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So I was on a field trip with my Dutch students today, showing them a Pizza Hut in Covent Garden; since we are studying the American pizza commercial business...

... anyway, I'm just standing there with my bro, another teacher friend, and some kid comes up to me and hands me a banana. I looked at the banana and there was a bloody cockroach on it, so I threw it back at the kid and called him a jerk.

Anyway, I noticed my students were chatting with the kid who threw the banana at me, so I sent my buddy over to see what they were talking about. Turns out the kid thought I was a bum.

sounds familiar

Crazier things have happended.

Why must kids always think Hikers are Bums?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
So I was on a field trip with my Dutch students today, showing them a Pizza Hut in Covent Garden; since we are studying the American pizza commercial business...

... anyway, I'm just standing there with my bro, another teacher friend, and some kid comes up to me and hands me a banana. I looked at the banana and there was a bloody cockroach on it, so I threw it back at the kid and called him a jerk.

Anyway, I noticed my students were chatting with the kid who threw the banana at me, so I sent my buddy over to see what they were talking about. Turns out the kid thought I was a bum.

I'm gonna throw a Banana at you and call you a jerk when I come to Vegas haermm

(I hope people know this is a spin off from the other thread )

What the f*ck is up with all these Pizza Hut Threads!?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
(I hope people know this is a spin off from the other thread )

Hunh? What?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm gonna throw a Banana at you and call you a jerk when I come to Vegas haermm

Not if my body guards tackle you first! boxingOriginally posted by NASA
What the f*ck is up with all these Pizza Hut Threads!? According to Oprah, Pizza Hut is the latest craze.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Not if my body guards tackle you first! boxing

I have my own bodyguards... pigglediva

I love Pizza Hut.

And Preston is no bum

cheese stuffed crust....mmmmmmm

if someone thought i was a bum id just play along

Originally posted by Mairuzu
sounds familiar

Hahahaha, a field trip to a Pizza Hut, how exotic!

I was with my friends at the beach, and there was a bum that looked at us and just starred.. and finally said in a raspy loud voice " WANNA GO IN THE WATER!??!?!"

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahahaha, a field trip to a Pizza Hut, how exotic!

Right?

That's better than going to a strip club

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
That's better than going to a strip club

?

I'd rather see some t!ts and ass then eat some ****in' pizza.

Um, $2 hos on the street?

You can make it even sexier with the pizza. Crust aint the only thing you have to fill the cheese with.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Um, $2 hos on the street?

You can make it even sexier with the pizza. Crust aint the only thing you have to fill the cheese with.

No $2 dollar ho's, nigga.

Get a lap dance one day and see what I mean.

Then eat some pizza after you've blown your load.

I got a lap dance at the corner of Circuit City.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I got a lap dance at the corner of Circuit City.

Did it come with some crabs?

No.

It was clean. Then 2 other girls came...

they were FAKING.