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All right guys and gals what are some the best and worst places for sex. ALSO lets please keep all comments PG-13.

Is sex the only thing you ever talk about?

I like how you said keep it PG-13 in this thread

I've never done this, but I imagine a Portapotty would be the worst.


But the best, in my opinion, is a nice comfy bed. 31

Well lets see.. the best... is in the shower or a Bath/Jacuzzi

the worst is in her parents bed...









with them still in it...





...dead

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Well lets see.. the best... is in the shower or a Bath/Jacuzzi

the worst is in her parents bed...









with them still in it...





...dead
oh

While skydiving

Best -At night, outdoors under the moonlight

Worst - Backseat of any car.

Originally posted by Secretus


Worst - Backseat of any car.

I've done that once, and a cop drove by. I was scared as fizzuck

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Is sex the only thing you ever talk about?


Not always, Check out other subjects all thru out KMC.





I like how you said keep it PG-13 in this thread



I PM'd Storm and she told me the thread shouldn't be a problem as long as it stays PG-13.

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
I PM'd Storm and she told me the thread shouldn't be a problem as long as it stays PG-13.

worst: In jail... unwillingly shock

Originally posted by Mairuzu
worst: In jail... unwillingly


That must have been awful.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Is sex the only thing you ever talk about? SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
WTF.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
WTF. HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT
hysterical

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
hysterical

worst: Childrens play ground

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

You're....hilarious. laughcry

Originally posted by Mairuzu
worst: Childrens play ground

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!?!?

Worst: In an african desert

Michael Myers house

Public bathrooms

underwater

Funeral

On the freeway while driving

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
You're....hilarious. laughcry you think?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you think?
yes

Stay on topic you two!

.... best: ON a pile of cash

Originally posted by Secretus
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/pedobear1op8mm8.png

Not him. haermm

In my bed.

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
All right guys and gals what are some the best and worst places for sex. ALSO lets please keep all comments PG-13.
In my opinion the best place to have sex is in a moderate temperatured bedroom, I can't STAND being too cold, it totally ruins everything for me. The WORST place to have sex in my opinion is where I have sex almost every few weeks...a cave.

Best... im telling you... IN A JACUZZI

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Best... im telling you... IN A JACUZZI
Not for the woman, she can contract Urinary Tract Infections.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
a cave.

Sounds romantic if you were a bear.

Ughh.. you ruin my fun!

Back seat of a camel

Originally posted by Secretus
Sounds romantic if you were a bear.
Actually it's really beautiful in a sense. We kind of...fix it up with candles and about 5 blankets back in a cubby hole about 5 foot high and about 6 foot wide. The cave has a tiny waterfall flowing through it that's really loud because it's in a small space and it amplifies the sound...The bad part is the fact that it's like 3 degrees in there.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Back seat of a camel

So I'm just gonna take a wild guess here.

You never had sex in any of the areas, have you?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Actually it's really beautiful in a sense. We kind of...fix it up with candles and about 5 blankets back in a cubby hole about 5 foot high and about 6 foot wide. The cave has a tiny waterfall flowing through it that's really loud because it's in a small space and it amplifies the sound...The bad part is the fact that it's like 3 degrees in there.

Actually the waterfall is cool. Body heat should make up for the temp somewhat. Just do it missionary ..

Originally posted by Secretus
So I'm just gonna take a wild guess here.

You never had sex in any of the areas, have you?

Only on a bed not my fault they were boring and didnt want to do those things.. sigh

oh and the backseat of a car but that was scary shit cause it was in a parking lot.. and once near a house... and once near a park... good times good times

Originally posted by Secretus
So I'm just gonna take a wild guess here.

You never had sex in any of the areas, have you?

Oh, and im just stating where its bad to have sex at.. doesnt mean ive done it there personally

worst in my 1960 car when i was 15
best(so far): in my Cal. King Size Bed
but its not all about where but with who you love and if they are good at ***

Best - Bed
Worst - Volcano/Ocean?/Space/Castle/Attic/Bathroom/Portopotty/Fridge

In a Carribean hot tub.

Originally posted by Dusty
Best - Bed
Worst - Volcano/Ocean?/Space/Castle/Attic/Bathroom/Portopotty/Fridge

lol @ Castle

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
In my opinion the best place to have sex is in a moderate temperatured bedroom, I can't STAND being too cold, it totally ruins everything for me. The WORST place to have sex in my opinion is where I have sex almost every few weeks...a cave.
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Actually it's really beautiful in a sense. We kind of...fix it up with candles and about 5 blankets back in a cubby hole about 5 foot high and about 6 foot wide. The cave has a tiny waterfall flowing through it that's really loud because it's in a small space and it amplifies the sound...The bad part is the fact that it's like 3 degrees in there.
Wow. You're serious? shock

The worst place I had sex was behind a truck in the middle of winter. The best place as far as excitability factor goes was on a hot night in the middle of a football field in the pouring rain.

I had sex in a cemetery once. wasnt too weird il I found out we were having it on top of the girls dead uncles grave.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I had sex in a cemetery once. wasnt too weird il I found out we were having it on top of the girls dead uncles grave.
barkslaugh

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
barkslaugh freaked me out, man.

The best place would be either in a giant robot, given the cockpit is big enough for comfort or in a spacecraft going at warp speed!

The worst I could imagine would be at an abstinence rally or at a preschool... with the teacher... as the children watch in awe.

Best - Vag
Worst - Mouth with Braces

Best for me is the bed.

Worst for me, in a church.

Originally posted by Secretus
Actually the waterfall is cool. Body heat should make up for the temp somewhat. Just do it missionary ..
We do but my arms and below the knees are exposed and I still shiver, lol.
Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Wow. You're serious? shock
Well yeah, I've no reason to lie, sweety.

I don't really have many good quality pictures of the inside because it's so dark in there and my cameras are broke now.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/tmpphppnMjSn.jpg

I'd love to have sex in a cemetary, or mortuary, or in a funeral home, or even in a coffin! That's getting me hot, no joke.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
We do but my arms and below the knees are exposed and I still shiver, lol.

Well yeah, I've no reason to lie, sweety.

I don't really have many good quality pictures of the inside because it's so dark in there and my cameras are broke now.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/tmpphppnMjSn.jpg Is that a smuckers lid on the wall?

Originally posted by SelphieT
I'd love to have sex in a cemetary, or mortuary, or in a funeral home, or even in a coffin! That's getting me hot, no joke.
I'd love the coffin thing. That's always been a fantasy of mine. dd
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Is that a smuckers lid on the wall?
It's a candle lid.

Holy shit, a cave...


why couldnt i think of that

oh wait! they dump dead bodies in our caves duh

Worst: Alligator swamp

Best: Standing next to a table.

Best: In her bed.
Worst: On her/your parents' bed.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Holy shit, a cave...


why couldnt i think of that

oh wait! they dump dead bodies in our caves duh
This cave goes ALL the way under our whole town. Unfortunately we can't fit through but for a specific amount of distance because it gets narrow.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
freaked me out, man.
petpet
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
We do but my arms and below the knees are exposed and I still shiver, lol.

Well yeah, I've no reason to lie, sweety.

I don't really have many good quality pictures of the inside because it's so dark in there and my cameras are broke now.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/tmpphppnMjSn.jpg
That's....romantic, in a juvenile sort of way.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
petpet

That's....romantic, in a juvenile sort of way.
Thank you.

doped

Best..The bedroom or the kitchen...Underwater is good.
Worst..public bathroom

Bedroomwoot

Originally posted by Mairuzu
While skydiving rofl2

Best- Car bonnet. Man. That was awesome.
Worst- Outdoors in winter!

Worst - Inside a T-Rex's mouth

lol

Worse - In a swimming pool filled with young kids

I actually wouldn't mind having sex in a cemetery......so long as neither of us knows the person who's grave we're dishonouring. vin

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I actually wouldn't mind having sex in a cemetery......so long as neither of us knows the person who's grave we're dishonouring. vin

You dirty little girl.


Meet me at the cemetery.

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
All right guys and gals what are some the best and worst places for sex. ALSO lets please keep all comments PG-13.

In your parents bed, while they are there sleeping? I don't know. srug

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I actually wouldn't mind having sex in a cemetery......so long as neither of us knows the person who's grave we're dishonouring. vin

I don't understand why that would be dishonouring someones grave, I mean they are dead and they wouldn't care. Besides, if their spirit really were alive or whatever, they might enjoy seeing something like that going on in the cemetery as opposed to the same old boring squirrels and things that sneak around in the night, the lame fog, etc.

Originally posted by Secretus
You dirty little girl.


Meet me at the cemetery.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I don't understand why that would be dishonouring someones grave, I mean they are dead and they wouldn't care. Besides, if their spirit really were alive or whatever, they might enjoy seeing something like that going on in the cemetery as opposed to the same old boring squirrels and things that sneak around in the night, the lame fog, etc.
Well you know, I just imagined and old rotting corpse getting up and saying; "The impertinence! Would you two please get a room? Honestly!"


srug

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I don't understand why that would be dishonouring someones grave, I mean they are dead and they wouldn't care. Besides, if their spirit really were alive or whatever, they might enjoy seeing something like that going on in the cemetery as opposed to the same old boring squirrels and things that sneak around in the night, the lame fog, etc. Referring to my story? dude, I was having images in my head like in RE2 when the zombies came out of their graves.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Referring to my story? dude, I was having images in my head like in RE2 when the zombies came out of their graves.
Look at my above post- more or less the same thing. yes

I just couldnt stop.....

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I have other places in mind.....know what I mean?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I have other places in mind.....know what I mean?
yes

but alas, PG 13.

Worst place : In a scary movie, cause you'll die...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Worst place : In a scary movie, cause you'll die... not me, if I were in a horror movie, I'd be the one person with a gun.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel


Well you know, I just imagined and old rotting corpse getting up and saying; "The impertinence! Would you two please get a room? Honestly!"


srug




Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Referring to my story? dude, I was having images in my head like in RE2 when the zombies came out of their graves.
What story?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=

What story? Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I had sex in a cemetery once. wasnt too weird il I found out we were having it on top of the girls dead uncles grave.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=

What story?

Oh, that story. That would make my wood shrivel. fear

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh, that story. That would make my wood shrivel. fear well, it freaked me, but at the same time, the risk factor and level of freakiness turned me on even more.

Worst : Anywhere with... ^


(He'll eat your face bag )

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Worst : Anywhere with... ^


(He'll eat your face bag ) only after you eat mah shortz, byatch.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
only after you eat mah shortz, byatch.