older...what was I thinking?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Kelly, Since we have our own room now we should post naughty photos of ourselfs.
LOL want to?! Nothing to get us banned though, right? Well...hmm. I dunno if I have any latest naughty photos that are sanitary. I don't have nice hooters like you do.

We dont.. Our **** just drag the ground along with our Ass!

emot-lmao Well, good thing I don't have any boobs then!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
We dont.. Our **** just drag the ground along with our Ass! that reminds me of that dinner scene in "the klumps."


"Thats aint yo purse you stepped on, thats yo tittie."

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
LOL want to?! Nothing to get us banned though, right? Well...hmm. I dunno if I have any latest naughty photos that are sanitary. I don't have nice hooters like you do. oh Please, Youve got a nice rack. Just because at 50 they wont drag the ground like mine will doesnt mean there not hot! Saggy boobs ftl

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
oh Please, Youve got a nice rack. Just because at 50 they wont drag the ground like mine will doesnt mean there not hot! Saggy boobs ftl funny...I prefer either a handful, or ones of WTM caliber.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
oh Please, Youve got a nice rack. Just because at 50 they wont drag the ground like mine will doesnt mean there not hot! Saggy boobs ftl
Thanks sweety. liefde

lol I dont have big ****, Im at a 36C ATM, Whice isnt huge.

my Sister jennie, She 4'11 90pounds and a 32DD!!!!! Fake.. But still O_O Its like Woah to big

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
lol I dont have big ****, Im at a 36C ATM, Whice isnt huge. they are flotation devices, man. if the ship goes down, I am gonna cling on.

I wonder what I'd look like if I had at least a cup size bigger.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I wonder what I'd look like if I had at least a cup size bigger. youd look.....bigger?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
youd look.....bigger?
Shaddap!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I wonder what I'd look like if I had at least a cup size bigger.

You'll be able to titty ****

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
they are flotation devices, man. if the ship goes down, I am gonna cling on. Does that mean I should ever taking you fishing with me out on my boat? Would you shot a hole through the bottom just to sink us so you could get away with "cupin a feel?"

Originally posted by Secretus
You'll be able to titty ****
I still can right now. My boobs aren't THAT small, they're just too small for my liking.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I still can right now. My boobs aren't THAT small, they're just too small for my liking.

Hot, wanna e-titty ****?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Does that mean I should ever taking you fishing with me out on my boat? Would you shot a hole through the bottom just to sink us so you could get away with "cupin a feel?" no.

Originally posted by Secretus
Hot, wanna e-titty ****?
vin

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I wonder what I'd look like if I had at least a cup size bigger. I think a cup size up for you would be awkward. Your breast are supple and perfect for your body. In fact I think your figure is beautiful. If you lived closer I would be stealing you away for hours at a time to paint you.

Originally posted by Secretus
Hot, wanna e-titty ****? OMG that was so lame, yet so money!!!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I think a cup size up for you would be awkward. Your breast are supple and perfect for your body. In fact I think your figure is beautiful. If you lived closer I would be stealing you away for hours at a time to paint you.
Why thank you....If I lived closer...well, I'd be clinging to you like white on rye.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Why thank you....If I lived closer...well, I'd be clinging to you like white on rye. Oh my! That sounds so...so..KINKY!!thumbsup

Am I banned from this thread? I'm not a boy, but... shrug

Originally posted by Syren
Am I banned from this thread? I'm not a boy, but... shrug if you go, we go.

Originally posted by Syren
Am I banned from this thread? I'm not a boy, but... shrug Your welcome to come in.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Oh my! That sounds so...so..KINKY!!thumbsup
vin You want kinky? You've got kinky, lovely.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Your welcome to come in. I feel so much love here.....girl on girl love.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
vin You want kinky? You've got kinky, lovely. wait wait wait time out.. We havent touched "kinky" yet?! ZOMG


TIME IN!!!!toot

Thanks eyes

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OMG that was so lame, yet so money!!!

Line forms to the left, playa.

OMG this is hot. not really. yeah it is.

Girl on girl is the sexnes!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Girl on girl is the sexnes! WTM on Syren on Kelly? lemmee grab some vaseline and french fries.

ZOMG me before Kids!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
wait wait wait time out.. We havent touched "kinky" yet?! ZOMG


TIME IN!!!!toot
To my knowledge, no we haven't! NEW EXPERIMENTS! *Dresses up in white outfit*
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
WTM on Syren on Kelly? lemmee grab some vaseline and french fries.
Hell yes! But...why the french fries?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
WTM on Syren on Kelly? lemmee grab some vaseline and french fries. tv_horror

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
To my knowledge, no we haven't! NEW EXPERIMENTS! *Dresses up in white outfit*

Hell yes! But...why the french fries? use your imagination, silly.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
To my knowledge, no we haven't! NEW EXPERIMENTS! *Dresses up in white outfit*
TO THE SECRET LAB!!!

DADADADADADA LESBOS

DADADADADADADAAAA LESBOS!!!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
ZOMG me before Kids!
Booooooobies! dd
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
use your imagination, silly.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
tv_horror exactly.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
TO THE SECRET LAB!!!

DADADADADADA LESBOS

DADADADADADADAAAA LESBOS!!!
Get on my little stretcher and I'll push you into the lab! I have to do some serious examinations on you..this may be life threatening.

Hmm Gimmie a tbone over fries plz!

wait..if I am the only guy here....and you guys are feeling frisky, all at the same time........

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Get on my little stretcher and I'll push you into the lab! I have to do some serious examinations on you..this may be life threatening. Oh my *faints...tongue Gimmie some action!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wait..if I am the only guy here....and you guys are feeling frisky, all at the same time........ Rj.....tomato

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Oh my *faints...tongue Gimmie some action!



*Tries to jump on top of your stretcher but falls off the other side*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Tries to jump on top of your stretcher but falls off the other side* I told you not to use so much damn Lube!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I told you not to use so much damn Lube!
*Stands up* I didn't mean to! I barely squeezed the bottle and the whole fvcking thing comes squirting out!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Stands up* I didn't mean to! I barely squeezed the bottle and the whole fvcking thing comes squirting out! Rj has that same problem!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Rj has that same problem!
Yeah I figured that out two nights ago..

I have a naughty picture! I'm scared I'm going to get bashed over it though..it's REALLY naughty, but not explicit.

I wanna see!!! btw from the other topic

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I thought I'd post one WITHOUT and akward poses, for the sake of myself...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/Picture069-1.jpg


I want one of thos with my name on it!

This is SO bad..lol. This was taken on Vacation in Alabama.

By the way, I'll make you one of those signs, I'll do it in a second too but I just gotta forewarn ya..I'm not wearing makeup tonight, lol.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Rj.....tomato pffft...what a ripoff.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
This is SO bad..lol. This was taken on Vacation in Alabama.

By the way, I'll make you one of those signs, I'll do it in a second too but I just gotta forewarn ya..I'm not wearing makeup tonight, lol. MEEEOW!!!! I wanna give you a wedgie!

And you better and pfft makeup is over rated!

too much makeup is not a good thing.

lol

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
MEEEOW!!!! I wanna give you a wedgie!

And you better and pfft makeup is over rated!
LOL It looks like I already got one! xd2

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/Picture071.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/Picture070.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/Picture072.jpg

AWWWWWW TY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol you're welcome.

Napkin?

Cardboard thingy.

cool. showing some love, I feel that. it's been a while since snyone has shown me any.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
cool. showing some love, I feel that. it's been a while since snyone has shown me any. I lov ya

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I lov ya

:hug:

Dexter, that sick fukk.

?

showtime series. a serial killer that kills serial killers.

Thats pretty kick ass!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Thats pretty kick ass! yeah, he is a cop to boot.

About time they did there jobs.

Hmm...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

****.

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

OMFG Thats great!!!!!!


Iron this LOL!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
OMFG Thats great!!!!!!


Iron this LOL!
I know! Typical man right?

It was great tho!

Can you f*cking believe they are STILL on about your thread in the GDF?

I know.lol

No threesomes for RJ tonight, he missed his chance by up-and leaving and not even leaving a blow up doll with his face stapled to it. That was extremely rude of him.

Hell-O WTM, Hell-O Kelly.

ZOMG Its the goat!! Hurry Kelly get the knife, Its dinner time!!!

Me? Never, I'll give you the squirts, FROM EVERY ORIFICE!

Originally posted by Scythe
Hell-O WTM, Hell-O Kelly.
Hey poopity pants.
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
ZOMG Its the goat!! Hurry Kelly get the knife, Its dinner time!!!
*Grabs a large butcher knife with bloodstains already on it*

Hell-O ladies, fine ass thread you got 'ere.

Originally posted by Scythe
Hell-O ladies, fine ass thread you got 'ere.
Heheh!

So what's new ladies?

Originally posted by Scythe
So what's new ladies?
Absolutely new, waiting for Sebastian to call in abour 15 minutes, waiting for October 26th to roll around, waiting ...for...well..a LIFE. You?

Less talk, more boobs.

I posted a picture of my ass....but I have an ugly booty.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Absolutely new, waiting for Sebastian to call in abour 15 minutes, waiting for October 26th to roll around, waiting ...for...well..a LIFE. You?

Gettin' by, making the most out of everything of course. Yeah.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I posted a picture of my ass....but I have an ugly booty.

Nah, I'm the one with an ugly booty. haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Men have cute butts.

"Not I" said Roland.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Why the fvck not?

I wasn't blessed with a cute butt? shrug

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll be the judge of that..spankyy

It will be a cold day in Ohio when I post a picture of my ass. haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I wish I could do that.

Everyone can.

Yeah...

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah...
*Whacks you with a stick*

Did that make you happy?

No.

Do it harder then!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well, weather's getting pretty chilly out!!!

Did I say Ohio? I meant hell. haermm

Oo..ow....w...w. my brain..... bthwrnhw0tnw0tn....

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I've been to Ohio before! I went to Kings Island. hanuts

I'm about 300 miles Northeast of King's Island. haermm

Originally posted by Scythe
Oo..ow....w...w. my brain..... bthwrnhw0tnw0tn....
*Rubs your noggin* Better?!

Oh my....

ZOMG I got this as a match on a quiz!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
droolio

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
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translation?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Rubs your noggin*

Wait, soft or hard?

hehehehe

Kelly never specifies.

My turn!

more girls undressing please

Mmmm Kelly Tummydroolio

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Mmmm Kelly Tummydroolio
....Yeah I'm not that small anymore.

I like some coushin for the pushin.

dd Well you can do all the pushin' you want wif me. You have GREAT legs, by the way.

Ok *hooks up you to be my own personal lawnmower!!!*LOL

And ty

Whatever you do, please don't run over me. I don't want to spew out in little chunks to fertilize your damn yard!!!
Welcomesies.

Awww your no FUN!

What's fun about getting run over by a lawnmower?

... when your the lawnmower its fun depending on what kind of "grass" your munching on.LMFAO