Yoda vs. Spiderman

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GODSCRIBE
I was thinking about this yesterday. It would seriously be a good fight. Both are superhumanly agile and have pre-cog. One is physically strong, the other telepathically. Spideys webs would be cut through fairly easily with a light saber..


Hmm..


But who wins in the end?

jesserw21
yoda...via force choke

Juntai
Yoda wins imo.

Scoobless
no contest, Yoda wins.... same as every other time this thread has been done .... roll eyes (sarcastic)

grey fox
Spidey , but only if he can dodge the lightsaber.

Scoobless
Originally posted by grey fox
Spidey , but only if he can dodge the lightsaber.

GF.... living up to his title of "Naive fool"


yes

stick out tongue

GODSCRIBE
Originally posted by Scoobless
no contest, Yoda wins.... same as every other time this thread has been done .... roll eyes (sarcastic)

spite is bad for one's health.

Scoobless
Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
spite is bad for one's health.

Indeed .... smile

good thing i heven't been spiteful recently .... smile

grey fox
Originally posted by grey fox
Spidey , but only if he can dodge the lightsaber. Originally posted by Scoobless
GF.... living up to his title of "Naive fool"


yes

stick out tongue

Nope , just consider this . Yoda is a extremely old creature who is naturally quite fragile . The only reason he is badass with a lightsaber is because he uses the force to amp himself up . As is the case with dock ock a single well placed class fifteen (or twenty depending on the current incarnation) will take yoda out.

Scoobless
Originally posted by grey fox
Nope , just consider this . Yoda is a extremely old creature who is naturally quite fragile . The only reason he is badass with a lightsaber is because he uses the force to amp himself up . As is the case with dock ock a single well placed class fifteen (or twenty depending on the current incarnation) will take yoda out.

Yoda using TP and TK wont even have to get into a fight with Spidey.... he can take him out from distance

who?-kid
Yoda only wins - if we can call it a "win" - by using his telekinesis and throwing Spider-Man into space the second the fight starts. Has he ever done that by the way ? Even once ??

In all the other scenarios, Yoda is going down. He isn't half as bad ass as some think he is. He hasn't pre-cog either, or at least not in the way Spider-Man has pre-cog.

inamilist
yoda would just bounce spidey off the ground enough times for him to be KO'd

I can't see how spider man combats that use of the force...

who?-kid
Originally posted by inamilist
I can't see how spider man combats that use of the force...
I can. Just a quick web in Yoda's eyes. Or cover him under web. Or a blitz attack.

Yoda fast. Spider-Man faster. Yoda agile. Spider-Man more agile. Yoda low level "pre-cog". Spider-Man true pre-cog.

brainchild81
Yoda just says "Break your own neck you must" Spidey's great willpower would help him resist, but while he's struggling, Yoda could just break his neck w/the force. Yoda wins. The force is too damn much.

who?-kid
Spider-Man is not just gonna stand there. When written right, he'll be bouncing all over Yoda in a split second, and before Yoda realizes what's happening, he'll be eating web. Or Spider-Man's fist. Probably both.

When Spider-Man is outclassed, I'll admit it (for example Spider-Man vs the LT with the IG or such), but it's not like Yoda only has to look to his opponent to win. I never saw him do that. I look at feats, not at "well the Force is this and that so theoretically he could..."

The Force is indeed almighty. True. The wielders of the Force however, aren't. Yoda is a powerhouse in his universe, but in the Marvel Universe, he is nothing special.

brainchild81
Yoda can put shields up can't he? Can't he repel Spidey's attacks away also?

jrodslam
Yoda wins easy.

Swanky-Tuna
Yeah, I vote Yoda too. He's powerful fast and skilled as well. If he needs to, he can slam spidey into a wall and KO him.

GODSCRIBE
Originally posted by brainchild81
Yoda just says "Break your own neck you must" ]

lmaooo,

wow

omg

just...wow.

grey fox
Originally posted by brainchild81
Yoda just says "Break your own neck you must" Spidey's great willpower would help him resist, but while he's struggling, Yoda could just break his neck w/the force. Yoda wins. The force is too damn much.

He wouldn't do that supposedly the 'jedi mind trick' strays more towards the darkside .....

jrodslam
Originally posted by grey fox
He wouldn't do that supposedly the 'jedi mind trick' strays more towards the darkside .....

I wouldnt say that. Obi used in in two movies and Luke used it as well. Yoda even used it in the Clone Wars cartoon series. Its the force choking that is supposedly a sith trait.

grey fox
Originally posted by jrodslam
I wouldnt say that. Obi used in in two movies and Luke used it as well. Yoda even used it in the Clone Wars cartoon series. Its the force choking that is supposedly a sith trait.

Meh , most consider the animated series to be semi canonical.......

jrodslam
Originally posted by grey fox
Meh , most consider the animated series to be semi canonical.......

Ehh, ill concede a bit about that. However Obi and Luke has done it in the movies.

Juntai
Originally posted by jrodslam
I wouldnt say that. Obi used in in two movies and Luke used it as well. Yoda even used it in the Clone Wars cartoon series. Its the force choking that is supposedly a sith trait. Yet, Luke used that as well, in episode 6 entering Jabba's palace.

jrodslam
Originally posted by Juntai
Yet, Luke used that as well, in episode 6 entering Jabba's palace.

That wasnt a fore choke he used on the guards. He just put them to sleep.

grey fox
I still say that yoda has dock ock syndrome , looks powerful ...but a single well placed punch takes him out......

jrodslam
Originally posted by grey fox
I still say that yoda has dock ock syndrome , looks powerful ...but a single well placed punch takes him out......

Wow. Yoda has withstood a full lightning attack as well as a fall from about 100 feet. Jedi are durable as hell. Even so, i dont think Spidey will land a well placed punch.

Wally West
Yoda wins. To much experience, can "see things before they happen", a freakin' lightsaber, and can use the Force to throw Spidey around. Since Spider-Man can't use the Force he has no answer to being pushed around with it.

GODSCRIBE
Originally posted by Wally West
Yoda wins. To much experience, can "see things before they happen", a freakin' lightsaber, and can use the Force to throw Spidey around. Since Spider-Man can't use the Force he has no answer to being pushed around with it.
what about his webs? sad

jrodslam
Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
what about his webs? sad

Yoda deflects lasers. Lasers > webs.

GODSCRIBE
What about his sense of humor sad ?

newjak86
Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
What about his sense of humor sad ? Yodas way funnier then Spidey I mean he is aa 3 foot tall greed dude that is funny

GODSCRIBE
What about his sense of fashion? He tailored his own suit!!

newjak86
Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
What about his sense of fashion? He tailored his own suit!! Yoda wears a cloak, a cloak always screams bad*ass more so then a red and blue spandex costume.

braz
yoda takes this easy via force push into a wall killing spidey on impact, or force pulling him to his saber n slicin n dicinbig grin

snoopdogg
The thing about Star Wars is that the movies, cartoons & comics are all in the same continuity unlike Marvel.

jrodslam
Who says Yoda doesnt ahve a sense of humor?

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/508/yodam02a8ut.th.jpg
http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/7484/yodam03a9qb.th.jpg

Mider
only reason that Yoda dont use a force chocke is cause thats labled as a darkside move and if you use that your part of the darkside such powers as lightning throwing are the same i think that the jedi usually use offensive moves but yeah even in his old age he can pick up a jet with relative ease if joda gets up close to him with that saber its over even if spidey hit him with the web he could get them off with the saber or the force.

steverules
Yoda can't control spidey. In SW2 Anakin was joking around with Padme and I can't remember why but she said to him "Why don't you just use one of you're jedi mind tricks on me?" and Anakin replyed with "It only works on the weak minded!" and spidey isn't weak minded. Just thought I would point that out.

jrodslam
Originally posted by steverules
Yoda can't control spidey. In SW2 Anakin was joking around with Padme and I can't remember why but she said to him "Why don't you just use one of you're jedi mind tricks on me?" and Anakin replyed with "It only works on the weak minded!" and spidey isn't weak minded. Just thought I would point that out.

Wait a minute. Are you serious?

For one, he was right. Mind tricks DO only work on the weakminded. HOWEVER Ani was too weak to do it anyway. All through Ep1. Sids was influencing Padme to make certain decisions. But thats a different story.

Secondly, Spiderman is weakminded in a way. How many times has he been mind controlled or influenced again? Many times. And were talking about Yoda here. Not a padawan.

Either way, Yoda doesnt even have to mind control Spidey. Anything else would suffice.

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