would you rather be deaf or blind?

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~Forever*Alone~
title says it all...

i would rather be blind, im going blind anyway...

but i couldnt live without music, it would drive me insane, the silence.

BackFire
deaf. Can still play video games while deaf.

ragesRemorse
Deaf, its far less debilitating.

Strangelove
I'd rather be blind. I love music.

Secretus
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'd rather be blind. I love music.

I wish you luck.

I'd be deaf any day. Couldn't imagine a dog or someone leading me around. ****in' nightmare that would be.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Secretus
I wish you luck.

I'd be deaf any day. Couldn't imagine a dog or someone leading me around. ****in' nightmare that would be. trained seeing eyes dogs are actually brilliant. It must rule.

Evil Dead
deaf.

as Backfire mentioned, video games............still be able to watch movies also. god bless subtitles.

Grinning Goku
Deaf.

DARKLORDCAEDUS
neither

dadudemon
Originally posted by BackFire
deaf. Can still play video games while deaf.

Yup...QFT.

Also, I couldn't look at my children...my children's spouses, my wife naked, movies, anything for that matter.

I would never get to see jiggly boobs again!!!! THE HORROR!!!

Also,

Backfire, would you be able to look at any porn if you were.....*gulp* BLIND?






*cries a little bit*

chillmeistergen
Deaf, then I'd still be able to read. I know there's braille and that, but I don't really like the idea of learning all over again.

NASA
blind coz i'd be able to pinch chick's butts and get away with it

JacopeX
I rather be deaf. In my life, I need my vision most of the time.

Captain King
Deaf, I can still watch subtitles of movies. Yes, blind I could "immagine" them, but **** that lol!

Deaf actually might be somewhat bennefical. Sure, I lose the ability to talk nasty to my girlfriend. But I can still see her hot self.

Now I don't have to hear the whining, the ranting, and boring conversation. What is she gonna do? Complain to me in sign language or write an angry note? LOL

Naz
Deaf.

Victor Von Doom
I used to wonder about it, as 'I love music'.

That's BS though. Blindness is too incapacitating to give a shit about music. It's not even a close choice, really.

Originally posted by NASA
blind coz i'd be able to pinch chick's butts and get away with it

You do know they'll see you, don't you? What are you, 2?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
You do know they'll see you, don't you? What are you, 2?

agreed....being OLD and decrepit is a much better way to get away with pinching **** and butts...still, if I were a pervert (I am a pervert...just not sex offender pervert) I would rather be young and single with mad mojo skills because then I could get laid instead of WISHING I could grope teh weemonz. no expression

Victor Von Doom
Or wishing blindness upon yourself.

Devil King
Originally posted by dadudemon
agreed....being OLD and decrepit is a much better way to get away with pinching **** and butts...

I'm not sure woman of any age would appreciate someone pinching their breasts. That would be like someone pinching your testicles. It would hurt.

Victor Von Doom
Whoa whoa whoa.

That's nuts.

InnerRise
I'd rather be deaf.

But preferably Mute.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Deaf, then I'd still be able to read. I know there's braille and that, but I don't really like the idea of learning all over again. You'd still have to learn to communicate all over again through Sign Language.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

dadudemon
Originally posted by Devil King
I'm not sure woman of any age would appreciate someone pinching their breasts. That would be like someone pinching your testicles. It would hurt.

They don't appreciate it....but I have seen old men in old folkies homes pinch butts and breasts of the nurses and the nurses just talk with them in a stern voice or yell at them...I have seen regular adult men do the same and get their nuts punched and or their face slapped....OLD men for the win.

When I say "pinch", I don't mean hard...more like squeeze in a gropy like fashion.

dadudemon
Originally posted by InnerRise
I'd rather be deaf.

But preferably Mute.

You'd still have to learn to communicate all over again through Sign Language.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

yeah but you can't really look someone in the eye when you flip them off if you are blind....now can you?

fini
well I half deaf anyway, so I rather be deaf.

not being able to see would be awful

BobbyD
I would choose deafness over blindness.

Devil King
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Whoa whoa whoa.

That's nuts.

It's okay. When you get a little older, and actually get to touch a boobie, you'll find out they're very sensative.

Originally posted by dadudemon
When I say "pinch", I don't mean hard...more like squeeze in a gropy like fashion.

I understood. I just wouldn't tolerate anyone lightly groping my nutsack.

Enter: Gay Story.

When I first came out and started visiting the gay clubs in NYC, I would get approached and some of the gay guys would reach out and lightly cup my package. It really freaked me out; like to the point where I would stand an arms length away from people when we met. It struck me the same way as the first time I saw two dogs sniff each other's asses. (Whob or JIA or Whirly, it's not the same as dogs eating shit. -just in case that statement finds it's way back to haunt me)

InnerRise
Homosexual or not, that just shouldn't happen.

I would have a problem with that.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Devil King
It's okay. When you get a little older, and actually get to touch a boobie, you'll find out they're very sensative.


It was a pun. I'm female. I'm older than you. Sensitive. Other stuff.
Originally posted by Devil King

Enter: Gay Story.



Cut!

Devil King
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
It was a pun. I'm female. I'm older than you. Sensitive. Other stuff.


Cut!

I knew you had a vagina! Too many V's in your name.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I used to wonder about it, as 'I love music'.

That's BS though. Blindness is too incapacitating to give a shit about music. It's not even a close choice, really. Stevie Wonder would disagree.

SelphieT
Oh man, that's really tough.

Music is a huge part of my life, I play 4 different instruments, and sing. So going deaf would really ruin my life. However....

Not being able to see how beautiful some things are, like the people you love, or just beautiful sights......that's really tragic too.

I think I'd rather be dead, even though I could live through either one.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Strangelove
Stevie Wonder would disagree.

Probably.

Though I'm not Stevie Wonder.

Alpha Centauri
People who choose being blind and cite music as a reason are just trying to seem like some hardcore music lover.

I am, but I recognise correct priorities. Sight first, then sound.

It's easier to make up for loss of sound than sight.

-AC

Robtard
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
It was a pun. I'm female. I'm older than you. Sensitive. Other stuff.


That's gay... I prefer you as AC's little (less gay) brother.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Robtard
That's gay... I prefer you as AC's little (less gay) brother.

Unusual? Yes.


Gay? Yes.

Devil King
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
People who choose being blind and cite music as a reason are just trying to seem like some hardcore music lover.
-AC

and we all know who's job that is.

Victor Von Doom
Ooooo.

Robtard
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Unusual? Yes.


Gay? Yes.

You being a lesbian now, will not work for me. Bad enough you're female, but having a 'liquor-license', nope, sorry.

Victor Von Doom
This lie is leading me into disturbing territory.

Robtard
Indeed. Just come to clean (to DK), admit you're a little kid and you've never touched a "boobie".

That or I'll continue to question you about your supposed lesbianism.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Strangelove
Stevie Wonder would disagree. As far as I recall Stevie Wonder didn't choose to be blind.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Robtard
Indeed. Just come to clean (to DK), admit you're a little kid and you've never touched a "boobie".

That or I'll continue to question you about your supposed lesbianism.

You won't be able to maintain the dichotomy should I not choose.

lord xyz
I'd rather be deaf. I'm more dependant on my eyes. Most people are.

But to be honest, I couldn't truly decide.

Robtard
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
You won't be able to maintain the dichotomy should I not choose.

Only one way to find out.

(edit)I should really add, it’s stacked against you; you’re going to have to convince people that you’re not only a rug-muncher, but you’re also a woman that tolerates AC. Come on.

Oh, what are your thoughts on tribadism?

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Devil King
and we all know who's job that is.

Yeah.

Oh, you meant me. Haha, slick. Comes with the gay I suppose.

-AC

Devil King
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah.

Oh, you meant me. Haha, slick. Comes with the gay I suppose.

-AC

What's that? The slick?

InnerRise
Originally posted by lord xyz
I'd rather be deaf. I'm more dependant on my eyes. Most people are.

But to be honest, I couldn't truly decide. But you just did decide. erm

I still say being Mute is a better option than both Deafness and Blindness.

The least debilitation.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Robtard
Originally posted by InnerRise
But you just did decide. erm

I still say being Mute is a better option than both Deafness and Blindness.

The least debilitation.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

If we can ignore the thread guidelines when deciding, then I'd rather lose a toe or have nothing negative happen to me, than be either def or blind. But that isn't an option, now is it.

chillmeistergen
Originally posted by InnerRise
But you just did decide. erm

I still say being Mute is a better option than both Deafness and Blindness.

The least debilitation.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

It's a shame muteness wouldn't stop you typing.

SelphieT
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
People who choose being blind and cite music as a reason are just trying to seem like some hardcore music lover.

I am, but I recognise correct priorities. Sight first, then sound.

It's easier to make up for loss of sound than sight.

-AC

Oh completely.

InnerRise
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
It's a shame muteness wouldn't stop you typing. It's a shame you'll disrupt a thread in an attempt to obtain my attention, which you have actually done and always do b/c you're obsessed with me. (Flattering)

Back on topic shall we child, I'll give you your daily autograph later.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

ragesRemorse
I couldnt imagine not being able to admire the female body

~Forever*Alone~
okay i have another question...

would you rather have your legs severed off mid-thigh, or be paralyzed from the waist down...

id go with losing the legs.

InnerRise
Kind of an obvious answer and I'd say your choice is rather....absurd at the least.

Either option ends with you not having legs to walk with.

Who in their right mind would choose for their legs to be cut off over just being paralyzed?

What the f**k?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by ~Forever*Alone~
title says it all...

i would rather be blind, im going blind anyway...

but i couldnt live without music, it would drive me insane, the silence.
Oh yeah? Well I've been steeped in that very silence for almost 14 years now, since I lost my hearing at six years old. But I'd rather be like this than blind.

dadudemon
Originally posted by InnerRise
Kind of an obvious answer and I'd say your choice is rather....absurd at the least.

Either option ends with you not having legs to walk with.

Who in their right mind would choose for their legs to be cut off over just being paralyzed?

What the f**k?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

ME!!! I would still be able to get my nasty on if my legs were cut off but if I were paralyzed from the waste down, I wouldn't have any feeling from the waste down. I would also like to be able to control what happens with urination and defecation fully and completely.

Why would anyone choose paralyzation rather than legs missing from mid thigh down?

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Oh yeah? Well I've been steeped in that very silence for almost 14 years now, since I lost my hearing at six years old. But I'd rather be like this than blind.

Really? I would have NEVER guessed you to be deaf...EVER. It is very admirable that you have overcome your lack of hearing so well.

~Forever*Alone~
to each their own.

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by dadudemon
Really? I would have NEVER guessed you to be deaf...EVER. It is very admirable that you have overcome your lack of hearing so well.
Lol, no one can guess unless I tell them, and even then, they don't believe it. laughing out loud And it's more hearing impaired now than deaf, since I now hear well enough to listen to music, but I still need to read lips when talking to people. I don't even use sign language, lol.

ragesRemorse
Originally posted by ~Forever*Alone~
okay i have another question...

would you rather have your legs severed off mid-thigh, or be paralyzed from the waist down...

id go with losing the legs.

If i lost my legs at mid thigh, i could still walk with prostetics. seems like an obvious answer to me

dadudemon
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
If i lost my legs at mid thigh, i could still walk with prostetics. seems like an obvious answer to me

Quoted ftw. (for the win)

chillmeistergen
Originally posted by InnerRise
It's a shame you'll disrupt a thread in an attempt to obtain my attention, which you have actually done and always do b/c you're obsessed with me. (Flattering)

Back on topic shall we child, I'll give you your daily autograph later.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

You're the one who changed the topic to suit you. You Japan obsessed, ladyboy.

InnerRise
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
You're the one who changed the topic to suit you. You Japan obsessed, ladyboy.

Are you even anywhere near topic ahora mismo hypocrite?
Exactly kid.

You're so obvious and doing it again. Out of everyone....you single me out on a miniscule matter just to have an excuse to hurl your compliments at me LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.

I love compliments as much as the next person but you really should grow up and move on now.

My autograph writing hand is getting very tired.

Yes, I like what I like....and you like me for some reason b/c of what I like, which is rather troubling and insane and you should talk to somebody about it. Don't become a stalker. That goes beyond just being a fan.

Topic shall we child? Good.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

chillmeistergen
Nah, I like Japanese culture as well, but then again, I've actually experienced it.

Also, I haven't actually received an autograph yet. Sort it out.

InnerRise
Umm...but you see...the difference between us is that I don't actually care what you like. I'm not mad about it...nor happy....I just don't care. ermm

Still off topic I see.

This is rather hard for you isn't it?

How about I lead by example.

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'd rather be deaf.

But preferably Mute.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

chillmeistergen
Already posted my response - deaf. You knew that very well, either that or you're a retard. I'll allow you to guess which one I think.

InnerRise
I think you're still of topic.

It's like my greatness distracts you from topic everytime I enter a thread.

Like a magnet...like a moth to the flame and you get burnt every single time. Can't stay away.

Well it seems you have no intent of ceasing the disrupting so I'll end my attempt in trying to educate you on proper thread demeanor.

Carry on....childishly.

*Signs autograph*

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

chillmeistergen
I'd appreciate it a lot more, if you stopped acting like everything you say is somehow esoteric. Arrogance isn't a virtue, silly child. Would you like an autograph?

InnerRise
Wow...I've never been on this side before....

Yes...Yes...I would like an autograph actually.

I'd like you to sign this *hands over a picture of yourself*. (You're sooo dreamy)

Thankies. blush2

Yes...we're still off topic but it's not everyday....or ever....that you offer over one of your John Hancocks.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

dadudemon
Originally posted by InnerRise
Wow...I've never been on this side before....

Yes...Yes...I would like an autograph actually.

I'd like you to sign this *hands over a picture of yourself*. (You're sooo dreamy)

Thankies. blush2

Yes...we're still off topic but it's not everyday....or ever....that you offer over one of your John Hancocks.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

"In your head, MANIPULATING YOU. wink"


Don't forget that, Chill.

InnerRise
Originally posted by dadudemon
"In your head, MANIPULATING YOU. wink"


Don't forget that, Chill. confused

shhh

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

chillmeistergen
Take three, sell two on ebay. Save up for a ticket to Japan.

InnerRise
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Take three, sell two on ebay. Save up for a ticket to Japan. eek!

Thanks!

You keep this up and you're going to have yourself a fan.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

chillmeistergen
Glad to hear it, I've always thought that charity work's important.

Robtard
He does have one true fan, that's the funny part.

lord xyz
Originally posted by InnerRise
But you just did decide. erm

I still say being Mute is a better option than both Deafness and Blindness.

The least debilitation.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Notice the word truly.

InnerRise
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Glad to hear it, I've always thought that charity work's important. If that was charity work, I'll be your charity case any day of the week.

yes

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

chillmeistergen
That's lovely. Aren't you a cheerful little spastic?

InnerRise
Well when you're here to cheer me up I can't help but be cheerful.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

chillmeistergen
Awww.

NOW GET BACK ON TOPIC, YOU BLOOD BELCHING VAGINA!!!

Robtard
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well when you're here to cheer me up I can't help but be cheerful.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Weren't you crying a few post up, on how Chill wasn't posting on topic...

Edit: beat me to it by seconds.

InnerRise
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Awww.

NOW GET BACK ON TOPIC, YOU BLOOD BELCHING VAGINA!!! I told you first....I will when you decide to......until then.........don't be a hypocrite. happy

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

chillmeistergen
I'd like to be deaf. I'd like you to be blind, if only dead was a choice...

InnerRise
You were on topic and then you went off...nice try though.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

~Forever*Alone~
i wish i was blind right now

the welsh one
id choose being deaf

i could still watch tv using subtitles and could see stuff

sometimes being deaf would be a advantage too

~Forever*Alone~
my brother pretends to be deaf as an excuse to break the law....

dadudemon
Originally posted by ~Forever*Alone~
my brother pretends to be deaf as an excuse to break the law....

Tell us stories please smile ...kthanxbye

SelphieT
Originally posted by ~Forever*Alone~
my brother pretends to be deaf as an excuse to break the law....

Hahahaha! Man, when I'm an old woman, that's what I'll do. I'll just turn off my hearing aids. Forget everyone else, heh!

Baylin
I'd opt for being blind.

To lose music would kill me, I don't need to see to be able to play my instruments

KingTech
I would rather be deaf than blind.I can live with out hearing but with out eyes life has no worth for me.Being a blind I can not enjoy the hot girls and other stuff.

Sadako of Girth
Despite the temptaition not to hear anymore nagging, I'd probably have to say: Blind.

Then you could "play with yourself" on the days sans missus with impunity from biblegod. ( (c) The Republicans )
( BTW.... Do you go blind if a priest plays with you...?)

Plus music soothes the soul, where as visible threads make you post shit like this.

Sadako of Girth
(Shit like this: Meaning my own last post, incidentally, not slating anyone else there.) stick out tongue

MrBurns
I'd rather be deaf, being deaf wouldn't change my life much. Don't think I could cope with being blind.

Bicnarok

SleaterKinney32
blind.
it's all about the music.

Deja~vu
Deaf. I'll just imagin what you're all thinking. big grin

anaconda
neiter and then smile

Deja~vu
Soooooo in otherwords you'd be like a pet rock?? blink

anaconda
no i would never steal your dream

Deja~vu
I'm not a rock.......sometimes a gem though... big grin

anaconda
whatever gain your prefrences

Deja~vu
Rather be a gem than stoned!! huh

anaconda
i take stoned anyday

Deja~vu
Good, good, then you can imagine being in my world of imaginationnnnn

-Spong Bob

anaconda
nah even stoned I cant imagine the imaginary world of religious ones

Deja~vu
Do you love Jesus???

anaconda
no idont love people i never met regardles

Deja~vu
What if Jesus got you drunk, then would you love him?

anaconda
jesus could never got me drunk, even how well he could make wine out of water a norse would drink a jew under the table anyday

Deja~vu
You'd love jesus if you did the brown acid.........umm hmm.

anaconda
nah they even stayed away of the brown acid at woodstock

Deja~vu
But Jesus was there? Everywhere!! blink

anaconda
really, if he was everywhere who was there to record it?

Deja~vu
It's on video.... yes

anaconda
yeah right, jesus workout video with jane fonda

Deja~vu
No, no, he was slippin and sliding in the mud. My cousin saw him. smokin'

anaconda
oh another jew in the mud slip away video then

Deja~vu
It was at Woodstock!! eek!

anaconda
guess so

addicted2flicks
Originally posted by ~Forever*Alone~
title says it all...

i would rather be blind, im going blind anyway...

but i couldnt live without music, it would drive me insane, the silence.

This is kinda hard. But If I were to choose I'd rather be blind. I know Its hard not being able to see the people around you, the ones you care most about but its even harder if you can not hear them say "i love you"....

Katsu
In my humble opinion 97% of the people nowadays are Deaf, Dumb and Blind.

Roulette
Deaf. I love music, but I need colour!

getcha
I also love music like hell and I can't think of living without it.
But I would also say that I'd be rather be deaf.
I do know a little sign language and do know some people who are deaf. Also a very good friend of mine is blind so I know both..

cococryspies
I'm an artist so i couldn't ever choose to be blind, but my life also revolves around music. I guess i'd be fine if i was born either blind or deaf, cause i wouldn't know what i was missing.

Faith27
hmm..deaf I think..because if your blind you can't seen how beautiful a thing is...full of darkness...

Tempe Brennan
Can't remember if I have posted here, but I'd say deaf. I am deaf anyway. I mean, I wear hearing aids, but when I take them out - silence is deafening, lol.

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