spetznaz
Senior Fanboy Killer
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Leader: Nick Fury
Punisher
Blade
WolverineWhere this team are going in this gauntlet?
1- Spider-Man
2- Black Panther / Storm
3- Batman / Robin (Tim Drake)
4- Batman and Nightwing
5- Spider-Man / Captain America
6- Namor
7- Namor / Captain America
8- Spider-Man / Captain America / Iron Fist
9- Iron Man
10- Iron Man / Iron Spider-Man
11- Hulk
What they get:
Wolverine: His clawz, naturally, and a titanium katana
Blade: A titanium katana, an automatic shotgun, two uzi
Nick Fury and Frank: A sniper, a shotgun, two Desert Eagle .50, and each of them got a bazooka with only one missile each.
First of all a spot of free education.
'Titanium Swords' are refered to as 'Sword Like Objects' by those people who collect swords. They are basically in the same category as those Katanas with dragon heads, katanas based on the series HighLander, swords from Lord of the Rings/Eragon/etc etc etc. Simply sword like objects ....they may look like swords, but they are worthless.
Only good for hanging up on the wall.
To be honest, it is even better to buy a stainless steel sword (one of the main materials used for sword like objects because a stainless steel sword is only good for display ....use it and it WILL hurt you when it snaps) because at least the stainless steel sword like object will cost LESS than the titanium SLO.
Thus, giving a titanium katana to Wolverine and Blade is basically tantamount to giving Batman a plastic batarang or giving Spiderman those 'webshooters' one buys from Walmart that shoot silly-string.
Titanium cannot be hardened to the proper Rockwell hardness (the most it can be done is up to around the mid-40s). Thus it is almost useless as a sword. There are certain titanium alloys that can be made extremely hard (over 85 on the Rc scale), but those are used for a micro-thin coating on knives. A sword made of them would be more brittle than glass ....literally.
Anyways, a titanium sword is more useless than a sturdy stick. Again ....literally more useless.
Anyways, there are many people who buy SLOs (both of the titanium steel kind as well as the stainless steel type) thinking that they are real swords. They are not. They are good for decoration (and because they are stainless steel they will not rust), but they are not functional. Using such a SLO will only lead it to snap and hurt you (and another danger is that they are not well attcahed to the handle ....they only have partial tangs ....so swinging them has led to many of the blades flying out and even hitting people).
A real sword is made of:
- carbon steel
- has a full tang (any sword that doesn't have a full tang, and is used, is a serious accident waiting to happen)
- properly forged ....which eliminates a lot of those cheap Chinese 'swords' that may be of carbon steel and have full tangs (but at least those 'swords' are not exactly sword like objects, but they are still not real swords just goodish replicas)
- finally the person has to be trained to use a sword.
Reason i am bringing this up is because in a comicbook forum there is a likelihood at least SOME people are interested in swords, and some of those may actually buy one.
If you want a sword save some money (you can get a good enough sword for around 400 bucks) and buy one. Do not waste your money on one of those 60 dollar Mall 'ninja swords.' Unless, ofcourse, all you want to do is make that SLO into a wall-hanger.
For 400 hundred bucks you can get a good sword of better quality than most swords of old (apart from certain masterpieces from Damascus and from Japan). For more money (say 1,000 bucks) you can get a TRULY exceptional sword.
Now, for above 50,000-85,000 dollars you can get a REAL Samurai sword made for you by one of very few JAPANESE (not some Chinese guy in a metal factory) swordsmith master in a traditional forge. That sword will never decrease in value, will be absolutely perfect, and will be able to (again ....literally) slice a person in half (although for people slicing a 1,000 dollar sword that is well made should be able to do that ....although doing 'tameshagiri' using humans has long been illegal in any country, even Afghanistan .....but it easily could).
Spend 60 bucks on a SLO, and start twirling it around, and you just might kill your younger brother when the blade flies off the handle (or pierce yourself in the arm when the blade shatters).
Go to YouTube and search for Katana, and you will see an interesting video where one of these salespeople on TV pierces himself in the arm when a Katana he is shaking around (trying to show people that it is strong) snaps and falls back on him. He simply taps it on the table and the thing snaps.
That is a SLO for you.
Anyways, back on the thread:
There is a chance Spiderman can stop the team (a non-jobbing Spiderman would be lethal .....imagine if Batman had Spiderman's powers plus his natural skills)
The team is DEFINITELY not passing through Storm.