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Zebedee
"I'm curious about some of the behaviour in lesbianism, can someone explain to me what lesbians do system and some of the history behind lesbianism?"

"Have any girls experimented in being Lesbians. Are you Lesbians now. Is being a lesbian a permenant lifestyle choice or does it just take the right man to persuade lesbians to stop being lesbians?"

So Lesbians. Yes or No?

Bardock42
A good deep cock is all that is needed to make a girls snap out of that nonsense.

Zebedee
Originally posted by Bardock42
A good deep cock is all that is needed to make a girls snap out of that nonsense.

That's a possible option but i'm interested in what lesbians have to say Bardock. We should hear both sides of the argument before we come down against it. I willing to be persuaded Lesbianism may be a good thing... Sometimes.

yvonnekarate
I believe one is born lesbian. And no, I'm not lesbian, but I'm not against them. They're human beings and that's what I care about to be frank. I wouldn't ask a homosexual why he/she is that anymore than I would ask a heterosexual why. It's just as stupid, well, in my eyes anyway.

Regards, Yvonne

chillmeistergen
I've heard the infection is similar to Bird Flu.

Quiero Mota
Originally posted by Zebedee
can someone explain to me what lesbians do system

What?

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Bardock42
A good deep cock is all that is needed to make a girls snap out of that nonsense. sometimes its that which drives them to it.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sometimes its that which drives them to it.

Well, be that as it may it's unnatural.

Originally posted by Zebedee
That's a possible option but i'm interested in what lesbians have to say Bardock. We should hear both sides of the argument before we come down against it. I willing to be persuaded Lesbianism may be a good thing... Sometimes. Yeah, right, cause we have to listen to someone that ****ed a sheep explain their behaviour. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Zebedee
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, be that as it may it's unnatural.

Yeah, right, cause we have to listen to someone that ****ed a sheep explain their behaviour. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Any welsh members? Or people from New Zealand? No Bardock, but I don't **** sheep really shifty

SelphieT
I love lesbians!

I'm still unsure about my own sexuality, I love men, but women are so hot too.............

Bardock42
Originally posted by SelphieT
I love lesbians!

I'm still unsure about my own sexuality, I love men, but women are so hot too.............

G-go on.

Victor Von Doom
Also, go on.

Zebedee
Originally posted by Bardock42
G-go on.
Y-yes please g-go on Selphie! Please........ embarrasment

~Forever*Alone~
i agree, i prefer lesbians over gay men, or even straight men... does this mean im a lesbian? maybe....

SelphieT
I mean, boobs and ass (woman's ass, not mens) are just so shapely, and nice..... But penises are great! Both at the same time = droolio

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by SelphieT
I love lesbians!

I'm still unsure about my own sexuality, I love men, but women are so hot too............. Originally posted by ~Forever*Alone~
i agree, i prefer lesbians over gay men, or even straight men... does this mean im a lesbian? maybe....

Make it happen.

Zebedee
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Make it happen.


Yes and put it on adult youtube please.

SelphieT
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Make it happen.

Only if you guys join us.

Zebedee
Originally posted by SelphieT
Only if you guys join us.

Nice Sig embarrasment

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by SelphieT
Only if you guys join us. They can't make it.

chillmeistergen
Originally posted by SelphieT
Only if you guys join us.

Yes, yes, yes. (Post pics, prior to me booking a flight).


Plus, exclude the others from the equation please, I don't wanna see an erection, unless it's my own, right guys?

SelphieT
Originally posted by Zebedee
Nice Sig embarrasment

I know, isn't it great? One is a lesbian, and one is unknown, possibly bi, possibly not. But curious seeming, nonetheless.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yes, yes, yes. (Post pics, prior to me booking a flight).


Plus, exclude the others from the equation please, I don't wanna see an erection, unless it's my own, right guys?

Well, it depe...yeah, yeah.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
A good deep cock is all that is needed to make a girls snap out of that nonsense. Nono. They have dildos now...which is weird, I thought they don't like dicks.Originally posted by SelphieT
I mean, boobs and ass (woman's ass, not mens) are just so shapely, and nice..... But penises are great! Both at the same time = droolio You're reading my mind. droolio

Victor Von Doom
Why must you soil the lesbian thread by saying you like penises, xyz?

SelphieT
Originally posted by lord xyz
Nono. They have dildos now...which is weird, I thought they don't like dicks. You're reading my mind. droolio

Well, they like fingers too.......

debbiejo
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
What? He wants you to explain in detail what they do on porn sites.

SelphieT
......Eh...... there goes the mood.....

Zebedee
Originally posted by SelphieT
......Eh...... there goes the mood.....

serenade

SelphieT
Aww, thank you happy

Alpha Centauri
"I've always said, the only thing more beautiful than a woman...is two of them.".

The great Bill Hicks.

-AC

Zebedee
Originally posted by SelphieT
Aww, thank you happy

No, thank you in_love

Zebedee
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"I've always said, the only thing more beautiful than a woman...is two of them.".

The great Bill Hicks.

-AC


Lesbians are great. I think he stole that from Dean Martin.

Secretus
Originally posted by SelphieT
I love lesbians!

I'm still unsure about my own sexuality, I love men, but women are so hot too.............

You are the winner of this thread.

Dulcie
I'm not a lesbian, but Angelina Jolie beats every men.

Zebedee
Originally posted by Dulcie
I'm not a lesbian, but Angelina Jolie beats every men.

I'd certainly let her beat me. wink

Dulcie
Originally posted by Zebedee
I'd certainly let her beat me. wink

Wouldn't even try to defend myself. stick out tongue

Zebedee
Originally posted by Dulcie
Wouldn't even try to defend myself. stick out tongue

smile Would you...... Ask her to beat you? eek!

Dulcie
Originally posted by Zebedee
smile Would you...... Ask her to beat you? eek!

I don't think I'd have to ask. wink

Adam_PoE
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yes, yes, yes. (Post pics, prior to me booking a flight).


Plus, exclude the others from the equation please, I don't wanna see an erection, unless it's my own, right guys?

I do not want to see an erection unless it is yours either.

dadudemon
Over the years, I have made several observations about homosexuality. I have seen several different types and here are the categories I have placed them in:

Type 1: This person was actually born homosexual and has always been sexually attracted to the same sex but not the opposite sex. These types are true homosexuals. If allowed to live their life properly without jerks trying to shove things down their throat, I find these types the most emotionally stable among this group.

Type 2: This person was born heterosexual but later decided on homosexuality because of emotional trauma. These types may have had their trust betrayed by the opposite sex. These betrayals can include rape, sexual molestation, and their heterosexual partner cheating. These types seem to be very emotionally unstable and even suicidal.

Type 3: This person isn't really homosexual or homosexual, but bisexual. There are several types of bisexuality but for the sake of space, Bisexuals really enjoy getting off with just about anyone and are generally more free with their sexuality. However, bisexuality should have its own classification but I included it as part of homosexuality.

Type 4: This person is a pseudo homosexual. These types of homosexuals are not really homosexual at all but "become" homosexual for attention. They seek individuality while also seeking a group to which they want to belong. (Counterintuitive but it makes sense.) These types will either give up their false homosexual claims later in life and settle down and have a family or they may stick with homosexuality the rest of their life. This type of person is sometimes spotted as a fraud by their "normal" homosexual counterparts who truly are homosexual.


Most homosexuals are combinations of the above four types. It should be noted that I have never personally met a bisexual who had not been sexually molested as a child.

Also, types 1-3 sometimes exhibit the attention grabbing wantonness of type four. Chris Crocker comes to mind. I am not sure which category Chris Crocker comes under.

Some do not come out, even though they are type 1, until well after they are adults and some have families. Also, I personally have a hard time understanding how a type 1 can "get off" with the opposite sex. As I understand it with conversations with homosexuals (Mainly lesbians on this one), getting off with the opposite sex for them is like me trying to get off with the same sex. (That really helped me to understand their sexuality a lot better. Now I know why when a lesbian couple wants a baby, they become offended when some heterosexual jack ass tells one of them to just have sex with a hot guy until she gets pregnant.)

Heterosexuals seem to be categorized/classified much too often and homosexuals are ignorantly generalized. If anyone has another type that they would like to add to the list, by all means, add that type to the list and I will debate its worthiness on my list or add it to my list.

SelphieT
Originally posted by dadudemon
Over the years, I have made several observations about homosexuality. I have seen several different types and here are the categories I have placed them in:

Type 1: This person was actually born homosexual and has always been sexually attracted to the same sex but not the opposite sex. These types are true homosexuals. If allowed to live their life properly without jerks trying to shove things down their throat, I find these types the most emotionally stable among this group.

Type 2: This person was born heterosexual but later decided on homosexuality because of emotional trauma. These types may have had their trust betrayed by the opposite sex. These betrayals can include rape, sexual molestation, and their heterosexual partner cheating. These types seem to be very emotionally unstable and even suicidal.

Type 3: This person isn't really homosexual or homosexual, but bisexual. There are several types of bisexuality but for the sake of space, Bisexuals really enjoy getting off with just about anyone and are generally more free with their sexuality. However, bisexuality should have its own classification but I included it as part of homosexuality.

Type 4: This person is a pseudo homosexual. These types of homosexuals are not really homosexual at all but "become" homosexual for attention. They seek individuality while also seeking a group to which they want to belong. (Counterintuitive but it makes sense.) These types will either give up their false homosexual claims later in life and settle down and have a family or they may stick with homosexuality the rest of their life. This type of person is sometimes spotted as a fraud by their "normal" homosexual counterparts who truly are homosexual.


Most homosexuals are combinations of the above four types. It should be noted that I have never personally met a bisexual who had not been sexually molested as a child.

Also, types 1-3 sometimes exhibit the attention grabbing wantonness of type four. Chris Crocker comes to mind. I am not sure which category Chris Crocker comes under.

Some do not come out, even though they are type 1, until well after they are adults and some have families. Also, I personally have a hard time understanding how a type 1 can "get off" with the opposite sex. As I understand it with conversations with homosexuals (Mainly lesbians on this one), getting off with the opposite sex for them is like me trying to get off with the same sex. (That really helped me to understand their sexuality a lot better. Now I know why when a lesbian couple wants a baby, they become offended when some heterosexual jack ass tells one of them to just have sex with a hot guy until she gets pregnant.)

Heterosexuals seem to be categorized/classified much too often and homosexuals are ignorantly generalized. If anyone has another type that they would like to add to the list, by all means, add that type to the list and I will debate its worthiness on my list or add it to my list.

Hmm, very interesting.

Nothing bothers me more than what you listed as "Type 4". Why try to be something you aren't, just for attention? Just because more and more people are coming out and living their lives in truth for once, does not mean it's a fad, or fashion statement.

chillmeistergen
I don't even really like the fact, that people have to question the motive behind the action. It's their life, I see no need to intrude upon it and analyze, what I deem to be a completely acceptable behaviour.

Joli Bug-Azi
Just as acceptable as a human screwing a dog in the ass.

Where do we draw the line?

chillmeistergen
Please explain how that's comparable.

SelphieT
Homosexuality vs Bestiality.

Two completely different things.

Joli Bug-Azi
What I mean is:

Fifty years ago homosexuality was completely unacceptable. Now today it is seen as an alternative to heterosexuality.

Bestiality is unacceptable today right? I'm willing to bet that some decades from now it will be the norm.

So I ask the question again: Where do we draw the line.

Joli Bug-Azi
What I mean is:

Fifty years ago homosexuality was completely unacceptable. Now today it is seen as an alternative to heterosexuality.

Bestiality is unacceptable today right? I'm willing to bet that some decades from now it will be the norm.

So I ask the question again: Where do we draw the line?

chillmeistergen
We draw the line at consenting adults, doing what they want to do. Why does that bother you?

Joli Bug-Azi
When did I say I was bothered by it?

I'm asking a simple question. Sorry if that upsets you bro.

We're cool.

chillmeistergen
Well, you comparing homosexuality to screwing a dog in the ass, carries negative connotations.

Now please, other than the frail argument of ''things change'', back up your argument of comparing sex with an animal, where consent cannot possibly be given, to sex between two consenting adults..

Joli Bug-Azi
I was using an extreme example to illsutrate my point. Why is that a frail argument?

I'm asking in which direction are we going? That's all. I have nothing against lesbians on a personal level, alright?

dadudemon
Originally posted by SelphieT
Hmm, very interesting.

Nothing bothers me more than what you listed as "Type 4". Why try to be something you aren't, just for attention? Just because more and more people are coming out and living their lives in truth for once, does not mean it's a fad, or fashion statement.

There are people out there like that. Its unavoidable and a type four happens with just about everything...there are pretenders everywhere. I have known two of them personally. (One went to high school with me and the other worked with me when I was an accountant.) Both of them told me that they just wanted attention at the time and that they wanted acceptance into a social group so they decided to say they were gay...just the way they were. Also, I see a lot of homosexuals who are overly open about being homosexuality (To which I attribute type four characteristics.) and they crave the attention they get from it...and it doesn't matter which category they fit into. I do not particularly care for a type 4 myself because I don't like pretenders...but there are plenty of "pretenders" out there.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I don't even really like the fact, that people have to question the motive behind the action. It's their life, I see no need to intrude upon it and analyze, what I deem to be a completely acceptable behaviour.

If it can be analyzed, it will be. I analyze, quantify, and classify everything around me. I piss my wife off sometimes but it is just who I am.

I am not questioning homosexuality, by the way, I am classifying it. I enjoy America's homosexual culture and I don't want it going anywhere, anytime soon.




Also, in the future, we will have a type of sexuality with AI. What should we call this? Cybersexuality? Electrosexuality? Maybe call it datasexualism?

chillmeistergen
Originally posted by Joli Bug-Azi
I was using an extreme example to illsutrate my point. Why is that a frail argument?

I'm asking in which direction are we going? That's all. I have nothing against lesbians on a personal level, alright?

Well, because humans are humans, and dogs are dogs. It's similar to if I was to comparing sun to rain, they're pretty bloody different.

What direction would you have us go in?

dadudemon
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Well, because humans are humans, and dogs are dogs. It's similar to if I was to comparing sun to rain, they're pretty bloody different.

What direction would you have us go in?

I get his point. Homosexuality is considered taboo by most still. Sexual taboo also includes bestiality. Get the picture?

I also understand where you are coming from. An animal is a lot different because unlike a person who can truly and honestly give their consenting opinion on sex, an animal cannot due to its intelligence.

chillmeistergen
Yes, I get his point, but I want him to back it up; because no matter what it's utterly feeble.

That whole 'natural' argument gets on my nerves as well, if you can have homosexual sex without the aid of a robot, how exactly is it unnatural?

dadudemon
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yes, I get his point, but I want him to back it up; because no matter what it's utterly feeble.

That whole 'natural' argument gets on my nerves as well, if you can have homosexual sex without the aid of a robot, how exactly is it unnatural?

True, and I agree with you. Homosexuality is "natural" because animals do it and they do not have a higher intelligence like we do.

ADarksideJedi
So are you saying we can be gay because the animals are?That makes alot of sence.jm

chillmeistergen
Why should there have to be a consensus view, on such an individual action, Jackie?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Why should there have to be a consensus view, on such an individual action, Jackie?

Because we've developed social systems and part of being in such a system is conforming to it?

chillmeistergen
Well, yes, but my main point was that people like Jackie are simply that foolish that they'll really be indoctrinated by any sort of consensus opinion, in their area or family.

It also is pretty annoying when these people jump up and down in a debate, seemingly shouting ''it's just my opinion!!''. When they are actively arguing, that freedom of the individual should be further limited.

dadudemon
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
So are you saying we can be gay because the animals are?That makes alot of sence.jm

I don't normally debate things with someone who spells things like "sence" but you really do make a good point that needs to be addressed.


I am not saying that animals being homosexual makes it okay for humans to be homosexual. That is to miss the point entirely.


I am saying that humans can be born homosexual just as naturally as animals can. You can argue that point as much as you want but you will never change the fact that homosexuality occurs in nature among sexual organisms.

Dulcie
Originally posted by Joli Bug-Azi
What I mean is:

Fifty years ago homosexuality was completely unacceptable. Now today it is seen as an alternative to heterosexuality.

Bestiality is unacceptable today right? I'm willing to bet that some decades from now it will be the norm.

So I ask the question again: Where do we draw the line.


In the ancient Greece, homosexuality was totally of the norm. IMO, I don't think they cared who loves who. But today, people feel they have the right to get involved in anyone's life. Where do we draw that line?

leonheartmm
lesbians are cute. cuter then hetrosexual couples. n i dont mean that in a purely male perspective/sexual kinda way.

Bardock42

Hyperion 07
Originally posted by Zebedee
Any welsh members? Or people from New Zealand? No Bardock, but I don't **** sheep really shifty

That Welsh remark is insulting. no expression

But coming from you who gives a crap its all nonsense anyway.

Devil King
Originally posted by Joli Bug-Azi
So I ask the question again: Where do we draw the line.

Where ever we need to draw it to make you comfortable.

dadudemon

Bardock42
Originally posted by dadudemon
You make a good point. Having sex with an animal is a form of rape in the same sense that having sex with a minor is a form of rape. (Except worse since an animal(not human) has less cognitive abilities than a human.) Actually I would argue differently, that having sex with an animal is no worse than slaughtering it for food or using it to plow fields with, ergo acceptable.

Zebedee
Originally posted by Switch 07
That Welsh remark is insulting. no expression

But coming from you who gives a crap its all nonsense anyway.

Have you heard about the latest Welsh sex aid? Velcro gloves

smile

Switch 07
Woot reported!!

Half my family is Welsh.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Switch 07
Woot reported!!

Half my family is Welsh.

Oh...what about the good half?

Zebedee
Originally posted by Switch 07
Woot reported!!

Half my family is Welsh.

Woot roll eyes (sarcastic)

laughing

Zebedee
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh...what about the good half?


A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.

After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Welshman took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Welshman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

"could you take the dog for a walk?"

laughing

2D_MASTER
Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually I would argue differently, that having sex with an animal is no worse than slaughtering it for food or using it to plow fields with, ergo acceptable.

Are you a vegetarian?

lord xyz
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Why must you soil the lesbian thread by saying you like penises, xyz? I didn't ruin the thred. Nor did I say I liked penises. It was implied, and you tried to be funny.

Bardock42
Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Are you a vegetarian? N-no?Originally posted by lord xyz
I didn't ruin the thred. Nor did I say I liked penises. It was implied, and you tried to be funny. He was actually. And you said you liked penises. Hehe.

Zebedee
Here's another Welsh joke!

A student of criminal psychology decides to do his thesis on people who sexually abuse animals, and in particular, men who shag sheep.

He takes a flight to Australia, and meets a sheep farmer and amongst other things asks him how he actually has sex with the sheep

"Well its quite simple cobber - you grab the bastard by the tail, hold tight and slip your cock in"

The student later travels to New Zealand and asks a farmer there the same question

"Ah we're with the Aussie jokers on that one - grab it by the tail, hold on and **** it from behind"

Finally, the student goes to Wales and asks a farmer there how he does it

"Well it's bloody awkward see - first you find your sheep, then you finds a stone wall, then you grabs the sheep by the front paws, bend its back over the wall and ****s it like that"

The Student replies "Why don't you **** it from behind like they do in Australia and New Zealand?"

"**** it from behind? Well how else am I supposed to kiss it?"

dadudemon
Originally posted by Zebedee
Here's another Welsh joke!

A student of criminal psychology decides to do his thesis on people who sexually abuse animals, and in particular, men who shag sheep.

He takes a flight to Australia, and meets a sheep farmer and amongst other things asks him how he actually has sex with the sheep

"Well its quite simple cobber - you grab the bastard by the tail, hold tight and slip your cock in"

The student later travels to New Zealand and asks a farmer there the same question

"Ah we're with the Aussie jokers on that one - grab it by the tail, hold on and **** it from behind"

Finally, the student goes to Wales and asks a farmer there how he does it

"Well it's bloody awkward see - first you find your sheep, then you finds a stone wall, then you grabs the sheep by the front paws, bend its back over the wall and ****s it like that"

The Student replies "Why don't you **** it from behind like they do in Australia and New Zealand?"

"**** it from behind? Well how else am I supposed to kiss it?"

You are practically banned already dude.

Zebedee
Originally posted by dadudemon
You are practically banned already dude.

I don't think so... I have bashed no members.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Hyperion 07
That Welsh remark is insulting. no expression

But coming from you who gives a crap its all nonsense anyway. Is it true that if you baa at a Welshman they cum?

Zebedee
Originally posted by lord xyz
Is it true that if you baa at a Welshman they cum?

What do you call a sheep tied to a post in the centre of cardiff?

A leisure centre.

inimalist
LOL @ the Welsh

lord xyz
I said who's that sheep there?
I wonder what went wrong
So that she had to roam the streets
She has wool under credit cards
I doubt she does receipts
It's all not quite legitimate

And what a sheepish man
Just give him half a chance
I bet he'll shag you if he can
I can see it in his eyes, yeah
That he's got a sexual plan
Amongst some other positions

And I've seen him with sheep of the night
And he told Roxanne not to put on the barn light
They'll all get infected but he'll be alright
Cause he's a welshman, don't you know
I said he's a welshman, don't you know!

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
Is it true that if you baa at a Welshman they cum? You suck.

Zebedee
Originally posted by lord xyz
I said who's that sheep there?
I wonder what went wrong
So that she had to roam the streets
She has wool under credit cards
I doubt she does receipts
It's all not quite legitimate

And what a sheepish man
Just give him half a chance
I bet he'll shag you if he can
I can see it in his eyes, yeah
That he's got a sexual plan
Amongst some other positions

And I've seen him with sheep of the night
And he told Roxanne not to put on the barn light
They'll all get infected but he'll be alright
Cause he's a welshman, don't you know
I said he's a welshman, don't you know!

laughing

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
You suck. Yeah. I admit, that was a really bad joke.

SelphieT
C'mon lord xyz, we all know you are a lesbian. Come out of the closet.

lord xyz
Originally posted by SelphieT
C'mon lord xyz, we all know you are a lesbian. Come out of the closet. I never denied I was a lesbian. I just don't think it's something to brag about.

SelphieT
Originally posted by lord xyz
I never denied I was a lesbian. I just don't think it's something to brag about.

Well excuse me there, Mr. Sassypants.

WrathfulDwarf
I like Lesbians in porn videos.

Joli Bug-Azi
All this talk about sheep shagging makes me wonder about some of this people on this forum.

lord xyz
Originally posted by SelphieT
Well excuse me there, Mr. Sassypants. Speaking of, all the adverts on this page are for gay men...

lord xyz
Originally posted by Joli Bug-Azi
All this talk about sheep shagging makes me wonder about some of this people on this forum. AJ got banned. Leo apparently had white fluffy hair and nice ass.

Bardiel13
Here's a question I've always wanted answered the by abstinance groups. You can market sexual abstinance to teens easy, "You can catch a disease/get pregnant!" But, how do you market it to the lesbians? You can't get pregnant from donut bumping and it's harder to catch a disease, especially if the individuals participating haven't had sex with anyone else. So what do the teenage lesbians get an exempt card during the school assemblies? Must we listen to the reasons why we shouldn't have sex before we're married, while the exempt ones have an orgy in the ladies room?!

SelphieT
Originally posted by Bardiel13
Here's a question I've always wanted answered the by abstinance groups. You can market sexual abstinance to teens easy, "You can catch a disease/get pregnant!" But, how do you market it to the lesbians? You can't get pregnant from donut bumping and it's harder to catch a disease, especially if the individuals participating haven't had sex with anyone else. So what do the teenage lesbians get an exempt card during the school assemblies? Must we listen to the reasons why we shouldn't have sex before we're married, while the exempt ones have an orgy in the ladies room?!

What's wrong with that?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Zebedee
I don't think so... I have bashed no members.

Dude, I have no problem with you. Make fun of whoever you want...welsh or otherwise...I just thought that you were going to be banned.

Bardock42
Originally posted by dadudemon
Dude, I have no problem with you. Make fun of whoever you want...welsh or otherwise...I just thought that you were going to be banned. Reply to my post, arse!!!

Bardiel13
Originally posted by SelphieT
What's wrong with that?

It's not fair ;___;

dadudemon
Originally posted by Bardock42
Reply to my post, arse!!!

I can't. I said that I agreed with your perspective and you clearly defined your perspective and indicated that I misinterpreted. How can I reply to something that is not debatable? I misinterpreted your perspective, you clearly defined it and told me I was incorrect...end of story.

Bardock42
Originally posted by dadudemon
I can't. I said that I agreed with your perspective and you clearly defined your perspective and indicated that I misinterpreted. How can I reply to something that is not debatable? I misinterpreted your perspective, you clearly defined it and told me I was incorrect...end of story.

Odd.

Of course you can reply. You can say whether you follow the argumentation. If you disagree or agree. Why or why not. What you would like to add. Your whole opinion on the subject, et cetera.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Bardock42
Odd.

Of course you can reply. You can say whether you follow the argumentation. If you disagree or agree. Why or why not. What you would like to add. Your whole opinion on the subject, et cetera.

What would you like me to debate with you about? Lesbians (topic) or beastiality (not on topic)?

Zebedee
Originally posted by dadudemon
Dude, I have no problem with you. Make fun of whoever you want...welsh or otherwise...I just thought that you were going to be banned.

Sure... Why would someone want to ban me. I am a nice person.

Bardock42
Originally posted by dadudemon
What would you like me to debate with you about? Lesbians (topic) or beastiality (not on topic)? Bestiality.


Lesbians bore me.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Bardock42
Bestiality.


Lesbians bore me.

Since this debate would only be opinion and no one can really be wrong about that....

I feel that bestiality is ethically wrong. I believe that since humans have higher brain functions, we should know that sex with animals will not reproduce offspring and can give disease to the animal, to the human, or both. (A disease the the host species is immune to by default, etc.)

Not to mention that an animal cannot decide as well as a human on who to have sex with.

My opinion also brings us to another point, since I think that it is inappropriate with animals since we cannot produce offspring, then what about homosexual humans? They fall under the same catgories?

I think that it is different since both humans can logically consent with each other and weigh the risks. An animal cannot make a decision as logically complex as that.

smoker4
Originally posted by Bardock42
Bestiality.


Lesbians bore me.

Dont forget the poop

Bardiel13
Originally posted by smoker4
Dont forget the poop

And chicks with dicks!

debbiejo
I wonder if male dogs get off on seeing female dogs get it on?

Bigon
The inimitable Rosie Lugosi did a homosexual variant on All Kinds of Everything Which is better?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPiw-CJj3k

Bardiel13
Originally posted by debbiejo
I wonder if male dogs get off on seeing female dogs get it on?

How would two female dogs get it on, I wonder?

debbiejo
Originally posted by Bardiel13
How would two female dogs get it on, I wonder? Strap ons?

Bardiel13
Originally posted by debbiejo
Strap ons?

They make those?! :0

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardiel13
How would two female dogs get it on, I wonder? Scissor or something?

Bardiel13
Originally posted by lord xyz
Scissor or something?

And on that note, cue the awkward flailing of two dogs.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by lord xyz
I didn't ruin the thred. Nor did I say I liked penises. It was implied, and you tried to be funny.

I was actually. Ask Bardock.

I don't really see the difference between saying and implying in this scenario.

debbiejo
The word Lesbian makes most men drool.

Bardiel13
I'm still interested in knowing if lesbians are exempt from abstinance speeches.

chillmeistergen
Obviously not.

Though everyone should be exempt, from such ridiculous speeches.

Victor Von Doom
Except male gays.

chillmeistergen
I've been told by a reliable source, if I don't think about them; they don't exist.

debbiejo
Good punctuation too.....wow.

Victor Von Doom
A semi-colon isn't automatically good, debbiejo.

Colons are good; especially in lesbian porn.

Yeah, I used one.

No need to get wet.

Bardiel13
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Obviously not.

Though everyone should be exempt, from such ridiculous speeches.

So what would be the pitch? "Your cootch'll chafe! Wouldn't want that, right?"

debbiejo
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I've been told by a reliable source, if I don't think about them; they don't exist. Okay, this statement.

a good use of a comma. Ohhhhhhhhhh. It isn't two complete thoughts. They are dependent on each other. You're right.

Sorry Chillmeistergen......lol

chillmeistergen
Well I imagine it would be along the lines of, ''it's against nature, it's against God, and you're going to hell''.
Rather than just ''If you have sex before marriage, you're going to hell''.

So, no lesbian sex, no care free sex - I for one, am at a loss of what to do with my spare time. Just read the Bible, I suppose.

debbiejo
Well, then don't use that punctuation anymore.............lol

Victor Von Doom
It seems perfectly clear that he was replying to the person before you, Deborah.

Bardiel13
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Well I imagine it would be along the lines of, ''it's against nature, it's against God, and you're going to hell''.
Rather than just ''If you have sex before marriage, you're going to hell''.

So, no lesbian sex, no care free sex - I for one am at a loss of what to do with my spare time. Just read the Bible, I suppose.

You must realize that most modern abstinance speakers don't take a religious approach, anymore. They simply state the facts, "You'll likely catch a disease and if you're both virgins, pregnancy's always fun.", but I'm wondering how these people would respond to a question about if it's alright for lesbians to have sex before marriage (or civil union?).

chillmeistergen
Originally posted by Bardiel13
You must realize that most modern abstinance speakers don't take a religious approach, anymore. They simply state the facts, "You'll likely catch a disease and if you're both virgins, pregnancy's always fun.", but I'm wondering how these people would respond to a question about if it's alright for lesbians to have sex before marriage (or civil union?).

You must realise they're doing the speeches, for their own religious reasons (?)

debbiejo
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
It seems perfectly clear that he was replying to the person before you, Deborah. embarrasment

chillmeistergen
Why wouldn't I use that punctuation anymore, debbie?

debbiejo
Because a semi Colon connects two independent thoughts. And yours didn't ......though I am not a great student.

crybaby


Though this doesn't seem to be a complete thought.

I've been told by a reliable source, if I don't think about them;

Bardiel13
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
You must realise they're doing the speeches, for their own religious reasons (?)

I'm not denying many anstinence groups have a religious backing, but are you saying that they are only for sinister plots to converts kids?!
Are STDs and Teen Pregnancy just myths made up by the Vatican? Are these people just in it for the conversion of students and not to keep impressionable kids from making life-altering mistakes?!

I mean, I know I'll probably have sex before I get married, but is keeping high school freshmen from getting their girlfriends pregnant such a bad thing?

The questions stands: How does one justify sexual abstinence for lesbians? (without a religious basis)

debbiejo
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
A semi-colon isn't automatically good, debbiejo.

Colons are good; especially in lesbian porn.

Yeah, I used one.

No need to get wet. Though, you're second doesn't seem complete either.....hmm

chillmeistergen
Originally posted by Bardiel13
I'm not denying many anstinence groups have a religious backing, but are you saying that they are only for sinister plots to converts kids?!
Are STDs and Teen Pregnancy just myths made up by the Vatican? Are these people just in it for the conversion of students and not to keep impressionable kids from making life-altering mistakes?!

I mean, I know I'll probably have sex before I get married, but is keeping high school freshmen from getting their girlfriends pregnant such a bad thing?

The questions stands: How does one justify sexual abstinence for lesbians? (without a religious basis)

No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying they deliberately ignore alternatives to unprotected sex, to scare kids into following their moral standpoint.

How does one justify sexual abstinence at all? There are safe ways to have sex, married or not.

However, I suppose the people you are talking about, would argue that sex will distract them and play the old ''you're not mature enough yet'' card. They may even use the old classic that sex before being in a legally binding relationship, will make you morally dissolute.

Bardiel13
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying they deliberately ignore alternatives to unprotected sex, to scare kids into following their moral standpoint.

How does one justify sexual abstinence at all? There are safe ways to have sex, married or not.

However, I suppose the people you are talking about, would argue that sex will distract them and play the old ''you're not mature enough yet'' card. They may even use the old classic that sex before being in a legally binding relationship, will make you morally dissolute.

Possibly... I'm trying to find some sort of forum for sexual abstinence, but no luck so far. Man, I should've asked this question when I had "the talk" at my high school...

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by debbiejo
Though, you're second doesn't seem complete either.....hmm

I am second what?

Walk before run, dear.

debbiejo
Your second thought, silly.

Otay......I'll walk.....just got excited....lol

Victor Von Doom
I am second thought?

debbiejo
The second one after the semi colon.......god! mad

It was incomplete!

Hehe

chillmeistergen
Why do you constantly use ellipsis, debbie?

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by debbiejo
The second one after the semi colon.......god! mad

It was incomplete!

Hehe

You're means you are.

Now walk.

debbiejo
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Why do you constantly use ellipsis, debbie? confused

It's kinda natural. It's a pause, like a breath. Think of Marliyn Monroe...lol

"Men are soooooo....Oooo......... let me sing you a birthday song.....Oooo......ohhhhhhhh....Mr. President......."

Victor Von Doom
Is she having an asthma attack?

chillmeistergen
Originally posted by debbiejo
confused

It's kinda natural. It's a pause, like a breath. Think of Marliyn Monroe...lol

"Men are soooooo....ohhhhh......... let me sing you a birthday song.....Oooo......ohhhhhhhh....Mr. President......."

No, it's not. It's used to indicate missing words in a quotation, or general omission of words.

I believe you're thinking of a comma.

debbiejo
...................................................................oh?




Ellipsis
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This article is about the punctuation symbol. For the linguistic term, see Elliptical construction and Elliptical clause. For the narrative device, see Ellipsis (narrative device).
Not to be confused with ellipse.
Ellipsis (plural ellipses; from Greek ἔλλειψις 'omission') in printing and writing refers to the row of three full stops (... or . . . ) or asterisks (***) indicating an intentional omission. This punctuation mark is also called a suspension point, points of ellipsis, periods of ellipsis, or colloquially, dot-dot-dot. An ellipsis is sometimes used to indicate a pause in speech, an unfinished thought or, at the end of a sentence, a trailing off into silence (aposiopesis).

chillmeistergen
Sometimes, debbie. Not in place of every comma, or even where there's actually no need for any punctuation.

debbiejo
Care for a tea................................?





stick out tongue

Victor Von Doom
An ellipsis can indicate a pause in speech, but the way you do it is incorrect.

You don't add additional dots for how long you think the pause is. It's just a standard representation of a pause.

chillmeistergen
Never been much of a tea drinker.

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