School Fundraising Ideas

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child
I was wondering if any of you guys have creative and practical college fundraising ideas to share with a fellow college student here ?

I will be grateful to your contribution.


Thanks in advance.

~Forever*Alone~
bottle drive....

chillmeistergen

Schecter
make and sell crack.

Robtard
Originally posted by Schecter
make and sell crack.

That has overhead though; he may not have the funds to initially start-up either. He's better off selling his mouth and ass on the street or through online prostitution.

Schecter
Originally posted by Robtard
That has overhead though; he may not have the funds to initially start-up either. He's better off selling his mouth and ass on the street or through online prostitution.

i disagree.
the overhead is minimal when considering profit. plus you'll never gain more loyal patrons than in the crack cocaine industry.

Robtard
Originally posted by Schecter
i disagree.
the overhead is minimal when considering profit. plus you'll never gain more loyal patrons than in the crack cocaine industry.

I'm not arguing profit potential, as it's high. I am saying he may not have the initial funds to invest in the crack making/selling industry.

Another thing to consider, he'll also run the risk of upsetting already established crack moguls, which could be potentially dangerous. For a college kid like him, needing some quick cash for books, peddling his flesh is safer in the short run.

chillmeistergen
Armed robbery?

Schecter
Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not arguing profit potential, as it's high. I am saying he may not have the initial funds to invest in the crack making/selling industry.

Another thing to consider, he'll also run the risk of upsetting already established crack moguls, which could be potentially dangerous. For a college kid like him, needing some quick cash for books, peddling his flesh is safer in the short run.

i think you are overestimating the overhead, considering the minimal amount of cocaine needed to produce a substantial amount of crack. also, you underestimate the dangers of peddling one's ass on what very well could be a pimp's territory.

ADarksideJedi
Car wash cook sale book sale there are so many things you can do to raise money in a creative or normal way!Good luck!jm

Robtard
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Armed robbery?

Again... he may not have the money to initially buy the gun, good one though, if he has a gun already or the mean to procure one.

Robtard
Originally posted by Schecter
i think you are overestimating the overhead, considering the minimal amount of cocaine needed to produce a substantial amount of crack. also, you underestimate the dangers of peddling one's ass on what very well could be a pimp's territory.

He also needs the equipment and the know-how to make the crack, if he has the means, then sure, crack is a better option. I'm going on the grounds that he he crack-ignorant.

I thought factored in the pimp-intrusion... I'd rather fend off a pimp than a alpha crack dealer. Though both dangerous, he could as a last resort, employ himself to the pimp, to save himself if need be.

Schecter
as he could offer a cut of his profits to the local drug lord as tribute.

Robtard
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Car wash cook sale book sale there are so many things you can do to raise money in a creative or normal way!Good luck!jm

Car wash: How many people are going to pay one lone dude $10-15 dollars to wah their car?

Cook sale: He has to have the ability to either cook or bake with at least some decent degree; what if he doesn't?

Book sale: Where's he going to get the books to sell; how many can he sell?

botankus
Slave day. Or for a more politically correct idea, have a ho-a-thon

Kelly_Bean
Selling candy bars, avon, asking one of the stands at your football/bastketball/sports games to contribute, etc.

Robtard
Recap:

Bottle Drive
Sponsored Pub Crawl
Make and Sell Crack
Whoring
Armed Robbery
Cook Sale
Book Sale
Car Wash
Slave Day (aka Ho-A-Thon)
Candy Sale
Avon
Asking for contribution (aka Begging)

botankus
I'm voting for the armed robbery of a Wal-mart, then you can have the book, avon, and candy sales.

WrathfulDwarf
Make a Baked Goods sale...wait, that's too high school....throw a block party.

grey fox
Make and Sell Porn

Devil King
Originally posted by grey fox
Make and Sell Porn

Win!

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