The Batkick Gauntlet

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Badabing
Batman gets one free Batkick. Who can absorb a Batkick without any damage?

1. Punisher
2. Captain America (No Shield)
3. Hawkman
4. Bane
5. Spider-Man
6. Venom (Brock)
7. Wolverine
8. Thing
9. Wonder Woman (No Crossed Bracelets)
10. WW Hulk
11. Current Thor
12. Current Juggernaut
13. Captain Marvel & Superman (I Couldn't Decide Who's More Durable)
14. Darkseid & Thanos (See Above)
15. Galactus
16. IC Anti Monitor
17. TOAA
If the order is messed then list who the Batkick would not harm.

Here are some images of the Batkick!
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/comicbatmanvstheincrediblehulk3.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/1qb1.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/Batmanvs.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/sb3-12.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/Untitled-Scanned-15-2.jpg

Kutulu
ROFL I love how Batman can survive being choked by Grundy, do a karate chop, then batkick. In other stories Solomon Grundy puts up a fight against Superman...

Didn't Batman also score some hits against Karate Kid? I thought I remember someone posting a scan of that somewhere.

Badabing
Originally posted by Kutulu
ROFL I love how Batman can survive being choked by Grundy, do a karate chop, then batkick. In other stories Solomon Grundy puts up a fight against Superman...

Didn't Batman also score some hits against Karate Kid? I thought I remember someone posting a scan of that somewhere. Yes, Batman had a decent showing against KK.

iceman24567
Nobody can absorb a Batkick without damage.

B.A
TOAA takes it....then collapses after 5 seconds.

Badabing
Originally posted by iceman24567
Nobody can absorb a Batkick without damage. Excellent answer! w00t

Originally posted by B.A
TOAA takes it....then collapses after 5 seconds.
crylaugh

Bouboumaster
With PIS or not?

With PIS, lol, only TOAA.

Without, he stops at Wolverine. Hell the guy takes Hulk's punch!

B.A
Originally posted by Badabing
Excellent answer! w00t


crylaugh

w00t

skyfather
nobody survives the batkick,even the artist feels the power of the kick and feels the pain when drawing it.

Badabing
Originally posted by skyfather
nobody survives the batkick,even the artist feels the power of the kick and feels the pain when drawing it. eek! laughing

JediSamuraiMRB
Originally posted by Badabing
Batman gets one free Batkick. Who can absorb a Batkick without any damage?

1. Punisher
2. Captain America (No Shield)
3. Hawkman
4. Bane
5. Spider-Man
6. Venom (Brock)
7. Wolverine
8. Thing
9. Wonder Woman (No Crossed Bracelets)
10. WW Hulk
11. Current Thor
12. Current Juggernaut
13. Captain Marvel & Superman (I Couldn't Decide Who's More Durable)
14. Darkseid & Thanos (See Above)
15. Galactus
16. IC Anti Monitor
17. TOAA
If the order is messed then list who the Batkick would not harm.

Here are some images of the Batkick!
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/comicbatmanvstheincrediblehulk3.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/1qb1.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/Batmanvs.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/sb3-12.jpg
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/Untitled-Scanned-15-2.jpg


Great scans

Ouallada
Forget the batkick. can anyone survive:

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff281/twol84/Batman20Kiss.jpg

The Batkiss?

Badabing
Reported for being a perverted douche. messed

B.A
sick

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Ouallada
Forget the batkick. can anyone survive:

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff281/twol84/Batman20Kiss.jpg

The Batkiss?

Now that is just GHEY!!! sick

Kutulu
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Now that is just GHEY!!! sick

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batmansfacial1fk.jpg
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/badthoughts5ci.jpg

Badabing
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Now that is just GHEY!!! sick eek! laughing out loud

tjcoady
god DAMN that Spectre batkick makes me angry. People really need to stop using that scan without actually reading that particular issue of Tales of the Unexpected.

Green Arrow took out Solomon Grundy with punches and stabbing him with arrows. There are many Grundy's. Some can go toe to toe with Superman. And some can get beaten by Speedy on a bad day.

tjcoady
Originally posted by Ouallada
Forget the batkick. can anyone survive:

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff281/twol84/Batman20Kiss.jpg

The Batkiss?

HOT

Badabing
Originally posted by tjcoady
god DAMN that Spectre batkick makes me angry. People really need to stop using that scan without actually reading that particular issue of Tales of the Unexpected.

Green Arrow took out Solomon Grundy with punches and stabbing him with arrows. There are many Grundy's. Some can go toe to toe with Superman. And some can get beaten by Speedy on a bad day. Hey, I'll use any scan I want! Now take you Bat hate to SHC or CBR......duryes

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by tjcoady
HOT

NOT

tjcoady
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
NOT

why you always gotta hate on the Batman when he's trying to get some loving? Poor dude. If there's anything we learn from the fantastic Superman/Batman 41, Batman is constantly yearning for sexual release.

That was honestly the worst comic I've read this year. And I read Anita Blake

Badabing
Originally posted by tjcoady
why you always gotta hate on the Batman when he's trying to get some loving? Poor dude. If there's anything we learn from the fantastic Superman/Batman 41, Batman is constantly yearning for sexual release.

That was honestly the worst comic I've read this year. And I read Anita Blake I guarantee Batman has these songs playing in his BatMP3 player during Issue 41.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rdPLZWatcbA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZtKIL48jm8

stick out tongue

Ouallada
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
NOT

All in good fun. Hope you weren't offended.

Bada, my sarcasm meter isn't working too well right now. I assume/hope you weren't offended either.

Kutulu
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/DataZak/blog/manhunterse.jpg

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Ouallada
All in good fun. Hope you weren't offended.

Bada, my sarcasm meter isn't working too well right now. I assume/hope you weren't offended either.

No. Batman just shouldn't be drawn kissing Robin. That is so ugly. Borders on child abuse.

nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by tjcoady
why you always gotta hate on the Batman when he's trying to get some loving? Poor dude. If there's anything we learn from the fantastic Superman/Batman 41, Batman is constantly yearning for sexual release.

That was honestly the worst comic I've read this year. And I read Anita Blake
It truly was. That entire story line and the art are deserving of me using them the next time I take a dump.

Ouallada
Does anyone have a batkick scan from the old Adam West series in which they had all those "Bang!", "Biff!", "Pow!" etc speech bubbles?

tjcoady
Originally posted by Kutulu
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/DataZak/blog/manhunterse.jpg

jesus. Batman kicked that guys head so hard that his face was replaced with an explosion . That's amazing.

JediSamuraiMRB
Originally posted by Ouallada
Forget the batkick. can anyone survive:

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff281/twol84/Batman20Kiss.jpg

The Batkiss?


Nice fake.

Kutulu
Originally posted by tjcoady
jesus. Batman kicked that guys head so hard that his face was replaced with an explosion . That's amazing.

Batman's kick must be powered by the source. How else could he make Darkseid bleed? laughing

Ouallada
Originally posted by JediSamuraiMRB
Nice fake.

The revelation dazzles me.

braz
Everyone dies. :0

Violent2Dope
The Batkick is like the Omega Effect, only greater, it has the power of the artist's eraser for Christ's sake.

Soljer
Realistically speaking, Venom would be the first to be unaffected.

Hazsekswthurmom
Originally posted by Ouallada
Forget the batkick. can anyone survive:

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff281/twol84/Batman20Kiss.jpg

The Batkiss? http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/6/b/d6bc62bf25848920d381739f93a31cd3.jpg

Hazsekswthurmom
Apparently Bats is into beastelaity aswell

http://www.coffeespy.com/hostedimages/coffeespymain/ComicOther/GoldenAgeBatman00.jpg

Badabing
It's very disturbing that you have these scans. messed

Muck101
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
No. Batman just shouldn't be drawn kissing Robin. That is so ugly. Borders on child abuse.

Good lord, are you frigging kidding me? It's a damn cartoon! Why should anyone really care? What these two do in the privacy of their own batcave is their own business.

Ouallada
Batman saves Superman from his greatest enemy yet.

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff281/twol84/WF104WrongonManylevels.jpg


He, erm, stops the aggressive vibrator by jumping on it. Supergirl was very impressed.

spetznaz
You forgot one scan ....it shows Bruce Wayne doing morning practice, and in it he basically kicks at a tree in his yard ....and it falls in half.

Fear the bat-kick.

For comparison purposes, Batgirl (Cassie) once kicked at Lady Shiva (more of a sweep), missed, impacted on a chimney, and shattered the darn thing all across the rooftop. Shiva actually said that was impressive.

Imagine what she would say at Bruce practicing the batkick on trees, or drawing blood from Darkseid.

This is why Batman as 'peak human' has always been an inside joke in DC.

Hint 2 (gave hint 1 around 2 months ago): Why is Batman a key member of the JLA?
Now, before you say 'brains' consider that virtually every member of the league is of above human intellect (with some, e.g. MM, being way above that). If you say strategy consider that someone like the MM managed to create a super-long-term strategy (which culminated in him melding with the planet Mars, replacing a piece of Kryptonite with a GL ring, staying in that state ....one with the planet ....for thousands upon thousands of years, until the final event in JLA 1 Million when Solaris launched the GL ring at SM Prime). Oh, and if it is about nasty tricks and all that stuff (e.g. Batman's list of stratagems to use against every member of the JLA), please remember that MM had such a list FIRST, whcih detailed how to take down every member of the JLA. One reason why MM was on Batman's side when he was in trouble with the LEague after the events of Tower of Babel.
Thus, why is Bat's in the JLA.

Stay tuned for hint no.3. But before that, here is some homework. Check out the meaning of the German word 'ubermensch.' Not the Nazi connotation per se, although the meaning is more or less the same. Then compare and contrast between Superman and Batman who is really the true super man.

skyfather
Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Apparently Bats is into beastelaity aswell

http://www.coffeespy.com/hostedimages/coffeespymain/ComicOther/GoldenAgeBatman00.jpg
eek! sick

tjcoady
The Martian Manhunter's list did not detail how to take down the members of the JLA. He kept it for informational purposes only. He stresses that fairly often in following Tower of Babel .

Ouallada
Originally posted by spetznaz
You forgot one scan ....it shows Bruce Wayne doing morning practice, and in it he basically kicks at a tree in his yard ....and it falls in half.

Fear the bat-kick.

For comparison purposes, Batgirl (Cassie) once kicked at Lady Shiva (more of a sweep), missed, impacted on a chimney, and shattered the darn thing all across the rooftop. Shiva actually said that was impressive.

Imagine what she would say at Bruce practicing the batkick on trees, or drawing blood from Darkseid.

This is why Batman as 'peak human' has always been an inside joke in DC.

Hint 2 (gave hint 1 around 2 months ago): Why is Batman a key member of the JLA?
Now, before you say 'brains' consider that virtually every member of the league is of above human intellect (with some, e.g. MM, being way above that). If you say strategy consider that someone like the MM managed to create a super-long-term strategy (which culminated in him melding with the planet Mars, replacing a piece of Kryptonite with a GL ring, staying in that state ....one with the planet ....for thousands upon thousands of years, until the final event in JLA 1 Million when Solaris launched the GL ring at SM Prime). Oh, and if it is about nasty tricks and all that stuff (e.g. Batman's list of stratagems to use against every member of the JLA), please remember that MM had such a list FIRST, whcih detailed how to take down every member of the JLA. One reason why MM was on Batman's side when he was in trouble with the LEague after the events of Tower of Babel.
Thus, why is Bat's in the JLA.

Stay tuned for hint no.3. But before that, here is some homework. Check out the meaning of the German word 'ubermensch.' Not the Nazi connotation per se, although the meaning is more or less the same. Then compare and contrast between Superman and Batman who is really the true super man.

"Thus spoke Zarathustra"/Nietzsche?

Oh and Batman IS superman, at least in this scan.

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff281/twol84/WF_314.jpg

Hazsekswthurmom
http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/376/batman84.gif

Ouallada
I have that one too. Good times. Post the one in which his knees get wobbly when he starts thanking Robin.

Hazsekswthurmom
I found this one.
http://superdickery.com/seduction/51.html

Ouallada
Originally posted by Ouallada
Forget the batkick. can anyone survive:

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff281/twol84/Batman20Kiss.jpg

The Batkiss?

Followup to the above picture...




http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff281/twol84/batman.jpg

long pig
Forgot about the batkick

long pig
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/4/48221/1310470-batkick.jpg
Batman kicks a christmas bear.

Prof. T.C McAbe
Just Batman defeating savage Hulk with a casual kick.
http://www.herosandwich.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/FNF-BatmanHulk1.jpg

Just Batman putting the Multiversal Spectre in his place, of course with a casual Batkick.
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/103530/2215057-untitled.png

Just Batman showing some love, just being a Friend, with a casual kick.
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/0/308/2224791-batmanfriend.jpg

Just Batman giving orders like a boss, while casually kicking Desperos face in.
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/DC/DC%20Scans/Untitled-Scanned-02.jpg

Just Batman winning a staring contest with Galactus, with a casual Batkick, killing Galan in the process. Sh!t happens.
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a1ZppAb_700b.jpg

BTW everything I posted here is 100% canon and approved by both DC and Marvel and Baby Jesus.

StiltmanFTW
I love how those puppies, thorgina and silver eunuch, appear only after the job's been done.

long pig
D

long pig
Batman is shown here disagreeing with a post on KMC..

Prof. T.C McAbe
Just Batman having sex with Wonder Woman, in the form of a Batkick.
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