Longshot, Wolverine, Starfox & Hercules - singles bar!

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roughrider
All four of these guys have a knack for attracting the opposite sex. So, the newest and biggest singles nightclub has opened in Manhatten, full of supermodels and business-women looking to cut loose; even the Sex & The City cougars are there!
By next morning, who's got the best scorecard??

olympian
Hercules

Then Starfox.

then Longshot, because ya know. Hes gets lucky.

Then Wolverine.

Onikirimaru
Starfox? The nintendo character?

roughrider
Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Starfox? The nintendo character?

No...Eros; Thanos' brother. Can control anyone's emotions through his smile.
Why am I not suprised you picked Hercules to finish first, Olympian?? big grin

Metalmanx
No way. Longshot definitely gets the ladies first. In fact, he'll probably end up taking the ladies away from the rest of them as well.

But I guess I'd say...

1. Longshot (by a longshot. Hah! I kill me)
2. Wolverine
3. Hercules
4. Starfox

armandovalles
1) Hercules - all he has to do is flex his muscles and its like mind control to Ladies.

2) Starfox - he can control people's emotions, but is no match for Herc.

3) Longshot - Is lucky, but sometimes luck wont get u a win, especially when u have a mullet.

4) Wolverine - i dunno, he's hairy, smells like an animal, and acts like one too, so hes not gonna get much ass.

King KAM
Originally posted by armandovalles
1) Hercules - all he has to do is flex his muscles and its like mind control to Ladies.

2) Starfox - he can control people's emotions, but is no match for Herc.

3) Longshot - Is lucky, but sometimes luck wont get u a win, especially when u have a mullet.

4) Wolverine - i dunno, he's hairy, smells like an animal, and acts like one too, so hes not gonna get much ass.
dude, dont underestimate Wolverine, he has that X factor chicks LOVE, look at Warf from Star trek, butt ugly klingon but he gets tons of chicks, because as the rock says, "he gives them that.......special feeling".

olympian
Wolverine never got more tang than Hercules in his life.

Starfox its the contender because of his charm powers.

Longshot next because hes lucky. That doesnt mean hes going to take it all, but lucky as he is we all know hes going to take quite some.

Logan is the last. He once tried to get some with Longshot in the same bar and got fragged. Twice he tried to shag with Hercules in a bar and got fragged.

And the last one, Hercules wasent even in the bar. The gal (owner btw) gave logan a nono and said she was going out with the greek.

Conan comic book wise would be much more an opponent than those three.

King KAM
Originally posted by olympian
Wolverine never got more tang than Hercules in his life.

Starfox its the contender because of his charm powers.

Longshot next because hes lucky. That doesnt mean hes going to take it all, but lucky as he is we all know hes going to take quite some.

Logan is the last. He once tried to get some with Longshot in the same bar and got fragged. Twice he tried to shag with Hercules in a bar and got fragged.

And the last one, Hercules wasent even in the bar. The gal (owner btw) gave logan a nono and said she was going out with the greek.

Conan comic book wise would be much more an opponent than those three.
Wolverine gets more tang than herc.

olympian
"Wolverine gets more tang than herc"

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King KAM
those are all groupies, i herc was sooo cool, someone would actually give a damn about him, which they dont.

olympian
eek!

Hey dont feel bad. Logan at least manages to get some.

xmarksthespot
Any female telepath in the bar would immediately gravitate towards Cyclops if he's there.

King KAM
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Any female telepath in the bar would immediately gravitate towards Cyclops if he's there.
doubt it.....

olympian
"Any female telepath in the bar would immediately gravitate towards Cyclops if he's there."

If they are blonde or red head. Yeah i could see it.

xmarksthespot
Or purple haired... Psylocke, Madelyne Pryor, Emma Frost, and of course Jean Grey.

Wolverine can settle for Jubilee.

olympian
Jean Grey and Madison are red heads.

Psylocke would be the exception tho i recall it being only a flirt.

xmarksthespot
He got more from Psylocke than Wolverine ever would.

olympian
ahaa, that part i didnt remembered.

The classic " i pretend to be a nice guy but come over and ill show how bad i am "

Good going Mr Scott. My respect for you just went up.

"Wolverine can settle for Jubilee"

Is she free for him now stick out tongue

King KAM
Originally posted by olympian
ahaa, that part i didnt remembered.

The classic " i pretend to be a nice guy but come over and ill show how bad i am "

Good going Mr Scott. My respect for you just went up.

"Wolverine can settle for Jubilee"

Is she free for him now stick out tongue
Wolverine has too may haters, so you know hes a player.......

olympian
Your not talking to me then. I know he is a player. But there are who get more.

Or you disagree that for example Conan gets alot more than Logan?

xmarksthespot
Originally posted by olympian
ahaa, that part i didnt remembered.

The classic " i pretend to be a nice guy but come over and ill show how bad i am "

Good going Mr Scott. My respect for you just went up.

"Wolverine can settle for Jubilee"

Is she free for him now stick out tongue Lol. He couldn't get what he wanted from Kitty Pryde so he got himself a new sidekick. shifty

Add to that list the blonde pilot whose name I can't remember.

olympian
"Lol. He couldn't get what he wanted from Kitty Pryde so he got himself a new sidekick"

Good call wink

But in that case doesnt it mans he will get another soon? Well wait and see. Jubby is all grown up now after all.

Blonde pilot......Warbird?

xmarksthespot
No she was an ordinary human freight pilot. I'll try and find out her name.

Jubilee? Grow up? Never...

Edit: Oh she was the captain of a boat sorry. Lee Forrester.

olympian
Well shes more than she used to be around him....

Kitty did. She will get there too.

roughrider
Perhaps I should have added Namor to this group - but knowing him, he'll throw his ego around, saying "You dare not refuse the Avenging Son, Girl." big grin Or, he'll keep mistaking all the blondes for Sue Richards, which will get him a slap - and he'll pimp-slap right back! Bull in a china shop... laughing out loud

Lucid Lui
Longshot. The women love him.

nimrod009
Starfox
Longshot
Wolverine
Hercules
Namor


Sorry Namor sad

nimrod009
Actually I got Hercules and Wolverine the wrong way round. Women would surely prefer the opportunity to sleep with a god over a mutant, haha roll eyes (sarcastic)

roughrider
Women have a sense about Logan's potentcy, though - that he can go all night long. Which he can, thanks to his healing factor. wink

GODSCRIBE
Err, hello? Longshot is the winner here. Women tend to fall in love with him at first glance...it has to do with his aura. There wouldn't be a 2nd, because all the women there would have flocked to longshot.

roughrider
Well, Herc would give him a LITTLE competition.

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