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Sydney, Australia-- Mother of Kram3r (also known as Moth3r) confirmed today that Kram3r will be heading to the United States of America on the 23rd of December, 2007. The trip is Kram3r's first time to the United States since 1990 when he went to Hawaii, which, with all due respect, isn't really America. This embarks a three week tour, which two, two and a half, of those weeks will be spent in Massachusetts from which he'll travel all the way down to Los Angeles, California. Whilst up it is rumored that from Massachusetts Kram3r may indeed travel interstate to New York and other bordering states, none of which is confirmed.

MY DREAM IS FINALLY ****ING TRUE!

haermm

It's just a rumour, it said on CNN he is still under house arrest.

Originally posted by Bloigen
It's just a rumour, it said on CNN he is still under house arrest.

Nah, I checked the official website kram3rwantsto****axelsobad.com and it is indeed true.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Nah, I checked the official website kram3rwantsto****axelsobad.com and it is indeed true.

That's the fan site. Anyway, I got the news from CNN, that's almost as reliable as Fox.

Originally posted by Bloigen
That's the fan site. Anyway, I got the news from CNN, that's almost as reliable as Fox.

I said OFFICIAL website. The fan site is kram3risso****ingfinerightnowandhewilldoanythingfo
rfivedollars.com. Plus, haven't you heard his song **** FOX & CNN they never cite me properly?

crazy

Poor Americans haermm

Can I come?haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Plus, haven't you heard his song **** FOX & CNN they never cite me properly?

I thought that was his protest song against Bruma.

Holy crap, I just read Germany is half the size of NSW, yet has a population of 4 times the entire country of Australia.

Texas has more population than our whole country, wtf pwnt haermm

SA is 4 times as big and has 1 million people, wtf, time to start breeding haermm

Near Frankston haermm

Hey, where all da white women at.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Hey, where all da white women at.

Did you just totally ****ing miss my references to you? ******. haermm

why are you coming to my state

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
why are you coming to my state

Originally posted by Kram3r
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/buttsecks-43951.jpg

no

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
no

Then it'll have to be http://www.robdamanii.com/macros/buttsecks_02.jpg

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
why are you coming to my state

To kill ****ing Tom Brady, that's why. haermm

Dunt worry, I'll be in Waltham or as it's commonly referred to as "Watch City". haermm

ill kill you doped

heh waltham thats like an hour from my house ermm i guess thats
okay haermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
ill kill you doped

heh waltham thats like an hour from my house ermm i guess thats
okay haermm

**** him and **** Farve. haermm

Why can't the niner's have a ****ing good quarterback. I miss Montana. haermm

Haha Yeah.

What a small world it is!

indeed

alex smith lawlz

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
indeed

alex smith lawlz

Shut up. haermm

I think my cousins are Pat's fans too, losers. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
**** him and **** Farve. haermm

Why can't the niner's have a ****ing good quarterback. I miss Montana. haermm

Haha Yeah.

What a small world it is! Shouldn't we **** Peyton while we're at it, then?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Shouldn't we **** Peyton while we're at it, then?

Yeah he's a **** too, ****ing Colts. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Shut up. haermm

I think my cousins are Pat's fans too, losers. haermm
theyre cooler than you haermm
Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah he's a **** too, ****ing Colts. haermm
yea kill him

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
theyre cooler than you haermm

yea kill him

No shit, they're American. haermm

Done. 131

i dunno why.

but i'm strangely atttracted to kramer.tongue_ss

Originally posted by Kram3r
No shit, they're American. haermm

Done. 131
you pwnt yourself haermm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i dunno why.

but i'm strangely atttracted to kramer.tongue_ss

And following in that fashion I'm attracted to the strangely. haermm

Thanks for the compliment, I guess. haermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
you pwnt yourself haermm

It happens. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
And following in that fashion I'm attracted to the strangely. haermm

Thanks for the compliment, I guess. haermm



It happens. haermm
i guess so haermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i guess so haermm

Make no mistake about it, it doesn't happen often. Like Mist and erections. haermm

double pwnt haermm

I'll be their Febuary....

kram3r is a singer?

i thought it was just a stupid name?

Welcome to America!

usaflag

Originally posted by Kram3r
Too bad it isn't SD. weep

Or Michigan. haermm



weep SD's probably warmer than stupid Massachusetts

Michigan, wtf? haermm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i dunno why.

but i'm strangely atttracted to kramer.tongue_ss

He's mine. tongue_ss

Originally posted by Kram3r
Sydney, Australia-- Mother of Kram3r (also known as Moth3r) confirmed today that Kram3r will be heading to the United States of America on the 23rd of December, 2007. The trip is Kram3r's first time to the United States since 1990 when he went to Hawaii, which, with all due respect, isn't really America. This embarks a three week tour, which two, two and a half, of those weeks will be spent in Massachusetts from which he'll travel all the way down to Los Angeles, California. Whilst up it is rumored that from Massachusetts Kram3r may indeed travel interstate to New York and other bordering states, none of which is confirmed.

MY DREAM IS FINALLY ****ING TRUE!

haermm Go to Fl ffs ermm

Yay for dreams! I'm happy for you, Kram3r's!! ^-^ Don't let ze Americano money confuse you too much. haermm

**** you Kram3r.
Why the **** aren't you coming to ****ing Vegas while I am there!
Where's the ****ing sex you ****ing promised me you ****?

Damn you and your insolence Kram3r!!!!!!!!!

Now George Bush is gonna raise taxes, AGAIN!

Originally posted by the welsh one
kram3r is a singer?

i thought it was just a stupid name?

**** you.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Welcome to America!

Thanks mate. 13

Originally posted by Naz
weep SD's probably warmer than stupid Massachusetts

Michigan, wtf? haermm

I know. weep

Axel lives in Michigan. haermm

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Go to Fl ffs ermm

I wish, but then I kinda didn't, but then I wished again. haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
Yay for dreams! I'm happy for you, Kram3r's!! ^-^ Don't let ze Americano money confuse you too much. haermm

Thank you.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
**** you Kram3r.
Why the **** aren't you coming to ****ing Vegas while I am there!
Where's the ****ing sex you ****ing promised me you ****?



I'LL GO TO ****ING ENGLAND NEXT ****ING TIME OKAY? THEN I'LL ****ING SEX UP HEAPS OF ****ING BRITS, MOSTLY INCLUDING YOU IS THAT ****ING FINE, ****.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Damn you and your insolence Kram3r!!!!!!!!!

Now George Bush is gonna raise taxes, AGAIN!

haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r

I'll GO TO ****ING ENGLAND NEXT ****ING TIME OKAY? THEN I'll ****ING SEX UP HEAPS OF ****ING BRITS, MOSTLY INCLUDING YOU IS THAT ****ING FINE, ****.

I ****ING GUESS THAT'LL HAVE TO ****ING DO! ****.

can't promise I'll save myself for you..
I need the sex k 131

Originally posted by Kram3r
**** you.



Thanks mate. 13



I know. weep

Axel lives in Michigan. haermm



I wish, but then I kinda didn't, but then I wished again. haermm



Thank you.



I'LL GO TO ****ING ENGLAND NEXT ****ING TIME OKAY? THEN I'LL ****ING SEX UP HEAPS OF ****ING BRITS, MOSTLY INCLUDING YOU IS THAT ****ING FINE, ****.



haermm

I'll give you 500 American dollars if you go to NY.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'll give you 500 American dollars if you go to NY.

Did you not read the first post? I probably am. Better than that $500 ready. haermm

Damn you and your, Kram3r-ness!!!!

Now George Bush will have our heads for sure!

Someone needs to create the first annual "Where's Roland" thread. haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I ****ING GUESS THAT'LL HAVE TO ****ING DO! ****.

can't promise I'll save myself for you..
I need the sex k 131

Damn you women. 131

Originally posted by Barker
Someone needs to create the first annual "Where's Roland" thread. haermm

Kkz, I willz. haermm

Two words . . . . . Reality Show!

'KRAM3ER GOES TO THE STATES"

That show is gonna go down harder than Arrested Development.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
That show is gonna go down harder than Arrested Development.

Hey, it lasted three seasons. Now 'Anchorwoman', that only lasted one episode.

'KRAM3R GOES TO THE STATES' is gonna go down faster than 'Anchorwoman'.

But i'll give some money yo see the 6 minutes of it!

Originally posted by Kram3r
I'LL GO TO ****ING ENGLAND NEXT ****ING TIME OKAY? THEN I'LL ****ING SEX UP HEAPS OF ****ING BRITS, MOSTLY INCLUDING YOU IS THAT ****ING FINE, ****.

If you go to England, you better come to Scotland. It's like England but good. herbhaermm2

Have Fun

LESS THAN A MOTHER****ERING WEEK TO GO!

THATS A BIT OF ALRIGHT MATE

A BIT OF I KNOW, RIGHT?

I suspect that you guys are visually impaired.

TAKE A BIT OF PAV AND A BIT OF MEAT PIE OVER THERE, SHOW THEM WHAT REAL FOOD IS .HAE

Come to Florida.

Or else....




You suck

Originally posted by Kram3r
Sydney, Australia-- Mother of Kram3r (also known as Moth3r) confirmed today that Kram3r will be heading to the United States of America on the 23rd of December, 2007. The trip is Kram3r's first time to the United States since 1990 when he went to Hawaii, which, with all due respect, isn't really America. This embarks a three week tour, which two, two and a half, of those weeks will be spent in Massachusetts from which he'll travel all the way down to Los Angeles, California. Whilst up it is rumored that from Massachusetts Kram3r may indeed travel interstate to New York and other bordering states, none of which is confirmed.

MY DREAM IS FINALLY ****ING TRUE!

haermm Indiana is where it's at 313

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I suspect that you guys are visually impaired.

mmm...

Originally posted by Outbound
TAKE A BIT OF PAV AND A BIT OF MEAT PIE OVER THERE, SHOW THEM WHAT REAL FOOD IS .HAE

AUSSIE PRIDE FOR LIFE MATE. .HAE

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Come to Florida.

Or else....




You suck

Maybe on Aussie Spring break. haermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Indiana is where it's at 313

Oh **** me! Weirdest dream last night. I was in Indiana airport after the flight over waiting for you to come pick me up, then I woke up. WTF is that shit about? haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Oh **** me! Weirdest dream last night. I was in Indiana airport after the flight over waiting for you to come pick me up, then I woke up. WTF is that shit about? haermm Obviously you pine for me mmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Obviously you pine for me mmm

Don't you have a Hilary Clinton centre to be holding up? mmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Don't you have a Hilary Clinton centre to be holding up? mmm I can hold up all of the Hillary Clinton centERs I want with all the awesomeness I exude. mmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I can hold up all of the Hillary Clinton centERs I want with all the awesomeness I exude. mmm

Why do you Hilary nuts always have the be the centRE of attention? mmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
A BIT OF I KNOW, RIGHT?

Tell me if you notice Britney.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Indiana is where it's at 313

Indiana wishes it was nearly as cool as Chicago.

OOOOOOHH!

Originally posted by Lana
Indiana wishes it was nearly as cool as Chicago.



How cold is Chicago? I have a lay over there before I head to Boston.

Very cold.

Originally posted by Kram3r
How cold is Chicago? I have a lay over there before I head to Boston.
usually about the same temperature as boston

Originally posted by Kram3r
How cold is Chicago? I have a lay over there before I head to Boston.

Right now, pretty damn cold. It also snowed a lot this weekend.

****. mmm

It's winter here, what do you expect?

Originally posted by Lana
It's winter here, what do you expect?

I don't know!

I'll put up with it. Can't be as cold as all you ****s are saying it is. mmm

I got a jacket. 131

And a lot more than that. haermm

Well, it's definitely well below freezing here

Originally posted by Lana
Well, it's definitely well below freezing here

Yeah try like -8 from what I hear. I've never seen (and if so, ever so rarely) temperature below 10 degrees (I'm talking Celsius of course not that wack system you use. mmm). haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I don't know!

I'll put up with it. Can't be as cold as all you ****s are saying it is. mmm

I got a jacket. 131

And a lot more than that. haermm
i live a half hour from boston and its 19 degrees with a windchill of 5 F
or for your aussie as its -7 C

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i live a half hour from boston and its 19 degrees with a windchill of 5 F
or for your aussie as its -7 C

Temperature is the same here. Woooo cold.

I hate cold.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i live a half hour from boston and its 19 degrees with a windchill of 5 F
or for your aussie as its -7 C

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK.

Well, lucky I have a jacket. haermm

Nice and sunny here in Southern California.

Temp only 62.

Few light showers later in the week.



Rats! I almost did....

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Nice and sunny here in Southern California.

Temp only 62.

Few light showers later in the week.

Now That's what a I want to hear. Kinda like an Aussie winter over there. 131wank

Originally posted by Kram3r
Now That's what a I want to hear. Kinda like an Aussie winter over there. 131wank

I wish we had Koalas and the Road Warrior here.

Don't let it phase you, WD>

Cali is still the best. Besides, we have Koala burgers.. pretty close.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Don't let it phase you, WD>

Cali is still the best. Besides, we have Koala burgers.. pretty close.

That reminds me...I'm having In-N-Out for dinner later tonight.

Originally posted by Lana
Indiana wishes it was nearly as cool as Chicago.

weep

Then how come so many Chicago residents go to IU? tongue

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
That reminds me...I'm having In-N-Out for dinner later tonight.

I have an In-N-Out burger shirt. mmm

in and out....hehehehe

I changed my location in preparation for my holiday. droolio

Not that I'll be on any computers for 3 weeks. haermm

AFK, puking. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
AFK, puking. haermm

MATE, A BIT OF **** YOU. WHEN I GET OFF THAT ****ING PLANE, I'M A BIT OF ****ING KISS THE ****ING GROUND. ****ING LOVE THAT SHIT, ****ING AMERICA, **** YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!! haermm

Bring a didgeridoo and play on the street for money, there's an American experience. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Bring a didgeridoo and play on the street for money, there's an American experience. haermm

I told Emilee I was going to meet you and she was like "REALLY!?" and I'm like "No." and she's like "Oh okay.". haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I told Emilee I was going to meet you and she was like "REALLY!?" and I'm like "No." and she's like "Oh okay.". haermm
What a ****. haermm

No, not you, her. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
What a ****. haermm

No, not you, her. haermm

Mate, I can't wait to speak around them Yanks. crylaugh

"Oi mate, can I have a bit of Pav to go? And don't skimp on the strawberries." etc etc etc

haermm

haermm crylaugh

Du film. uhuh