tyne-wear derby this Saturday

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Kevy2007
Wish Old Keano could play with Sunderland so he could break some Toon legs. I hope he gets the lads to dig into the black and white thugs and their scummy supporters. Go Mackems!!!

Reverend Axel
****.

SelphieT
thread sucks

the welsh one
its going to be weird for chopra?

anyway shouldnt this be in the sports forum?

Kelly_Bean
I prefer MY state's Kentucky Derby. schmoll

Kevy2007
Originally posted by SelphieT
thread sucks

you suck, t wat

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Kevy2007
you suck, t wat
She has a tw@t, yes. Do you have something against twats?

SelphieT
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
She has a tw@t, yes. Do you have something against twats?

He probably likes teh cock. Especially in his ass.

the welsh one
isnt a tw@t a pregnant fish?

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by SelphieT
He probably likes teh cock. Especially in his ass.
crylaugh

Kevy2007
Originally posted by SelphieT
He probably likes teh cock. Especially in his ass.

No I like sticking it in your ma's tight fanny

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Kevy2007
No I like sticking it in your ma's tight fanny
Ewww...you do grandma's? sick

SelphieT
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
crylaugh

Or maybe slapping against his face. Oohhh he loves that.

Kevy2007
You suck the cock *****, slapper

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by SelphieT
Or maybe slapping against his face. Oohhh he loves that.
Yeah...all 4 inches RIGHT across the kisser.

Kevy2007
I don't know what you're talking about you ugly emo c unt. Go away and get some deodrant ye smelly slapper

Lightningrod
off topic zoo as usual

the welsh one
Originally posted by Kevy2007
I don't know what you're talking about you ugly emo c unt. Go away and get some deodrant ye smelly slapper

you can smell people by internet? nice

by the way, newcastle to win 3-0 i think

Kevy2007
f you were being smart, the correct word was "over" you stupid c unt.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Kevy2007
I don't know what you're talking about you ugly emo c unt. Go away and get some deodrant ye smelly slapper
There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
A.) You've never seen my appearance.
B.) Stereotyping is for retards.
C.) Yes I have a c*nt, why try to use that as an insult against me?
D.) You can't smell me through the computer and I just took a shower about 5 minutes ago anyway.
E.) You can't spell deodorant.
F.) WTF is a slapper?

the welsh one
Originally posted by Kevy2007
f you were being smart, the correct word was "over" you stupid c unt.

go die *******

Lightningrod
reported...stupid noob

Kevy2007
Tiocfaidh ar la ye wanker

Kelly_Bean
This is now my favorite thread. smile


Nice job, sock. Happy Dance

the welsh one
Originally posted by Lightningrod
reported...stupid noob

itd be smarter to report kevy2007

Lightningrod
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
This is now my favorite thread. smile


Nice job, sock. Happy Dance

yeah i was thinking sock too

Kevy2007
Ye clear off Emo knob.

Lightningrod
Originally posted by the welsh one
itd be smarter to report kevy2007
i did stick out tongue

Kevy2007
Reported? Wow you guys must be yellow as pish. Make sure you tell the Admins monitoring your computer at school that

Lightningrod
it does make the off topic more enjoyable

the welsh one
Originally posted by Kevy2007
Reported? Wow you guys must be yellow as pish. Make sure you tell the Admins monitoring your computer at school that

next time theres a sunderland vs. cardiff match make sure you go to it

Kevy2007
Wow "lightening Rod", what a name. So beastly but he's a zit faced spineless spoofter in disguise. Make sure you tell the teacher you're working or you'll be kicked off the computer course, nerd t osser

Kelly_Bean
crylaugh
http://politicalpartypoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/retard.jpg

the welsh one
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
crylaugh
http://politicalpartypoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/retard.jpg laughing

Lightningrod
Originally posted by Kevy2007
Wow "lightening Rod", what a name. So beastly but he's a zit faced spineless spoofter in disguise. Make sure you tell the teacher you're working or you'll be kicked off the computer course, nerd t osser
i have already done school

learn to spell

Kevy2007
SURPRISE YOUR AN UGLY EMO C UNT

Lightningrod
surprised you will go to no ends for attention

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Kevy2007
SURPRISE YOUR AN UGLY EMO C UNT
w00t Thanks! I love high school stereotypes, really..it just shows me how immature people can get when they label someone.

Kevy2007
Okay leave my thread then since you're not discussing the match you rejects.

Lightningrod
Originally posted by Kevy2007
Okay leave my thread then since you're not discussing the match you rejects.
you are the one being an dumb ass

the welsh one
Originally posted by Kevy2007
Okay leave my thread then since you're not discussing the match you rejects.

i was but your not, your just trying to insult everyone

Kevy2007
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Originally posted by SelphieT
thread sucks

Secretus
Originally posted by Kevy2007
c unt.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Secretus74/1133644338060_sinfull.jpg

Kelly_Bean
Kevy sent me this PM

"f uck off you little ugly emo tramp"


crylaugh

Reverend Axel
If you don't like the thread, avoid it. No need to cause a problem over it.

Kevy2007
Likewise t wat, make sure the door slams your ass on the way out.

Anyways Chopra is playing up front with Jones and McShane is back from suspension. I think they can do it

Reverend Axel
Now why would I make sure it hits me in the....Oh...Wait a second..You..You rascal.

Kevy2007
You really can't take a hint can you. Some people say attention thriving is a sick mental illness to do with your childhood, tell your momma that so she can help you, poor little pre pubescent boy. Since your that thick I will assume you will reply to this post anyway, please get a life ye c ocksucker. I have put you on ignore

Kelly_Bean
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/13/Dirty-socks2.jpg/180px-Dirty-socks2.jpg

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kevy2007
You really can't take a hint can you. Some people say attention thriving is a sick mental illness to do with your childhood, tell your momma that so she can help you, poor little pre pubescent boy. Since your that thick I will assume you will reply to this post anyway, please get a life ye c ocksucker. I have put you on ignore Whats with you and "pre pubescent boys"

Kevy2007
Sky Bet odds: Sunderland 15/8 Draw 2/1 Newcastle 13/8

Damn

SelphieT
Originally posted by SelphieT
thread sucks

SelphieT
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Kevy sent me this PM

"f uck off you little ugly emo tramp"


crylaugh

He just PMed me too! He called me a fat ugly tramp or something along those lines. What a loser. Can't imagine what he looks like.

Reverend Axel
He didn't even PM me, and I pwnt him the worst

SelphieT
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
He didn't even PM me, and I pwnt him the worst

You just wait. You just wait.

Reverend Axel
He put me on ignore weep

Kevy2007
Get the f uck out of my thread you gay trolls.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kevy2007
Get the f uck out of my thread you gay trolls. Thats the pot calling the kettle black.

epic fail.

SelphieT
Originally posted by Kevy2007
Get the f uck out of my thread you gay trolls.

Pathetic.

Kevy2007
wink

SelphieT
Hey guys!

Kevy can't stand us anymore, "it's pissing" him off! laughing out loud

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by SelphieT
He just PMed me too! He called me a fat ugly tramp or something along those lines. What a loser. Can't imagine what he looks like.
You're hot and you're not fat. dd

SelphieT
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You're hot and you're not fat. dd

You're hot and not emo droolio

Lets shex!

Kevy2007
Take the fanny licking outside, benders

the welsh one
Originally posted by Kevy2007
Take the fanny licking outside, benders

you cannot be a man!

keep the fanny licking and post some pictures ye?

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by SelphieT
You're hot and not emo droolio

Lets shex!
hump

Kevy2007
Originally posted by the welsh one
you cannot be a man!

keep the fanny licking and post some pictures ye?

why are you still here, poof?

Lightningrod
Originally posted by Kevy2007
why are you still here, poof?
the question is
why are you still here?

SelphieT
Originally posted by Kevy2007
Take the fanny licking outside, benders

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa97/BoogieLegs/bender.jpg

?

Kevy2007
f ucking hell. How could five retards destroy a thread in 1 minute. You are the losers of losers

the welsh one
Originally posted by Kevy2007
why are you still here, poof?

im a poof? ain't you the one who doesn't like lesbians?

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by SelphieT
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa97/BoogieLegs/bender.jpg

? One of my Hero's

the welsh one
Originally posted by Kevy2007
f ucking hell. How could five retards destroy a thread in 1 minute. You are the losers of losers

you made a sports thread in the off topic forum?

SelphieT
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
One of my Hero's

Definetly, chump!

Kevy2007
I didn't say at all you stupid c unt. I don't want two dogs effing up my thread with their crap

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by SelphieT
Definetly, chump! "Whats that fat, ugly thing? A frog? A Toad? Or YO MAMA?"

the welsh one
Originally posted by the welsh one
you made a sports thread in the off topic forum?

Kevy2007
sigh, you gay bastards. PS If you reply here again it proves you're a poof

Kelly_Bean
http://www.jakesjokes.com/gallery/albums/funnypics_forumstuff/richard_1.jpg

Lightningrod
Originally posted by Kevy2007
I didn't say at all you stupid c unt. I don't want two dogs effing up my thread with their crap

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/royal_jester/untitled22.jpg

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Kevy2007
sigh, you gay bastards. PS If you reply here again it proves you're a poof

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/9154Because-I-m-Gay-Posters.jpg

Kevy2007
Tiocfaidh ar la

the welsh one
Originally posted by Lightningrod
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/royal_jester/untitled22.jpg

laughing out loud

Kevy2007
Get lives you wankers.

the welsh one
you posted in this thread again! your a poof now

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/9154Because-I-m-Gay-Posters.jpg

Lightningrod
this is an great way to get ur post count up

Kevy2007
From Sky Sports:

"Sunderland and bitter derby rivals Newcastle go head-to-head at The Stadium of Light, live on Sky Sports 1.



No wins in six matches following success over Reading back on 15th September has seen Roy Keane's side slip to just a point above the drop zone.


The Magpies can ill-afford another loss after back-to-back defeats, including last weekend's 4-1 humbling at St James' Park by Portsmouth.


Sunderland do not have the best of records against their neighbours having gone seven league meetings without success over The Magpies.


Niall Quinn - now Black Cats chairman - secured a 2-1 victory for Sunderland in November 2000, while Alan Shearer made his last Premier League appearance in Newcastle's 4-1 win April 2006.



Double boost


Keane has striker Andy Cole and winger Carlos Edwards back in contention from the squad that lost 1-0 to Manchester City on Monday.


Cole is yet to make his debut due to a calf problem, while Edwards has missed almost three months of action after suffering a hamstring strain against Birmingham.


The Black Cats have Paul McShane back from suspension following his red card at Arsenal, however, Greg Halford is still banned.


Michael Chopra could be recalled to the starting XI ahead of Anthony Stokes to partner the impressive Kenwyne Jones up front.



Australian forward Mark Viduka has been named in Sam Allardyce's squad after recovering from the calf problem which has kept him out of the last four games.



Suspension


However, midfielder Nicky Butt is out through suspension so Turkish midfielder Emre could start after coming off the bench against Pompey.


With Claudio Cacapa struggling with a knee injury, Czech Republic international defender David Rozehnal is likely to fill in alongside Abdoulaye Faye.


The game will come too soon for injured trio Shay Given (groin), Stephen Carr (hamstring) and Damien Duff (ankle)."

Reverend Axel
Should've posted this in the sports forum.

the welsh one
mark viduka will score

Kevy2007
STFU

SelphieT
I thought this loser put us on ignore. If he did, he wouldn't have to tell us "STFU".

Reverend Axel
He thinks he's cool

Slay
Magpies will win. From what I've seen they outclass Sunderland on every part on the pitch.

the welsh one
Originally posted by Slay
Magpies will win.

Scythe
This thread needs to be locked. Enough nasty things have been said already. Kevy had every right to put up this thread, I don't understand why so much negativity was aimed at him.

Since he retaliated he can't be held responsible for what he says.

the welsh one
should be moved to the sports forum

Scythe
Should be locked.

SelphieT
Originally posted by Scythe
This thread needs to be locked. Enough nasty things have been said already. Kevy had every right to put up this thread, I don't understand why so much negativity was aimed at him.

Since he retaliated he can't be held responsible for what he says.

Oh wah, what are you, stupid?

This is, A BULLSHIT!

Lightningrod
Originally posted by SelphieT
Oh wah, what are you, stupid?

This is, A BULLSHIT!
among other things posted in the off topic forum

SelphieT
Originally posted by Lightningrod
among other things posted in the off topic forum

Sorry, inside joke between Scythe and I happy

Lightningrod
Originally posted by SelphieT
Sorry, inside joke between Scythe and I happy

still true stick out tongue

Scythe
Originally posted by SelphieT
Oh wah, what are you, stupid?

This is, A BULLSHIT!

It's the truth.

Secretus
Originally posted by SelphieT
Sorry, inside joke between Scythe and I happy

Inside?

The goat got some ass, didn't he?

the welsh one
did anyone watch it? it was a really good game, in the 2nd half

it was a draw by the way: sunderland 1-1 newcastle

Slay
Originally posted by the welsh one
did anyone watch it? it was a really good game, in the 2nd half

it was a draw by the way: sunderland 1-1 newcastle
Nah, didn't catch it. Usually watch Match of the Day, but I was busy today.

Kevy2007
Quinny has done a great job with the club and Keano can take them out of relegation this year anyway.

Scythe
Originally posted by Secretus
Inside?

The goat got some ass, didn't he?

Totally right? With SelphieT, hahaha.

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