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I was shampooing my hair in the shower today, and I looked down and I was standing in a pool of blood! I realized my nose was bleeding all over the place. I think it must be because of the dry air since I don't to this . . . hoover.

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Or maybe you have...........

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE! shock

"Ralph, if your nose starts bleeding its cause you are picking it too much.... or not enough"

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was shampooing my hair in the shower today, and I looked down and I was standing in a pool of blood! I realized my nose was bleeding all over the place. I think it must be because of the dry air since I don't to this . . . hoover. you aure NASA didnt give it to you, you Chav piece of shit?

lol @ Rogue Jedi
shit.. NASA might "merc" me now!

yeah, be scared. NOT.

lol

Originally posted by Mairuzu
"Ralph, if your nose starts bleeding its cause you are picking it too much.... or not enough"

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was shampooing my hair in the shower today, and I looked down and I was standing in a pool of blood! I realized my nose was bleeding all over the place. I think it must be because of the dry air since I don't to this . . . hoover.

Dude I was at a party the other day and I was pretty pissed, as I was taking a leak I saw a splash of blood on the toilet and thought it was from my d*ck! I was pretty scared.

The blood was from my nose though, just dripped once and that was it. Pretty weird.

Perhaps aliens have abducted you and placed a microbe in your brain that was bled out when they retrieved their data.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you aure NASA didnt give it to you, you Chav piece of shit? Profiled!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was shampooing my hair in the shower today, and I looked down and I was standing in a pool of blood! I realized my nose was bleeding all over the place. I think it must be because of the dry air since I don't to this . . . hoover.

That happened to me once ..

It was because of that smiley, though.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was shampooing my hair in the shower today, and I looked down and I was standing in a pool of blood! I realized my nose was bleeding all over the place. I think it must be because of the dry air since I don't to this . . . hoover.

No, its cos you were picking it.

I pick my nose all the time. I am a guy, its like what we do and stuff.