If you could be ANY inanimate object, what would it be?

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Blight
Eh?

silver_tears
A photograph

Blight
Originally posted by silver_tears
A photograph Of?

Ashestoashesjc
Brad Pitt's dildo... (We all know he has one)

silver_tears
Originally posted by Blight
Of?

A candid shot of people laughing and enjoying themselves and not aware of their picture being taken (I hate posed photographs)
Or a shot of the Eiffel Tower in B&W

Secretus
Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Brad Pitt's dildo... (We all know he has one)

LOL WUT

Barker
Originally posted by Secretus
LOL WUT
HEY HAI

Ashestoashesjc
Originally posted by Secretus
LOL WUT

Blight
Originally posted by silver_tears
A candid shot of people laughing and enjoying themselves and not aware of their picture being taken (I hate posed photographs)
Or a shot of the Eiffel Tower in B&W I do, too. That was my favorite part of One Hour Photo (hopefully you know what I'm talking about).

When I try to pose I try to just show my ugly side, only. Because I don't like trying to make myself look good in pictures... too narcisitic to me...

Ashestoashesjc
Candid pictures turn out crappy. ESPECIALLY if you have a tendency to do embarrasing things...

kodak
i'd be a really comfy blanket.

Scythe
My cold, diseased, flaccid, pimply, drippy penis.

Ashestoashesjc
Originally posted by kodak
i'd be a really comfy blanket.

Nice sig remix!

Ashestoashesjc
Originally posted by Scythe
My cold, diseased, flaccid, pimply, drippy penis.

Moon Penis Power... Make-up!

Scythe
Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Moon Penis Power... Make-up!

Hey, it gets more action than me.

kodak
Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Nice sig remix! thank you. but you should really be saying it to Piggle stick out tongue

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
Nice sig remix! Originally posted by kodak
thank you. but you should really be saying it to Piggle stick out tongue

tip-hat

Blight
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
tip-hat Good Job, Piggle!

I think if I were an object I would be a Thermostat..... no idea why no expression

Scythe
Originally posted by Blight
I think if I were an object I would be a Thermostat..... no idea why no expression

I could make a gay joke here....but I won't...

Blight
Originally posted by Scythe
I could make a gay joke here....but I won't... Please do.

kodak
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
tip-hat big grin

Originally posted by Scythe
I could make a gay joke here....but I won't... laughing

Scythe
I could....but I won't...

Blight
please do.

Reverend Axel
Barker

Disturbed Angel
I dunno what I'd want to be.. but I can imagine all guys saying they'd wanna be a dildo. haermm

Blight
Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I dunno what I'd want to be.. but I can imagine all guys saying they'd wanna be a dildo. haermm I was actually surprised no one had said that until now.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I dunno what I'd want to be.. but I can imagine all guys saying they'd wanna be a dildo. haermm

Originally posted by Blight
I was actually surprised no one had said that until now.

Actually, I was going to say that...I would want to be my wife's dildo. no expression

(BTW, she doesn't have one.)

Blight
Originally posted by dadudemon
Actually, I was going to say that...I would want to be my wife's dildo. no expression

(BTW, she doesn't have one.) Is this some way of saying you don't want to exist?

Are you suicidal!?!? sad

dadudemon
Originally posted by Blight
Is this some way of saying you don't want to exist?

Are you suicidal!?!? sad

No, the last statement was an aside note...

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by Blight
I was actually surprised no one had said that until now.
haermm
Originally posted by dadudemon
Actually, I was going to say that...I would want to be my wife's dildo. no expression

(BTW, she doesn't have one.)
Well if she doesn't have one, but you still please her, then you ARE her dildo. haermm

Blight
Originally posted by dadudemon
No, the last statement was an aside note... I know I was jes' joshin' ya'

Those last three words were cool.

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Blight
Good Job, Piggle!

Thank ya happy

I have no idea what I would be...

I like Sil's answer of a Photograph happy

I'd probably be a lamp..

I <3 Lamp no expression

faraday
An.. iPod!


Edit: no.. I think I wanna be... a pong ball. messed

silver_tears
Sexiest photograph around. vin
Possibly of piggles swank

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by silver_tears
Sexiest photograph around. vin
Possibly of piggles swank

Oh you vin

NASA
a Dildo coz i'd be up in pu55y all the time

JacopeX
A bra.

Rogue Jedi
Disturbed Angels Panties. shifty

dadudemon
Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Well if she doesn't have one, but you still please her, then you ARE her dildo. haermm

True...this is such a profound statement...I never thought if that way. (I am being serious.)

Mairuzu
a shower

dadudemon
Originally posted by NASA
a Dildo coz i'd be up in pu55y all the time

Note how I specified which vagina I would be for in my post....being just a plain old dildo would leave you open to being placed in rotten, disgusting, fat ass, shit stinkin' vagina. no expression

With a name like "NASA", you should be thinking more about the things you post. no expression

Mairuzu
Id like to change my inanimate object to a house and scare people

dadudemon
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Id like to change my inanimate object to a house and scare people

"Monster House" ring a bell?

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Disturbed Angels Panties. shifty
haermm
Originally posted by dadudemon
True...this is such a profound statement...I never thought if that way. (I am being serious.)
yes

Impediment
Kiera Knightly's underwear. no expression

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