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Dim
194 car pile up in Long Beach (Californa) last night...damn...what a way to ruin your night..and I bet the traffic jam from it was spectacular. 194 CARS!!!!...ouch.

Couldn't just grab the first pic so here's a link if you're interested in seeing smashed cars

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/West/11/03/car.wreck/index.html

Julie
I hate car accidents......I feel so bad for those poor people.

LanceWindu
I like the wreckage, but I don't like it when people get hurt.

Julie
I see...so you'd like to see something like that happen in an action movie or something where no one is really hurt.....just a lot of bent metal and cool special effects?

LanceWindu
Yeah, and at stunt shows.

ToMacco
What the hell happened? What caused it?

BackFire349
damn, thats why i dont go on the freeway, and the fact that i have no where to go.

Tex

BackFire349
tip # 1. never ever excpect a bjork thread anywhere except a bjork website.

ToMacco
Hopefully, no thread anywhere.

LanceWindu
The wreck is being blamed on fog.

finti

BackFire349
haha. thats a bit harsh. she's probably the tight that doesnt drive cuz its to 'cliche'

LanceWindu
You never know with her.

BackFire349
or she's the type who would start a car crash to find out its 'artistic meaning'

LanceWindu
lol

Or she's cause it by standing in the middle of the road wearing nothing but a dead swan.

BackFire349
i believe thats her next video.

finti

BackFire349
she looks like a china doll.

finti
she looks like a cabbage patch kid

BackFire349
lol, i remember those things. they used to scare me..oh no wait...thats was teh garbage can kids or whatever.

finti

BackFire349
i heard bjork lives on a mountain in a little cottage with a donkey or something.

finti
well its her voice though not the donkey

mah
you're all in for a decent smacking from tex!

mechmoggy
I'd liked to have seen a photo from a helicopter, that would have been one looooong crash site.

I suppose this means all our car insurance will go up AGAIN this year. sad

Thane Zereil
well I quite enjoy her music but then my taste in music is relatively ecclectic

Tex
OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!mad

It's going to look like a 60 car pile-up in here once I'm through with all you distasteful fiends:evilsadMah and Thane Zereil excluded of course)! big grin

LanceWindu
Nothing but hot air.

BackFire349
hot air huh? so thats how she makes those noises during her songs.

Tex
No, she records herself having sexsmile

BackFire349
no one would have sex with that creature.

Tex
Oh come now, who wouldn't want a piece of that?

BackFire349
i wouldnt.

LanceWindu
Me either.

Mujaffa

Captain REX
And that is just plain gross... sick

The fog? They are blaming it on the fog?! That's just stupid...couldn't they see all the broken glass? It was from the bad subscription glasses all the 194 drivers were wearing!

ToMacco
You have to remember that most people drive like shit.

LanceWindu
Here in Tennessee we have dehydrated idiots.

the instructions for them are:

1.) Add water.

2.) Watch them drive like dumbasses.

BackFire349
ive never been in an accident smile

Thane Zereil
believe me coming out of a car crash is never a good thing..still beats permanent death...

mechmoggy
I've been in a couple of bad accidents but wasn't driving for either. However recently I bumped into the back of some stupid fat bird who broke suddenly for no good reason and even more recently a bus clipped me when he tried to get round me going too fast. Luckily I had my insurance letter come through yesterday saying he's taking the full blame and hence I get it fixed for free.

The 1st bit of good news I've had a while.

LanceWindu
I've been in two accidents, in both I wasn't driving and in both it wasn't my drivers fault.

The crazy thing about the second one is that both my mom and sister were wearing their seatbelts and got injured, yet I wasn't wearing one and I was fine.

finti
maybe it is up to us to decide whether you are fine or not. That bump to your head....

LanceWindu
No bump at all, I hardley even moved when we got rear-ended.

Yet my mom got severe whiplash and my sister tore ligaments in her leg.

I got $600 dollars from insurance just for the hell of it and they got a few thousand a piece.

Thomas H
what is this thread actually about??

finti
you crashing in all those trees

LanceWindu
Read the first post and you'd know.

queeq
Intresting car crash.... 194 cars, makes you wonder if Americans know the car comes with a break.

finti
no they dont, just one pedal or it would get to complicated. big grin:

queeq
laughing out loud

Ushgarak
They are actually working on single pedal cars, I believe. Improves break response time.

Dim
How's that?..You just don't break at all?

queeq
I think that's the system with either a break on the wheel or when you let go of the gas pedal. I heard about that, it's pretty clever.

LanceWindu
I'd say it would be the one were you let off the gas and it brakes.

Ushgarak
I think the pedal tilts for breaking and acceleration in one. It's meant to work ok; it;s going through trial runs now.

finti
Like in Spaceballs, we brake for nobody

BackFire349
ah spaceballs, i love that movie.

finti
Comb the desert.

BackFire349
captured the stunt doubles. haha, classic.

finti
we found SHIIIT

BackFire349
hello my baby hello my darling.... smile

finti
go from suck to blow

queeq
And I did not see you playing with your dolls again.

Thane Zereil
things sometimes in here go bizaar

queeq
THanks.

Dim
Weirdness makes me grouchy..

queeq
I'll leave then wink

Dim
*pushes queeq out the door* Okay! hehehhee

Ushgarak
And she can push pretty hard...

Captain REX
*watchs queeq hit a trashcan and get run over by a street sweeper*

Oooo.....

Yes, we Americans aren't the smartest drivers are we? Everyday someone almost crashes into my mom because they are such idiots. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Dim
Yep...right over the edge.

Ushgarak
One flip of Dim's tail would knock most buildings down...

Be assured that drivers are just as bad everywhere, Rex. Save Italy, where they are indescribably worse.

Dim
Actually I don't think we're bad drivers at all..actually I think we're quite cautious.

queeq
Sure.... and your tail looks very sexy today. wink

Captain REX
Anyway, that car crash was pretty pathetic.

Tex
Cash Car Star- Smashing Pumpkins
You should download it cool

Captain REX
Okay, if you're sure it's really the Smashing Pumpkins and not Bjork...

queeq
What a very on-topic thing to say.... eek!

Ushgarak
This thread has had the best title of any in a long time!

queeq
I agree.... but what a nasty thing to do to such a nice title... staying on topic. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

finti
on topic???? what about that Space Ball driftaway

Captain REX
Or men on Mars?

Julie
what>>>>>*confused look*

finti
so what is so diffrent between that look and the ordinary look you have Julie?

queeq
That was good, but it didn't stay there.

finti
Comb the dessert

queeq
My schwartz is bigger than yours.

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