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self explainatory

any personal experiences too?

The worst thing to do is forget the condom.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
The worst thing to do is forget the condom.

Originally posted by the welsh one
self explainatory

any personal experiences too?


Be limp.

that would be bad

Originally posted by the welsh one
self explainatory

any personal experiences too?
Rip a loud one.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Rip a loud one.

for some...that is actually a fetish...I saw a video on ebaums about it.


I think the worst thing to do right before sex is sever somethings....

Ejaculate


****.

poop.



unless you're german.


then its the best thing to do.

When the penis is in the girl's ass, the girl cuts a loud one.

Or that the penis is filled with shit because the girl forgot to wipe her ass.

Get a porno mag out to fantasize to cuz you don't really fancy your bird

Originally posted by dadudemon
for some...that is actually a fetish...I saw a video on ebaums about it.


I think the worst thing to do right before sex is sever somethings....
That's true... To each their own.

have your mom/dad/kids walk in as your about to get started

Start getting romantic, and then realize that your boyfriends mom is at home. Thank goodness for that. I would have lost it at 12.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Start getting romantic, and then realize that your boyfriends mom is at home. Thank goodness for that. I would have lost it at 12.

That's pretty nasty.

throw up on your partner

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
That's pretty nasty.

Tell me about it. I would have been some goth hoochie at that time.

I'm so over that, thank goodness.

Get it gurl.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Tell me about it. I would have been some goth hoochie at that time.

I'm so over that, thank goodness.

I think about myself being sexually active at that age and I just can't picture it. At twelve, I'd never even kissed a girl.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Ejaculate


****.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel

Stop quoting your posts, if no one wants to reply they don't have to.

But he's right though.

Another one is eat garlic bread.

Say "Okay, I'm ready, !"

Too true

Before I got married to my husband we went up and spent the weekend at his dads. So were settling down in the floor, naked about to get ready for a ride, When his 15 year old sister walks in! Needless to say we packed our shit and was headed back to our house 4hours away...

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Before I got married to my husband we went up and spent the weekend at his dads. So were settling down in the floor, naked about to get ready for a ride, When his 15 year old sister walks in! Needless to say we packed our shit and was headed back to our house 4hours away...

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Ejaculate


****.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stop quoting your posts, if no one wants to reply they don't have to. I don't give a shit if anyone replies. I just like to see my posts.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I don't give a shit if anyone replies. I just like to see my posts.
Biggest lie I've ever heard.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Biggest lie I've ever heard. Humans see what they want to see, and believe what they want to believe.


****.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I don't give a shit if anyone replies. I just like to see my posts.

me too

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I don't give a shit if anyone replies. I just like to see my posts.

The one time I was having sex with my ex and we were doing it all doggystyle. We thought we were alone. My sister came over and just opened my door to get a DVD, and I screamed. haermm

You're definately not as old as your profile says you are.

Not put a condom on.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You're definately not as old as your profile says you are. You're obviously not as smart as you pretend to be.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Like Ned Flanders right? haermm

Yeah. haermm

But what's hilarious is I didn't even pull out. We finished after she left. haermm

Originally posted by Naz
I'm sure she did too haermm

I didn't hear her over myself. haermm

to mention someone else.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You're obviously not as smart as you pretend to be.
I never said I was smart. That was a pretty good attempt at a comeback though, I'll give you that.

Keep on stopping so you can get a bathroom break.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
That was a pretty good attempt at a comeback though, I'll give you that.


Point proven.



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psych yourself before it... one of the worst things, most of the time it ends up in disappointment

best sex its always the one you don't expect

Originally posted by Reverend Axel

Bite a live chicken's head off so it bleeds all over your partner? srug