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So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!

Your a dumbass

Originally posted by Kevy2007
Your a dumbass

Care to elaborate?

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!
crylaugh




Priceless. laughcry

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her! durlaugh

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Originally posted by Kevy2007
Your a dumbass

Originally posted by Kevy2007
Your a dumbass

Also, "You are a dumbass" or my favorite, "You're a dumbass."

Originally posted by Scythe
Also, "You are a dumbass" or my favorite, "You're a dumbass." ROFL you guys just got grammar owned!

How does the blame get placed on me now...? Some dude pulled off a dumb pick up line and I'm a dumbass? Hahahaha!

Originally posted by Scythe
How does the blame get placed on me now...? Some dude pulled off a dumb pick up line and I'm a dumbass? Hahahaha! Its just fun to say, dumbass.

Did he get the poon?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Its just fun to say, dumbass.

Yeah, you have a point there, I love using that word. I like using the word jackass too. "You jackasses!" It's great!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Did he get the poon?

Doubt it.

Brilliant.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Brilliant.

In a weird kinda way, yeah, I guess it is, but I can't really see how many times it might work.

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, you have a point there, I love using that word. I like using the word jackass too. "You jackasses!" It's great!



Doubt it.


Sucks for him... at least he gets to keep his last name

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Sucks for him... at least he gets to keep his last name

I'm sure he won't mind that. Hahaha.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Sucks for him... at least he gets to keep his last name
laughcry

Originally posted by Scythe
In a weird kinda way, yeah, I guess it is, but I can't really see how many times it might work.

It's like something out of The Office.

Who the hell even uses pick up lines?

Just introduce yourself.

****ers.

Originally posted by Barker
Who the hell even uses pick up lines?

Just introduce yourself.

****ers.

Don't knock it...

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!


OH AWESOME!!! I am going to have to use that pick up line on my wife....I could probably get in her pants with that!!!!



TEH COOLIES!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
OH AWESOME!!! I am going to have to use that pick up line on my wife....I could probably get in her pants with that!!!!



TEH COOLIES!!!

Nah. Won't work for you.

Or she might just surprise you, and say she wants her old one back.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
ROFL you guys just got grammar owned!

Grammar is an adverb now?

Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
Grammar is an adverb now? ROFL! You just grammar owned me!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Or she might just surprise you, and say she wants her old one back.


















cry



crybaby

Originally posted by dadudemon
















cry



crybaby Bipolar much?

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her! ~seems like an Xyz moment there~

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her! Smack them all!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Or she might just surprise you, and say she wants her old one back.

Heeheehee.......

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Smack them all!

I intend to.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Bipolar much?

I thought it was funny but then realized that I was majorly pwned.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I thought it was funny but then realized that I was majorly pwned.

It's okay. You're still awesome in my book. If your wife leaves you, I'll be here to pick up the pieces

Originally posted by SelphieT
It's okay. You're still awesome in my book. If your wife leaves you, I'll be here to pick up the pieces

So when his wife leaves him, she'll make sure to cut him into many pieces??

Originally posted by dadudemon
















cry



crybaby
barkslaugh

Originally posted by Scythe
So when his wife leaves him, she'll make sure to cut him into many pieces??

Yeah maybe, and I will be the one with the rusty needle, and assorted threads

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
barkslaugh


Sup, DA? How you?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Sup, DA? How you?
Bored...and somehow in a pissy mood. You?

Bored. Bored and Bored, boo. Who made you pissed? Point me at 'em!

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Bored. Bored and Bored, boo. Who made you pissed? Point me at 'em!
Haha, my mother. confused And being bored and having no one to talk to isn't really helping much.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Haha, my mother. confused And being bored and having no one to talk to isn't really helping much.

You could entertain people with said pick-up line...

Originally posted by Scythe
You could entertain people with said pick-up line...
Entertain who?

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Entertain who? Did it hurt?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?




........Are you two playing mind games with me?

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Did what hurt?




........Are you two playing mind games with me? When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
Nice one. ..........It worked.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Nice one. ..........It worked. you have never heard that one before?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you have never heard that one before?
Yup, but it's never worked from some reaoson. Maybe it's just you.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Yup, but it's never worked from some reaoson. Maybe it's just you. could be......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
could be......
yes

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
yes I'll just go with it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'll just go with it.

...

Originally posted by Scythe
...

Rargh!

Gugh!

Originally posted by Scythe
Rargh! woof?

ermm

Originally posted by Syren
ermm those pants look great on you....wanna know where'd they look even better?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
woof?
Meow. vin

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!






I have to agree that was pretty lame, I had a guy try to ask me out once using this one " excuse me ms. can I have a band aid I scratched my knee falling for you"

Originally posted by KFox9r9r
I have to agree that was pretty lame, I had a guy try to ask me out once using this one " excuse me ms. can I have a band aid I scratched my knee falling for you"
Oh, pfft. I'd've shown him to the nearest clinic. doped

Originally posted by KFox9r9r
I have to agree that was pretty lame, I had a guy try to ask me out once using this one " excuse me ms. can I have a band aid I scratched my knee falling for you"

Hahah.

I always liked the "you know what'll look good on you? Me" line.

It still isn't as bad as: ''It's my AIDS, but it could become your AIDS.''

Oh dear, thats lame as lame can be.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Oh, pfft. I'd've shown him to the nearest clinic. doped

Appropriate place since you also broke his heart.

I know .. I know .. lame.

Originally posted by Secretus
Appropriate place since you also broke his heart.

I know .. I know .. lame.
You're a mystery, you know that?

That's friggin' hilarious man!

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
You're a mystery, you know that?

For only you to solve. inlove

Originally posted by Secretus
For only you to solve. inlove
Heh......... I'm no Nancy Drew, thanks.

Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!

what kind of chat up line is that

he was probably preparing that for weeks

Originally posted by Secretus
For only you to solve. inlove thats my pie, byatch.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
right?
Yup. yes

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Yup. yes mmm....best pie ever..... tongue12

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
mmm....best pie ever..... tongue12
What flavor?

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
What flavor? lets see...paradise flavor?

Oh...kay. vin

Originally posted by Kevy2007
Your a dumbass
That was rude...

indeed it was.

It's alright, it wasn't anything harsh, and we're all entitled to have a say.

wanna touch mah glow stick?