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I was hanging out with my friend the other night. He had a bit too much mead, so he thought it was time to crash. On our way back to his dorm, he see this huge girl, probably well over 200 pounds. Now, my chum is thoroughly smashed out of his skull and can hardly walk. He stops for a moment and puts his hand on the wall beside him (I guess he lost his balance for a moment) right in front of the girl.
Suddenly, she screams for no reason and I look up to see my friend on the ground yelling. It took me a couple seconds to realize she was holding a small pepper spray keychain and has just spritzed a poor drunk boy in the face. She just jumps up and down, screeching while my friend is freaking out and writhing, so I storm over to her and go, "Why the f**k di-" and before I could finish she tries to pepper spray me.
Luckily I wasn't close enough, but I ended up inhaling it which sent me to a world of hacking coughs and dry heaves. So now I'm on all fours, trying to wrap my head around what just happened and this chick is still screaming, "Ohmygod, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm guessing she just realized she just maced two innocent people. Eventually, some guy came over and called 911.
After the paramedics got me to stop coughing and treated my friend I asked her why on Earth she pepper sprayed us. She said she though we were going to rape her. Us... two skinny kids trying to rape a clinically obese woman... What the hell?!

Some girls really want attention I guess. shrug

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Originally posted by Bardiel13
I was hanging out with my friend the other night. He had a bit too much mead, so he thought it was time to crash. On our way back to his dorm, he see this huge girl, probably well over 200 pounds. Now, my chum is thoroughly smashed out of his skull and can hardly walk. He stops for a moment and puts his hand on the wall beside him (I guess he lost his balance for a moment) right in front of the girl.
Suddenly, she screams for no reason and I look up to see my friend on the ground yelling. It took me a couple seconds to realize she was holding a small pepper spray keychain and has just spritzed a poor drunk boy in the face. She just jumps up and down, screeching while my friend is freaking out and writhing, so I storm over to her and go, "Why the f**k di-" and before I could finish she tries to pepper spray me.
Luckily I wasn't close enough, but I ended up inhaling it which sent me to a world of hacking coughs and dry heaves. So now I'm on all fours, trying to wrap my head around what just happened and this chick is still screaming, "Ohmygod, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm guessing she just realized she just maced two innocent people. Eventually, some guy came over and called 911.
After the paramedics got me to stop coughing and treated my friend I asked her why on Earth she pepper sprayed us. She said she though we were going to rape her. Us... two skinny kids trying to rape a clinically obese woman... What the hell?! i like your ava

Originally posted by Bloigen
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Originally posted by Bloigen
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tl;dr My friend and I got pepper sprayed by a fat chick who thought we were going to rape her.

Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
tl;dr My friend and I got pepper sprayed by a fat chick who thought we were going to rape her.

Didn't read that either.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
tl;dr My friend and I got pepper sprayed by a fat chick who thought we were going to rape her. sick bytch..

Originally posted by lord xyz
Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.

...That was probably the stupidest post I've read in a really long time.

Lesbians CHOOSE not to take cock, I'm sure they could handle it just fine if they wanted it. But they don't want it. So it's not fair to state that.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.

Doesn't matter. If we had indeed tried to have our way with here, it's not like we could've forced her to a private location... unless we rolled her... Also, I have no doubt she could have taken us both on without the use of pepper spray.

Originally posted by SelphieT
...That was probably the stupidest post I've read in a really long time.

Lesbians CHOOSE not to take cock, I'm sure they could handle it just fine if they wanted it. But they don't want it. So it's not fair to state that. Calm down. I make a joke. petpet

Why would you want to rape a fat chick? Seems like it would be easier, too.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
Doesn't matter. If we had indeed tried to have our way with here, it's not like we could've forced her to a private location... unless we rolled her... Also, I have no doubt she could have taken us both on without the use of pepper spray. Wow, you are such a bigot.

How could she think we were gonna rape her? She's fat! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo
lolololololololol

I made my point. Now it's time for people to misread it, and yell at me for not understanding.

Originally posted by Bloigen
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Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Why would you want to rape a fat chick? Seems like it would be easier, too.

It would be easy to rape a fat chick? I'm not just talking portly, this girl was the reason French people call Americans pigs. I'm talking about to the point where she either has a medical issue or is overdue for an appointment with Oprah.

Originally posted by SelphieT
...That was probably the stupidest post I've read in a really long time.

Lesbians CHOOSE not to take cock, I'm sure they could handle it just fine if they wanted it. But they don't want it. So it's not fair to state that.

Your panties...get them out of a wad.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.

You being an absolute stud?

Originally posted by Tattoo
Your panties...get them out of a wad.

Sorry if I'm a proud member of GLBTSA, lordxyz cracks these "jokes" all the time, and because of how often, I was almost positive he was being serious.

And my panties are just fine.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Wow, you are such a bigot.

How could she think we were gonna rape her? She's fat! lololololololololololololololololololololololololo
lolololololololol

I made my point. Now it's time for people to misread it, and yell at me for not understanding.

I hate to look like I'm picking on you....but when your in an exam if you write something and the examiner doesn't understand it its your fault. You can't say "But what I meant was right, you just read it wrong".

Oh, and forming a coherrent argument isnt just for examinations and essays...you have to do it all the time.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
It would be easy to rape a fat chick? I'm not just talking portly, this girl was the reason French people call Americans pigs. I'm talking about to the point where she either has a medical issue or is overdue for an appointment with Oprah. All you really have to do is tip her over.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
All you really have to do is tip her over.

Those meaty arms can act as effective bludgeoning tools from the looks of them. What's you'd need to do is incapacitate her arms in some way... Am I discussing the proper way to rape an obese woman?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Sorry if I'm a proud member of GLBTSA

Ah, the Gay/Straight Alliance... I've always wondered how those meetings went. Something along the lines of the senate from Star Wars, I imagine. "Are you guys homophobic?" "Nope..." "Alright then, see you next week."

Originally posted by Bardiel13
I was hanging out with my friend the other night. He had a bit too much mead, so he thought it was time to crash. On our way back to his dorm, he see this huge girl, probably well over 200 pounds. Now, my chum is thoroughly smashed out of his skull and can hardly walk. He stops for a moment and puts his hand on the wall beside him (I guess he lost his balance for a moment) right in front of the girl.
Suddenly, she screams for no reason and I look up to see my friend on the ground yelling. It took me a couple seconds to realize she was holding a small pepper spray keychain and has just spritzed a poor drunk boy in the face. She just jumps up and down, screeching while my friend is freaking out and writhing, so I storm over to her and go, "Why the f**k di-" and before I could finish she tries to pepper spray me.
Luckily I wasn't close enough, but I ended up inhaling it which sent me to a world of hacking coughs and dry heaves. So now I'm on all fours, trying to wrap my head around what just happened and this chick is still screaming, "Ohmygod, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm guessing she just realized she just maced two innocent people. Eventually, some guy came over and called 911.
After the paramedics got me to stop coughing and treated my friend I asked her why on Earth she pepper sprayed us. She said she though we were going to rape her. Us... two skinny kids trying to rape a clinically obese woman... What the hell?! haermm

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
I hate to look like I'm picking on you....but when your in an exam if you write something and the examiner doesn't understand it its your fault. You can't say "But what I meant was right, you just read it wrong".

Oh, and forming a coherrent argument isnt just for examinations and essays...you have to do it all the time. Okay fine. Then you will accept that if it happens to you, you are the one to blame, not the reader. As will everyone else who has argued aggressively at posters who are being misread by members who pick out on grammar and exagerations, rather than their actual point.

If you do not understand what I just said, read it again before you reply.

Edit: I don't understand why people don't make an effort to try to understand a person's post. I do!

Originally posted by Bardiel13
tl;dr My friend and I got pepper sprayed by a fat chick who thought we were going to rape her.



You should of ate her.

with a side of farva beans?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
with a side of farva beans?
...and chianti?

I'm profiling the OP.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
I was hanging out with my friend the other night. He had a bit too much mead, so he thought it was time to crash. On our way back to his dorm, he see this huge girl, probably well over 200 pounds. Now, my chum is thoroughly smashed out of his skull and can hardly walk. He stops for a moment and puts his hand on the wall beside him (I guess he lost his balance for a moment) right in front of the girl.
Suddenly, she screams for no reason and I look up to see my friend on the ground yelling. It took me a couple seconds to realize she was holding a small pepper spray keychain and has just spritzed a poor drunk boy in the face. She just jumps up and down, screeching while my friend is freaking out and writhing, so I storm over to her and go, "Why the f**k di-" and before I could finish she tries to pepper spray me.
Luckily I wasn't close enough, but I ended up inhaling it which sent me to a world of hacking coughs and dry heaves. So now I'm on all fours, trying to wrap my head around what just happened and this chick is still screaming, "Ohmygod, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm guessing she just realized she just maced two innocent people. Eventually, some guy came over and called 911.
After the paramedics got me to stop coughing and treated my friend I asked her why on Earth she pepper sprayed us. She said she though we were going to rape her. Us... two skinny kids trying to rape a clinically obese woman... What the hell?!

O.O Wow. I guess some people are just really paranoid...or they've seen too many evil movies. hmm

Originally posted by lord xyz
Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.

laughing

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I'm profiling the OP.

For what?

Originally posted by Bardiel13
For what? It's funny.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
It's funny.

It's not funny when it happens to you ;___; I can't eat spicy foods for a month!

Girls are easier to score than guys. I like them better.

Plus I'm such a gentlemen...

Originally posted by SelphieT
Sorry if I'm a proud member of GLBTSA, lordxyz cracks these "jokes" all the time, and because of how often, I was almost positive he was being serious.

And my panties are just fine.

*swings them round finger*

Just great from where I'm standing flirt1