Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

What are some crazy stories about you from the past with one of your girlfriends?

Rules:
1) They have to be real.
2) Please, for the love of Pete, don't talk about your imaginary girlfriend, or Anime chicks, or 'internet girlfriends'.



I'll start it off: So it's 10:00 pm on a weekday, and I'm falling asleep. Then suddenly, my phone rings. I pick it up to hear 'Hello?' in the voice of my now ex, Harley. I get out of bed, say hi back, and ask her how she's doing and where's she's at right now. Her answer?
"Oh, I'm right outside your house!"
I look out my window, and there she is with binoculars looking into my window!


To be honest, I didn't 'like' her that way in the first place. She asked me out, and I thought I was being generous that time. Obviously, it wasn't more than a few days when I calmly explained it to her. She was fine, but that was still one nutty part of my life I don't wanna go back to.

Umm, okay, the title of this thread is misleading, but sure, I have one interestin story.

About two years ago, my psycho b*tch ex called me to go to her work and pick up certain dvds that she and I enjoyed. I stopped at a 7-11 beforehand to grab a slurpee. So as I exited the 7-11 I decided not to waste gas to go a block down the street to her work. I rolled my goat ass there and she came outside with a broom. I guess she was sweeping.

She makes her way up to me, and asks why I accepted porno movies from Karen, her co-worker. I told her she gave them to me because she herself left her the task todo so. Psycho b*tch didn't remember, called me a liar, then asked if the Acura Integra next to me was my new car. It wasn't, but I went ahead and said yea. She busted the tail lights as well as the headlights and the rear window with the broom handle while I tried to react and drank my slurpee. It was hilarious, but I had to pretend to cry or something.

And there you have it.

Once, i read this thread.

Never again.

Okay...

Why did they change my title?

It was originally 'Crazy Girlfriend Stories'. Now they somehow just changed it to p.

Originally posted by kodak
Once, i read this thread.

Never again.

That's what you get when you have no social life. You seem to be living proof.

Edit it dude.

It says that I can't.

Hmm, PM a mod to help you out, they'de be glad to help you out hopefully.

So my ex was at my house, this was also about 2 years ago...

She was always on her damn phone, it was like her life... text this text that, i didnt really mind, so i decided to play around and i took the phone when she was texting to see how she would react if i did so...

woah was i surprised...

she went ballistic and fuzzucking crazy! I said to her "WOAH! CALM DOWN PLEASE" and she was crying and stomping the ground like a little child... while sitting... so i was saying, seriously.. what the hell is going on?

man.. i dont even wanna talk about it anymore

Ah dude...drag....

Its cool, i was an idiot for not dumping her right then and there, but she dump me for some other guy that straightens his hair not to long after..

and he just recently dumped her hahaha... life is good...

Well, seeing how she don't love you no mo' and vice-versa.....b*tch, hoebag **** piece of shit motherf*cking succubus gaygon....

i second that emotion

Indeed.

Originally posted by Scythe
Umm, okay, the title of this thread is misleading, but sure, I have one interestin story.

About two years ago, my psycho b*tch ex called me to go to her work and pick up certain dvds that she and I enjoyed. I stopped at a 7-11 beforehand to grab a slurpee. So as I exited the 7-11 I decided not to waste gas to go a block down the street to her work. I rolled my goat ass there and she came outside with a broom. I guess she was sweeping.

She makes her way up to me, and asks why I accepted porno movies from Karen, her co-worker. I told her she gave them to me because she herself left her the task todo so. Psycho b*tch didn't remember, called me a liar, then asked if the Acura Integra next to me was my new car. It wasn't, but I went ahead and said yea. She busted the tail lights as well as the headlights and the rear window with the broom handle while I tried to react and drank my slurpee. It was hilarious, but I had to pretend to cry or something.

And there you have it.



Dude, you are such a badass. I would loved to have seen that happen. Oh man...

I am going to show this story to my coworkers because it is so awesome.



Anyway,


There was this girl I was very serious with. (We talked about getting married serious.) Well, I left for about a year for college and other things. We only wrote each other a few times and called each other a few times because we were both so very busy.

When I got back, she was totally different. Though she was still very much a hottie, she turned into this ultra social type. She was always on her phone and texted people all day long. I would be in the middle of talking to her and she would start texting people WHILE talking to me. One day, when I was talking to her at a party outside in the drive way about serious stuff, she got a call. She immediately answered her phone cutting me off.

When I took her home that night, before we got out of the car, I told her we are not going to be together anymore and to never call me or text me again. I told her that she is not the same person and that she doesn't care about me anymore and she only cares about her massive social network. She was really sad and apologized over and over again. I told her to "fuh get uh bout it" and leave me alone. She called me about 3 months later and said she wanted to hang out. I told her that "I don't want to have anything to do with you" and to never call me again.

Those reading may think this is harsh but my time was and still is very limited so keeping "friends" that I have broken up with is a waste of time. I called this the "kicking 'em to the curb" tactic. I may have seemed like a dick and I rarely gave ANY girls a second chance. It is just the way I did things when I was "on the dating scene."

This is just about the only story I can think of right now that is any good.

Originally posted by dadudemon


Dude, you are such a badass. I would loved to have seen that happen. Oh man...

I am going to show this story to my coworkers because it is so awesome.



Anyway,


There was this girl I was very serious with. (We talked about getting married serious.) Well, I left for about a year for college and other things. We only wrote each other a few times and called each other a few times because we were both so very busy.

When I got back, she was totally different. Though she was still very much a hottie, she turned into this ultra social type. She was always on her phone and texted people all day long. I would be in the middle of talking to her and she would start texting people WHILE talking to me. One day, when I was talking to her at a party outside in the drive way about serious stuff, she got a call. She immediately answered her phone cutting me off.

When I took her home that night, before we got out of the car, I told her we are not going to be together anymore and to never call me or text me again. I told her that she is not the same person and that she doesn't care about me anymore and she only cares about her massive social network. She was really sad and apologized over and over again. I told her to "fuh get uh bout it" and leave me alone. She called me about 3 months later and said she wanted to hang out. I told her that "I don't want to have anything to do with you" and to never call me again.

Those reading may think this is harsh but my time was and still is very limited so keeping "friends" that I have broken up with is a waste of time. I called this the "kicking 'em to the curb" tactic. I may have seemed like a dick and I rarely gave ANY girls a second chance. It is just the way I did things when I was "on the dating scene."

This is just about the only story I can think of right now that is any good.
Is that why you didn't give me a second chance last week after I farted beside you on the couch? cry

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Is that why you didn't give me a second chance last week after I farted beside you on the couch? cry



Seriously, that would have given you a second chance irl. Girls who fart in front of guys are either awesome, or disgustingly ugly enough to not care...you are the former.

Why thank you..I'm glad you're one of the guys that don't deny that girls actually fart or SHOULD fart. Those types of guys just irk me, lol.

080

Originally posted by dadudemon


Dude, you are such a badass. I would loved to have seen that happen. Oh man...

I am going to show this story to my coworkers because it is so awesome.



Anyway,


There was this girl I was very serious with. (We talked about getting married serious.) Well, I left for about a year for college and other things. We only wrote each other a few times and called each other a few times because we were both so very busy.

When I got back, she was totally different. Though she was still very much a hottie, she turned into this ultra social type. She was always on her phone and texted people all day long. I would be in the middle of talking to her and she would start texting people WHILE talking to me. One day, when I was talking to her at a party outside in the drive way about serious stuff, she got a call. She immediately answered her phone cutting me off.

When I took her home that night, before we got out of the car, I told her we are not going to be together anymore and to never call me or text me again. I told her that she is not the same person and that she doesn't care about me anymore and she only cares about her massive social network. She was really sad and apologized over and over again. I told her to "fuh get uh bout it" and leave me alone. She called me about 3 months later and said she wanted to hang out. I told her that "I don't want to have anything to do with you" and to never call me again.

Those reading may think this is harsh but my time was and still is very limited so keeping "friends" that I have broken up with is a waste of time. I called this the "kicking 'em to the curb" tactic. I may have seemed like a dick and I rarely gave ANY girls a second chance. It is just the way I did things when I was "on the dating scene."

This is just about the only story I can think of right now that is any good.

DUde... wrong.. so so wrong.. i know she was being annoying and dumb about the whole texting and talking this.. my ex did that all the time and i get a little irritated about it but!... just dumping her aside like that? at least work things out if you really like her

if you didnt really like her then who cares hahahah!!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
DUde... wrong.. so so wrong.. i know she was being annoying and dumb about the whole texting and talking this.. my ex did that all the time and i get a little irritated about it but!... just dumping her aside like that? at least work things out if you really like her

if you didnt really like her then who cares hahahah!!

She changed. I didn't like the new "her". If I wanted a hot chick "bimbo" I would have dated the typical cheerleader type. I don't like those types so her ass got kicked to the curb when I couldn't take it anymore.

Originally posted by dadudemon
She changed. I didn't like the new "her". If I wanted a hot chick "bimbo" I would have dated the typical cheerleader type. I don't like those types so her ass got kicked to the curb when I couldn't take it anymore. I what know you mean, my ex changed after 3 years and the 4 year was just utter shit

I have no crazy girlfriend stories, but I'll tell a crazy boyfriend story
-----------


I'd been hanging out with this guy Curtis for some time. About a month to be exact. Anyway, he was pretty cool. A little on the weird side though. I was up on stage in the auditorium. I believe I was about to perform. Curtis comes up to me and suprises me. We talk for a bit and out of the frickin blue he kisses me. Luckily, no one saw. I decked him a good one and expected not to see him again. Boy was I wrong. He pretty much stalked me for the next week or so. I yelled and pleaded for space, but he persisted. And after a while he offered me a deal. I go out with him once and if I don't like it he leaves me alone. Despite his attempt to molest me and though both my real life friends and internet friends, I agreed. I enjoyed it and we ended up making out. Thus, I discovered my bisexuality and live today very happily.

Story over. Go back to your porn.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
I have no crazy girlfriend stories, but I'll tell a crazy boyfriend story
-----------


I'd been hanging out with this guy Curtis for some time. About a month to be exact. Anyway, he was pretty cool. A little on the weird side though. I was up on stage in the auditorium. I believe I was about to perform. Curtis comes up to me and suprises me. We talk for a bit and out of the frickin blue he kisses me. Luckily, no one saw. I decked him a good one and expected not to see him again. Boy was I wrong. He pretty much stalked me for the next week or so. I yelled and pleaded for space, but he persisted. And after a while he offered me a deal. I go out with him once and if I don't like it he leaves me alone. Despite his attempt to molest me and though both my real life friends and internet friends, I agreed. I enjoyed it and we ended up making out. Thus, I discovered my bisexuality and live today very happily.

Story over. Go back to your porn.

Dude, boyfriend stories...girlfriend stories...I think that was the point.

Please, ladies, share your stories!

Originally posted by Toku King
1) They have to be real.

herbeyes

Originally posted by dadudemon
Dude, boyfriend stories...girlfriend stories...I think that was the point.

Please, ladies, share your stories!

Yeah, go right ahead!

Originally posted by Toku King
What are some crazy stories about you from the past with one of your girlfriends?

Rules:
1) They have to be real.
2) Please, for the love of Pete, don't talk about your imaginary girlfriend, or Anime chicks, or 'internet girlfriends'.



I'll start it off: So it's 10:00 pm on a weekday, and I'm falling asleep. Then suddenly, my phone rings. I pick it up to hear 'Hello?' in the voice of my now ex, Harley. I get out of bed, say hi back, and ask her how she's doing and where's she's at right now. Her answer?
"Oh, I'm right outside your house!"
I look out my window, and there she is with binoculars looking into my window!


To be honest, I didn't 'like' her that way in the first place. She asked me out, and I thought I was being generous that time. Obviously, it wasn't more than a few days when I calmly explained it to her. She was fine, but that was still one nutty part of my life I don't wanna go back to. Ive never had a girlfriend

sometimes I want one.