Sheng Long

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shin_gear
Sheng Long, the once supposed master of Ryu and Ken

http://pmstrad.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/sf_sheng_long.jpg
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It is a fact that only those who can defeat Sheng Long in battle could stand a chance against Ryu.

http://www.streetfighter.com.br/boatos/sheng_long03.jpg
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It should be noted that the early English localizations of the Street Fighter II games referred to a "Master Sheng Long" as Ryu and Ken's master. The name was derived from Ryu's winning quote in the arcade version of the original game.
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http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd89/ils411/shenlong.jpg

http://www.ionlitio.com/images/2007/06/sheng_long_ryu.jpg

There you have it folks. You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance. boxing

Respect Sheng Long or else! beware

Violent2Dope
You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance!

shin_gear
Straight up!

Sado22
you must spank men to stand a chance!

shin_gear
...

Violent2Dope
DON'T F*CK WITH SHEN LONG FOOL! YOU WILL NEVER STAND A CHANCE! durbeware

shin_gear
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
DON'T F*CK WITH SHEN LONG FOOL! YOU WILL NEVER STAND A CHANCE! durbeware Someone who's got sense around here!

By the way, I made a mistake earlier. It's Sheng Long.

shin_gear
"You must first be barefooted to stand a chance." lol

shin_gear
So, who respects Sheng Long?

~The you-must-first-be-castrated-to-stand-a-chance-shin_gear smokin'

Edit: Ok, f*ck? I just again heard the first second or two of Crawling by Linkin Park and it seemed it had something to do with me looking at Sheng Long's pic. erm

Superboy Prime
Sheng Long is the shit.

shin_gear
Sheng Long is a joke, an April Fool's joke literally and he's actually meant to be Gouken.

I'd make an SBP respect thread if I could. 131

shin_gear
Originally posted by Sado22
you must spank men to stand a chance! You must defeat Sheng Long to post in my thread! mad

Sado22
you must visit fightingworld.bravehost.com to stand a chance mad

Darkstorm Zero
you and your shameless plugs. stick out tongue

Sado22
laughing
where you been all this time man? its sure has been a long time. well...at any rate, nice to have you back darko.

~Sado

Darkstorm Zero
Been busy dude...

I had to go get a 2nd job...

shin_gear
You must defeat Sheng Long to get a third job. smokin'

j/k

Sol Valentine
So that means I have three jobs:
1. Jr.High School student
2. KMC Member
3.Sheng Long B!tchslapper.

Darkstorm Zero
I must defeat an ECM April fools character?

DONE!

*A few seconds later*
Damn dude, Cyber Akuma was harder 'n' that!

shin_gear
It's been a while since I saw DZ joke like that. Yay for DZ! ermmhug

Darkstorm Zero
Happy Dance

shin_gear
You're still a fanboy though. smokin'

Darkstorm Zero
vampire

You kan kiss my big hairy freckled stone aged @$$!!!

Sol Valentine
too much info!!!

shin_gear
Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
vampire

You kan kiss my big hairy freckled stone aged @$$!!! Are you Demetri Maximoff? If so, why are you disguised as Shin Gouki?

Darkstorm Zero
......................

Er?

No, I am not Demitri, or Shin Gouki........

I am the master of Chilli! Seriously!

shin_gear
Lol we're so off-topic! eek!

It feels so good...

You have been a self-proclaimed rational fanboy since I met you. smokin'

Darkstorm Zero
I was?...........

I admitted to being a fan of 2D fighters.........

Sol Valentine
I want to know how many times Ken beat Ryu and Ryu beat Ken,

Darkstorm Zero
Ken defeated Ryu twice to my knowlege, and Ryu defeated Ken twice.

Sol Valentine
So a 2:2 win ratio?

Capcom better make one last fight.

shin_gear
Capcom better get off their f***'in lazy asses and start working on SF4. DMC is shit.

Sol Valentine
LOL so is RE5.

shin_gear
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
LOL so is RE5. Straight up...

I want to see an SF and DBZ crossover.

Darkstorm Zero
................ Capcom is to busy with that SF Revival project and SF2 HD...

shin_gear
They've wasted there time and money on making shit DMC4.

Darkstorm Zero
Where is Capcom of Jamaica when you need 'em!

shin_gear
Wtf profiling...

Sol Valentine
No! Capcom of Berlin is da shit!

Violent2Dope
Seriously tho, Capcom needs to finish SF and DS.

Sol Valentine
They might, but probably in another title.

Like Project Hadoken.

shin_gear
Project Hadouken sounds tight.

Darkstorm Zero
Tight as a flatheads @$$.

shin_gear
cry

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by shin_gear
Project Hadouken sounds tight.

Capcom you guys better hear me or I'll trash the DMC4!

Darkstorm Zero
Originally posted by shin_gear
cry

Oh comeon Gears... yo know you wanna bang that fish! You'll never get a tighter fit anywhere else, not even from a Nun!

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Oh comeon Gears... yo know you wanna bang that fish! You'll never get a tighter fit anywhere else, not even from a Nun! laughing laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing eek! Happy Dance PROFILED!

shin_gear
Ok, that was wrong.

You must defeat Sheng Long to be able to penetrate a 16 year old Asian girl.

Darkstorm Zero
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
laughing laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing eek! Happy Dance PROFILED!

Thats the 3rd time i've been profiled in less than 30 minutes... I'm on a Fvking roll!

Originally posted by shin_gear
Ok, that was wrong.

You must defeat Sheng Long to be able to penetrate a 16 year old Asian girl.

I know it was wrong... but right, left or wrong, it's also the truth!

And I've already defeated Shen Long! Show this horny toad where the little girl is....!!!

shin_gear
I've reported this thread (my thread) after how badly it was derailed. We're all going to get banned. It's ok though. ermmhug

Violent2Dope
I can't be banned. I am beyond Raz himself.

Darkstorm Zero
Hold up.....

As long as Shen gets mentioned at least once a page, it's not offtopic...

And I just Pwned him for the 3rd freaken time!, Where's my stuffed animal toy!

i got robbed......

shin_gear
Being banned is great though, you'll see.

Violent2Dope
YEAH! I've been banned twice!

Darkstorm Zero
I've NEVER been banned, not in the entire 2 and a half years I've been here...

shin_gear
WELL then...this will be your first.

But, really, isn't Sheng Long supposed to be Gouken?

Darkstorm Zero
Yeah, he is. But that was retconned in during the Alpha games.

Fire Ninja
How can you derail a topic about a non existent character?

Darkstorm Zero
By talking complete nonsense!

Wait... would that be considered on-topic or off-topic........

Er.... Get back to me on that one.....

shin_gear
The whole being off-topic thing was a joke..

Let's just pretend this is a Gouken respect thread. I didn't know Sheng Long was an April Fool's joke at the time I made this.

Darkstorm Zero
You... didn't?

By the gods! I thought everyone knew that... EGM was also responsable for the Akuma being in RE2 April Fools joke.

shin_gear
By the gods of Soul Calibur! You should know that someone was bound to not know that until recently. smokin'

Darkstorm Zero
Err...... Righto......

*Wierdo*

shin_gear
Profiled again!

Darkstorm Zero
Thats 5 in an hour!

"Keep on trucking!"

shin_gear
-Edit- 131

Darkstorm Zero
What was that?... miffed

shin_gear
I'm profiling that too...

Well what I said was Hayabusa would own Sheng Long, and decided to edit the post.

Darkstorm Zero
6 in an hour...

God I rule thee!

As for your subtle edit... I'm pretty sure Haya can own Shen Long as well, since he doesn't exist stick out tongue

It would be tantamount to beating his meat...

Err.... yeah!

shin_gear
I meant Hayabusa would own Gouken.

Darkstorm Zero
Then say "Gouken" not "Shen Long"

And I dunno, we know practically nothing about Gouken exept that he defeated a young Gouki.

JacopeX
Who are you to doubt Sheng Long?

This guy's a professional! smile

Venomous Yoshi
Although he exists, I doubt that Sheng Long can be a playable character.

shin_gear
He does not exist, hence why he's an April Fools' joke.

Venomous Yoshi
I thought so.

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