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Which character's dialogue can you consistently count on to entertain and amuse you?

Deadpool for sure. By a country mile.
Spider Man is right behind him.
The Hulk, when written by Peter David.

I personally generally prefer the dialogue of villains, especially arrogant meglomaniacs:

ie.

Dr. Doom, Apocalypse, Darkseid

Deadpool.

I actually like some of Wolverine dialogue. No nonsense. Spiderman is probably the best hillarious.

Batman gets the coolest lines.
For example?

Random Villain: "B..but I saw you crushed under all that debris, how did you survive?"

Batman: "I'm the Batman."


I also like a lot of comments from the ultimate Universe eg Cap's "You think this stands for France?" moment. I loved it when Ultimate Xavier took down Magneto with "Goodbye old friend, give my regards to the Dodo."

My favourite line in a comic probably has to be In the last issue of Ultimates vol 1 when Iron-man gets the idea of disposing the universe destroying bomb by giving it to Thor to get rid of and Black Widow says something like.....

Black Widow: "What's Thor going to do? Dump it in Narnia, we aren't talking about a Norse God, Thor's a delusional schizophrenic."

Then the doors open to reveal Thor stood silhouetted in the sunlight....

Thor: "Oh ye of little Faith."

Coolest scene ever!!!!!

Layla Miller, Emma Frost, Deadpool

Originally posted by willRules

My favourite line in a comic probably has to be In the last issue of Ultimates vol 1 when Iron-man gets the idea of disposing the universe destroying bomb by giving it to Thor to get rid of and Black Widow says something like.....

Black Widow: "What's Thor going to do? Dump it in Narnia, we aren't talking about a Norse God, Thor's a delusional schizophrenic."

Then the doors open to reveal Thor stood silhouetted in the sunlight....

Thor: "Oh ye of little Faith."

Coolest scene ever!!!!!

B*tch please, Thor wouldn't DARE drop it in Narnia. Aslan would tear his f*cking face off !

Originally posted by ExodusCloak
Layla Miller, Emma Frost, Deadpool

Mutie lover.


Originally posted by grey fox
B*tch please, Thor wouldn't DARE drop it in Narnia. Aslan would tear his f*cking face off !

*slaps grey fox in the face with a glove* Dont blaspheme b*tch!

Originally posted by Alfheim
Mutie lover.

Deadpools not a mutant

I'll give Spidey props at times...I like Batman as well...and when written properly Wonder Women can be a riot.

But off the top of my head that's about it...

I admit to laughing at some of the Hulks one-liners in WWH though.

Originally posted by grey fox
B*tch please, Thor wouldn't DARE drop it in Narnia. Aslan would tear his f*cking face off !

Totally agree, As cool as Thor is, He's no Aslan. Aslan's a total badass

Originally posted by ExodusCloak
Deadpools not a mutant



I knew you'd say that.

avengers advantures has some of the funnest lines

Originally posted by Alfheim
Mutie lover.




*slaps grey fox in the face with a glove* Dont blaspheme b*tch!

Dude, Lion Jesus is fine with it, as is Fem-Jesus.

Tommy Monaghan and John Constantine always get great lines.

Swamp Thing is fun to listen to, especially if you're reading the Alan Moore era: I like reading his lines aloud: "The Green...all your....hate...and...anger....washes...over into it....the Trees...The Trees!...THE TREES!" if you read his lines aloud with the ellipses in them, at the pace you imagine Swamp Thing talking in, it's great.

Jack Hawksmoor always gets good lines.

Batman is key for some great badass lines- "I'm not here for the wedding. Just the fight."

Dr. Strange always gets good ones too. He works best when he's more witty and literary than when writers make him sound topical though.

Hands down though, Blaastar from the Negative Zone has the best lines.

Originally posted by grey fox
Dude, Lion Jesus is fine with it, as is Fem-Jesus.

As a Christian I'm gonna regret this one.......


What's Fem-Jesus?

GO BE invunerable in JERSEY

i'm the juggernaut *****!

etc etc

spiderman's lines are cool!

as are

Originally posted by willRules
As a Christian I'm gonna regret this one.......


What's Fem-Jesus?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/Irondrake/1193786934130-1.jpg

Thats Fem-Jesus !

Meh. Spidey has some 'heh' moments.

Deadpool has moments.

He also has moments.

Spider-Man
Deadpool
Thor
Thanos
Doom
Batman
Black Adam... "Black Adam does not scatter!"
*splat*

Originally posted by grey fox
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/Irondrake/1193786934130-1.jpg

Thats Fem-Jesus !

Originally posted by grey fox
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/Irondrake/1193786934130-1.jpg

Thats Fem-Jesus !
that was an amazingly crappy one-shot. I gave it a try because that authors main series is amazing, but that one was worse than just about anything I've ever read.

Originally posted by Akuki
that was an amazingly crappy one-shot. I gave it a try because that authors main series is amazing, but that one was worse than just about anything I've ever read.

Akuki just ceased to exist in my eyes.

Mexican Satan was awesome !

Originally posted by Master-Borg
Which character's dialogue can you consistently count on to entertain and amuse you?

Batman by far.

Originally posted by Citizen V
He also has moments.

Originally posted by grey fox
Mexican Satan was awesome !















































No, just.....No.

Originally posted by willRules


No, just.....No.

Yes !!!!

I'll post scans

Blackbolt vin

(Some character groans): "...Daddy?"

Deadpool: "I'm like an NBA player that way, what can I say?"

OR

Deadpool, after getting his severed head reattached: "What's been going on here? Something weird. Oh yeah; I stopped talking for five minutes! How'd that happen?"

OR

Deadpool as THORPOOL: "Pardon me, does thou have any Grey Poupon?"

Originally posted by Master-Borg
Which character's dialogue can you consistently count on to entertain and amuse you? Peter Griffin.

Originally posted by grey fox
Yes !!!!

I'll post scans No.

Originally posted by grey fox
Yes !!!!

I'll post scans


Do it and I will do something you may not agree with...... I'm gonna....

Pray for you

Current Thor
Deadpool
Emma Frost
Batman

Originally posted by roughrider
(Some character groans): "...Daddy?"

Deadpool: "I'm like an NBA player that way, what can I say?"

OR

Deadpool, after getting his severed head reattached: "What's been going on here? Something weird. Oh yeah; I stopped talking for five minutes! How'd that happen?"

OR

Deadpool as THORPOOL: "Pardon me, does thou have any Grey Poupon?"



Those are some of the moments.

Spider-Man, Deadpool, Galactus, and Dr. Doom.

Maximus, Thor, Deadpool and Adam Warlock

Deadpool

http://img135.imagevenue.com/loc174/th_07555_HeroesForHire10p10_122_174lo.jpg http://img9.imagevenue.com/loc1064/th_07562_HeroesForHire10p11_122_1064lo.jpg

SHORYUKEN!

Originally posted by willRules
Do it and I will do something you may not agree with...... I'm gonna....

Pray for you

Why Pray ?

For straight dialogue of pure ownership, current Thor is terrific.
What did he say after he smacked down & depowered Iron Man recently?

"Give your orders and ultimatums to those who choose to obey. Or are too cowardly to fight. NOT to me."thumbsup

Originally posted by grey fox
Why Pray ?

It seems appropriate for some who describes "Mexican Satan" as "Awesome"

Actually, I find Thor to be one of the most annoying characters when it comes to dialogue.

Batman has a lotta good dialogue

Originally posted by batdude123
Actually, I find Thor to be one of the most annoying characters when it comes to dialogue.

The old Thor was.

The Joker also has some sexcellent dialogue as well.

Originally posted by batdude123
Actually, I find Thor to be one of the most annoying characters when it comes to dialogue.

Only when he needs to express a thought more than one sentence long

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Only when he needs to express a thought more than one sentence long

Which happens quite often.

Originally posted by SuperiorTech
Deadpool

http://img135.imagevenue.com/loc174/th_07555_HeroesForHire10p10_122_174lo.jpg http://img9.imagevenue.com/loc1064/th_07562_HeroesForHire10p11_122_1064lo.jpg
Sabertooth-"Scream for me"
Deadpool "ok, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD" How was that?

Originally posted by batdude123
Which happens quite often.

I just look at the pictures and guess when he has lengthy dialogue.

J. Jonah Jameson in the Spiderman film's are the best bits of Dialogue.

Namor

Originally posted by HueyFreeman

Sabertooth-"Scream for me"
Deadpool "ok, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD" How was that?

More.

Sabretooth: "Enough, Wilson!"
Deadpool: "Wait, now I'll do it like a little girl! EEK! EEK! EEK!"
Sabretooth: "ENOUGH!"