KMC Court

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Sol Valentine
Not like the other thread.

You must go through a strict 6-step process to get your worth.

1.Do something that's against the law, like going 100mph over the speed limit or abusing someone
2.File a lawsuit
3. Meet with the lawyer to confirm your complaint
4. Wait 2 months (1 minute in here)
5. Go to court for trial
6. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Whoever loses thier case must face 4 years in prison, or 350 hrs of Community service.

Dusty
No.

Reverend Axel
One time, I divorced someone on KMC. That was interesting.

Sol Valentine
LOL.

Ozone
no expression

Sol Valentine
You like connstantly annoying me, don't you?

Barker
Thanks for the bum.

No, I didn't mean to say bump, mate.




That's my Kramer impression for the night, drive safely everyone. haermm

Mairuzu
huh

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Barker
Thanks for the bum.

No, I didn't mean to say bump, mate.




That's my Kramer impression for the night, drive safely everyone. haermm

Driving safrly is bad for your health.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
Thanks for the bum.

No, I didn't mean to say bump, mate.




That's my Kramer impression for the night, drive safely everyone. haermm Crikey! Mate! $4!


That was my Mist impression

Barker
Please excuse me while I light my spliff.
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Crikey! Mate! $4!


That was my Mist impression
You didn't tell everyone to drive safely.

You want everyone to ****ing die.

**** you.

Sol Valentine
Ay mate!!!!!

That's all I know
dontgetit

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
Please excuse me while I light my spliff.

You didn't tell everyone to drive safely.

You want everyone to ****ing die.

**** you. Hell ****ing yeah. I hate all of you ****ers.

Okay, how's this.


****ing drive safely. Finish your ****ing vodka first. ****ers.


Better?

Barker
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Hell ****ing yeah. I hate all of you ****ers.

Okay, how's this.


****ing drive safely. Finish your ****ing vodka first. ****ers.


Better?
Hey, **** you too man.

Woman. Giggle.

Better, but that's still ****ing bad.

****er.

Sol Valentine
NO! It's like this:

****ers, you mutha****ers better ****ing drive ****ing safely, but you ****ers better ****ing finish your ****ing **** vodka first.

****ers.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
Hey, **** you too man.

Woman. Giggle.

Better, but that's still ****ing bad.

****er. I'm ****ing sick of your ****ing **** shit ****er. Go back to your ****ing pkmnz and mudkipz ****er.

Barker
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I'm ****ing sick of your ****ing **** shit ****er. Go back to your ****ing pkmnz and mudkipz ****er.
**** you. I've had it up to ****ing here with your ****ing music and shitty sigs and your ****ing swearing tendencies. People in Utah don't ****ing do that, that's why Utah > you. That's right, *****. **** you. Hey **** you, a lot of KMCers ****ing play and watch Pokemon.

Sol Valentine
**** is your fav catchphrase.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
**** you. I've had it up to ****ing here with your ****ing music and shitty sigs and your ****ing swearing tendencies. People in Utah don't ****ing do that, that's why Utah > you. That's right, *****. **** you. Hey **** you, a lot of KMCers ****ing play and watch Pokemon. Utah? You're going to bring ****ing Utah into this? ****. You do understand that Utah was ****ing found of on the ****ing basis that one man can have ****ing fifty ****ing wives. Yeah, a ****ing mormon joke. Surprise ****ing surprise, Kill yourself. I don't have these fancy ****ing programs you ****ers use to make good ****ing sigs, so **** off. Finally, you can **** off. ****er.

Barker
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Utah? You're going to bring ****ing Utah into this? ****. You do understand that Utah was ****ing found of on the ****ing basis that one man can have ****ing fifty ****ing wives. Yeah, a ****ing mormon joke. Surprise ****ing surprise, Kill yourself. I don't have these fancy ****ing programs you ****ers use to make good ****ing sigs, so **** off. Finally, you can **** off. ****er.
Utah was ****ing made so that ****ing Easterners wouldn't ****ing burn our ****ing houses to the ****ing ground. ****. I mean, ****. ****. THAT'S ****ING MESSED THE **** UP. AND YOUR ****ING PEOPLE DID IT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, ****ING WHAT THE ****ING ****?

I didn't pay for mine.


*****.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
Utah was ****ing made so that ****ing Easterners wouldn't ****ing burn our ****ing houses to the ****ing ground. ****. I mean, ****. ****. THAT'S ****ING MESSED THE **** UP. AND YOUR ****ING PEOPLE DID IT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, ****ING WHAT THE ****ING ****?

I didn't pay for mine.


*****. I'm not about to comprehend what the **** you just said.

Once again, go **** yourself and die.


****-hole

Sol Valentine
This is getting intresting.

Barker
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I'm not about to comprehend what the **** you just said.

Once again, go **** yourself and die.


****-hole
**** you, and your ****ing torches.

.hae, Baka killed himself from heart strain trying to give himself an erection. ****er.

****-cave.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
**** you, and your ****ing torches.

.hae, Baka killed himself from heart strain trying to give himself an erection. ****er.

****-cave. I'm willing to apologize, if you ****ing are as well.

****?


****.

Sol Valentine
****

Barker
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I'm willing to apologize, if you ****ing are as well.

****?


****.
**** you, I'll apologize when Kelly stops posting pictures.

*****.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
**** you, I'll apologize when Kelly stops posting pictures.

*****. I accept.


********************

Sol Valentine
Case of Reverend Axel v.s. Barker.

Barker owes Reverend Axel $2000.00 in check.

lord xyz
duplicate thread?

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
One time, I divorced someone on KMC. That was interesting. I got divorced from my ex for real... that was better.

Barker
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Case of Reverend Axel v.s. Barker.

Barker owes Reverend Axel $2000.00 in check.
**** you, I'll give him a Money Order.

****ing tell me what to do. ***** please.
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I accept.


********************
Fine.

*.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I got divorced from my ex for real... that was better. Always trying to one-up me.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
**** you, I'll give him a Money Order.

****ing tell me what to do. ***** please.

Fine.

*. I love you. You ****.

Barker
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I love you. You ****.
Hold hands? ****.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
Hold hands? ****. No, you ****er.


Okay, I will. ****

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Barker
**** you, I'll give him a Money Order.

****ing tell me what to do. ***** please.

Fine.

*.

Alright, put it in a money order and and send it via mail.

Barker
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
No, you ****er.


Okay, I will. ****
That's ****ing right.

No one can resist the ****ing temptation of freshly washed, soft bear fur.

*****.
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Alright, put it in a money order and and send it via mail.
What the **** did I say about telling me what to do?

*****, don't ****ing start with me, I've had a rough night. Treat me nice.

Sol Valentine
Do it yourself ****er.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
That's ****ing right.

No one can resist the ****ing temptation of freshly washed, soft bear fur.

*****.

What the **** did I say about telling me what to do?

*****, don't ****ing start with me, I've had a rough night. Treat me nice. ****ing true

Sol Valentine
Not true.

Syren
Edit.

Whoops.

Sol Valentine
I'm gonna sue you.

Barker
Hey Syren, why don't you come down to the HP Fiction forum and get HS6 to update.. 13

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Not like the other thread.

You must go through a strict 6-step process to get your worth.

1.Do something that's against the law, like going 100mph over the speed limit or abusing someone
2.File a lawsuit
3. Meet with the lawyer to confirm your complaint
4. Wait 2 months (1 minute in here)
5. Go to court for trial
6. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Whoever loses thier case must face 4 years in prison, or 350 hrs of Community service.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/fail-motivational.jpg

Sol Valentine
Phail, I have a 6-pack
13jockey2

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