I have a story, let me spin it for you quick.

So, a little intro to this story. Its about an event thats going on right now in my life, but it needs a little set up. My cousin is a snake person. He has 4, and just bought this new one that was 15 feet long. He got it to mate with another ***** snake.

Today, he was trying to get the snake into its new tank, apparently its too big to handle and it bit my cousin nick a few times in the hand. So they locked it in what is known as "The Snake Room", its roaming free in this room while Nick is at the hospital. I'm going to go over there to check it out. It sounds like fun.

Don't fret, the snake is not a snake that will inject its poison, its a constrictor, which have huge teeth, so thats probably why he's at the emergency room, getting stitched up.

Your cousin sounds like a freak. 😱

Don't get squished to death, Mist will miss you.

I wont.

lolpwnt.

What a dumb story.

Suicide is the only answer.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
What a dumb story.

Suicide is the only answer.

Commit seppeku.

Sometimes, Dusty, I wish your mother would've remembered her birth control.

Oh, thats not funny. I <3 U

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
What a dumb story.

Suicide is the only answer.

laughcry

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Sometimes, Dusty, I wish your mother would've remembered her birth control.

Oh, thats not funny. I <3 U

It's okay, sometimes I wish your mom would have quit selling her body for crack money without having the customer use a condom.

But it's okay, I <3 U.

Originally posted by Dusty
Commit seppeku.

lolpwnt

But I still less than 3 you

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's seppuku, dumbass haermm

lolpwnt

But I still less than 3 you

wtf pwnt!

Your cousin got pwnt.

A little bit of an update.

My cousin got 7 stitches in his hand. The snake is STILL in the closet ATM, and now they're too afraid to try and get it out. I'm going over there to help out later on. I'll pwn its face.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
So, a little intro to this story. Its about an event thats going on right now in my life, but it needs a little set up. My cousin is a snake person. He has 4, and just bought this new one that was 15 feet long. He got it to mate with another ***** snake.

Today, he was trying to get the snake into its new tank, apparently its too big to handle and it bit my cousin nick a few times in the hand. So they locked it in what is known as "The Snake Room", its roaming free in this room while Nick is at the hospital. I'm going to go over there to check it out. It sounds like fun.

Don't fret, the snake is not a snake that will inject its poison, its a constrictor, which have huge teeth, so thats probably why he's at the emergency room, getting stitched up.

I say kill it and eat it.

snakes in_love

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
What a dumb story.

Suicide is the only answer.

Should of thrown a rabbit in with it.

Just for shits and giggles.

Shoulda made sure he could handle snakes before pissing it off.