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Alright so I'm walkin' down from Broadway into the city and I'm all "**** me, I could use me a bite to eat." so I see the nearest convenience store and I'm all "Hi mate, can I have a sausage roll?" and he's like "Yeah that's $2.70" and I'm all "Yeah, good deal mate here you go" then he goes "Actually it's $2.10" and I'm like "That's great, more c*nt change for my wallet to carry around" then it's like ****ing 32 ****ing degrees and it's all hot and I'm like "Shit, I need me something to drink.". I end up at another convenience and they got these cheap-ass frozen coke machine and a small is only $1.50 so I'm like "Great, makes me wallet smaller" and I'm picking out all these 5 cent coins and I like drop three and I'm all "Shit where the **** did my ****ing change get to, **** how am I going to ****ing pay for this ****ing half-assed ****ing drink?!". However I got the change back and I had some more in my wallet so I bought it and walked out and head to catch the bus home because my ass was sick of walking all day.

was there a point to that?

What a ****ing brilliant day that was haermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
was there a point to that?

Don't carry c*nt change around, ****, as if I'm meant to know. Does it ****ing matter? Jesus.

You got ripped off, nigga.

haermm

well **** i dont know what australians think haermm

must have been a day to remember?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
What a ****ing brilliant day that was haermm

I picked up some good shopping, yeah. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I picked up some good shopping, yeah. haermm

I hate c*** change it's ****ing annoying as **** haermm

Waaaaaaaaayy too much to read.

Originally posted by Secretus
You got ripped off, nigga.

haermm

Four N Twenty sausage rolls are good, *****. Top of the line meat product.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
well **** i dont know what australians think haermm

Fairly ****ing simple mate. "Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Dingo eating babies, Kangaroo, ****ing Steve Irwin." haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Four N Twenty sausage rolls are good, *****. Top of the line meat product.



Fairly ****ing simple mate. "Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Dingo eating babies, Kangaroo, ****ing Steve Irwin." haermm
ah i get it now, but hat about fosters its ****ing australian for beer

Originally posted by Kram3r
Four N Twenty sausage rolls are good, *****. Top of the line meat product.



Fairly ****ing simple mate. "Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Dingo eating babies, Kangaroo, ****ing Steve Irwin." haermm Didn't Steve get ****ed by a Stingray recently?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I hate c*** change it's ****ing annoying as **** haermm

Pretty much. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Waaaaaaaaayy too much to read.

Was going to fly your ass over for ****ing Interpol next year, **** that shit now. haermm

*Colin Powell pic*

steve irwin was a ledgend

Originally posted by Kram3r
Four N Twenty sausage rolls are good, *****. Top of the line meat product.

My meats free, nigga.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Pretty much. haermm



Was going to fly your ass over for ****ing Interpol next year, **** that shit now. haermm Seen them, already. No point in going to Australia for that. haermm

I just got an upgrade to Wingman! 4000 more points and I'm at the next level!

Originally posted by the welsh one
steve irwin was a ledgend

And a jeenius. A vishonary and a prafet.

Originally posted by the welsh one
steve irwin was a ledgend

he got pwned by a stingray though

A SILVER MT. ZION ARE SOO ****ING GOOOD

****ing hell, I got booted off COD 4 cause punkbuster has gone down or some ****ing shit, so I come on KMC and see some gay ass piece of shit thread some ****er called Kram3r made, so I start reading and Im thinking '**** me, thats a lot of ****ing writing for a post' then I get to the end and Im like 'what the ****, that story had no point or buttsecks in it at all, ****ing Kram3r wasting my ****ing time again' so I replied with a post saying '****ing hell, I got booted off COD 4 cause punkbuster has gone down or some ****ing shit, so I come on KMC and see some gay ass piece of shit thread some ****er called Kram3r made, so I start reading and Im thinking '**** me, thats a lot of ****ing writing for a post' then I get to the end and Im like 'what the ****, that story had no point or buttsecks in it at all, ****ing Kram3r wasting my ****ing time again' so I replied with a post saying'. mmm

Almost forgot.

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10899/col.jpg

leftright

I frown on bumping...and a lot of other things. mmm

****

Originally posted by Toku King
****

Yeah...thanks for that.

You should put an actual Kramer guitar in your sig, instead of trying to pass off a superior make as one haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah...thanks for that.

You are so welcome. I was happy to have been of service.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I frown on bumping...and a lot of other things. mmm

I didn't intentionally bump it..
I only just saw it and that was my reaction

It's not my fault you've returned and aren't entertaining enough to keep your threads at the top.. haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I didn't intentionally bump it..
I only just saw it and that was my reaction

It's not my fault you've returned and aren't entertaining enough to keep your threads at the top.. haermm

I'VE BEEN SLACKING ALRIGHT!? I DON'T HAVE GOOD COMIC TIMING IT'S ALL MY FAULT, OKAY? THERE I SAID IT, MEANWHILE WHILST I'M AT IT I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ****ING PLAGUE AND MIST'S HAIRCUT, ****. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
**** off mate. Kramer's are the shit. Love 'em guitras, too bad they didn't make them anymore. I only chose this one because it's a Randy Rhoads model. srug haermm

OZZY IN MARCH!!! PWNT. Nigga Zakk Wylde better be there or I'll ****ing make a thread. haermm

Heres a gay Kramer Randy Rhoads ripoff for you:
http://www.theshredzone.com/images/product_reviews/kramer_vanguard_s_440s.jpg

This is the one Im getting haermm
http://www.8thstreet.com/images/jacksonRR5-ivry.jpg

Tap me some of that droolwanker

2 WEEKS AND I STILL DONT HAVE MY ****ING TICKET, **** me, luckily its Ozzy otherwise I'd get a refund haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I'VE BEEN SLACKING ALRIGHT!? I DON'T HAVE GOOD COMIC TIMING IT'S ALL MY FAULT, OKAY? THERE I SAID IT, MEANWHILE WHILST I'M AT IT I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ****ING PLAGUE AND MIST'S HAIRCUT, ****. haermm

Okay haermm

ilufu

Originally posted by Kram3r
131wank?

I'd be logging right now except I'm not alone haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I have a Jackson V, idiot, pwnt, I know how the **** plays, iight? haermm

My friend got our tickets a few days back mate, pwnt. haermm


****, and not the good kind haermm

PARTY!!!

Originally posted by Kram3r
I was going to post something but then I didn't, pwnt. haermm

I read this and I was like, I should totally not post something just to pwn him, but then I did haermm

Originally posted by BakaXero
PARTY!!!

**** YOU!!! YOU LIVE LIKE 3 HOURS OR SOME SHIT AWAY FROM ME OR AT LEAST THE ****ING CITY AND YOU CAN'T EVEN COME IN FOR A CUP OF TEA OR COFFEE OR ****ING ORANGE JUICE, SHIT. I SHOULD ****ING SKANK YOU C*NT, ****.

Originally posted by Kram3r
**** me. haermm

Where do you think we are, Adelaide Frankston?haermm

Speaking of, have you read this?haermm
http://au.news.yahoo.com/071118/2/14zws.html

I mean, as if our city couldnt get gayer, it....well, does. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
**** YOU!!! YOU LIVE LIKE 3 HOURS OR SOME SHIT AWAY FROM ME OR AT LEAST THE ****ING CITY AND YOU CAN'T EVEN COME IN FOR A CUP OF TEA OR COFFEE OR ****ING ORANGE JUICE, SHIT. I SHOULD ****ING SKANK YOU C*NT, ****.
I was about to head to the city to party sat night, but something came up. vin

Originally posted by Kram3r
Epic fail. haermm

No wonder our population is so low, its cause they're doing it wrong haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
**** mate, what do I keep telling you? Adelaide = Fail. **** me, when you going to understand? haermm

When I come (sly) to Sydney in March, **** me, its like 4 months away haermm

Originally posted by BakaXero
Mist causes people to become gay mmm

Its not my fault everyone loves me haermm

Originally posted by BakaXero
How does that explain the Lesbians? ermm

They're fugos who know they have no chance with me haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Can't wait for that shit, I can only imagine. haermm

"Oi me name is Michael McDonald. Yeah I'm a bit of alright, grew up on a farm. I love to watch Channel Nine's Dancing With The Stars. Yeah good show that. Although, to be fair dinkum I only got the one channel." haermm

crylaugh

Mist in Sydney... disturbing.
Me thinks Mist be'd a LITTLE overwhelmed ermm

HSC done already?

Originally posted by BakaXero
HSC done already?

Yeah, ****ed that mother****er up real good. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Don't carry c*nt change around, ****, as if I'm meant to know. Does it ****ing matter? Jesus. don't mess with da jesus.

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Originally posted by Kram3r
Don't carry c*nt change around, ****, as if I'm meant to know. Does it ****ing matter? Jesus.

That's America for you.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
That's America for you.

haermm

dude lives in Australia, brainiacs.

Yes I know, hence the ~Haermm~

But didn't he say he was taking a trip to America?

I'm taking a trip to some where by car