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My girlfriend and I were going to watch a Blu-Ray when all of a sudden gravity comes out of the Blu-Ray case and stabs my girlfriend then starts strangling her. He then undressed her and threw her dead naked body onto the cold kitchen floor. This was strange. Gravity was now sitting on a gigantic, blue armchair and he was devouring tiny sugar cubes. If that wasn't bad enough, he started to throw oregano around my girlfriend while chanting, "Eddie Murphy is a fine actress" and laughing like a horse.

Originally posted by Bloigen
My girlfriend and I were going to watch a Blu-Ray when all of a sudden gravity comes out of the Blu-Ray case and stabs my girlfriend then starts strangling her. He then undressed her and threw her dead naked body onto the cold kitchen floor. This was strange. Gravity was now sitting on a gigantic, blue armchair and he was devouring tiny sugar cubes. If that wasn't bad enough, he started to throw oregano around my girlfriend while chanting, "Eddie Murphy is a fine actress" and laughing like a horse.

It's more likely than you think.

Happened to me a few weeks ago.

HD DVD is better.



(hehehe....)

Call Gamestop.

Ask to reserve Battletoads: Combat Amphibians

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It's more likely than you think.

Happened to me a few weeks ago.

What was my girlfriend doing at your house? herbeyes

Originally posted by Bloigen
Call your mother!

Owned.

herbeyes

She's at your house though.

Go talk to her yourself.

herbeyes

Srsly, Call Gamestop.

Ask for Battletoads: Combat Amphibians

Originally posted by Bloigen
What was my girlfriend doing at your house? herbeyes

Wouldn't you like to know 131

Originally posted by Bloigen
It's hard for me to really say just now. Then again, Blu-ray is an awesome name. So, in conclusion I rate this book 8 out of the tens.



herbeyes

Yeah, but Blu-ray rhymes with Blue Gay!

(oh, no he didn't go there!)

Originally posted by Bloigen
Why's she at my house? Is she cheating with me on me or something? herbnone

Battletoads: Combat Amphibians? Don't you mean Doom 3? herbeyes

I dunno, she said she had to go talk to some penguin, so I assumed it was you. herbeyes

No, I mean f*cking Battletoads: Combat Amphibians. herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
Take away the HD-D from HD-DVD and you get VD.

I do believe I just won the internet.



omg

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yes. herbnone



Why's she at my house? Is she cheating with me on me or something? herbnone

Don't worry your little head my friend

Originally posted by Bloigen
That song "Oh Marie" is pretty good. That'd be classified as "swing" wouldn't it?

Wouldn't f*cking Battletoads get you some kind of disease? herbeyes

Sure.

Yeah.....I didn't think about that....too late now. herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
You should get a docta to check yo'self before yo' wreck yo'self.

My doctor is a hot Asian woman. herbhappy

Originally posted by Bloigen
My doctor is Harold Shipman. herbnone

Would you believe me if I said I don't care? herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
I know you care. You wouldn't threaten my life and my family if you didn't.

What? Huh? herbeyes

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'm onto you Roland.

Do not want.

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