Hey Kram3r, Yeah, You

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Barker
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ADAM TIMO ATTACK

313 POWER
100 ACCURACY
13PP

.HAE



SO I HERD YOU LIEK ADAM TIMOS

Kram3r
**** OFF WITH ****ING ADAM ****ING TIMO THAT ****ING LONG AND HIGH ****ING JUMPING ****** WHO IS REALLY GOOD AT ****ING FOOTBALL, ****ING MARRY HIM YOU ****ING ******, YEAH, YOU.

Barker
**** YOU AND YOUR ****ING LAIM ROACH WHO THE ****ING HELL WAS THAT, SOME ****ING SOCCER REJECT? YOU KNOW WHAT? **** HIM. AND **** YOU. AND **** THAT MURRAY YOU'RE ALWAYS ****ING GOING ON ABOUT.


KRAMER IS ****ING STALKING ME, HELP.

Kram3r
**** YOU ****ING WARREN BROOKS IS A GHEY ****ING PRINCIPAL KKZ!?!?!?!?! DIXIE HIGH IS BETTER AND SO IS PINE VIEW EVEN THOUGH IT IS TEH GHEY WHICH MUST MEAN U IS EVEN MORE TEH GHEY ****ING UNDERSTAND. ALSO I THINK I BUSTED A BRAIN CELL TYPING LIKE ****ING JACOPE ****ING X OR WHATEVA HE CALLS HIM ****ING SELF HE THINKS HE'S MAD BUT I ****ING TELL YOU HE ****ING ISN'T BECAUSE ****ING SOCCER IS ****ING BORING AND ****ING NFL AND ****ING BASEBALL IS BETTER EVEN THOUGH ****ING NFL IS BETTER THAN ****ING BASEBAL, TRUE NO!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? OKAY THANKS FOR THIS SHIT THREAD, KTHNXBAI!!!!

Tattoo
****ING HELL WHAT THE **** IS UP WITH THIS ****ING THREAD? ARE YOU TWO ****ING GAY ASS ****ERS GOING TO KEEP TALKING LIKE THIS? BUT I AGREE SOCCER IS ****ING SHIT AND NOT THE GOOD GHETTO SLANG SHIT MEANING GOOD I MEAN SHIT THAT SUCKS ****ING ANUS. FOOTBALL IS DA BOMBDIGGITY *****.

Mišt
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8541/gameeq9.jpg

Kram3r
****ING CHANGE YOUR ****ING SIG. THE LOL. PWNT. 131 WANK IS OLD, SHIT. HAERMM

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kram3r
****ING CHANGE YOUR ****ING SIG. THE LOL. PWNT. 131 WANK IS OLD, SHIT. HAERMM stick out tongue

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
****ING CHANGE YOUR ****ING SIG. THE LOL. PWNT. 131 WANK IS OLD, SHIT. HAERMM

****ING STFUKTHXBAI JUST GOT ONLINE HAVENT HAD ****ING TIME TO MAKE A ****ING SIG **** **** **** KRAMER IS GAY **** ****ING FCUK LOL I SAID FCUK HAIBAIURGAI!

Mišt
FORGOT TO HAERMM. ****.

Rogue Jedi

Vinny Valentine
The KMC OTF has hit an all time low.

Thanks Kramer, Barker.

Rogue Jedi
you mean it could actually get lower? laughing out loud

Kram3r
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The KMC OTF has hit an all time low.

Thanks Kramer, Barker.

Hey Neil, shut the **** up. smile

Mišt

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
http://deseretnews.com/gallery/photos/397707_DN.jpg

ADAM TIMO ATTACK

313 POWER
100 ACCURACY
13PP

.HAE



SO I HERD YOU LIEK ADAM TIMOS

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070922/i/r3555291463.jpg



JAMES LAURINAITIS DEFEND

999 TACKLE POWER
500 FUMBLE CAUSING
WHATEVER THE HELL PP MEANS

.HAE


LOOK AT BARKER OVER THERE WITH HIS TIMO!

Kram3r
YEAH, OKAY, WHATEVER, STFU ROLAND THIS IS BETWEEN ME, BARKER AND ADAM TIMO. haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
YEAH, OKAY, WHATEVER, STFU ROLAND THIS IS BETWEEN ME, BARKER AND ADAM TIMO. haermm

I wish BYU would schedule Ohio State and Laurinaitis wasn't going to the NFL next year, so he could slam Timo and break his facemask. haermm

Barker
YOU BITCHES JUST WAIT, WHEN TIMO'S WINNING THE HEISMANN AND YOU'RE ALL EATING YOUR ****ING TIMO-OS FOR BREAKFAST, YOU'LL REMEMBER THIS THREAD AND YOU'LL BE ALL "OH MAN, BARKER TOTALLY CALLED IT. I FEEL LIKE MORE OF A DUMBASS THAN THAT CHICK WHO GOT ****ED BY KRAMER AFTER AUSTRALIA HOSTED THE OLYMPICS THAT ONE TIME."

Kram3r

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
YOU BITCHES JUST WAIT, WHEN TIMO'S WINNING THE HEISMANN AND YOU'RE ALL EATING YOUR ****ING TIMO-OS FOR BREAKFAST, YOU'LL REMEMBER THIS THREAD AND YOU'LL BE ALL "OH MAN, BARKER TOTALLY CALLED IT. I FEEL LIKE MORE OF A DUMBASS THAN THAT CHICK WHO GOT ****ED BY KRAMER AFTER AUSTRALIA HOSTED THE OLYMPICS THAT ONE TIME."

WE HELD IT ****ING TWICE YOU ****ING ****, ****ING STOP WITH THE AUSTRALIA REMARKS, I ****ING LOVE MY ****ING COUNTRY IF YOU WANT ME TO ****ING PROVE IT BY MAKING A VIDEO OF SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM THEN ****ING SAY SO, OKAY!??! ON SECOND THOUGHT DON'T, I KNOW YOU GET OFF ON THAT SHIT AND I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHTS KNOWING THAT ~HAERMM~ ETC.

Reverend Axel
WHY ARE YOU STUPID ****ING ****ERS YELLING AND/OR TALKING WITH THE ****ING CAPS LOCK ON. YOU DUMB ****S.

Kram3r
BECAUSE IT'S THE NEW ****ING TREND ****ING GET IT, OKAY GOOD, ****, YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE ****ING BLOWS, IT'S ALL "I'M AXEL A LOSER LEAVE A MESSAGE", WTF IS THAT SHIT?! CASE CLOSED.

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
TIMO IS ****ING LACTOSE ****ING INTOLERANT YOU ****ING RACIST ****, ****ING APOLOGIZE TO THE ****ING TIMO FAMILY AND ****ING SNOW CANYON HIGH FOR THAT ****ING REMARK, SHITFACE. haermm

WHAT THE **** DOES THAT HAVE TO ****ING DO WITH LAURINAITIS SMASHING HIS ****ING FACE****INGMASK IN THE ****ING GROUND SO HE BREAKS HIS ****ING NOSE AND TEARS HIS ****ING ACL THEN IS DONE FOR THE ****ING SEASON? haermm

Reverend Axel
HOLY ****ING SHIT. WHAT THE **** DID I DO TO PISS OFF THIS DUMB ****ING AUSTRALIAN? COULD IT BE BECAUSE HIS COUNTRY BLOWS AMERICAS RIGHT ****ING NUT? I THINK THAT IS THE EXACT ****ING REASON WHY THIS ****ING **** AUSTRALIAN ****ING SAID SOME SORT OF ****ING SHIT TO MY ANUS. THAT ****ER. WHAT THE **** AM I ****ING TALKING ABOUT?

OH YEAH, BARKER. **** YOU!

Mišt
****ING WHAT THE SWEET HELL IS ****ING GOING ON IN HERE, IS THIS SOME ****ING QUEER BAR OR SOME ****ING BULLSHIT? YOU ****ERS MAKE ME SICK, I JUST WANT TO ****ING **** ALL OVER THE ****ING PLACE! MOTHER****ERS AND YOUR ****ING SHOES, THATS ****ING WHAT.

Barker
HEY YOU QUEERS SHUT THE **** UP. I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK WITH ALL THIS ****ING SHIT GOING ON.
WHY DON'T YOU ****ERS JUST GO TO HELL AND ARGUE THERE. STUIPD ****ING BITCHES. HAVE SOME ****ING CONSIDERATION. AND AXEL, THAT CHICK HAS A ****ING SLUG ON HER FACE. MAYBE THE ****ING CAMERA MAN SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER. WOULD HAVE BEEN THE CONSIDERATE THING TO DO. **** HIM. AHIA STATE. .HAE
**** YOU KRAMER, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ****ING GO DOWN MIST'S MURRAY.

**** ALL OF YOU. EXCEPT YOU, BARKER.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The KMC OTF has hit an all time low.

Thanks Kramer, Barker.
Lawl. You're one to talk.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
Lawl. You're one to talk. ouch

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
HEY YOU QUEERS SHUT THE **** UP. I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK WITH ALL THIS ****ING SHIT GOING ON.
WHY DON'T YOU ****ERS JUST GO TO HELL AND ARGUE THERE. STUIPD ****ING BITCHES. HAVE SOME ****ING CONSIDERATION. AND AXEL, THAT CHICK HAS A ****ING SLUG ON HER FACE. MAYBE THE ****ING CAMERA MAN SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER. WOULD HAVE BEEN THE CONSIDERATE THING TO DO. **** HIM. AHIA STATE. .HAE
**** YOU KRAMER, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ****ING GO DOWN MIST'S MURRAY.

**** ALL OF YOU. EXCEPT YOU, BARKER.

Lawl. You're one to talk.

BYU still sucks. haermm

Kram3r
AUSTRALIA IS THE ****ING GREATEST ****ING CUNTRY EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.laurelcanyonthebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/map.australia.jpg

Passione
Second is Italy!

Reverend Axel
Everything is pointless except Tasmania.

Kram3r
Ignore the arrows, kthanxbai. haermm

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kram3r
Ignore the arrows, kthanxbai. haermm I'LL IGNORE WHATEVER THE **** I WANT TO ****ING IGNORE. DON'T ****ING TELL ME WHAT THE **** TO ****ING DO YOU ****ING ****.

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
AUSTRALIA IS THE ****ING GREATEST ****ING CUNTRY EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.laurelcanyonthebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/map.australia.jpg

So my ****ing friend is ****ing dropping me off and this ****er grabs my shirt and I'm like "FUUUUCK ME!"

Kram3r

Mišt
I should profile that quote haermm


Like...tomorrow, or something...ermmnone

Mišt
Vgt7hKZKvjk

crylaughcrylaugh

Kram3r

Kram3r
Just wanted to say profiled as well. haermm

Barker
TAKE YOUR ****ING SHIT ELSEWHERE, THIS IS TIMO'S THREAD ****FACES.

Röland
TIMO SUCKS WAIT TILL HE PLAYS COLORADO. haermm

silver_tears
You're all ****s.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Kram3r
**** YOU ****ING WARREN BROOKS IS A GHEY ****ING PRINCIPAL KKZ!?!?!?!?! DIXIE HIGH IS BETTER AND SO IS PINE VIEW EVEN THOUGH IT IS TEH GHEY WHICH MUST MEAN U IS EVEN MORE TEH GHEY ****ING UNDERSTAND. ALSO I THINK I BUSTED A BRAIN CELL TYPING LIKE ****ING JACOPE ****ING X OR WHATEVA HE CALLS HIM ****ING SELF HE THINKS HE'S MAD BUT I ****ING TELL YOU HE ****ING ISN'T BECAUSE ****ING SOCCER IS ****ING BORING AND ****ING NFL AND ****ING BASEBALL IS BETTER EVEN THOUGH ****ING NFL IS BETTER THAN ****ING BASEBAL, TRUE NO!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? OKAY THANKS FOR THIS SHIT THREAD, KTHNXBAI!!!! You never told me anything, you are as funny as paint chipping off a wall.

Go jump off the nearest window.

And that goes these other bitches.

Barker
Originally posted by JacopeX
You never told me anything, you are as funny as paint chipping off a wall.

Go jump off the nearest window.

And that goes these other bitches.
The fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

Röland
Originally posted by JacopeX
You never told me anything, you are as funny as paint chipping off a wall.

Go jump off the nearest window.

And that goes these other bitches.

My nearest window is 5 feet off the ground. haermm

Barker

JacopeX
^Typical ****tards.

DOn't mind them. Avatar says it all. wink

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
I'd have to climb up, because I'm pretty much in the basement. haermm

Not this time. I'll bet I'm the first one laid off! Just the thought of having to go to the state unemployment office and stand in line with those SCUMBAGS...

Barker

JacopeX
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4020/pizarrojh2.png

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
What?

BYU?

The fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

Hey Rolandman.... watch out for your cornhole.

OSU?

There's two more people we can easily lose, and then there's Tom Smykowski... He's useless.

Röland
Originally posted by JacopeX
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4020/pizarrojh2.png

Shouldn't you be off making some more awesome soccer videos?

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Baiting?

Nah, not you.

SC?


I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS. I'M GOOD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE. ...

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

JacopeX NEVER baits, we all just bash em 24/7. Didn't you know that?


DA?

Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

Barker

JacopeX
Why do you hate me?

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Well yeah, we all devote our time to making fun of him and taking the time to make pictures about our hatred for him.

.HAE?

Don't worry man, I won't tell anyone either. Who the **** was that?

Hurry jump in the bandwagon, it's getting pretty full!

.SHAKE?

Want to go to Chotchkie's? Get some coffee?

Röland
Originally posted by JacopeX
Why do you hate me?

We don't, Kramer is the one who says shit about you then you call us "****tards."

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Don't worry, we have Thorinn's Texan pick up truck coming about ten!

.BAKA?

Yeah, let's do that. Let's do exactly that.

That truck is waterlogged. haermm

.SRUG

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Fridays.

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
WTF? Who logs one underwater? haermm

.FU

Stay White, Quahog.

Thorinn? haermm

.NAHFIRENE

Eheheheheheh, propane.

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Well, he was flooded out. haermm

.UPYOURSORIRENESOOHIMTERRIBLE

That depends. Do you really want my help or are you just asking random questions?

What's a hypotenuse?

I know. haermm

.LAWLZ

I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

Oh. That is not right, Michael.

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Oh. haermm

haermm

What's your favorite Madonna album?

I like her early work.

If his answer is anything other than "I've never bought one," you've got a gay.

haermm x 2

If he bleeds acid for blood, you've got a gay.

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
*Gay turns into huge monster and attacks*

*Doctor dives for desk and pulls out gun.*

*Doctor proceeds to shoot the hell out of the monster*

Not this time, nancy boy.

Would you also like to see My Giant with Billy Crystal?

Ugh, god no.

Barker

Kram3r
Wtf?

Röland

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Wtf?

Jacope was all pissed at you. haermm

RogerRamjet
i hate american...

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Kebert Xela. haermm

You call those cheap implants boobs? Those aren't boobs! They're lies!

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
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WHAT?!

Hi. Ehehehehe.

(Brian walks in with injuries from getting beat up by Stewie)

Tom Brady: What happened to you?

Brian: I, uhh, I fell down the stairs.

Stewie: Hmmm, you should be more careful next time.

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
You have money for mustaches, eh?

How much that fake mustache cost, huh?

Barker

Mr.Biscuits

Barker
I'm a bear, and Roland just shaved his chicken. biscuits

Piggle Humsy

shin_gear
...I'm going to bookmark the first page. It is so ridiculously funny that I just have to do it.

I'll also put the link to it in my profile. smokin'

Barker
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
leftright
Oh right, you can't shave a chicken. steeks

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by shin_gear
...I'm going to bookmark the first page. It is so ridiculously funny that I just have to do it.

I'll also put the link to it in my profile. smokin'

Why don't you just marry it?

haermm

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by Kram3r
Wtf?

shin_gear
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Why don't you just marry it?

haermm Because I'd rather bookmark it. 131

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by shin_gear
Because I'd rather bookmark it. 131

Is that code for sex it? 131

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
I'm a bear, and Roland just shaved his chicken. biscuits

The feck? crylaugh

Kram3r
You people are seriously the most ****ed sons of bitches I've come across and I know shitloads of ****ed up bitches, mostly emos. haermm

I don't know how they know me, they just do, they're all "Hi Kram3r" and I'm all like "Bye random, but nice to see you again, drop us a line...or don't, seriously don't, I know a Mormon from Utah and he can put a spell on you because he's not from earth and I heard he doesn't like Nicholas Cage movies haermm".

haermm

Mišt
****ing Nicholas Cage movies, **** me, its like Utah with churches, cant even **** my own wife, **** haermm

Kram3r

Mišt
**** me, who does this ****er think he is, telling me I cant **** Kram3r's ****ing wife haermm

Rogue Jedi
****ing people think they can ****ing tell a mother****er what to ****ing do? **** them!!!

Mišt
NaP2XuY1pCk

Check this one out Kram3r, I was laughing so hard crylaugh

Kram3r
I know!!! I saw that one on TV!!! crylaugh

Mišt
Air guitar on stage FTW crylaugh crylaugh

Shepard
**** ****** *****

Shepard
big grin

Barker
Haha, you were born in '92.

Thorrin
herbshock

Barker
Texans for the win.

Unless they're playing the Chargers.

Thorrin
Texans can whip their ass's. ermmnone


Well once Green comes back.


No pun intended. 13

Kram3r
Why the f*ck are you dog c*nts missin' the videos? F*cking watch them, assholes.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Shepard
big grin Tool fan, I assume?

Reverend Axel
i7iXbWsO4ik

Barker
Originally posted by Thorrin
Texans can whip their ass's. ermmnone


Well once Green comes back.


No pun intended. 13
Not with ****ing Chambers in the lineup. 13

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Dave_97
kmc used to have good threads.

This was not one of them.

Coldfire
Originally posted by Dave_97
kmc used to have good threads.

This was not one of them.
Agreed lol.

Rogue Jedi
Kram3r was funny as hell.

Coldfire
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Kram3r was funny as hell.
He was pretty funny smile

Rogue Jedi
His vids were haermm

Coldfire
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
His vids were haermm
Sometimes stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
I lulz'd. Even the time he made one about someone close to me at the time I couldn't help but giggle.

Barker
Originally posted by Dave_97
kmc used to have good threads.

This was not one of them.

Dave_97
YES, KMC IS BACK

sadmemories20

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