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Hi!
We need a game or something to liven the place up, especially since people like lovelyone and mina are back after such a long hiatus. We have to entice them to stick around. The rules of this game are simple: parody a movie using POTC characters. Someone will guess it and parody their own movie and so on. I'll go first.


(Will wakes up on the Flying Dutchman)

Will: What a day. I hope that weird bite hasn't done anything weird to me.

(Crewman comes in giving him his breakfast on a tray)

Crewman: May I say, sir, you don't look as nerdy as you usually do.

Will: Uh thanks.

(Crewman starts to drop the tray. Will shoots out a webbing from his hand and catches it)

Crewman: Good save, sir.

Will: (looks at his hand with wide eyes) Uh....whow.

Ooh! Great idea!


Taking a wild guess here (somewhat literally) - uh...Spiderman?

Question, does it have to be a movie? Or can it be a TV series (pretty well known)?

(Jack on the Pearl in DMC when Davy comes on deck)

Ragetti: Ew, he's all slimey and nasty!

Jack: Shame on you, Ragetti! Can you not see dat you have insulted the freak?! You must tell me, who the heck are you? (playing selective memory).

Davy: I'm Davy Jones, the Sea Lord. You owe me a debt and its time to pay up.

Jack: I propose an exchange, how many souls is mine worth?

Davy: (thinks) 100 souls.

Jack: Done. Let's seal it in blood...er...ink.

(they shake hands, Davy leaves)

Jack: The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on! Time to robot! I am very clever king. I am super genius. I am robot king of the Pirate things. (*does drunk robot*) Afterall, who am I?

(looks expectantly at crew, who are silent)

Jack: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Please feel free to bask in my glow! Ahhaha!


Welll...I tried, thats all I can say

Oh man, this is fun... I can't guess it savvysparrow, and its making me feel very pop-culture unsavvy. Hints?

hm...its an animated film with cute fluffy animals

donald the duck?

nope

eh, ai don't know many fluffy movies :/

hmm...another hint?

aye, it's rabbits movie?

nope

The film takes place (mostly) on an island

still no idea, not too much tv obsessed

oh, not a tv series, its still a movie.

Originally posted by savvysparrowluv
Ooh! Great idea!


Taking a wild guess here (somewhat literally) - uh...Spiderman?

Question, does it have to be a movie? Or can it be a TV series (pretty well known)?

(Jack on the Pearl in DMC when Davy comes on deck)

Ragetti: Ew, he's all slimey and nasty!

Jack: Shame on you, Ragetti! Can you not see dat you have insulted the freak?! You must tell me, who the heck are you? (playing selective memory).

Davy: I'm Davy Jones, the Sea Lord. You owe me a debt and its time to pay up.

Jack: I propose an exchange, how many souls is mine worth?

Davy: (thinks) 100 souls.

Jack: Done. Let's seal it in blood...er...ink.

(they shake hands, Davy leaves)

Jack: The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on! Time to robot! I am very clever king. I am super genius. I am robot king of the Pirate things. (*does drunk robot*) Afterall, who am I?

(looks expectantly at crew, who are silent)

Jack: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Please feel free to bask in my glow! Ahhaha!


Welll...I tried, thats all I can say

Madagascar

ding ding ding, we've got ourselves a winner Give that lass a prize!

thank you, thank you...

OHHH!!! hahaha... it's been a while since I saw that. well done.

I know I didn't guess it, but I'll throw in an obvious one here just for fun.

Will: I'm not a simpleton, Jack. You knew my father!

Jack: No, Will.... I am your father.

Will: That's impossible!

Jack: Well, your mom looked so fetching with her two side-buns and all, how could I resist?

Suddenly, Elizabeth runs onto the scene.

Elizabeth: We have to blow up the Flying Dutchman! It only has one weakness. Help me, Will Turner, you're my only hope!

I have no idea... I think the first line waz from COTBP... no clue about the rest...

Star Wars, right? Now if you're looking for the specific episode, I'm shot - I'd need Jaeh to help with that one, lol

However, the post was *awesome*.

savvy, i wanted no one to guess urs, coz im like when jack said "can you not see that you have insulted the freak!?" im like: MADAGASCAR!!! lol:P

OOO I have one. After thinking a while.

Barbossa: I suppose in return you want me to not kill the wHelp. (using the h sound!)

Jack: You mean "welp"

Barbossa: That's what I said. "whelp"

Jack: No you said "whelp" not "welp" You don't say the h it's silent.

Barbossa: wHelp.

Jack: *sigh*

Barbossa: This reminds me of that time I went skiing with Blackbeard..

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Well. I tried. haha..

Lol, its great but I'm totally stumped

no idea:P

teehee wait is it movies only? whatever it is a tv show lol

its from family guy. here's the video. the part starts at :50

http://youtube.com/watch?v=478nGQ0qj1M

They always compare things on family guy too so I added the blackbeard part hehe

i remember that lol

ill do one lol


Bootstrap: *to will when hes captured* Mornin' sleepin' beauty!

Will: Where, where am I?

Bootstrap: Well yer on the Flyin Dutchman, the cutest little ship in the whole ocean!

Will: Who are you?

Bootstrap: Well my names Bootstrap! Whats yours?

Will: Bootstrap

Bootstrap: Hey! is your name Bootstrap too?

Davy Jones: Bootstrap, bring the prisioner

Bootstrap: Yes sir! C'mon Bootstrap.

Will: No! where are you taking me!?




Okay, thats the best i could do, but i really wanted to do that movie:P

CARS!!!!

*holds arms in touchdown position*

It took me forever....to figure this out, it was driving (lol) me crazy. I love that movie! Great job! I guess its my turn to do one now?

yer, do musical!!!:P lol i was watchin it last nite, so i decided to do it lol

Here is a sad attempt at one...

Elizabeth(dressed as a man): Practice with me...

Will: okay

Elizabeth: ask me if I like something...

Will: okay... Do you like... cheese?

Elizabeth: I love it! Especially gouda!

Will: Spider!

*tarentula crawla across the floor*

Elizabeth: AHHHHH!!!

Will: AHHHHHHH!!!

Elizabeth: AHHHH!!!

Will: don't do that girl voice thing again... it freaked me out...



Not exact script of the movie...

I know it! She's a man, I love that movie

YUP!! I love that movie too...

yeah, i knew it was shes a man when the spider was there

I knew it because of gouda

That scene is so funny... I like the scene when she gets back from the fair and her roomate has a tampon shoved up his nose...

yes!! lmao

yes, that's good scene too

sif, go:P

I think we're getting off topic...

i know, thats y i said "go"

oooo

lol, some1 go

Jack: *dancing*
Beckett: What the hell is this. My name is Lord Cutler Beckett*runs in, they start fight*
Jack: Aye
crew: *runs in and throw Beckett through the window. to Jack* did they hurt you?
Jack: Nah.
crew: so what's the problem
Jack: my reputation

well, I tried

no idea

I think I know who will get it

*points at potcfan* her?

if not

*stares angrily at jaeh* her?

if not.....

*kicks savvy and points* her?

it's somebody who has jack's name in his nick, that's all I can tell, I'm going to sleep now

lol

now i give up

Originally posted by Sifzensinril
Jack: *dancing*
Beckett: What the hell is this. My name is Lord Cutler Beckett*runs in, they start fight*
Jack: Aye
crew: *runs in and throw Beckett through the window. to Jack* did they hurt you?
Jack: Nah.
crew: so what's the problem
Jack: my reputation

well, I tried

Stardust!!! That was a cute film.

oooo let me try one...

Will: We must have switched bodies or something...

Jack: Let's...

Will: Let's uh.. jolt!!

Jack: yeah

* run across room and smack into each other*

Will: Well, that didn't work...

Freaky Friday!

Liz: Goodbye, Gibbs. Don't cry. I don't want you to rust over.

Gibbs: Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking. (starts bawling)

Liz: Aw. (moves on) Goodbye, Barbossa. I know it isn't right, but I kind of liked you better when you were an undead pirate who was trying to kill me and all my friends before you became a curmudgeon.

Barbossa: It's all been for you.

Liz (moves on to Jack): I think I'll miss you the most.

Jack: Then why aren't we getting it on?

WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!!! i LOVE it!!! that has to be my favorite one. Oh my gosh. the last line.... AHHH!!! So true.

You're supposed to come up with a movie for all of us, Kate. Let me PM you something about Oz.

Awww...I love the wizard of Oz

A friend of mine is writing a Pirates of Oz fic, lol

Okay, can anyone go, or do you have to guess and score before you can throw one in? This is clever on a buncha different levels.

Go ahead, tex. Let's have anyone go. I just ask that we guess before someone else does one.

Jack: No Grip! No grip! No Grip!
Barbossa: Jack, less claw, more pad
Jack: Oh, okay.

Jack: That huuuuurt




and i wanted to put this one in too:P(same move:P)

Jack: I've had dirt, I don't like dirt, it tastes like dirt!



i have sooooo many good quotes from this movie....thats just one i thought jack would say:P

fine...
it was over the hedge:P


okay, heres one...coz i lyk it:P


Liz: Jack?
Jack: Yeah?
Liz: You see what I'm saying?
Jack: Yep, totally.
Liz: I know he's your best friend, but you do live with him.
Jack: I know.
Liz: It's not that I don't like Will.

Liz: Will, it's not that I don't like you.
Will: It's alright.
Liz: It would just be nice if we could spend a bit more time together, just the two of us. It's just with Will here, it's no wonder I want to bring my flat mates out and then that only exacerbates things.
Jack: What do you mean?
Liz: Well you guys hardly get on, do you?
Jack: No, what does exacerbate mean?
Liz: It means um, to make things worse.
Jack: Right. Well I mean, it's not that I don't like Barbossa and Tia.

Jack: Guys, it's not that I don't like you.
together: It's alright.
Jack: And it's not that I don't want to spend time with you cause I do. It's just Will doesn't have too many friends.
Will: Can I get... any of you c***s... a drink?




i only changed the names...Liz is the real name tho:P

no clue

taking a really wild guess...uh...You Me and Dupree? I've really got no clue, that just popped into my head while reading

haha that's what it sounds like.. hmmm...

I know I know! I cheated and googled it. It's from Shaun of the Dead!

yay!! pockyness got it rightness

Okay, here's one or two...

Liz: What are we going to do?
Jack: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
Will: Please don't say were not going to take the ship home. Please don't say were not going to take the ship home. Please don't say were not going to take the ship home.
Jack: If you had access to a ship like this, would you take it back right away?

Jack: Neither would I.



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Will: Why'd you kick me?
Jack: Where's your brain?
Will: Why'd you kick me?
Jack: Where's your brain?
Will: Why'd you kick me?
Jack: Where's your brain?
Will: I asked you first.
Jack: How can we pick up Lizzie if Beckett is there with her?
Will: I said for her to be there alone and you freaked.
Jack: Now, I didn't hit you. I lightly slapped you.
Will: You hit me. Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Cutler Beckett? The man could squash my (censored) into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings. *sniffle*

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Barbossa: Any calls?
Answering Machine: You have no messages.
Barbossa: Odd. Better check the outgoing.
Answering Machine: If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.
Barbossa: Hmm. Hmm. Oh well *shrugs*

okay,

1st and 2nd are ferris buellers day off, 3rd is how the grinch stole christmas???


Jack: Is it like the Bible says? Is she going to Hell?
Teague: I don't know everything about God, but I do know he's not going to send that little girl to Hell.
Jack: Then I'm going to Hell, because it's all my fault.
Teague: Don't you think that, even for a minute.

Yup, you got it!

Hm...I'll have to think about yours, lol - its tough!

*hint* i cried soo much in this...very sad*end-hint*:P

Okay, I cheated and looked it up online since I didn't see that movie, lol - Bridge to Terabithia?

yes

Okay this one is so easy.

COTBP: Scene Jack has agreed to help will. Will sets Jack free from the Jail cell. After Jack gets his stuff he puts his arm around Will and tells him.

Jackome day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me.

Another One
Jack:Mozart? Mozart is dead, his problems are over, help MEEE.

dont know the second one but i think the 1st is Godfather

Will is talking to Liz

Will: This is my shot, Liz. I can't jeopardized that.
Liz: But it's whats right.
Will: I'm sorry Liz. I just think this adventure is a little...too big for me.

The other one was from The Movie "The Money Pit" With Tom Hanks and Shelly Long.

The one zac_depp_is_love posted was from HAIRSPRAY!!!! Good movie. Good post.

hello

think ill do another one:P



*easy if u know these terms*:P



Jack: You know what a Soc is?
Will: What?
Jack: White trash with mustangs and madras*spit*

Oh! The Outsiders! I haven't seen that for so long. Let's see...

(Will is huddled in a bed with a blanket wrapped around him. Jack has come to visit him)

Will: Why are you sad?

Jack: What makes you think I'm sad?

Will: Yours eyes told me.

Jack: That's just plain unsettling, mate. (looks at him) Fine, I'm sad because I don't have a ship, or a girl, and my two best friends are married off doing their own thing.

Will: I'm going to tell you my secret now.

Jack: (hesitant but supportive) Okay.

Will: (pause) I see undead people.

Jack: (pause) See them...like in graves?

Will: Sailing on ships and looking for treasure like regular people.

Jack: How often do you see them?

Will: All the time.

Sixth Sense! Haha!

I made up a joke when I was little based off that movie...
Me: Doctors scare me
Random Friend: Aw, why?
Me: *whispered* They see sick people


Okay, I'll think up one later and post it