Dorkiest Character!
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Horrificus
My vote is for
Armless Tiger Man
All I can say is... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!
Take your best shot for Dorkiest Character.
SpookySmurph
Hmm...
I'd totally win if this was coolest character.
Symmetric Chaos
PineappleMan
I believe his origin was that he was imbued with the power of Hawaiian fruit by the Tiki gods to serve as the islands protector.
psycho gundam
the flash
iceman
storm
superman
hyperstorm they are the dorkiest because they have the power to turn regular humans into dorks that cant bare to see or mention these characters lose.
spidey-dude
jubilee and hawkgirl are the dorkiest and worst characters ever
TricksterPriest
Surrender Monkey! ermmhappy
SevenShackles
bob of Hydra,Spyder, Bouncing boy, Riddler,every clone of spiderman other than that hot spiderwoman from the ultimate siperman comic.
King_Mungi
Red Tornado
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Tornado_(Ma_Hunkel)
Forbush Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbush_Man
tjcoady
Okay, no, the Armless Tiger may be the single most badass character in all of comic book history.
The dude lost his arms in a machine accident in a factory. After that, he swore eternal vengeance against machines/factories. He's like Batman, only you replace "parents" with "arms," "crime" with "factories," and "dark, supercompetent avenger of the night" with "might bite you and can run hella fast"
nvrbeenwthagirl
Rainbow Raider
Penguin
Skin
Horrificus
Originally posted by tjcoady
Okay, no, the Armless Tiger may be the single most badass character in all of comic book history.
The dude lost his arms in a machine accident in a factory. After that, he swore eternal vengeance against machines/factories. He's like Batman, only you replace "parents" with "arms," "crime" with "factories," and "dark, supercompetent avenger of the night" with "might bite you and can run hella fast"
Um... I don't know what to say.
I am very disturbed by your post AND the Armless Tiger Man.
I believe there was probably MUCH drinking involved in the making of this character!
Horrificus
I do despise Jubilee! What a waste of ink she is.
Obliterator is dorky, and probably one of the worst drawn characters ever.
The guy looked like a character from "Blondie" or "Jughead".
norrinradd43
What about the Walrus?
I cant hate Armless tiger man too much, he is from the early 40's
SpookySmurph
Uber Machine's not dorky at all. schmoll
http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/uber_machine.html
Bad Ash231
Originally posted by SpookySmurph
Uber Machine's not dorky at all. schmoll
http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/uber_machine.html
Agreed.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/HAL10WEEN/ubermachine22.png
Fuel = Penis
SpiderGauntlet
Armless tiger fagget. I swear gayest shit ever. I want what they smoked in the making of him.
Uber Machine is Uber foos!
Joey Stacks
Spiderman is pretty much the king of dorks.
Erik-Lensherr
Originally posted by Bad Ash231
Agreed.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/HAL10WEEN/ubermachine22.png
Fuel = Penis
Lmao
Burning thought
LT, "i have a floating head with 4 faces, dont laugh or ill blink and destroy you!!" Like a mutant judge judy of marvel
Alt. Account
Thanos, he has a face like a prune. Beta Ray Bill he looks like a horse. Thor, he has hippy hair and looks like a girl, he also wears a very silly helmet!
PRAYERRUN
The Mask...nuff said.
psycho gundam
big pig
artie maddicks
bishop(the jheri curl)
magellan
Originally posted by spidey-dude
jubilee and hawkgirl are the dorkiest and worst characters ever
I actually like both of those super heroines. Anyways, the dorkiest character would have to be arm-fall off boy.
Ptr_Grifin
Dogwelder: Welds dogs in people's faces.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5981/dogwelderintrobw5.jpg
Here are some more lame characters:
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3918/cast.htm
Harry Fingerman
Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
Dogwelder: Welds dogs in people's faces.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5981/dogwelderintrobw5.jpg
Here are some more lame characters:
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3918/cast.htm Wrong thread.
This is 'dorkiest' characters.
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
Here are some more lame characters:
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3918/cast.htm
BuenoExcellente is no lame at all. Nor is he dorky.
SpookySmurph
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
BuenoExcellente is no lame at all. Nor is he dorky. Nor is the Defenstrator
Horrificus
Who is that dorky character with the Ski's? He is a cosmic, but uses ski's.
I can't even look at him.
SpiderGauntlet
Originally posted by Horrificus
Who is that dorky character with the Ski's? He is a cosmic, but uses ski's.
I can't even look at him.
That guy too. He is the personification of death for gods. But he uses fuggin skis. He's the Black racer.
TricksterPriest
The new designs make him look better.
And are Skis really much worse than a surfboard?
My pick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dio_Brando
Dio Brando.
Yeah, he's not cool. All this "mudah!" this, and "Wryyyyyy!!!" that. He's lamezor. dur
horrorwolf
Clark Kent, Wally West, Peter Parker, Reed Richards.
willRules
This Guy thinks he's cool but he's not.
Bouboumaster
Superman. The Silver-Age Sups is the most dorkiest of all the Sups.
HueyFreeman
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
The new designs make him look better.
And are Skis really much worse than a surfboard?
My pick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dio_Brando
Dio Brando.
Yeah, he's not cool. All this "mudah!" this, and "Wryyyyyy!!!" that. He's lamezor. dur Yes they are worse. The surfboard just happens to look like a surfboard. Its by coincidence and a little forgivable. . The Black Racers Ski's are Ski's, he wanted them to be Ski's
Bad Ash231
Superman. yesermm
jumpmann
Most of the New Gods have the worst costumes ever.
willRules
Darkseid is a cool character but I never liked his costume
Bad Ash231
Originally posted by willRules
Darkseid is a cool character but I never liked his costume
It's seriously dated.
Skirt? C'mon.
NiņoAraņa
Originally posted by Bad Ash231
It's seriously dated.
Skirt? C'mon. woah. where's that sig from?
Ptr_Grifin
Bad Ash231 could you please explain what is going on in that pic?
willRules
It's obvious.
Cap was always a bad guy
Horrificus
Originally posted by Bad Ash231
It's seriously dated.
Skirt? C'mon.
DS's skirt was equal to Thanos' pointy shoulder pads. Yeesh.
willRules
Pointy Shoulder pads>>>>>>>>>Skirt
Although I could probably make Pointy shoulder pads AND a skirt look pretty cool
roughrider
Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
Bad Ash231 could you please explain what is going on in that pic?
Bucky Barnes was trapped in a hallucination created by Dr. Faustus to break him; it's not a real event.
Have to give mention to Sentry, in a thread like this.
Stoic
The entire Zoo Crew, but Captain Carrot is cool.
Oh yeah, and special mentions to Apache Chief.
basilisk
Dr. Dorcas
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drdorcasnamor.htm
Robot Dr. Dorcas
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/dorcasrobotsm.htm
basilisk
Originally posted by basilisk
Dr. Dorcas
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drdorcasnamor.htm
Robot Dr. Dorcas
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/dorcasrobotsm.htm
And no sooner do I mention this dork than they bring him back to life. He's only been dead since 1975.
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