Whirly, you fail at life.

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Zeal Ex Nihilo
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being. haermm

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chillmeistergen
Well, it seems he's done what he set out to do.

Schecter
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being.

whats a whirly?

Alpha Centauri
Chill nailed it.

It was getting to the point where nobody cared, at all. Like, it probably became so routine for the mods to keep banning him that banning him wasn't even a bother anymore.

Now he's going to do it more than ever.

Congrats.

-AC

dadudemon
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being.

So what you are trying to say is I shouldn't eat dingle berries because they aren't really berries? Damn, I wish I would have known sooner. sick

Zeal Ex Nihilo
****. I spelled "proxy" like "moxie." Oh, well.

Schecter
oh stfu AC you sanctimonious pompous windbag.
whirly will troll regardless.

(i still love you)

dadudemon
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
****. I spelled "proxy" like "moxie." Oh, well.

Seeing as I am an IT nerd and I didn't care, it really isn't a big deal.

KidRock
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being.

I don't know who is more of a loser..Whirley or you for just typing out all that bullshit.

Schecter
Originally posted by KidRock
I don't know who is more of a loser..Whirley or you for just typing out all that bullshit.

shut up whirly

silver_tears
I enjoyed that laughing out loud

Devil King
So, should we invade Iraq or Iran?

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by Devil King
So, should we invade Iraq or Iran?
Both, IMO. Whirly is operating in Tehran.

Devil King
If he's in Tehran, why "both"?

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Iraqis smell funny.

Also, I'm not looking for anything logical. I just want to watch the whole world burn.

Mišt
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.


rofl

Futureman
Wow this Whirly is evil........

Schecter
Originally posted by Futureman
Wow this Whirly is evil........

he's just a witless retard.

not like you.


smile


*grabs bucket*

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
he's just a witless retard.

not like you.


smile


*grabs bucket*

I see, it's a race thing.

Schecter
Originally posted by Futureman
I see, it's a race thing.

its a fail thing

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
its a fail thing

You seem good at that here.

Schecter
Originally posted by Futureman
You seem good at that here.

no smilie?

smile

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
no smilie?

smile

I don't use smilies. I don't like them.

Schecter
Originally posted by Futureman
I don't use smilies. I don't like them.

ill make you break character like always. why? because i own you, whirly. i own your pathetic soul. you. are. mine.

smile

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
ill make you break character like always. why? because i own you, whirly. i own your pathetic soul. you. are. mine.

smile

You seem quite obsessed.

Schecter
well, if i have to be exposed to your idiocy at the gdf, i will make the best of it. thats why you have been my toy.

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
well, if i have to be exposed to your idiocy at the gdf, i will make the best of it. thats why you have been my toy.

You seem obsessed and your obsession is destroying this forum as far as I can see.

Schecter
Originally posted by Futureman
You seem obsessed and your obsession is destroying this forum as far as I can see.

oh reversal of blame. you're so clever whirly.

hey, remember this?

Originally posted by Schecter

a troll is so because they seek >>>self validation<<<. it has little or nothing to do with public approval. the concept being that they are such geniuses and everyone else is but simple creatures that they can manipulate them, turn them against eachother, befriend them with one account and attack them with the other. like a kid with an antfarm. they are superior and we are all but a herd of dumb animals. this way they can temporarily forget how much their lives really suck.

cry for me

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
oh reversal of blame. you're so clever whirly.

hey, remember this?



cry for me

No I don't remember that. You seem obsessed. I pity you.

Schecter
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/tears.jpg

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/tears.jpg

Still can't think of anything, can you. Why don't you show up at the top of the screen? It's weird. It's like you're always on.

Schecter
mmmmmmmmm more tears. MORE!!! droolio

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
mmmmmmmmm more tears. MORE!!! droolio

Yup, you are destroying this forum.

Schecter
you're gonna make me ejaculate

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
you're gonna make me ejaculate

What a sad thing to say. It's just weird.

Schecter
lol *spooge*

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
lol *spooge*

yup, you have nothing to offer at all.

Schecter
Originally posted by Futureman
yup, you have nothing to offer at all.

i have lots to offer you. fat and deep. so deep. just for you whirly.

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
i have lots to offer you. fat and deep. so deep. just for you whirly.

Just plain strange.

Schecter
Originally posted by Futureman
Just plain strange.

you know you want it. bite for it, whore.

Futureman
Originally posted by Schecter
you know you want it. bite for it, whore.

stranger still.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Schecter
lol *spooge*

Even though I expected it...I stil lol'd at this post.

Dexter_Morgan
Originally posted by dadudemon
Even though I expected it...I stil lol'd at this post.

I just thought as the other guy said, it was strange, I also thought maybe a little sad and very repetitive.

smoker4
Lol, the other guy!

Dexter_Morgan
Hello Schecter.

smile

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