My Kram3r tributes are better. Herb None.

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Bloigen
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!


I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".


So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)

Syren
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

That line, is awesome.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Syren
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

That line, is awesome.

It's about Kram3r not the song! nahuh

the welsh one
where is kram3r

Scythe
Not here...

Piggle Humsy
yeah w00t

Scythe
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yeah w00t

NOT HERE!

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Scythe
NOT HERE!

i.m drunk i fogo where i want no expression

Scythe
Umm, look a kitty!!

Piggle Humsy
eek!

*stmubles off towards somewhere*

Scythe
Aww...

Piggle Humsy
h:appy: ywah

Scythe
Hehehehehehe, Piggle's funny, she's gone nuts!

Piggle Humsy
i ahve not.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Scythe
Hehehehehehe, Piggle's funny, she's gone nuts!

Let's take advantage of her! Yay!

Scythe
Originally posted by Bloigen
Let's take advantage of her! Yay!

I'm surprised you didn't say Giggity Giggity Goo...

Piggle Humsy
&falls down*

Bloigen
Originally posted by Scythe
I'm surprised you didn't say Giggity Giggity Goo...

How surprised?

Piggle Humsy
lkie 10. haha.

Scythe
Originally posted by Bloigen
How surprised?

Like a ten in the b*tch cannon.

Piggle Humsy
woo

Scythe
Whee!

Piggle Humsy
hahahaha *rols aournd on floor*

Scythe
WHEEEEEE!

Sol Valentine
Should I get the video camera?

Piggle Humsy
yeah casuse im all horny.

Scythe
....

Thorrin
No reply.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yeah casuse im all horny.

Cool, remember to put the video on rapidshare for us all to see.

Piggle Humsy
nah dunt think so.

Thorrin
disgust

Piggle Humsy
haha - nelson

Röland
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
haha - nelson

http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/2007/57367-simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

S_D_J
Originally posted by Scythe
Umm, look a titty!!
vin

Scythe
Originally posted by S_D_J
vin

WTH?

S_D_J
big grin

Scythe
I wanna see one.

S_D_J
let's wait for Piggle Humsy's video then...durty


IF there is one big grin

Scythe
Uh oh

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