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Wolverine lives hundreds of years, you have more room for error in a fight, great healing factor

con is you will be a manlet

as bruce wayne you are a billionaire playboy who has the great tech and equipments to fight crimes as batman

con is you will get old and die somemday, however you are tall and good looking


so who would you choose

Wolverine

both because as Batverine i can be a kick ass martial arts master

Batman.

With high enough money, prep-time, and intellect, you could find a way to make yourself immortal. Create a synthetic Lazarus pit, engineer and give yourself enhancements/powers, or some such.

Originally posted by Glorificus
Batman.

With high enough money, prep-time, and intellect, you could find a way to make yourself immortal. Create a synthetic Lazarus pit, engineer and give yourself enhancements/powers, or some such. per the OP, immortality is not a option for Batman.

Wolverine, no contest. I'd legit sell my soul for Wolverine's entire powerset.

The guy who gets ripped to shreds 24 times a week (For each team he appears on), vs a guy who knows how not to get hurt.


I'll take the one who doesn't block bullets with his face.

Wolverine is legitimately one of the most dangerous characters in comics. I can only imagine how he would be in our reality.

He'd be easily captured and dissected for eternity.

Originally posted by cdtm
He'd be easily captured and dissected for eternity.

By who?

By zop.

Are you just inheriting their powersets/resources, or are you genuinely being inserted into their narrative circumstances in full?

Originally posted by zopzop
Wolverine, no contest. I'd legit sell my soul for Wolverine's entire powerset. This, I loved his interactions with rogue, kitty and jubilee too. Mentoring.

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Batman because I would give up the whole Superhero gig and concentrate on that playboy lifestyle.

Having a healing factor and super senses would be great n real life, but...

Living for hundreds of years sounds depressing as f**k, all your loved ones would die

You'd have to constantly hide your healing factor, otherwise the government would come after you, living on the run sounds shit

Being only 5'3" sounds not fun



So yeah, I'll take being the 6'2" all-around olympic level athlete with a high-genius level of intellect and 100billion worth of assets.

Wolverine is immortal.


An immortal, hairy, ugly little man who can't get any until the end of time.


And he's a mutant.


Bruce is a handsome man of means, not some "mutie" freak.

There is a Deadpool story, where he occasionally wakes up after being passed out and never remembers how it happened. Eventually, he finds out that he has been shot dead multiple times and had people harvest his organs, while he was regenerating back.

Imagine being Wolverine and getting captured by some really, really bad people. Scary thought. That's why I liked early day Deadpool, who had a teleportation device. It's cool having their powers, but immortality would suck if you were suffering until the end of time. You need to add teleportation on top of that.

I'm gonna go with Batman. Money, brains, gadgets, fame and a dedicated loyal buttler.

Originally posted by carver9
Wolverine is legitimately one of the most dangerous characters in comics. I can only imagine how he would be in our reality.

and Batman isn't? Christ, Carver.

Darn it.

Now PR is ignoring me, I can't even bait an Xmen lover with mutant phobia bigotry🤒

Originally posted by -Pr-
and Batman isn't? Christ, Carver.

They should do a storyline where Batman goes evil

He has more anti Superman strategies then Lex Luthor, and has more success at taking down hero teams then any villain, pretty sure he's been evil since Miller.

Originally posted by cdtm
Darn it.

Now PR is ignoring me, I can't even bait an Xmen lover with mutant phobia bigotry🤒

I'm just desensitized after years of both ends of the spectrum of arguments.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
They should do a storyline where Batman goes evil

ikr?

Originally posted by MrMind
Wolverine lives hundreds of years, you have more room for error in a fight, great healing factor

con is you will be a manlet

as bruce wayne you are a billionaire playboy who has the great tech and equipments to fight crimes as batman

con is you will get old and die somemday, however you are tall and good looking


so who would you choose

Bruce, all day long. Logan is objectively the worst choice of the two.

In real life, Bruce's lifetime injuries would get us hospitalized and in terrible agony before paying for euthanasia

Wolverine swims just fine.

So either all that adamantium doesn't weigh that much or his superhuman physique allows it - or a bit of both.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
In real life, Bruce's lifetime injuries would get us hospitalized and in terrible agony before paying for euthanasia

Counterpoint: you will have access to the best healthcare money can buy.

And the best drugs.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Counterpoint: you will have access to the best healthcare money can buy.

And the best drugs.

RL healthcare would be quite useless in this case, I believe.

But drugs, hell yeah Let's get as high as Wonder Man.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
RL healthcare would be quite useless in this case, I believe.

But drugs, hell yeah Let's get as high as Wonder Man.

Oh crap if we're getting to WM levels I want Logan's HF.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Counterpoint: you will have access to the best healthcare money can buy.

And the best drugs.


That health care being "Alfred".

Have you EVER seen Bruce visit a doctor?

Originally posted by zopzop
a) You'd get used to the 'background' noise/smell/etc... eventually like Wolverine did. I mean Wolverine's senses are superhuman but they aren't Superman level.

Takes time, yes.

Kasper (the original White Tiger) is a good example of that.

Or Wolverine himself from Origin by Paul Jenkins.

But hey, might depend on the person getting the powers. Carver would definitely end up in an asylum & get gangraped by fellow patients...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Takes time, yes.

Kasper (the original White Tiger) is a good example of that.

Or Wolverine himself from Origin by Paul Jenkins.

But hey, might depend on the person getting the powers. Carver would definitely end up in an asylum & get gangraped by fellow patients...


You think Priest invented the first White Tiger in 2002? So I actually know something you don't know about Marvel.

Look up Hector Ayala. Deadly Hands of King Fu #19.

He gets the power of Sons of the Tiger, perhaps you might remember a Bob Diamond in Power Man and Iron Fist, he used to be a member. Hector fights Jack of Hearts to a stand still, in Jacks very first appearance.

Do none of you ****ers read Batman?

Originally posted by -Pr-
Do none of you ****ers read Batman?
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Originally posted by DarkSaint85
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Originally posted by -Pr-
Do none of you ****ers read Batman?

Superman: Did it hurt when you fell from the moon?

Batman: **** me, Clark.

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