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teh Spunk, teh Snaz, teh Spook, teh Swindlinest cat in town! Happy Birthday Smurph, We all know this thread will be filled with more spam then your teeth, after your done eating your weight in Birthday Cake.

Happy Bday, ol' Sport.

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Ok, this is the moment I add a bunch of dancing bananna emoticons ermmha

Happy Birthday Smurph

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happybday
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happy b-day my friend

herbtouched

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stoned

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
herbtouched

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stoned

your sig is the greatest thing i've ever seen.

He's a cool Smurph.

Happy B'day Smurfy.

you get your present later tonight

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Happy B'day Smurfy.

you get your present later tonight You're so homosexual.

Originally posted by Blight
You're so homosexual.

You assume i'm male despite my profile saying unknown?

sexist pig.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
You assume i'm male despite my profile saying unknown?

sexist pig. You're such a male homosexual.

Is there cake?

Originally posted by Blight
You're such a male homosexual.

pffft.


I'm more woman then you could handle...


Put then again,word on the street is you've yet to handle any woman haermm

Originally posted by Martian_mind
pffft.


I'm more woman then you could handle...


Put then again,word on the street is you've yet to handle any woman haermm Well then you haven't listened to the word on the street

Tell him, red.

Originally posted by Blight
Well then you haven't listened to the word on the street

Tell him, red.

So You want Red to back up your sexual encounters,but call me homosexual?


oh Blight,that closet must be so cramped,what with you, Red,Jason and Smurf all huddled together.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
So You want Red to back up your sexual encounters,but call me homosexual?


oh Blight,that closet must be so cramped,what with you, Red,Jason and Smurf all huddled together. You say that right after you implied you were going to lay smurph

And Red knows the story because... well.. He just knows the story

You, sir, may question my sexuality any other day of the year, but today!? schmoll

Originally posted by Blight
You say that right after you implied you were going to lay smurph

And Red knows the story because... well.. He just knows the story

I also pointed out i'm not definetly male.

Well,usually participants have a fair idea of events,unless they were drugged or tipsy....

which,if said event did happen,would most definetly have been a catalyst.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
You, sir, may question my sexuality any other day of the year, but today!? schmoll

So your saying you don't want a cake with a naked Christian Bale on it?

Originally posted by Martian_mind
So your saying you don't want a cake with a naked Christian Bale on it? Depends on whether the reference about making the penis look like a bunny rabbit would go over your head or not.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w313/illadelph12_prime/TehHeatVisionIntense.jpg

(No, it's not me)

Skip to the spam: That's how Delph rolls.

Rabbit penises...

Not an enjoyable mental image i must say.

Nevamind, if you don't get it. Just because it wasn't a Scrubs reference... laughcry

Anyways, you and all your races (not just australians, humans too), have until midnight tomorrow to deliver to me a thousand presents, or my SmurfStar (we had it before Vader had his) will fire and annihilate you.

Good luck, etc.

By which I mean... g'nite.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
Nevamind, if you don't get it. Just because it wasn't a Scrubs reference... laughcry

Anyways, you and all your races (not just australians, humans too), have until midnight tomorrow to deliver to me a thousand presents, or my SmurfStar (we had it before Vader had his) will fire and annihilate you.

Good luck, etc.

By which I mean... g'nite. You won't blow up Smizasche... we're in a pocket dimension where you can't reach us...... and by that I mean your pocket.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
Nevamind, if you don't get it. Just because it wasn't a Scrubs reference... laughcry

Anyways, you and all your races (not just australians, humans too), have until midnight tomorrow to deliver to me a thousand presents, or my SmurfStar (we had it before Vader had his) will fire and annihilate you.

Good luck, etc.

By which I mean... g'nite.


Eh,Martians are immune to your petty Smurfstar.

Smizasche are immune to all... unless it involves totally hot sex with mega babes.

Happy Birthday Smurph, I'll pm you some naked doggy pics .

I want your babies.

You better share...

happy birthday Smurph

Thanks, haermm, and Red, I don't do that partner swapping thang.

Happy Birthday happybday

Have a good one

happy bday. haermm

Pict knows what i'm talking about.

Thanks, but late. ermm

I'll forgive you.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
Thanks, but late. ermm

I'll forgive you. Well I hope you can forgive me as well for being late.

But happy B-Day!

w00t

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
Depends on whether the reference about making the penis look like a bunny rabbit would go over your head or not.

I just had to post because I know what it's about w00t

"What is wrong with me? It looked more delicious when it was a penis!"

haermm

and um belated birthday wishes

Happy belated b-day Smurph.

Lolz.

Gracias.

Etc.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
Lolz.

Gracias.

Etc.

Stop trying to bump yourself up for compliments

Your birthday is over, the thread shall die now!!